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Tracking Spreadsheet

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SMJHL S50 Game 81 - DET @ HFX

SMJHL Game 81 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Abel Skinner @"KC Philip"
Team: Halifax Raiders
Victim: N/A
Team: Detroit Falcons
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: Skinner finds himself the holder of the Potato for a whole game, as he failed to land a single hit on anybody. During the game he starts wondering how much it would be to buy a house underground. He also heard of a petition started by a player in St. Louis to ban french fries from games, but has stepped down, now he wants to lead the charge. As Skinner leaves the arena all he can think of is potatoes and potato related products.

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SMJHL S50 Game 83 - HFX @ COL

SMJHL Game 83 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Abel Skinner @"KC Philip"
Team: Halifax Raiders
Victim: N/A
Team: Colorado Raptors
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: Once again Abel Skinner fails to land a check on an opponent, this time after the game he notices his skin has gotten thinner and has a brown tint to it. He is also starting to smell and a local media station has reported there are quite a few holes on his property. The holes were dug by himself and has contributed to his appearance, as it seems every time he moves a little clump of dirt falls off. As he goes home for the night he thinks about looking for a farmer to help answer some questions about his new look and lifestyle change.

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