Unrelated note, I don't think the Mojave has camels, but patrolling it does make me wish for a nuclear winter.

Jennifer Huh | RW | CGY/KEL
Achievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S75: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76: Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76: Named Captain of Kelowna


Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired





Thank you @xjoverax and @phoenix for the sigs!

why his name squidward then ? checkmate liberal

despite squidwards name…he is actually an anthropomorphic octopus. checkmate

 

despite squidwards name…he is actually an anthropomorphic octopus. checkmate

No

Aleksandr Iskandrov || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Vancouver Whalers || 806 TPE
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SMJHL Career Stats
S64: GP: 66 G: 6 A: 17 P: 23
S65: GP: 66 G: 11 A: 35 P: 46
S66: GP: 66 G: 37 A: 51 P: 88
S67: GP: 66 G: 35 A: 52 P: 87
TOTAL: GP: 264 G: 89 A: 155 P: 244
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S64: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 4 P: 6
S65: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
S66: GP: 11 G: 3 A: 8 P: 11
S67: GP: 5 G: 3 A: 2 P: 5
TOTAL: GP: 32 G: 8 A: 16 P: 24
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SMJHL Achievements
S67 Wollker Division Champion
S66 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S66 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - Award Given to the Most Outstanding Player as Voted by the Players
S66 Ideen Fallah Trophy - Award Given to the Most Outstanding Player as Voted by the Awards Committee
S66 All Star Team
S67 All Star Team
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WJC stats
S64 ICE: GP: 12 G: 3 A: 4 P: 7
S65 RCL: GP: 12 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4
S66 RCL: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 3 P: 9
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IIHF stats
S67 RUS: GP: 12 G: 1 A: 0 P: 1
S68 JPN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3
S69 JPN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5
S70 JPN: GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5
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IIHF Playoff stats
S67 RUS: GP: 3 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0
S69 JPN: GP: 1 G: 0 A: 1 P: 5
S70 JPN: GP: 3 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5
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IIHF Achievements
S70 JPN: Bronze Medal (General Manager and Player)
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SHL Statistics
S68 HAM: GP: 66 G: 23 A: 30 P: 53
S69 HAM: GP: 66 G: 20 A: 30 P: 50
S70 HAM: GP: 66 G: 35 A: 46 P: 81
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SHL Achievements


Enlightened Centrist || C || Colorado Raptors
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SMJHL Career Stats
S79: GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0

Damn wtf everyone's hating this season? We're 8-8-2 this week after our roster that's 2/3rds rookies applied like 100 TPE

lol bad

 Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Tampa Bay | Great Britain | S71 - | 1931 TPE

Max TPE: 2077

Age: 28

Height: 6'4

Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22

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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons

(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks

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CAREER

GP: 909 | G: 123 | A: 309 | P: 432 | B: 1,997 | -91
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6

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SHL Regular Season
GP: 396| G: 83 | A: 151 | P: 234 | B: 683 | +5
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 78 | G: 12 | A: 24 | P: 36 | B: 152 | -4
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 87 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 133 | -29
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Achievements

(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit

(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader

(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season

(S71) All-Defense Team

(S71) WJC Silver Medal

(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S75) Rookie All Star Team

(S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader

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Teams

(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons

(S75-S78) Hamilton Steelhawks

(S79-) Tampa Bay Barracuda

Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22

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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades

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CAREER

GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF

TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)

(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)

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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal

(S58) IIHF Silver Medal

(S59) Western Conference All-Star

(S59) Challenge Cup Champion

(S60) IIHF Silver Medal

(S61) Western Conference All-Star

(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward) 

(S61) IIHF Gold Medal

(S62) Challenge Cup Champion

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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons

(S56-65) Texas Renegades

(S66) Seattle Argnoauts

(S67) Los Angeles Panthers

(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda

(S69) Los Angeles Panthers

William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78

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CAREER

Regular Season | 238-192-32

Postseason | 34-31

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SMJHL Regular Season

(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th

(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th

(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd

(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th

(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th

(S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th

(S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th

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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4

(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3

(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4

(S76) | R1: 0-4

(S77) | R1: 2-4

(S78) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4

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Achievements

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)