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WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG TURG. BY TURG TURG
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HELLO FRIENDS! MY NAME IS TURG TURG! BUT YOU ALL KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU SAW TITLE HA HA HA! TURG AM BECOME FREE AGENT THIS SEASON AND TURG DO NOT KNOW WHY! TURG NOT MAD AT WATER DOGS! TURG JUST A LITTLE SAD! BUT TURG DECIDE TO WRITE TO YOU ALL TODAY TO TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG! SO LET US GET RIGHT INTO IT! ALSO WANT GIVE SHOUT OUT TO TURG FRIEND, IGOR VICTORY WHO IS HELP TURG WITH SPELLING! THANK YOU MR. VICTORY!


REASON NUMBER ONE WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG:

TURG WIN FOUR STAR CUP WITH ANCHORAGE ARMADA! TURG DO VERY GOOD, JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS SAY! PLEASE BE PROUD OF TURG! HERE IS PICTURE OF TURG WITH FOUR STAR CUP FOR TO PROVE TURG WON!

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WOW LOOK AT TURG GO! TURG POSING WITH FOUR STAR CUP THAT TURG WON! IN THE PLAYOFFS TURG GET THIRTEEN POINTS FOR ANCHORAGE! CAN I GET A ‘GOOD JOB TURG’ OR WHAT? HA HA. TURG MAYBE HELP WIN CHALLENGE CUP FOR YOU! YOU CANNOT SEE IT BUT TURG POINT AT SCREEN AS YOU READ THIS!



REASON NUMBER TWO OF WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG:

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: TURG IS ALSO A GOLD MEDALIST WITH CANADA! TURG DO REALLY GOOD FOR CANADA! WE ALSO WIN SILVER MEDAL TOO! SO TURG KNOW HOW TO LOSE WITH GRACE! TURG ONLY FLIP OVER TWO CARS THAT NIGHT! YAY TURG! HERE IS PICTURE OF TURG WITH ALL HIS CANADA FRIENDS AND GOLD MEDAL!

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WOWIE! TURG REALLY HAPPY HE WIN FOUR STAR AND GOLD MEDAL BEFORE JOINING SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE WITH ALL THE BIG KIDS!


REASON NUMBER THREE FOR WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG:

TURG IS VERY MUSCULAR! PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THIS (UNLESS YOU ARE TURG TEAMMATE IN WHICH CASE YOU KNOW TURG PLANE ATTIRE HA HA) BUT TURG IS A HUGE JACKED MAN! TURG SO MUSCULAR THAT EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF TURG! THE WOMEN, AND THE MEN! WOWIE! HERE IS A FEW PICTURES OF TURGS MUSCLES FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!

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HA HA THIS ONE WAS FROM WHEN TURG WAS ASKED TO PLAY THE WOLVERINE! TURG KNOW ALL ABOUT WOLVERINES SO THEY ASK TURG TO BE SHIRTLESS ALL THE TIME!

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HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FROM WAY BACK IN THE DAY WHEN TURG WAS SWIMSUIT MODEL! TURG REALLY IS A JACKED OFF ALL TRADES!


REASON NUMBER ANOTHER ONE WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG!

TURG LOVES PUPPIES! TURG HAS LOTS OF PUPPIES AT HOME! TURG ONCE HELPED OUT AT A PUPPY SCHOOL TO TEACH PUPPIES! IF YOU LIKE PUPPIES TOO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE SIGNING TURG TO BIG CONTRACT? TURG THINK SO! HERE IS TURG WITH PUPPIES!

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TURG IS A GOOD AND WHOLESOME FRIEND TO ALL THE PUPPIES! IF YOUR TEAM HAVE LOTS OF PUPPIES, TURG BE THEIR FRIEND TOO!

REASON THE LAST ONE WHY FOR SIGN TURG!

TURG KNOW HOW TO PARTY! TURG KNOWN IN ANCHORAGE FOR THROWING WILD RAGERS, AS THE YOUNG KIDS CALL THEM! TURG LIKE COOL UNCLE WHO ALWAYS HAS MEMORABLE PARTIES IN TURG BIG HOME! IF YOU LIKE BIG PARTY, TURG IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

HERE TURG CELEBRATING AFTER GOAL TO SHOW HE IS WILD PARTY GUY!

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TURG DID REALLY GOOD LAST SEASON AND BELIEVES HE CAN DO REALLY GOOD FOR YOU TOO! DON’T BELIEVE TURG? TURG PROVE IT! LAST SEASON TURG GET EIGHTEEN GOALS AND TWENTY EIGHT ASSISTS TO MAKE FOURTY SIX POINTS! THAT PRETTY GOOD RIGHT? PLEASE LET TURG BE RIGHT! TURG REALLY GOOD AT DEFENCE TOO! TURG HIT OTHER TEAMS REALLY HARD AND ALSO A LOT! TURG HAD OVER ONE HUNDRED HITS! THAT IS A VERY BIG NUMBER! YOU DO NOT WANT TURG TO BE HITTING ON YOUR TEAM DO YOU?

SO TURG BELIEVE YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG! THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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#2

SAD.

SIGN TURG

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#SIGNTURG

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#4

‘GOOD JOB TURG’

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#5

Woah

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#6

Great article!

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#7

i love you turg

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#8

This may be the most advanced human I have encountered yet.
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#9

SOMEONE SIGN THIS TURG!

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#10

Why you shouldnt sign TURG.

1. your team hates CHADS

2. salary cap....
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#11

Someone sign my boy turg please

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#12

TURG is my hero

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#13

This is golden. Well played sir <3

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