MY NAME... Is MISTER PRIME! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
I come before you today, as the promoter of a little side hustle named SHL Wrestling!

Welcome to Week TWO of this little project of mine and I hope you are enjoying reading this as much as I enjoy collecting the data needed to make this thing into money!
Because as one Vincent Kennedy McMahon once said to Paul Heyman: Just Make Me Some Money!

Or, as CM Punk once said:



Here are the warriors who will battle for the four titles available this season!

S81 - Joe Primeau (RW - SMJHL Vancouver) - Joe Hendry @MrPrime
S81 - Claude L'Castor (G - SMJHL Nevada) - Kevin Owens @Beavie
S80 - Drew McIntyre (C - SMJHL Nevada) - Drew McIntyre @KenitohMenara
S79 - Darrin Turner-Yell (LW - SMJHL Detroit) - Jey Uso - YEET! @OilKing
S79 - Darby Reznor (LW - SMJHL Maine) - Darby Allen @WildfireMicro
S75 - Andrade Lasomba (Left Wing - SHL Minnesota) - Andrade @Akoustique
S74 - John Peanut (Left Defense - SHL Montreal ) - John Cena with Peanut Body @Chevy
S73 - Xavier Beausoleil (Right Wing - SHL Montreal) - Sami Zayn @Takk806
S71 - Mercedes Bayle ( Left Wing - SHL San Francisco ) - Merecedes Moné @Bayley

Before we proceed with this passion project of mine, allow me to introduce to you the Inaugural Champions!

World           Mercedes Bailé
North American   Darby Reznor
Challenge           Xavier Beausoleil
Four Star           Darby Reznor

Wrestling wouldn't be wrestling with some twists and turns, so here are the rules of the game! Because like some promoter we know, I can do whatever I want!

Official SHL Wrestling Rules ( Subject To Change )

- The SHL World Championship is given to the points scoring leader and will change hands only if a lead change takes place.
- The SHL North American Championship is awarded to the points-scoring leader on a weekly basis.
- The SHL Four Star Cup is awarded to the SMJHL points-scoring leader on a weekly basis.
- The SHL Challenge Champion is awarded to the SHL points-scoring leader on a weekly basis. Thus, while the World Championship will compile the stats through the season, the North American title will reset every week.
- If a wrestler has most points for more than one Championship, the second title will be awarded to the second points leader of the second title. if the second leader has a belt, the winner will be the third points-scoring leader. This there will no longer be 'Darby2Belts'.
- Claude L'Castor being the only goalie, will have his wins and losses together + 5 points tallied in order to make things interesting. Also, because Kevin Owens is right, fight me.

Here are some news and rumors before we get in the nitty and gritty! Because this isn't an attempt at making this segment last longer than it should before I show you the stats and who is Champion or not. I wouldn't DARE do that to the SHL Universe... Or would I? So, to rip a page off WhatCulture Wrestling THIS... IS THE NEEEEEEEEEWS!!

- The rivalry between Joe Primeau and Claude L'Castor is intensifying and has spilled over Tasks!
The Montrealer and Laval native now resorting to paying independent and AEW wrestlers who don't need the money ( Well, maybe Kingston needs the exposure ) in order to throw verbal jabs at each other. The release of the upcoming SHL80 video game by Arts Electronique should be quite interesting!

- John Peanut to be the face of Planters?
The SHL player, who we sometimes can't see, was approached by the world-famous peanut packaging brand to be the face of the company. Considering John's body is a 200 pound peanut, the veteran Montreal Patriot player may be replacing the current mascot of the brand  Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe, otherwise known as Mr. Peanut. Can we expect a fight between the two? Who would you see emerge as victor? Comment down below!

- Mercedes wants to get paid.
The current SHL World Champion made it known on Truth Social that she wants to be paid to carry around the SHL World Championship, making it clear that she wants 'Moné'. #SeeWhatIDidThere A source close to SHL 'Management' says she has as much chance to earn a paycheck with this than Claude L'Castor losing weight or stay away from a beaver tail. Which somehow sounds wrong.

