I would like to present my list of the "All Rookie Team" aka the s61 team.

LD - @WithTheMoose : Adelie de Pengu
RD - @SchwarzNarr : Melvin Majestik Moose
LW - @Lobbanet : Darwin Koff
RW - @Ace : Björn Viggosson
C - @the5urreal : Atticus Hale
G - @Sebster : Willie Miller (me!)

I present the Bottom Of The Barrel, aka The Dregs. They are here to show off and prove that being picked last in the draft doesn't mean they can't play.

C - Xman Damson
W - Luca Shark
W - Kiya Daz
D - King Rhames
D - Sebastian Weiss
G - Meeka Keprosoft

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D | Manhattan Rage | Czechia


S46 | Andrej Doskocil | Old-school defenseman | Peak 1579 TPE | Retired
Drafted 32nd overall to the Halifax Raiders in S45 SMJHL Draft
S45|50 GP 1G/10A/11P 92 hits 48 SBs
S46|50 GP 2G/24A/26P 115 hits 57 SBs
S47|42 GP 6G/12A/18P 76 hits 48 SBs
Traded to Detroit Falcons
S47|8 GP 0G/2A/2P 15 hits 7 SBs
Drafted 8th overall to the Manhattan Rage in S46 SHL Draft
S48|50 GP 2G/7A/9P 93 hits 42 SBs
S49|50 GP 3G/12A/15P 97 hits 66 SBs
S50|50 GP 3G/10A/13P 110 hits 70 SBs
S51|50 GP 1G/17A/18P 146 hits 48 SBs
S52|50 GP 2G/20A/22P 118 hits 56 SBs
Won Challenge Cup with Manhattan Rage
S53|50 GP 3G/15A/18P 286 hits 110 SBs
S54|50 GP 3G/12A/15P 303 hits 103 SBs
S55|50 GP 6G/21A/27P 86 hits 117 SBs
S56|50 GP 7G/24A/31P 88 hits 115 SBs
S57|66 GP 8G/23A/31P 110 hits 140 SBs
S58|66 GP 5G/11A/16P 111 hits 204 SBs
S59|66 GP 6G/13A/19P 99 hits 307 SBs
Total SMJHL RS - 150 GP 9G/46A/55P 298 hits 160 SBs
Total SHL RS - 648 GP 49G/185A/234P 1647 hits 1378 SBs
Total SHL playoffs - 68 GP 5G/25A/30P 147 hits 118 SBs



S61 | Archangelo Scaradog Jr. | Defenseman | 1240 TPE

Drafted 17th overall to the Newfoundland Berserkers in S60 SMJHL Draft
Traded to Maine Timber
Drafted 30th overall to the Manhattan Rage


S72 | Arnošt Hlemýžď | Defenseman | 1371 TPE

Going with the shortest name Team here because the shorter the name the better the player

C - Jay Cue MET
LW - Rene Pu MET
RW - Mew Two QCC
LD - Doug Glatt NBB
RD - Jay Sink ANC
G - Zhen Roza ANA

After lots of consideration on ways I could shoehorn my own player into my team, including "All-Caribbean team" or "All-bird-surname team" (neither of these was a good idea) I opted for the "All-J Js All-Star Team". That is, an all-star team of J players whose names begin with J.

Goalie: Jonas Johansson
Right Defense: Jannik Nordstern
Left Defense: Jamal Nightingale
Right Wing: Jack Nishimori
Center: Jay Cue
Left Wing: Janis Lux

