Bonk Registered
S25, S37 Challenge Cup Champion and a pretty pretty princess
First off, I would like to say they I wish holiday good to the entire SHL community. That being said, there are a few people I would like to spread some additional holiday cheer to and grant them the privilege off getting my holiday gift list.
To @
Steelhead77 I am sure everyone is getting you chicken parms, and that is all fine and dandy but I will be you two gifts, something little different. First, I am getting you a membership to the deli of the week club, which entitles you to receive one sandwich a week from any deli in the greater New York area. Secondly I will also be getting a platoon size is Lysol disinfect wipes.
To @
Slappydoodle I hate to ride on Zach’s coattails, but I to will be getting you some “Just for Men” to address, you know, hair color.
To @
ztevans I would just like to bless his heart for the fine gift he bestowed upon me.
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Sigs by @
FlappyGiraffe , @
Steelhead77 , @
ToeDragon84 , @
slothfacekilla , @
Wasty and other dude I need to find your name
Lil' Manius
Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired
Name: Lil' Manius
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 182
Number: 77
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Personal Awards and Records
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States
S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States
S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S48 1st All-Star Team
S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me
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Big Manius
Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired
Name: Big Manius
Height: 6’ 9”
Weight: 265
Number: 7
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Personal Awards and Records
SHL Hall of Fame Player
Member of the Triple Gold Club
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway
S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S27 IIHF Top Defenseman
S33 2nd All-Star Team
S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner
S30 League leader Fights Won
S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner
S26 Scott Stevens Nominee
S26 2nd All-Star Team
S26 Tied for first in PP Goals
S23 Four Star Cup Champion
Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96
Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13
Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20
SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96
SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73%
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won
SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won
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This is going to sound totally dumb but what I really want as a player is for my life to calm back down and find a routine again! Everybody I talk to already knows this, but I had a baby in September and it has been non stop craziness ever since. We just bought our first house and because of the way the timing worked out, we are moving two days before Christmas, I’ve got family in town, we have to drive way out of town for Christmas as soon as the moving is done, and the dogs are acting out because they don’t know what’s going on. I’m looking forward to the new year when everything settles back down and I can take a deep breath (and obviously get back to playing fake hockey with all my fake hockey buds, because I have met such great people on here and I hope they all have a great holiday season).
Jenny Registered
S30, S31, S33, and S54 Challenge Cup Champion
Olivier would like to receive a number of things as holiday gifts, because he is a material boi who lives in a material world. He's particularly interested in custom rooms in his house - maybe a movie theatre? Maybe something less innocent? He also really likes jewellery, and I don't know how many years he's been dating his boyfriend but maybe they should get married? Just kidding, he's not a marriage guy, but he likes to look nice and he likes to make his boyfriend look nice so I'm pretty sure they buy each other a lot of shiny things. He likes silver best, but secretly he thinks rose gold is pretty cool too. He also likes to travel, and he likes to treat his family to art pieces from the places he goes - his cousin is an artist, so she judges him for this, but like, what can you do really. yay holidays
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Olivier Cloutier | RW | New Orleans Specters
Hometown: Lyon, France
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs
Number: 23
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SHL Career Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 G | 20 A | 32 P | -10 | 8 PIM | 54 HIT | 57 HTT | 170 SHT | 7.06 SH% | 15 SB | 19.39 AMG | 0.66 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 G | 18 A | 37 P | +7 | 2 PIM | 5 HIT | 77 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 12 SB | 21.84 AMG | 0.68 P/20