- Drew is still pissed.
Last week's inaugural SHL Wrestling show had some element of controversy when a counting error was made and pointed out after the fact, which kept Drew McIntyre from becoming the first North American Champion. Drew took it up to Twitter, because of course he did, and made the World know how he felt about the whole thing. The answer from SHLW's media account? 'Buck up, pal, it's just a game.'

This piece of media is (not) sponsored by EA Vancouver


And Now!
Here is the tally of points for everybody involved!

SHL World Championship Standings
Reminder - The SHL World Championship is awarded to the overall points-scoring leader for the season.
 
Darby Reznor        55 points
Mercedes Bailé      49 points
Drew McIntyre      43 points
Xavier Beausoleil  32 points
Joe Primeau        23 points
Claude L'Castor    21 points
Darrin Turner-Yell  18 points
John Peanut        18 points
Andrade Lasombra    13 points

And thus, the winner this week... And... NEWWWWWWWW SHL WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! DARRRBYYYYYYYY REZZZZZNORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!



SHL North American Championship Standings
Reminder - The North American Championship resets weekly and is awarded to the points leader for the previous week between both leagues.

Darby Reznor        24 points
Xavier Beausoleil  19 points
Mercedes Bailé      17 points
Drew McIntyre      12 points
John Peanut        12 points
Joe Primeau        10 points
Claude L'Castor      9 points
Darrin Turner-Yell  7 points 
Andrade Lasombra    4 points

Due to the rule about Champions holding two titles, Darby Reznor already being World Champion, the winner this week AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW SHL NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!! XAVIERRRRRR BEAU-SO-LEIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!



SMJHL Four Star Championship Standings
Reminder - The Four Star Championship is awarded to the SMJHL points leader weekly.

Darby Reznor 24 points
Drew McIntyre 12 points
Joe Primeau 10 points
Claude L'Castor 9 points
Darrin Turner-Yell 7 points

Due to the rule about Champions holding two titles, Darby Reznor already being World Champion, the winner this week AND NEWWWWWW SMJHL FOUR STAR CHAMPION!!! DREWWWWWWW MCINTYREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SHL Challenge Championship Standings
Reminder: The Challenge Championship is awarded to the weekly SHL points leader weekly.

Xavier Beausoleil     19 points
Mercedes Bailé       17 points
John Peanut           12 points
Andrade Lasombra    4 points

Due to the rule about Champions holding two titles, Xavier Beausoleil being North American Champion, the winner this week AND NEWWWWWWWW SHL CHALLENGE CHAMPION!!! MERCEDES BAILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Congratulations to all the Champions this week!

Current Champions

Championship History
World Championship
Week 1 - Mercedes Bailé
Week 2 - Darby Reznor

North American Championship
Week 1 - Darby Reznor
Week 2 - Xavier Beausoleil

Challenge Champion
Week 1 - Xavier Beausoleil
Week 2 - Mercedes Bailé

Four Star Championship
Week 1 - Darby Reznor
Week 2 - Drew McIntye

AND THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK FOLKS!!
Tune in next weekend for Week Three! Who will retain their titles? Who will become new champions? What crazy news will be heard? What rules will be changed?
All of that and more in 2025! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

SAME PRIME TIME
SAME PRIME CHANNEL!!!!

Say his name and he appears! 
Believe In the Whalers!
Believe In the Team Canada Red 
Believe In the the Specters
Believe In Joe Primeau!

"I am the best in the world, and don't you forget it!" - Darby Reznor

I don't know what's happening. But I do know that I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRYYYY!

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 
S79 Goalie of the Season Award winner in WJC

Now I am free <3

Needs a buff to the point system foot defensemen! They don't score! @Chevy #1

Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever!
Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!