# 7 • Jamal Nightingale • LD • Baltimore Platoon
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Spanish Town, Jamaica
Hometown: Santa Monica, CA
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SHL Career Statistics:
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[S66 Reg] BAP :: 02G 18A - 38 PIM - 197 BLK 049 HIT - DGR 68
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
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[S64 P/O] COL :: 01G 06A - 02 PIM - 024 BLK 040 HIT - DGR 79
[S64 Reg] COL :: 09G 41A - 08 PIM - 114 BLK 179 HIT - DGR 83
[S63 P/O] COL :: 00G 02A - 02 PIM - 008 BLK 011 HIT - DGR 76
[S63 Reg] COL :: 11G 25A - 22 PIM - 119 BLK 119 HIT - DGR 79
[S62 P/O] COL :: 02G 02A - 02 PIM - 016 BLK 023 HIT - DGR 78
[S62 Reg] COL :: 07G 22A - 18 PIM - 087 BLK 118 HIT - DGR 75
[S61 P/O] COL :: 01G 03A - 02 PIM - 010 BLK 017 HIT - DGR 78
[S61 Reg] COL :: 08G 24A - 32 PIM - 083 BLK 125 HIT - DGR 72
[S60 P/O] COL :: 00G 01A - 02 PIM - 015 BLK 016 HIT - DGR 80
[S60 Reg] COL :: 01G 16A - 14 PIM - 102 BLK 103 HIT - DGR 69
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WJC/IIHF Career Statistics:
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[S64 WJC] WOR :: 00G 03A - 02 PIM - 055 BLK 023 HIT - DGR 91
[S63 WJC] WOR :: 00G 05A - 02 PIM - 038 BLK 026 HIT - DGR 87
[S62 WJC] WOR :: 00G 05A - 06 PIM - 023 BLK 030 HIT - DGR 80
[S61 WJC] WOR :: 01G 05A - 04 PIM - 007 BLK 019 HIT - DGR 77
[S60 WJC] WOR :: 00G 02A - 00 PIM - 006 BLK 016 HIT - DGR 62
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Achievements/Notable Moments:
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[S66] BAP: Signed to Baltimore Platoon from Free Agency
[S64] COL: SMJHL Pacific Conference Regular Season Champion
[S61] COL: SMJHL Atlantic Conference Regular Season Champion
[S61] SEA: Selected 43OA by Seattle Argonauts in SHL Draft
[S60] COL: Selected 44OA by Colorado Raptors in SMJHL Draft


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#10 • Maurice Picard || D • Los Angeles Panthers || Retired
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Basic Information
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Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 186 lbs
Birthplace: Llanelli, Wales
Hometown: Montréal, Quebec
Languages: English, French, Antillean Creole, Welsh (basic)
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Achievements/Notable Moments:
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[S37] Selected 28OA by Prince George Firebirds in SMJHL Draft
[S37] First point hat-trick vs Kelowna (Day 48)
[S38] Selected 25OA by Los Angeles Panthers in SHL Draft
[S38] Won Occasus Trophy with Prince George Firebirds
[S38] Won Laurifer Trophy with Prince George Firebirds
[S38] Won Four Star Cup with Prince George Firebirds
[S38] Jack Crasher Award recipient (PGF Best Defenseman)
[S38] WJC Finalist with Team British Isles
[S39] Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with LA Panthers
[S39] Challenge Cup Finalist with LA Panthers
[S39] Crutchfield Award recipient (LAP Best newcomer)
[S39] IIHF Semi-Finalist with Team United Kingdom
[S40] IIHF Finalist with Team United Kingdom
[S41] Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with LA Panthers
[S41] Challenge Cup Finalist with LA Panthers
[S41] IIHF Champion with Team United Kingdom
[S47] IIHF Champion with Team United Kingdom
[S52] IIHF Champion with Team Great Britain


6,000 mile road • #DidItForDildo • 1,700 miles more
A Silver Road

Drought Ender, Curse Breaker, Firebird

My team is based on the worst active players of the worst team.  The Nevada Battleborn are the worst team in the league, with a promising future ahead, but even the worst players on the team need some love.


C- Throat Goat- 0G, 6A, 6 Pts 

RW- Sam Siege- 4G, 8A, 12 Pts

LD- Doug Glatt- 3G, 12A, 15 Pts 

RD- Vladlen Sidorov- 5G, 11A, 16 Pts 

LW- Connor Snooks- 11G, 7A, 18 Pts 

And last but not least:

G- Willie Miller- 9-47-2 Record, 2,196 saves/2,454 shots, .895 save% 

                                                                               

Randy Marsh
Clem Fandango
Miguel Hefenweizen
Jay Cue
Monsieur Pingy
Ace's player


Team Most Likely to Derail a D&D Campaign Instantly

This team has so many alignments in it that it would instantly cause a D&D party to dissolve. Pingy is clearly a wildcard Chaotic Neutral. Clem and Randy are both hyper aggressive rivals. Hefenweizen and Cue would try to lead the party but in different directions. To complete the chaos we opt to not have a Goalie in our party, and instead take Ace who is a Bruin's fan and would be outcast.

