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A Very Gorlab Christmas Part II
Offline Muerto
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#1
12-19-2016, 05:07 AM

Well there's Hallsy and Maxy
Mac and merica
kovalev stud
and Jack Crasher, too

But do you recall
The biggest SHl troll of them all



<a href='index.php?showuser=807' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>gorlab</a> the red-neck SHLTroll
On inoocent members preyed
And whenever anyone complained
They would always catch a fade

All the soft safe spacers
Decided that they'd had enough
They reported him all the time
But gorlab was just too tough

Then one faggoty Christmas Eve
H.O. came to say
Gorlab you don't understand
And for that you must be banned!

Then the other SHL trolls
Bitched and moaned and called them soft
They didn't want a league
Where eggy got to call the shots

Now Bojo is the commish
And Gorlab is back to say
Nothing of any consequence
He might as well just stay away!


Merry Christmas SHL
A safe space to all, and to all a White Knight!

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Argonauts        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK          Argonauts
Norway                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                       Norway


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Offline TheLastOlympian07
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#2
12-19-2016, 05:58 AM

i like gorlab but god damn this was great
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Offline drodger91
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#3
12-19-2016, 07:56 AM

=D>

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#4
12-20-2016, 12:17 PM

Smile)

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#5
12-20-2016, 12:18 PM

my GOATlab :((

Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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#6
12-20-2016, 12:24 PM

I'm honored to be mentioned amongst such legends.

S2, S5, S18, S22 Challenge Cup Champion
Hall Of Famers: (S7) Alex Reay | (S28) Daniel Merica


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#7
12-20-2016, 12:40 PM

=D> Bowdown

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Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades*
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Offline Maxy
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#8
12-20-2016, 12:48 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Merry Christmas@Dec 20 2016, 11:24 AM
I'm honored to be mentioned amongst such legends.
Ditto. Wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!
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#9
12-20-2016, 12:54 PM

Quote:Now Bojo is the commish
And Gorlab is back to say
Nothing of any consequence
He might as well just stay away!

I tried to tell you guys!

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