A quick breakdown of each team, just based on their player names, Part two of two.

Ok returning for the final part of the series, we start with…

Maine Timber-
Duncan the Walrus is a fun name, but sad he’s not a goaltender to be honest. Puddles O’Duck reminds me of a jke my grandfather used to tell before he passed so I like that one as well. Beyond that, it starts to go downhill a lot in my opinion. Shaq O’Neal? Oof. DJ Lord? Double oof. Jonny Tsunami? Ok, that’s just rough. 2/10 in Maine at best.

Nevada Battleborn-
The only name I even really like here is Bane, because, what a role in the Dark Knight Rises, great villain, played so well by the amazing Tom Hardy. But, I digress. Grandmaster Funk, yikes. Rude Sniff? That’s um, illegal I think in some states? Wet Jeans? Is that cause of what Rude Sniff did? Sorry, Can’t give better than a 3/10 to Nevada.

Newfoundland Berserkers-
Robert E. O. Speedwagon is a great one, I love it, great band! Tim Allen Jr. I guess the Tool Time TV show didn’t last after all huh? Samuel Savage having such a high set of hitting attributes just makes me happy. Bud Weiser is just named after a piss poor tasting “beer” however. Evil AllBran is basically Wheaties arch nemesis. And Sabarro Torretta just sounds like crappy mall pizza. 5/10 for Newfoundland

Quebec City Citadelles-
Kappa Kappa sounds like those turtles from Super Mario. Mew Two, you’re outdated, that Pokemon is like what, 25 years old now? It can legally rent a car! Big Boss, are you an ex-member of the Jersey Shore? Ugh. Hail Bingus, that’s just… awful… At least Alfred Yankovic is fun, and so is Greyson Cooper, sounds like someone from the Bourne movies. 6/10 for Quebec City I think, but it’s a close 6.

St Louis Scarecrows-
Major Chip Hazard is a great name for a golfer, sadly he’s inactive but, can’t win em all. Lebron Brady on the other hand is awful. Let’s just put two superstars names together, that instantly makes me likeable right? Yeah, most people dislike Brady so… Friedensreich Hundertwasser is a great name, very unique and fun to read. Hunter Sharpe on the other hand is definitely a frat bro. Scooby Doo is great, but the amount of money they prolly have to spend on snacks for him…  Jack Lewis is boring though. 7/10 for St Louis I think.

Vancouver Whalers-
Ah, my previous team from years gone by, NeverBrokeAgain YoungBoy is just so… short… why would you draft someone that small in stature? Ragnar Ragnarsson aren’t you like the 14th Ragnar or some shit lately? Strawberry Sailfish that sounds, delicious. Like an after seafood dessert for sure. Ivan Browning is absolutely a Bond villain, or maybe someone in a Dracula spinoff of some sort. Uhtred Ragnarsson fucking Ragnarssons… Narboza Manyhands sounds like they are cheating. Is that like an elective surgery or a pill you take? All in all, quite a few decent names in Vancouver, 9/10 for sure, solid roster here.

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