S51 - TBB | 18 G | 15 A | 33 P | -6 | 0 PIM | 13 HIT | 73 HTT | 169 SHT | 10.65 SH% | 16 SB | 21.10 AMG | 0.63 P/20
S52 - TBB | 19 G | 27 A | 46 P | -10 | 12 PIM | 45 HIT | 89 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 18 SB | 25.29 AMG | 0.73 P/20
S53 - TBB | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -17 | 18 PIM | 15 HIT | 127 SHT | 8.66% SH% | 77 SB | 20.01 AMG
S54 - NOL | 23 G | 32 A | 55 P | +12 | 16 PIM | 2 HIT | 204 SHT | 11.27 SH% | 29 SB | 19.19 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 7 HIT | 17 HTT | 35 SHT | 11.43 SH% | 2 SB | 19.64 AMG | 0.51 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +6 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 28 HTT | 64 SHT | 9.38 SH% | 8 SB | 23.04 AMG | 0.41 P/20
S51 - TBB | 4 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 3 HTT | 9 SHT | 22.22 SH% | 1 SB | 19.88 AMG
S52 - TBB | N/A
S53 - TBB | N/A
S54 - NOL | 17 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 42 SHT | 19.05 SH% | 15 SB | 21.10 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S45 - 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +3 | 10 PIM | 35 HIT | 34 HTT | 65 SHT | 9.23 SH% | 5 SB | 11.82 AMG | 0.44 P/20
S46 - 50 GP | 20 G | 18 A | 38 P | +2 | 12 PIM | 64 HIT | 60 HTT | 158 SHT | 12.66 SH% | 8 SB | 20.00 AMG | 0.76 P/20
S47 - 50 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +2 | 18 PIM | 47 HIT | 55 HTT | 165 SHT | 11.52 SH% | 10 SB | 19.05 AMG | 0.88 P/20
S48 - 50 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 P | +4 | 10 PIM | 40 HIT | 56 HTT | 165 SHT | 13.33 SH% | 3 SB | 20.49 AMG | 0.80 P/20
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S45 - 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 7 HTT | 4 SHT | 1 SB | 14.52 AMG
S46 - 11 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +2 | 4 PIM | 15 HIT | 12 HTT | 32 SHT | 1 SB | 17.51 AMG
S47 - 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 6 HTT | 13 SHT | 0 SB | 19.83 AMG
S48 - 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 5 HIT | 10 HTT | 45 SHT | 2 SB | 20.11 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S45: Drafted 3rd overall to the Anchorage Armada
S45: Named captain of WJC Team World
S45: Won WJC gold with Team World
S46: Drafted 3rd overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S46: Signed with TBB (3ssn/$10mil)
S46: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S46: Won WJC silver with Team World
S47: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S47: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S48: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S48: Named captain of WJC Team World
S49: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$6mil)
S49: Won IIHF silver with Team Great Britain
S49: Won the SHL Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best Rookie)
S49: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S51: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$6mil)
S52: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$7mil)
S52: Won IIHF gold with Team Great Britain
S53: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$13mil)
S53: Voted alternate captain of the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S54: Traded to the New Orleans Specters
S54: Won the Challenge Cup with NOLA
S55: Re-signed with NOLA (3ssn/$18mil)
Mia Landvik ♥ D ♥ KEL ♥ NEW ♥ S27-S45
Hometown: Hell, Norway
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 66
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SHL Career Statistics
S30 - 50 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +8 | 81 PIM | 99 HIT | 38 HTT | 24 SHT | 41 SB | 18.47 AMG
S31 - 50 GP | 1 G | 10 A | 11 P | +1 | 39 PIM | 65 HIT | 40 HTT | 22 SHT | 52 SB | 17.61 AMG
S32 - 50 GP | 3 G | 12 A | 15 P | +21 | 93 PIM | 138 HIT | 39 HTT | 34 SHT | 57 SB | 20.72 AMG
S33 - 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +10 | 78 PIM | 132 HIT | 38 HTT | 58 SHT | 59 SB | 23.16 AMG
S34 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +15 | 124 PIM | 116 HIT | 55 HTT | 68 SHT | 72 SB | 23.41 AMG
S35 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | +14 | 111 PIM | 86 HIT | 52 HTT | 61 SHT | 66 SB | 21.32 AMG
S36 - 50 GP | 0 G | 20 A | 20 P | +2 | 96 PIM | 132 HIT | 50 HTT | 44 SHT | 66 SB | 21.16 AMG
S37 - 50 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | -6 | 73 PIM | 132 HIT | 51 HTT | 91 SHT | 68 SB | 22.76 AMG
S38 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +17 | 109 PIM | 207 HIT | 59 HTT | 80 SHT | 57 SB | 22.48 AMG
S39 - 50 GP | 9 G | 26 A | 35 P | -6 | 46 PIM | 212 HIT | 46 HTT | 76 SHT | 62 SB | 22.45 AMG
S40 - 50 GP | 4 G | 30 A | 34 P | +8 | 62 PIM | 205 HIT | 47 HTT | 74 SHT | 59 SB | 21.95 AMG
S41 - 50 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | -14 | 56 PIM | 186 HIT | 65 HTT | 79 SHT | 57 SB | 23.80 AMG
S42 - 50 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | -1 | 64 PIM | 150 HIT | 658 HTT | 60 SHT | 85 SB | 24.98 AMG
S43 - 50 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 | 56 PIM | 144 HIT | 70 HTT | 55 SHT | 67 SB | 23.80 AMG
