(500 wordarooneys)

"Phase 2"

Everyone cheered in joy when their masterplan had successeed. Nike, Merica, Leo Senpai, Maxy, sarmo and the legendary sniper of easy money, easymoneysniper clinged their beer glasses and took a sip.
Through a highly thought about mastermind plan they had been able to bypass the smjhl draft, leaving them to be free agents who could sign with anyone. The plan was to all join the same team, which would end up being the Detroit Falco's.

'We fuckin did it boys', maxy yelled out. Taking a large sip from his brewski, 'This is some tasty local brew'.

'Can't believe we got away with this', Nike laughed. The gang had a snicker, followed by sarmo screaming, "Fuck the smjhl!"

The lads had come away with moral murder and they were a-ok with that. Everyone thought their plan was to not sign with a team and just sit out the season, but they fuckin tricked everbody.

Sarmo looked up from his beer with a smile and asked, "So what's next? We going to training?"

"No.", said Merica. Everyone looked up a bit confused. "No?, but how are we going to git gud for the SHL draft?", Leo Senpai asked. Easymoneysniper leaned over and whispered "notice me senpai".

Merica laughed, "Because we aren't going to get good for the draft."

"but how are we suppost to get drafted?", the group asked.

With a massive grin Merica turned to the group and unreaveled a second plan. "We aren't going to train. If we don't train nobody will want to draft us."

"I know we hate on the smjhl, but our goal was to get into the SHL the following season, right?", Maxy asked.

"Foooools!", Merica said with a voice that kinda resembles the parody voice of Marik Ishtar from the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged youtube series.

"The plan is to not get drafted into the SHL... Thus becoming free agents... and then we join any team we want all together!", Merica told, followed by an evil laugh.

The group was silent for a moment. Sarmo stood up and started clapping, followed by the others. "We are so smart!", they all yelled.


The gang has a new scheme up their sleeves. Inspired by their previous plan of fooling the smjhl draft, they will now do the same to the shl draft.

"I call it Phase 2", Merica explained, "It's all about trolling the league hard and hard it will be."

"So first we did em dirty, by creating after the draft, then we go inactive making them feel even worse about it and then boom we're back baby and do it all over again", Leo Senpai said as he jumped off his chair. "notice me", a little voice in the background said.

"Exactly boys! Now let go activate phase 2!", nike said excited.

"Will there be more phases?", was asked by maxy?

"All in due time, all in due time", Merica said with a smile.






Seriously thou, why you do this lads you know better! I need like a few more words for 500. Done.

  Montreal Impact/Militia

|Player Page| |Update Page|

Honza Havran || G || Kraken/Wolfpack || 410 TPE ||
Name: Honza Havran
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 37
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Transactions:
Drafted 24th overall in S80 SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken
Drafted 22th overall in S81 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
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SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
------------------------------------------------------------
IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
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Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
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Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
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Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ

Good stuff :D

Good story, but you get sent back to SMJHL for another season if you don't get drafted in SHL entry draft, if I remember it correct.

hewoe

Originally posted by Chewbacca@Sep 28 2016, 08:29 PM
Good story, but you get sent back to SMJHL for another season if you don't get drafted in SHL entry draft, if I remember it correct.&nbsp;

"T'is but a little bump in the road"

  Montreal Impact/Militia

|Player Page| |Update Page|

Honza Havran || G || Kraken/Wolfpack || 410 TPE ||
Name: Honza Havran
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 37
-----------------
Transactions:
Drafted 24th overall in S80 SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken
Drafted 22th overall in S81 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
-----------------
Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
-----------------
Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
-----------------
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
------------------------------------------------------------
IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
------------------------------------------------------------
Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
------------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
------------------------------------------------------------
Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ

Not sure how you were there for that meeting but I don't appreciate you leaking our conversations like this!

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

why is this so accurate this is creepy :lol: i actually did ask if we were gonna have a training camp. amusing article

Doubt is a dream killer