Halo.

I am welcoming you to my story of my life of good polish boy Przemysław Brzeszczyczkiewicz also known as Performance Potato Picker also known as Kielbasa Kandidat also known as Big Dudek. I here to try tell you my story of my life best I can, but forgive my not good Angielski, me is only good Polish boy from Tatry Mountain in Poland. Lets take it you back to where it all began where my parents, Bozena and Mirek, have two too many vodka at local wedding celebration and go home to have sexy time in barn. Fast forwarded 9 months, good boy Przemysław come to life at 3kg. Doktor said ,,This boy is small. He will no be big. He no be strong." Papa Mirek no happy because he have big farm and worry I can no helpet him but mama Bozena is no worry. She love son and she believe I will be big like bear one day and take good care of farm. Mama Bozena over next year make sure I eat much boob milk to grow bone and big stronk and in 1 year i gain 7kg. I am officially a big Dudek. For next few year, I am working on farm with Papa Mirek and I become fastest Potato Picker in all of Podhale Poland. I also love to eat Kielbasa because is tasty.

Growing up, no many people play hockey here in Poland. Everyone here like only game of ball with foot or jump on ski. Our home is in Stare Bystre, Poland and we no have ice rink here but in Zakopane, there is one but 20km away. One day when I am 5 years, Papa Mirek says Przemysław we go skate on ice. I say Papa me no know how. He said is ok, I show you. Papa Mirek take me and he is very good on skate. I was very wow with this skill and I try my best to learn but fall a lot. One time I fall and hit head and cry, but Papa Mirek said ,,you no cry like little girl if no blood". I always remember this. I no want to be cry like girl so I get up and keep going. Papa Mirek take me every week to skate and in few month, I am skate good. Every time we go skate there is man, Bronek, who watch me skate. One day he comes to me and say, Przemysław you are skate good now. You should konsider play hockey. I say, hockey? Me no know how. And he said, is ok I show and trening you. Bronek is VIP man of Podhale Sport in Poland. He know many good NHL player like Mariusz Czerkawski and Wojtek Wolski. After Papa Mirek and Bronek talking, they agree I can come learning hockey. This is where it all begin.

From 6 year to 12 year I train with Bronek and play in hockey liga in Zakopane. Bronek always say, Przemysław you need to be smart with puck. You need to be killer with puck. You must kontrol puck. We practice and practice puck pass and play puck. All this time I am konstant grow and at 12 year, I am 77kg 167cm. I lead Podhale liga in point, mainly assist because Bronek teach me good puck skill. At age 13, Bronek say, you need to move to bigger liga so I go to neighbor Czech Republic to play in Praga. Bronek has kontakt there and I train there for few year until I get a phone call while eating lunch from manager from SMJHL Anchorage team asking interest in me. I was so suprising that I almost drop my kielbasa on ground. I don't know what to say but I say yes I have interest. I get in kontakt with Bronek, my now manager, and he sign me up to the draft list of season 46 SMJHL.

Draft day I no sleep. I am very nervous because I do not know anyone in America, especially no in Alaska. I go on internet and look up Anchorage and I see bear, fish and mountain. Just like Poland so I think I will be ok. Then draft begin. I wait and wait, but no picking my name. I am get sad. I thinking no one want Big Polish Dudek on team and I almost go to sleep until I hearing phone ring. It is Detroit Falcon team and they say ,,Przemysław welcome to the team". I so excite I run to Papa and mama and tell them good news. They says ,,Przemysław you will be big star. I know this. You make me us so proud". Papa Mirek even take quick photo of me and mama when I get news. I am very excite to join the team but always try to no smile in picture because is important to be serious when it coming to business.



Next day, news spread quickly in Podhale Poland and people very excite to hear Polish boy go play hockey in big liga. Everyone so happy that they give sheep, cheese, goat, and even pig to me as celebration gift. I even signing my first big kontrakt with Kielbasa kompani and now I will be on poster in Poland. All of this thanking to Detroit Falcon team.



I am fly to Amerika tomorrow for pre-season. I already complete trening and I am ready to make big splash in new liga. I hope you are ready for this Polski Superstar and I hoping you enjoying my story.

Love you,
Przemysław Brzeszczyczkiewicz
Detroit Falcon LW - SKREEEEEEE

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