Take a look at the All Skating Team. These are the players that I've personally judged as the best skaters in the entire SMJHL. Tyler Cannon is head and shoulders above the rest of the goalies. Valor, Sharp, Cheddar and Urquhart have mobility in all directions. Winters is the kind of defenseman who you think could almost play forward with how fast he is.

C - Hunter Sharpe
LW - Videl Valor
RW - Top Cheddar
LD - Daryl Urquhart
RD - Matej Winters
G - Tyler Cannon

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

To commemorate Jannik's garbage season on the offensive side, we're going for the All-Worst Shooting Percentage Team (minimum 22 games played) :

C - Throat Goat (0% in 66 games! Truly the Chosen Bum)
LW - Elvis Alexander (5.6% but a very decent 27 assists, still contributed, least bum of us all)
RW - Maxwell King (5.1% shooting percentage, could definitely improve his decision making)
LD - Jamal Nightingale (1.8%, if only he scored twice, he would've obliterated me)
RD - Jannik Nordstern (That's me! 2.3% shooting percentage on 172 shots let's gooooo)
G - ALL OF THEM! How DARE we have no goalie goals in FHM! It's outrageous.

Anyways, congrats you bums, and may you shatter a thousand glasses in practice.

 


Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
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Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!

I will go for an all-d team made of people whose names begin with the letter d because those are the coolest people in the world

G - Dustin Alexander
D - Daryl Urquhart
D - Dane von Gucci
C - Daud Ramza
W - Danny C
W - David S. Pumpkins

I am going with the SMJHL all German team , the qualifications are clear: the players have to play for Germany in the IIHF.

F: Kermit Murphy
F: Makrus Jager
F: High Haschdi
F: J.J. James Jamerson Angler
F: Konstantin Selich
D: Hans Graf

Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
 

S31 Eduard Selich  || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 |  -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 |  -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 |  +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 |  +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 |  +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 |  -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 |  +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 |  +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 |  +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 |  +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 |  -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 |  +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 |  +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 |  +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with  Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM


Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland


S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 |  1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 |  8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 |  2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with  Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:

3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

Introducing the Can't Hit the Net if Their Life Depended on It Team.

C- Ville Kurri (5 Shot Accuracy)
W- Porg Garros (5 Shot Accuracy)
W- Halldor Ragnarsson (9 Shot Accuracy)
D- Jean-Locke Zidane (4 Shot Accuracy)
D- Jamal Nightengale (5 Shot Accuracy)
G- Literally anybody works here, but I'll choose Olof Karsikko to show some Whaler pride

As you can tell, none of these guys shots will come remotely near the net if it is shot from beyond 3 feet out, thus making them the Can't Hit the Net If Their Life Depended on It Team.

The best player from each of the six worst teams!

C Hunter Sharpe
W Kermit Murphy
W Pavel Jeziak
D Maxwell Carrigan
D Janne Virtanen
G Benjamin Blue II

S61 All-Animal team

C - Grogu Mandosson - While he may not be an animal in official terms, in the sense that he is not a human on the ice is good enough.

W - Tanner Fox - No one can prove this Fox is human, so onto the animal team he goes.

W - Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba, Esq. - Pingy Pengu is clearly a reference to a childhood show, he's a penguin, therefore animal team.

D - Pasta the Turtle - Paste the TURTLE, he's a fucking turtle dude.

D - Duncan the Walrus - Duncan the WALRUS, he's a fucking Walrus dude.

G - Monster the Doctor - It's really hard to find non-human goalies, I figured "Monster" could pass well enough.

C - Sean Stevenson III
RW - Duncan Mackenzie
LW - Tomas Zadina
LD - Leons Briedis
RD - Adriano Donini
G - Jason Playstation

the explanation is simple. This is the Knights Starting lineup in 2 seasons when we start dominating