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***micool132*** · 06-30-2019, 07:28 PM

Nathan Explosion, a famous Musician, has already done it all on TV, live performance, night shows, drama, comedies. One aspect missing to his resume is Morning kid's shows. The SHL Network is already scheduled with plenty of talkshows and variety shows in the evening. Explosion will make sure to make Kid's shows metal again.

The show would involve Nathan Explosion adapting famous dethklok songs into children sing along songs. He would be the host and invite SHL players to perform songs with him as they disguise in cute animals or plants. Kids love singing plants. The educative part of the show would teach them to play hockey. Notice how all hockey analyst tell kids that's the way you should play during intermission, said intermissions airing after most kids are asleep. Well now pseudo pro will tell them how play at a time when their parents are sleeping.

The show would end with a sun singing the blackest metal ever jsut to make sure kids have at least a reason to cry per show and to wake up their parents to have a productive day raising their kids.

***ProjectSaint*** · 06-30-2019, 07:36 PM

African Ice

Network: ITV
Time: Saturday 5pm-5:30pm

Emeka Valentine-Okoli and Izem Abioye (@eddiesnothere ) are both SMJHL players looking to make it big in the SHL. Emeka grew up to African parents and was taught about his tradition before picking up ice hockey at a late age of 15. Now he is playing for the Colorado Raptors and is a promising prospect forward for the New England Wolfpack. Izem was born in Nigeria and adored playing ice hockey, so much so that he moved to Europe to develop his hockey skills. Now he is playing for the St. Louis Scarecrows and is a calm, growing defenseman prospect for the West Kendall Platoon. However, both have aspirations to form a Pan-African International Ice Hockey Federation. Emeka and Izem will be traveling around Africa in their offseason and will look to both view and progress the game of African Ice Hockey. Follow them, along with various ice hockey associates as they take a look upon.....

African Ice

gaby · 06-30-2019, 07:48 PM

I'd do a show similar to first take. Get 2 of the most outspoking members on the website and have them fire away hot takes after anything SHL related. Ill volunteer to take the job of the person sitting in the middle who lacks charisma and besides bringing topics do absolutely nothing. A 10M pay per show would work. We can't really do a show every day as the content would be lacking but a show about the draft, one about free agency, one for awards and let's say one for the finals woul work well.

In the exemple of a free agency show, I would be the one at the start to resume who signed who and where for 1-2 mins and let @Wanabefin and @mIzzy debate about it. Just wannabe trolling non stop Izzy while shitting on every moves made by teams besides Buffalo would make great tv. On the opposite, Izzy trying to take things seriously and getting trolled on twitter would be a great segment. A 30 minutes show is plenty enough

Lazyeye · 06-30-2019, 07:50 PM

First Year Fun House: A show the follows the rookies of SHL teams that must live with their fellow rookies on each respective team as they navigate the intense lifestyle of playing the the SHL. Each new season will bring in a brand new cast. Fans will be able to follow along with the team building, drama, stress, and lifestyle that rookies go through in their first year living with each other. Tempers will flair as rookies compete for valuable ice time and stardom on their new team. See rookies get hazed by their veteran counterparts. Get an in depth look into the psyche of each player with exclusive real time interviews of each player as they discuss their budding relationships with their teammates. The first season will be premiering this sunday on the SHL Network at 7pm! Live vicariously through these rookies as they take their first steps onto the big stage!

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*Tomen* · 06-30-2019, 07:58 PM

PBT Pt

Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
Germany

3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

xDParK · 06-30-2019, 08:13 PM

SHL Veterans

This is a show where all old SHL members come back and live together in a house. This will mostly include members who are inactive now, but some active members will still be included. The players must live together kind of like big brother. Some of the most drama filled members will be included such as can Wilson and Maxy. Old crew will all be roommates in a hostel style room including Ofer, myself, boon, Ginny, lemster, wadeyb, nateyD, Alex, secord, and others I’m forgetting probably.

This show will slot in prime time on MTV. 8pm on Sunday nights.

To go along with this there will also be a 24/7 stream that fans can watch whenever they want. This is unfiltered and unscripted completed. Drugs, fights, parties, everything will be included so it will be rated M for nature.

