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(2X MEDIA) EVERY SINGLE PICK IN THE DRAFT (what? how is that possible?) RANKED AND RA
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yessir its the gooney draft ranking season time so i can get fake hockey money :D read this thread and you will get my ratings. anyways lets take it away.


Round 1:


1 .  Wolfpack New England Wolfpack - Jonathan Granström - Halkohol

wolfpack traded up to select jontahn grandy. interesting move in retrospect. now as we all know halkhol is a great user which i bet makes new england happy to achieve him.  good player better user. nice

player comparison: Alex Ovechkin

rating: b- good start to the draft and lets check 2 now.

2 . Monarchs Minnesota Monarchs - Arsene Leclerc - spooked

okay now this draft took a turn for the worse. jk . good pick shtank

player comparison:  Ovechkin
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rating: 4

3 . Panthers Los Angeles Panthers - Sean Gatez - SewingWithNancy

ayoo sean gatez. this is a big for the la panthers. the budget is big on him and so you'll know hes gonna build a good player. I like the panthers new look with tdz at the helm. i think their hands are good.

player comparison: Alex Ovechkiin

rating: widepeepohappy / 10

4 . Specters New Orleans Specters - Vlastislav Malik - Leafs1997

leafs1997? i wonder what year he was born in. lol .

player comparison: Alex Ovechkiin

rating: good pick a0-

5 . Jets Winnipeg Jets - Dwayne Gretzky - 3lewsers

WTF? WAYNE GRETZKY?

rating/ 10/10

player comparison: Alex Ovechkin

6 . Jets Winnipeg Jets - Freyja Hellstrom - Calliope

winnipeg back to back.  okay this is a good pick. frejya is a good player and the money situation is nice on him. so yeah i like this.

rating: c+

7 . pride San Francisco Pride - Ruggs McOooh - Ruggsy

Yesss Agentsith you are making a name for yourself. Where did you even come from.

Agent Smith: rating

8 . Panthers Los Angeles Panthers - Jari Heikkinen - Allegiant

First name i recgonize. guys a dick

rating :10/10

9 . Wolfpack  New England Wolfpack - Brennan Huff - Jayrome

okay wolfpack why do you have so many picks? lol this is annoying.

rating: b

10 . Wolfpack New England Wolfpack - Jon St. Ark - Arkz

Arks is a big strong winger with big strong legs. He pushes with them with speed and makes plays on the ice.

rating: b

11 . Inferno Atlanta Inferno - Pablo Salvatici - Jepox

picks like this are we get me up in the morning. yeah im not shucked that hotdog was the gm to make this pick. good pick good gm good pick.

rating: 9 player comparison: Alex Ovechkiin

12 . Specters New Orleans Specters - Cian McFelter - Titan

this pick screams

13 . Rage Manhattan Rage - Matty Sandeen - TheBigSandeenie

jaywhy proving he doesnt need luke. luke was hodling him back.

rating: c

14 . Dragons Calgary Dragons - Luukas Lilja - Retuperkele

calgary dragons select a goalie at 14. weird consdiering goalies are useless.

rating: 0 /10

15 . Blizzard Edmonton Blizzard - Rude Sniff - Dude

dude falls to 15. wow. im shocked. a great guy like dude falling to 15? wow. no way. i cannot believe this.

rating: 1/10

16 . Specters New Orleans Specters - Bas O'Bigber - Sopath

first irish off the board. top of morning to ya. shrimp on the barbie. lol love to irish reprisentaition in the draft. good pick here joe

rating : c / 10

17 . Stampede Buffalo Stampede - Anton Mihailov - Mr. Finland

Surrender  Surrender  Surrender  Surrender  HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL PICK OF THE WEEK (WHAT HOW?)  Surrender  Surrender  Surrender  Surrender

wannabefin. tomen. the current longest duo gm tenure in the league. your expierence is bountiful. people say age is relative. Mr finland goes to buffalo at 17. how? did?

rating 10/10

18 . Specters New Orleans Specters - Robert Feltersnatch - Roamus

and to round out the first round is Rober Feltsnach. Hes going to new orleans at 18. the specters showed up to this and made the pick here

rating: 7/10


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sheeeesh that was a lot of reading.

Starwars  Starwars  Starwars  Starwars  Starwars  Starwars

TRIVIA BREAK: (+ 1 REP IF RIGHT. DOWN REP IF WRONG DSmile

Spursfan44(Gabe Johnson) has had one SHL player in the simulation hockey league. Tell me his players name AND what team drafted him. (Need both right).