S74 - Troy McClure IIII
Late To Draft - Signed by Regina Elk
Drafted 18th overall in SHL Draft to New England Wolfpack






S42-Troy McClure III- D-Retired
Undrafted Signing-S41
S43-S52 SHL Totals: 500 games played 32 goals 189 assists 891 hits 10227 minutes
S41-S42 SMJHL Totals: 100 games played 10 goals 52 assists 187 hits 1818 minutes
S41-S52 Czechia Totals: 124 games played 12 goals 42 assists 230 hits 2468 minutes




Awards
S41 WJC Gold Medal Champion Co-GM!!
S42 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S42 Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner
 S44 Champion Cup Champion - Winnipeg Jets
S53 Champion Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks

BEAU-SO-LEIL!!!

| LW | Jussi Mutou | MTL | JPN | S72-Now |

-Picked 19th overall by COL in the 72nd SMJHL draft-

Won Esa Anrikkanen Award - S72

Rookie All-Star Team - S72

SMJHL All-Star Game - S74

All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S74

King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S74

All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S75

SMJHL All-Star Game - S75

King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S75

Four Star Cup - S75

SHL Career:

-Picked 22nd overall by MTL in the 73rd SHL draft-

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SMJHL Stats

| S72 | GP:66 | G:37 A:37 P:74 | -39 | PIM:59 | H:227 SB:38 |

| S73 | GP:66 | G:35 A:38 P:73 | -6 | PIM:79 | H:147 | SB:28 |

| S74 | GP:66 | G:40 A:49 P:89 | +21 | PIM:58 | H:185 | SB:39 |

| S75 | GP:66 | G:46 A:48 P:94 | +16 | PIM:34 | H:193 | SB:45 |

SMJHL Playoff Stats

| S72 | GP:5 | G:4 A:2 P:6 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:14 SB:11 |

| S74 | GP:24 | G:12 A:13 P:25 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:46 SB:8 |

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SHL Stats

| S75 | GP: 66 | G:25 A:34 P:59 | -76 | PIM:25 | H:102 SB:40 |

| S77 | GP: 66 | G:10 A:33 P:43 | -76 | PIM:42 | H:90 SB:43 |

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International Stats

| S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:12 | G:7 A:7 P:14 | 2 | PIM:9 | H:37 SB:5 |

| S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:12 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | 4 | PIM:4 | H:20 SB:2 |

| S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:6 A:7 P:13 | 3 | PIM:2 | H:24 SB:4 |

| S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:3 A:8 P:11 | -3 | PIM:16 | H:24 SB:9 |

International Playoff Stats

| S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:3 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:1 |

| S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:3 SB:1 |

| S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 1 | PIM:0 | H:0 SB:3 |

| S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | 0 | PIM:4 | H:1 SB:2 |




| LW | TURG TURG | Retired(?) | CAN | S54-S65 |
SMJHL career:

-Picked 38th overall by ANC in the 54th SMJHL draft-

-Won Ron Bolt Trophy in S56-

-Won Four Star Cup with Anchorage Armada in S57-

SHL career:

-Picked 17th by TBB in the 55th SHL draft-

-Signed 2 year deal with Los Angeles Panthers in S57 Offseason

-Called up to play for the Panthers in S58-

-Taken in the 6th round of the S60 expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge

-Brief stints in both Montreal and Calgary to end his career-

International Career:

-Called up to play for team Canada at S54, S55, S56 and S57 WJC

-Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada in S55 WJC

-Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada in S56 WJC


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SMJHL stats

| S54 | GP:50 | G:6 A:8 P:14 | +2 | PIM:8 | H:27 SB:30 |

| S55 | GP:50 | G:14 A:23 P:37 | +24 | PIM:6 | H:67 SB:57 |

| S56 | GP:50 | G:15 A:16 P:31 | +13 | PIM:0 | H:83 SB:71 |

| S57 | GP:66 | G:18 A:28 P:46 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:105 SB:65 |

