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Lobbanet · 07-13-2021, 07:08 PM

The usually calm, and handsome Darwin Koff blasted a reporter from a rival newspapaer company. This all happened before Koff was selected to play for Sweden in the upcoming World Junior Championships. (soon)

This all started when this reporter (can't provide name, or what company employs this person) went on the air and said thatm Koff will not play for a few certain SHL teams. Everyone found this to come out of nowhere. Team 650 host Elliott Scamguy commented on the reporters source.

"Where did you exactly hear this from (blank)? Is this just another false rumour, or does it have legs?"

"Someone from the league has told me this, and was quite confident when he told me this." - said the reporter.

We caught with Koff this morning at his downtown Vancouver home.

Elliott Scamguy: Darwin, is it true that you won't play for a few certain SHL teams?

"What the fuck are you talking about?" - said a confused, and angry Koff.

"I honestly don't care who drafts me. I just want to play in the league. I'm not one of these players who wants to pick where he goes. I will be happy whereever I end up."

After that comment, we all knew Koff was telling the truth. Darwin has been very good to the media this year, and is really a favorite among the media. He is also very sexy and attractive with his new cologne. However his coach hasnt been able to put him in the box, yet. He is, the for sure the nicest agitator in the entire leauge.

"I will say that it would be awesome to play for one of the expansion teams. To be a cornerstone piece of a new franchise is an exciting prospect. I would love the chance. Like I said before, I would love to play anywhere."