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Snoopdogg · 03-06-2020, 04:05 PM

Good day or night to everyone interested in this article. I have done a little research on the up and coming rookie draft for the SMHJL and found thus far (03/06/2020), to my surprise, but 17 new generation players who have created a player and 4 re-creates who have already been signed as free agents and rights belong to a junior team at the moment. Keep in mind this is by no means a scouting report but a simple eligibility list done by myself to get to know the competition, the league and my peers. So in no particular order!

Re-Creates:

1-Joseph Fantobens (02/15/2020): 6ft 188lbs 2 way defenseman from Sweden with a current  TPE of 175,  has posted 605 times and added 12 threads. Bank balance of $950k.  Last updated on 03/04/2020. Currently played for the Detroit falcons.

2-Stein Nilsen (02/20/2020): 6'-3" 221lbs play making LW from Norway with a current TPE of 163,  has posted 6 times and added 2 threads. Bank balance of $300k. Going MIA on us last seen being 02/24/2020 after signing his contract with the Kelowna Knights.

3-Mikkel Asmus Sondergard (02/15/2020): 6'2" 195lbs 2 way defenseman from Denmark with a current TPE of 175,  has posted 3403 times and added 135 threads. Bank balance of  $68m. Last updated...does it even matter? $68m enough said.. Also just signed and played for the Kelowna Knights.

4-Will Windsor (02/16/2020): 6'5" 195lbs defensive defenseman from Canada with a current TPE of 170,   has posted 4624 times and added 126 threads. Bank balance of $17m. Last updated about about second ago as he seems to be always posting. His rights currently belong to the Newfoundland Berserkers.

5-Cale Amundsen (02/29/2020): 6'6" 230lbs goalie from the Netherlands with a current TPE of 165, has posted 5466 times and added 316 threads. Bankroll of $4,7m. Last on ??? but we will go with often!

6-Jean-Uthred ragnarsson-Tremblay (02/29/2020): 6'1" 201lbs defensive Center from Finland with a current TPE of 155, posted 155 times and added 14 threads. Bankroll  of  $28m. Last seen today.

7-Komrad Danke (02/21/2020): 6"2" 220lbs 2 way forward from the Czech Republic with a current TPE of 165, has over 8k post and 245 threads to go with his $27m bankroll.

New Generation Players:

1-Vitek Vitecek (03/04/2020): 5'10" 187lbs sniping LW from Czech Republic with a current TPE of 162, has posted 4 times and added 2 threads. Bank balance of $0. Last on 03/04/2020.

2-Rotticus Scott (03/05/2020): 6ft 200lbs play making LW from Canada with a current TPE of 160, has 3 posts and 2 threads to his credit.  Bank blance of $0. Last on moments ago as he is still probably pulling his hair out with all these threads and posts around!

3-Dumpstr Chukstr (03/05/2020): 6'4" 220lbs offensive Center from Finland with a current TPE of 158, has posted 3 times and added 2 threads.  Bank balance of $0. Last on yesterday.

4-John Walker (03/05/2020): 6'2" 205lbs defensive physical LW from U.S.A with a current TPE of 155, as he is just getting accustomed to the league at the moment getting his feet wet at all that good and fun PT links and threads to follow!

5-Daniel Laforest (02/26/2020): 6'3" 211lbs playmaking C from Canada with a current TPE of 168, has posted 32 times and added 5 threads. Bankroll at  $2,1m. Last seen live now!

6-PBJ Souppan (02/25/2020): 6ft 205lbs right handed LD from Canada with a current TPE of 163, has posted 9 times and added 2 threads. Bank balance of  $0. Last on today!

7-Joey Gabo (02/24/2020): 6'2" 200lbs 2-way LW from Norway with a current TPE of 157, also still fresh and figuring things out. Bank statement at $500k. Last seen on 03/03/2020.

8-Ron Jusso (02/21/2020): 6ft 200lbs offensive RW from the U.S.A with a TPE of 155, 2 posts and 1 thread and presumably gonzo as last seen was the same as his creation date and that lasted all but 34 minutes!

9-Michael Borowiak (02/15/2020): 5'10" 205lbs 2 way center from U.S.A with a TPE of 155, has 3 posts and 1 thread.

10-Anders Klinkhammer (02/16/2020): M.I.A

11-Slimey Snail (02/16/2020): 5ft 300lbs stay at home defenseman from Czech Republic, TPE at 168, he has 10 posts and 2 threads to his record and has a total of $500k in his Bank.

12-Patrick Shepherd (02/18/2020): 6'1" 202lbs 2 way forward from the U.S.A, compiling 163 TPE, posted 15 times and has 2 threads. Bank reads at $800k. Last on the site yesterday!

13-Dwight Knight (02/18/2020): 6ft 202lbs power forward LW from place unkown with a current TPE of 173 Crybaby

now I am jealous, last seen 03/03/2020 with a bank receipt of $800k.

14-Frankie Holtz (02/09/2020): 6'1" 221lbs goalie from Germany, current TPE is set at 155, with 4 posts and 1 thread to go with a depleted bank account which stands at $0. Staement left by the prospect as not a good time but will be back! Last seen on site 03/01/2020.

15-Robert von Wertz (02/14/2020): 6'1" 212lbs offensive defenseman from Austria with a current TPE of 155 and has also gone MIA.

16-Travis Ross (02/08/2020): 6'3" 217lbs playmaking LW from the U.S.A and has a current TPE of 155, has 4 posts and 1 thread to go with a Bank account of $0. Last on the site 02/27/2020.

And there you have it, the next draft class of the SMJHL, oddly a total of only 23 draftees seem illegible to this date, hopefully I did not exclude anyone.

Snoopdogg
(not the real one)
(word count 1260)

**Lime** · 03-06-2020, 04:32 PM

good shit right here

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