Make sure to tune in every Sunday night for top notch entertainment and maybe even learn some history about the old SHL

Pris · 06-30-2019, 08:30 PM

I think a very funny TV show would be an Around the Horn type show with some of the SHL’s best and brightest opinion-makers. Naturally, I think this would involve the site’s podcasters. People like @“ztevans”, @“adamantium”, @“luketd”, @“ArGarBarGar”, and of course, the members of the Big Slappy Hour would make for a very funny show with a lot of big personalities and a lot of great discussion about the league. Because of the sim league aspect, it wouldn’t just have to be sim-immersive; aside from all of the discussion about the players, the teams, the league, etc, there’s so much more that you could talk about. It would be really interesting to see conversations about rule changes, hirings, league management, etc, from this perspective. Of course, this would have to be something more visual, an actual televised show and all, in order to make it a more immersive, amusing experience.

(Idea shamelessly stolen from @“ztevans”, thx bitch)

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ztevans · 06-30-2019, 08:37 PM

So not only did I have a pretty good idea for this, it’s one that … honestly, I could see happening? We all know about the players in the SHL, their strengths, weaknesses, even their statlines for our more obsessive members (here’s to looking at you, @Tomen). But most of us don’t know many people outside our own locker rooms or what they’re like in reality.

However, most of us clearly have a common love for hockey. In fact, I know a large number of SHL users who carry that love over to the video gaming world, specifically with EA Sports’ NHL franchise. In recent years, I’ve even played in a couple of “clubs” with SHL users such as …

- @Kmarko, my longtime partner in crime on the blue-line.
- @NYRangers, the silent assassin who scores in bunches but literally never has a headset, just like his quiet SHL persona while building one of the best defensive defensemen in the league at a time nobody cared about them.
- @sarmo, playing just like his man Terrance Nova, lighting the lamp and dominating the opposition.
- @JR95, who is so damn good he's even a big-leaguer in EASHL circles, because being one of the top SHL GMs just isn't enough for him.
- And so many more, not to mention I know there are a bunch of Xbox guys I've never played with, like many of my former Halifax Raider teammates for 15 games

You know what would make it really cool? If some of these late-night escapades were streamed on Twitch! Then everyone could get a glimpse at the personalities behind their favorite SHL players … and watch them all rage at EA's broken game, ofc.

Off · 06-30-2019, 08:53 PM

Coming this fall, Ice Fishing! It is like Cat Phising but with a bunch of hockey slobs and a much more actual personality. Only on televisions around the SHL network from 1 am to 130 am. See all your favorite personalities like @~~Mike Izzy~~, @"luketd" @ImShiny and whatever other poor bastards we find to sit down and have a talk with. We learn the ins and outs of the personal dating lives for all the players, the dirty deets and all the other shit that nobody around the league cares about because it has absolutely nothing to do with hockey except for the people we kidnap and bring on the show. Hosted by Jim Rutherford, we are going to learn how to get fucked, one way or the other. Probably only airing for one season so you might want to DVR the episodes. Canceled on a tv near you soon most likely.

ViN · 06-30-2019, 08:55 PM

Slappydoodle · 06-30-2019, 08:56 PM

This fall prepare yourself for a show like no other! Every Thursday at eight o’clock tune into the SHL Network for the ultimate in opinion. Can you handle.......Hot Takes with Jonathan Lundberg?!?!

That’s right, retired superstar and future Hall of Famer Jonathan Lundberg, the pinnacle of power, the maelstrom of madness, the first in fisticuffs, the legend with more hits than Ty Cobb will be bringing his trademark level of intensity to the SHL Network.

Every week the Swedish superstar will have a different guest on to discuss the pressing matters of the league and deliver truth bombs like no one else can. We present here, a small look at the madness that is to come:

Lundberg

On League Expansion

“It could be needed down the line. I’m not too sure just yet”

On the Thunderdome

“It’s probably necessary. I don’t know. I could argue it either way”

On the latest HO Decision

“Um, I don’t know.....what do you think?”

Yes, all this and more will be yours this fall, every Thursday at 8.

It’s Hot Takes with Jonathan Lundberg

Love you @Rich Blush

Grapehead · 06-30-2019, 09:02 PM

My idea for a show on the SHL Network is nothing fancy. I’d like to have a half-hour show where Jeff Kirkstone cooks with a different SHL player each week, and they discuss personal recipes. I always loved watching cooking shows, and the integration with a conversational interview format would be a great way to capture some candid moments with the fans’ favourite players. It could be altered into a competitive cooking format, with two players facing off, but something like that might be more fun as a recurring segment rather than the regular format. Regardless, I’d want the focus to be on the conversations about cooking, and how it is incorporated into their life as a professional athlete. There’s plenty to talk about when it comes to the SHL, but it would be really exciting to mix in some off topic shows with the regular programming on the future network.

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