S44 - 50 GP | 6 G | 23 A | 29 P | -14 | 74 PIM | 176 HIT | 64 HTT | 81 SHT | 68 SB | 24.90 AMG
S45 - 50 GP | 9 G | 32 A | 41 P | +5 | 76 PIM | 170 HIT | 71 HTT | 84 SHT | 70 SB | 24.16 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S30 - 14 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +13 | 10 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 7 SHT | 9 SB | 20.79 AMG
S31 - 19 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +1 | 31 PIM | 30 HIT | 16 HTT | 4 SHT | 14 SB | 18.53 AMG
S32 - 11 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +6 | 8 PIM | 34 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 9 SB | 25.10 AMG
S33 - 18 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +2 | 38 PIM | 40 HIT | 20 HTT | 17 SHT | 26 SB | 24.04 AMG
S34 - 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 | 17 PIM | 32 HIT | 18 HTT | 13 SHT | 29 SB | 25.12 AMG
S35 - 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -5 | 15 PIM | 15 HIT | 15 HTT | 9 SHT | 15 SB | 24.23 AMG
S36 - 18 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 0 | 19 PIM | 44 HIT | 17 HTT | 16 SHT | 31 SB | 22.72 AMG
S37 - N/A
S38 - 7 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 0 | 29 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 14 SB | 20.52 AMG
S39 - 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +1 | 12 PIM | 53 HIT | 17 HTT | 20 SHT | 20 SB | 22.77 AMG
S40 - 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 28 HIT | 7 HTT | 10 SHT | 4 SB | 22.39 AMG
S41 - N/A
S42 - 18 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | -5 | 28 PIM | 63 HIT | 30 HTT | 16 SHT | 26 SB | 26.97 AMG
S43 - N/A
S44 - N/A
S45 - 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 13 HIT | 7 HTT | 3 SHT | 6 SB | 23.63 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S27 - 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | 6 PPP | -3 | 39 PIM | 51 HIT | 31 HTT | 43 SHT | 58 SB | 22.08 AMG
S28 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | 14 PPP | -27 | 58 PIM | 117 HIT | 68 HTT | 64 SHT | 83 SB | 24.75 AMG
S29 - 50 GP | 4 G | 26 A | 30 P | 12 PPP | +5 | 66 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 HTT | 64 SHT | 64 SB | 22.57 AMG
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S27 - 13 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | 2 PPP | +2 | 16 PIM | 16 HIT | 7 HTT | 21 SHT | 12 SB | 22.91 AMG
S28 - 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 1 PPP | -4 | 14 PIM | 16 HIT | 12 HTT | 5 SHT | 8 SB | 23.56 AMG
S29 - 11 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | 2 PPP | +4 | 8 PIM | 22 HIT | 10 HTT | 19 SHT | 11 SB | 23.14 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S27: Signed as a FA with KEL
S27: Won Kelowna Riko Muerto (Unsung Hero) award
S28: Drafted 4th overall to NEW
S28: Signed with NEW (3ssn/$6mil)
S28: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S30: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S30: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S31: Re-signed with NEW (8ssn/$26mil)
S31: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S31: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S33: Voted Alternate Captain of NEW
S33: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S33: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S34: Won SHL Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
S34: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S35: Won IIHF gold with Team Norway
S36: Voted Captain of NEW
S36: Won IIHF Top Defenseman
S36: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S38: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S39: Re-signed with NEW (4ssn/$25mil)
S39: Named Captain of Team Norway
S42: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S43: Re-signed with NEW (1ssn/$3mil)
S44: Re-signed with NEW (2ssn/$6mil)
S45: Nominated for the Scott Stevens (Top D) award
ZzRaven's Robot Bill Nye | Retired GM | Kelowna Knights | ★★★★ x2
S36 | 23-25-2
S35 | 24-23-3
S34 | 23-17-10
S33 | 31-14-5 | Occasus Trophy | Mathias Chouinard Award
S32 | 31-16-3 | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S31 | 30-13-7 | Laurifer Trophy | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S 30 | 33-13-4 | Laurifer Trophy
Player | Updates
What could Stan Hanson want for Christmas? The possibilities are endless. A new sports car? A boat? A fancy House? Maybe a trip to some exotic location? How about a pony? No pony? How about a dog? Or a cat, bat, or rat? No, none of these things could catch our boy Stan's fancy. The one thing Stan Hanson wants for Christmas this year is a state of the art, automatic, hydromatic, Sunbeam FPSBDML920 Full Sized Doughnut Maker. That's right a brand new doughnut maker! How else is can he perfect his technique for making super tasty doughnuts if he doesn't have a doughnut maker? Stan dreams of his own chain of super tasty doughnut shops when he retires, so it only makes sense that he would want to begin building his empire one doughnut maker at a time. So there you have it folks, Stan's Christmas Dream, to bring super tasty to doughnuts to everyone around the world.