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Completing the circle A Sunday Sports Edition (filler piece)
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It was a minor signing at the end of the Preseason..

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Quote:Originally posted by teztify@Jun 12 2015, 06:59 PM
The Edmonton Blizzard are proud to announce that we have come to terms on a contract with retiring free agent [b]JESSE JACEK-KIX! Jacek-Kix has agreed to put his new career in Japanese pro wrestling on hold in order to drive the zamboni for us and sets the record for highest paid zamboni driver in league history.

The terms are as follows:

S24: $1,500,000

Welcome to the team!

Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard&nbsp; Blizzard[/b]
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But, it completes a circle began a long time ago...


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Quote:Originally posted by Ghostspeed@Jul 30 2013, 06:51 PM
With the Scarecrows mired in last and a tough loss to Prince George still on the minds of the roster.
It was only natural for them to be a little quiet and surly with the teams reporters for St.Louis' major Newspapers
Reporters being reporters either scramble for printable items to placate their editors or create drama to help rile up the readers..

Here's one small piece buried mid page on the Scarecrows team page [Image: KpMx1905903.jpg]

'CROWS SIGN C/Winger Jacek-Kix
BY Mud McSlapdyk
The Saint Louis Scarecrows two days ago signed a Jesse Janicki-Kax
A big(apparently 6'3",230+lbs) center /wing.
This Jesse Janezik-Kooks kid who according to information provided to me prior to returning last season to play in Serie B (a second tier league) in Italy,wasn't even in hockey for several seasons. The icing on this piece of stink cake is he was driving a Garbage Truck prior to this attempt to restart his hockey odessey.
The Scarecrow management will not release contract details. I can only hope this is another CHEAP stop gap move to simply put a body on the ice ...
Now for this reporters
**McSlapdyk OPINION**
I for one don't see this as the type of move..(Signing a former garbageman) that will help Scarecrows attendance or help this beleagured team put a 'W' in the standing in this season.It's apparent that Tennyson is getting shellshocked and this team needs DEFENSIVE help. Unless Scarecrow management has it in this kids contract that he help sweep up the vacant arena and drive a zamboni.
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With the fanatic Blizzard fans wringing their hands over a troubling 0-3 start.
A positive so far this season is that the ice surface here has never looked better.
You might not see him on the ice this his final season as it's debatable that his skills could help the team...except when he drives the zamboni in those even clean circles
Yes, resurfacing the ice between periods is the recently signed C/W Jesse Jacek-Kix
The big guy behind the wheel of the zamboni stays sharp by still taking morning skate and after team meetings quickly changes into his second uniform as a member of the Blizzard Ice crew.

"It's truly fine with me , and I really thank the Blizzard for giving me a chance to hang around one more season. I had a decent run and I was always a play the cards your dealt kinda guy ..So with Calgary promoting youth it was time to look at other opportunities..I was set to change careers ..but, I don't want to go into that here.."
(referring to the rumors of a second career in pro wrestling with NJPW)

"the Blizzard have a tradition of signing vets on their last years and the team's been real easy going
and honestly..

( Kix grabs a bottle of water from the zamboni's dash cup holder and squirts some into his mouth in an attempt to cover his voice starting to choke up)

" ..It seems strangely comfortable here. So, I'll keep the sticks taped and the skates sharp and if not on the active roster... you'll still see me ....right here"




[Image: zamboni.jpg?w=620&h=464]


<div align="center">***Writers note**
I had this in mind when I first came back from the 'dead' ..thanks go to..
O4L for keeping me around after I 'died'
Steelhead77 for being a straight shooter.
Tez for giving JJK 1 last rodeo.
Yippee ki yea MF'rs!!! Cheers
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