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Durden · 07-22-2015, 01:42 PM

Forewarning because everyone on this site gets butt-hurt and can't take jokes.... This is all in jest. Love you all.... except you Hoover.

#5 on this list goes to VLAD McZehrl. McZ, we all love you, but damn it, we want to slap you! Get in our locker room more, and speak English when you talk about your damn needles. None of us still know what the hell you're talking about when you ask us if we have any more needles. Oh captain my captain, talk to us!

#4 on this exclusive list goes to.... Zack Hoover! Hoov you big pansy. Stop playing so nice and being so sweet to everyone. Your catch-phrase should be: Hey everyone, I'm a giant baby and just wanna be a team-player and not be top of the charts. I'm cool with being mediocre. YOU GET BOMBED BY TERRORISTS ALL FUCKING DAY. GET RAGED! Why don't you change your shit like this next guy and become Captain Canada so you can say sorry all day!?

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#3 on this list goes to..... Patrick <s>Taylor</s> Bure. All we heard about for months was your damn transition to Russia so you could make some money. Jesus man, get over it. We don't care! And get a hold on Cynthia. Sheesh she's out of control. She quotes me too damn much. Might wanna make sure she doesn't have the hots for me.

#2 on this list is shared by... Thomas Jandl and Colin Wood. You inactive dicks. You were supposed to help lead us to the promised land, and now we have no extra center, and no depth at D! I'm ashamed.
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And last on this list, and #1 in our slapsgiving hearts goes to.... Jack Durden!

The hell? How.... oh, right. Yes. I do want to slap myself. You came into this damn league expecting greatness and now you're just a mediocre scrub that's misunderstood by anyone not in your locker room. Way to make an impression on GMs you tool. Get a time machine, go back in time, and delete your damn account. You're a Durden who doesn't fight, and scores more than he assists, and you're supposed to be a damn playmaker. Who are you? Hoover!? Who does that? Your whole career can be summed up in one picture:

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Honorable mentions:

Allen. You spam so much shit on this site. Your post count is probably in one thread just repeating over and over "Man I'm good. Look at that guy in the mirror."

JHS - Come on man, you're 17 and a GM? Get with the program and stop trading away great players like D'Amour to make us suck. You can't even LOSE properly.

Originz - Wah, wah wah. Shut up.

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TML99 · 07-22-2015, 02:04 PM

lol good shit!

As a Canadian I love the Captain Canada picture i thought that was too funny! :lol:

Hoovuh · 07-22-2015, 02:12 PM

Hey man. Fuck you too buddy

Joker5123 · 07-22-2015, 02:14 PM

:lol:

JHS · 07-22-2015, 02:17 PM

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Allen · 07-22-2015, 02:34 PM

Accurate.

wikiplaysgames · 07-27-2015, 12:09 AM

JHS - Come on man, you're 17 and a GM? Get with the program and stop trading away great players like D'Amour to make us suck. You can't even LOSE properly.

HOT DAMN LMAOOOO

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