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Round 2:

19 . pride San Francisco Pride - Jarmo Kekalainen - TheFlash

the flash? the hero?

20 . Argonauts Seattle Argonauts - Yanno Rosejac - Demolish

fuck off tig. seriosuly fuck off. youre really making me mad. a. goalie? lmao and you got a gm job because....?

rating: 5 /10

21 . Specters New Orleans Specters - Farley Hank - Beebob

farley hank you very much. this is a potential poggers steal of the draft. i think this is good.

rating: Smile

22 . Specters New Orleans Specters - Michael Scotch - sabremike

i simply cannot write anymore i am sorry to my fans.

Round 3:
39 . Steelhawks Hamilton Steelhawks - Tokkulu Lakkamaa - dmuda11

discount waters. drafted lower than him too

40 . Monarchs Minnesota Monarchs - Jimmy Nucluster - eagle_brand

rat boy get cheese



Round 4:

58 . Monarchs Minnesota Monarchs - Kyle Murray - Jimmysmo27

last picked. lol. bet this brings back memories of gym class hey jimmysmo27? get used to it.


Final Team Rankings

Inferno Atlanta Inferno: B+

Alright so you know what. Hotdog I l like your picks here man.

Platoon Baltimore Platoon: A-

No. no, you know what JR. Not again. Back to back bad drafts and I am up to HERE with it. YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER.

Stampede Buuffalo Stampede: B

Wannabefinn I dont know what more i can say about you. dumb? stupid? yeah i guess i can say more. What were you thinking? bad rating for a bad draft.

Dragons Calgary Dragons: F

Bruuh chicken parmasean.

syndicate Chicago Syndicate: D

bad at league and bad at gming. disliked.

Blizzard Edmonton Blizzard: N/A

Okay keygan. Okay. You have developed some gm skills and I can see the type of team your building here.

Steelhawks Hamilton Steelhawks: A+++++

LETS GO BABY THE BACK TO BACK TO BACK CHAMPS. ONCE AGAIN THE BEST DRAFT CLASS IN THE LEAGUE. RUN IT BACK BABY WOO BACK. I love everyone of the picks these guys made. Literally every single one was a hit. Good stuff.

Panthers Los Angeles Panthers: B

Wasty gone. Team immediately improves. Coincidence?

Rage Manhattan Rage:

Jay runs back another draft at a high rating of skill and talent. keeps pounding and he gets good returns on these drafts.

Chiefs Minnesota Chiefs: A-

okay ? what do you want from me?

Wolfpack New England Wolfpack: A

Ace ace ace. Where do i begin with you? Think you can make a draft this poor and get away with it? nope. bad draft.

Specters New Orleans Specters: D

Joe.... not your best look

Barracuda Tampa Bay Barracuda: A+

TRELLA LETS FUCKING GO.

pride San Francisco Pride: B

noob gm first draft. doesnt look like a noob gm to me. good job Agentjohn

Stars Toronto North Stars: C

Toronto has been rebuilding for 20 seasons.

Argonauts Seattle Argonauts: A

Tig check your dms.

Renegades Texas Renegades: A-

TEXAS BABY. POLSHIMESTER RIPS OUT ANOTHER FAT DRAFT. WOO

Jets Winnipeg Jets: B:

Okay so

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Gabriel Johnson - Hamilton

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Oh I know the trivia!!!

Gabriel Johnson, Hamilton Steelhawks!

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Gabriel Johnson - Hamilton Steelhawks

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We didn't even make a pick gooney y u gotta do me like dis

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Gabriel Johnson - Hamilton Steelhawks

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11-22-2020, 03:57 AMml002 Wrote: We didn't even make a pick gooney y u gotta do me like dis
well you gotta get better at not drafting, like us the A- rated Texas Renegades



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Darnell Johnson - Specters

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Very good article Gooney! Towel TowelTowelTowelTowelTowelTowelTowelTowel

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11-22-2020, 04:04 AMfrithjofr Wrote: Darnell Johnson -  Specters
wrong. downrepped. think better

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The only ratings that matters

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Gabriel Johnson, Hamilton Steelhawks!

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lmao team ratings at the end had me dead

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Wait..........Gooney...........grab a boat

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Why didn’t you rate me

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