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CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE
NAME: Carter Crutchfield
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs
NUMBER: 2
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SHL CAREER STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
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TRANSACTIONS
S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada
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CONTRACTS
S65 - ANC: $3,000,000
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AWARDS / TROPHY CASE

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9/10

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FLACKO LAGERFIELD | LW | RETIRED  | S41 FIRST OVERALL PICK
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BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, IL
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 160 lbs
NUMBER: 47
PEAK TPE: 1872
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS

GP: 650, G: 294, A: 325, P: 619, +/-: 119, PIM: 327, HIT: 1054, SB: 172
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS

GP: 105, G: 34, A: 45, P: 79, +/-: 5, PIM: 69, HIT: 212, SB: 40
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AWARDS & HONOURS

S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S43: Nominated for Ryan Jesster Trophy
S45: Won Aidan Richan Trophy
S46: Named to SHL 3rd All-Star Team
S48: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S48: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S48: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S48: Won Ron Mexico Trophy
S49: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S52: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S53: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S53: Won Challenge Cup
S53: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S53: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S53: Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy
S54: Won Jay McDonald Trophy
S54: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy
S54: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team
S54: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy
S54: Won Ron Mexico Trophy
S57: Inducted in the SHL Hall of Fame
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TRANSACTIONS

S40: Drafted 20th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S41: Drafted 1st Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
S45: Traded to the Seattle Riot
S52: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S56: Announced Retirement from the SHL