SMJHL playoff stats

| S54 | GP:7 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | +2 | PIM:0 | H:4 SB:5 |

| S55 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | +1 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:7 |

| S56 | GP:16 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | +3 | PIM:2 | H:30 SB:10 |

| S57 | GP:16 | G:8 A:5 P:13 | +5 | PIM:4 | H:31 SB:20 |

SHL Stats

| S58 | GP:66 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | -26 :( | PIM:4 | H:67 SB:73 |

| S59 | GP:66 | G:7 A:15 P:22 | -8 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:55 |

| S60 | GP:66 | G:13 A:20 P:33 | +1 | PIM:14 | H:121 SB: 84 |

| S61 | GP:66 | G:17 A:20 P:37 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:96 SB:84 |

| S62 | TURG died : ( |

| S63 | GP:66 | G:15 A:26 P:41 | +8 | PIM:12 | H:113 SB:108 |

| S64 | GP:66 | G:15 A:19 P:34 | -13 | PIM:26 | H:131 SB:112 |

| S65 | GP:66 | G:10 A:13 P:23 | -33 | PIM:36 | H:119 SB:50 |

SHL Playoff Stats

| S58 | GP:6 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:4 SB:7 |

| S59 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:7 SB:10 |

| S60 | GP:6 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:8 |

| S61 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -3 | PIM:0 | H:11 SB:7 |

| S63 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:10 SB:13 |

| S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -6 | PIM:2 | H:7 SB:7 |

International Stats

| S54 WJC | GP:13 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:4 | H:17 SB:6 |

| S55 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:5 P:7 | +4 | PIM:2 | H:2 SB:7 |

| S56 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:4 P:6 | +5 | PIM:0 | H:13 SB:7 |

| S57 WJC | GP:12 | G:0 A:3 P:3 | +1 | PIM:12 | H:7 SB:15 |


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| RW | Kyler Gill | Retired | CAN | S37-S47 |
SMJHL Career:

-Picked 27th overall by PGF in the 37th SMJHL Draft-

-Nominated for Esa Anrikkanen Award in S37-

-Laurifer Trophy with PGF in S38-

-Occasus Trophy with PGF in S38-

-Four Star Cup with PGF in S38-

-Jared Hanson Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Roberto Martucci Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Ideen Fallah Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Raymond Lindsay Trophy with PGF in S39-

-Plus/Minus Leader with PGF in S39-

-Tied for 5th most points in the 50 Game/350 Cap era with 63 points-

SHL Career:

-Picked 19th overall by SFP in the 38th SHL Draft-

-Nominated for the Aidan Richan Trophy with SFP in S43-

SMJHL Stats

| S37 | GP:50 | G:13 A:19 P:32 | -13 | PIM:10 | H:51 SB:3 |

| S38 | GP:50 | G:17 A:16 P:33 | +8 PIM:17 | H:55 SB:7 |

| S39 | GP:50 | G:27 A:36 P:63 | +36 | PIM:10 | H:69 SB:8 |

| Total | GP:150 | G:57 A:71 P:128 | +31 | PIM:37 | H:175 SB:18 |

SHL Stats

| S40 |GP:50 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -18 | PIM:12 | H:18 SB:4|

| S41 | GP:50 | G:8 A:10 P:18 | -18 | PIM:4 | H:36 SB:11 |

| S42 | GP:50 | G:12 A:9 P:21 | -11 | PIM:48 | H:73 SB:16|

| S43 | GP:50 | G:23 A:19 P:42 | -1 | PIM:31 | H:101 SB:11 |

| S44 | GP:50 | G:15 A:10 P:25 | +1 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:19 |

| S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | -6 | PIM:6 | H:21 SB:0 |

| S46 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P:5 | -5 | PIM:12 | H:19 SB:1 |

| S47 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P: 5 | +3 | PIM:4 | H:23 SB:2 |

| Total | GP:400 | G:72 A:56 P:128 | -55 | PIM:141 | H:388 SB:64 |

SHL Playoff Stats

| S47 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:1 SB:0 |

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Needs a buff to the point system foot defensemen! They don't score! @Chevy #1

I'm not against adding + 3 or 4 to our boys at the blue line, I mean I did give Kevin Ow-I mean Claude L'Castor a +5 because he's a goalie. Seems fair.

Say his name and he appears! 
Believe In the Whalers!
Believe In the Team Canada Red 
Believe In the the Specters
Believe In Joe Primeau!

Joe Primeau will reign supreme one of these weeks

Mr. Peanut gonna get an attitude adjustment.

Claude is focused on helping his team.

But him becoming a champion would be a bonus.

Claude L'Castor #70||Goaltender||Nevada Battleborn/Buffalo Stampede