HELLO FRIENDS! MY NAME IS TURG TURG! BUT YOU ALL KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU SAW TITLE HA HA HA! TURG AM BECOME FREE AGENT THIS SEASON AND TURG DO NOT KNOW WHY! TURG NOT MAD AT WATER DOGS! TURG JUST A LITTLE SAD! BUT TURG DECIDE TO WRITE TO YOU ALL TODAY TO TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG! SO LET US GET RIGHT INTO IT! ALSO WANT GIVE SHOUT OUT TO TURG FRIEND, IGOR VICTORY WHO IS HELP TURG WITH SPELLING! THANK YOU MR. VICTORY!
REASON NUMBER ONE WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG:
TURG WIN FOUR STAR CUP WITH ANCHORAGE ARMADA! TURG DO VERY GOOD, JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS SAY! PLEASE BE PROUD OF TURG! HERE IS PICTURE OF TURG WITH FOUR STAR CUP FOR TO PROVE TURG WON!
WOW LOOK AT TURG GO! TURG POSING WITH FOUR STAR CUP THAT TURG WON! IN THE PLAYOFFS TURG GET THIRTEEN POINTS FOR ANCHORAGE! CAN I GET A ‘GOOD JOB TURG’ OR WHAT? HA HA. TURG MAYBE HELP WIN CHALLENGE CUP FOR YOU! YOU CANNOT SEE IT BUT TURG POINT AT SCREEN AS YOU READ THIS!
REASON NUMBER TWO OF WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG:
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: TURG IS ALSO A GOLD MEDALIST WITH CANADA! TURG DO REALLY GOOD FOR CANADA! WE ALSO WIN SILVER MEDAL TOO! SO TURG KNOW HOW TO LOSE WITH GRACE! TURG ONLY FLIP OVER TWO CARS THAT NIGHT! YAY TURG! HERE IS PICTURE OF TURG WITH ALL HIS CANADA FRIENDS AND GOLD MEDAL!
WOWIE! TURG REALLY HAPPY HE WIN FOUR STAR AND GOLD MEDAL BEFORE JOINING SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE WITH ALL THE BIG KIDS!
REASON NUMBER THREE FOR WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG:
TURG IS VERY MUSCULAR! PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THIS (UNLESS YOU ARE TURG TEAMMATE IN WHICH CASE YOU KNOW TURG PLANE ATTIRE HA HA) BUT TURG IS A HUGE JACKED MAN! TURG SO MUSCULAR THAT EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF TURG! THE WOMEN, AND THE MEN! WOWIE! HERE IS A FEW PICTURES OF TURGS MUSCLES FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!
HA HA THIS ONE WAS FROM WHEN TURG WAS ASKED TO PLAY THE WOLVERINE! TURG KNOW ALL ABOUT WOLVERINES SO THEY ASK TURG TO BE SHIRTLESS ALL THE TIME!
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FROM WAY BACK IN THE DAY WHEN TURG WAS SWIMSUIT MODEL! TURG REALLY IS A JACKED OFF ALL TRADES!
REASON NUMBER ANOTHER ONE WHY YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG!
TURG LOVES PUPPIES! TURG HAS LOTS OF PUPPIES AT HOME! TURG ONCE HELPED OUT AT A PUPPY SCHOOL TO TEACH PUPPIES! IF YOU LIKE PUPPIES TOO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE SIGNING TURG TO BIG CONTRACT? TURG THINK SO! HERE IS TURG WITH PUPPIES!
TURG IS A GOOD AND WHOLESOME FRIEND TO ALL THE PUPPIES! IF YOUR TEAM HAVE LOTS OF PUPPIES, TURG BE THEIR FRIEND TOO!
REASON THE LAST ONE WHY FOR SIGN TURG!
TURG KNOW HOW TO PARTY! TURG KNOWN IN ANCHORAGE FOR THROWING WILD RAGERS, AS THE YOUNG KIDS CALL THEM! TURG LIKE COOL UNCLE WHO ALWAYS HAS MEMORABLE PARTIES IN TURG BIG HOME! IF YOU LIKE BIG PARTY, TURG IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
HERE TURG CELEBRATING AFTER GOAL TO SHOW HE IS WILD PARTY GUY!
TURG DID REALLY GOOD LAST SEASON AND BELIEVES HE CAN DO REALLY GOOD FOR YOU TOO! DON’T BELIEVE TURG? TURG PROVE IT! LAST SEASON TURG GET EIGHTEEN GOALS AND TWENTY EIGHT ASSISTS TO MAKE FOURTY SIX POINTS! THAT PRETTY GOOD RIGHT? PLEASE LET TURG BE RIGHT! TURG REALLY GOOD AT DEFENCE TOO! TURG HIT OTHER TEAMS REALLY HARD AND ALSO A LOT! TURG HAD OVER ONE HUNDRED HITS! THAT IS A VERY BIG NUMBER! YOU DO NOT WANT TURG TO BE HITTING ON YOUR TEAM DO YOU?
SO TURG BELIEVE YOU SHOULD SIGN TURG! THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!
| LW | Jussi Mutou | MTL | JPN | S72-Now |
-Picked 19th overall by COL in the 72nd SMJHL draft-
Won Esa Anrikkanen Award - S72
Rookie All-Star Team - S72
SMJHL All-Star Game - S74
All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S74
King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S74
All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S75
SMJHL All-Star Game - S75
King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S75
Four Star Cup - S75
SHL Career:
-Picked 22nd overall by MTL in the 73rd SHL draft-
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SMJHL Stats
| S72 | GP:66 | G:37 A:37 P:74 | -39 | PIM:59 | H:227 SB:38 |
| S73 | GP:66 | G:35 A:38 P:73 | -6 | PIM:79 | H:147 | SB:28 |
| S74 | GP:66 | G:40 A:49 P:89 | +21 | PIM:58 | H:185 | SB:39 |
| S75 | GP:66 | G:46 A:48 P:94 | +16 | PIM:34 | H:193 | SB:45 |
SMJHL Playoff Stats
| S72 | GP:5 | G:4 A:2 P:6 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:14 SB:11 |
| S74 | GP:24 | G:12 A:13 P:25 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:46 SB:8 |
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SHL Stats
| S75 | GP: 66 | G:25 A:34 P:59 | -76 | PIM:25 | H:102 SB:40 |
| S77 | GP: 66 | G:10 A:33 P:43 | -76 | PIM:42 | H:90 SB:43 |
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International Stats
| S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:12 | G:7 A:7 P:14 | 2 | PIM:9 | H:37 SB:5 |
| S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:12 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | 4 | PIM:4 | H:20 SB:2 |
| S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:6 A:7 P:13 | 3 | PIM:2 | H:24 SB:4 |
| S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:3 A:8 P:11 | -3 | PIM:16 | H:24 SB:9 |
International Playoff Stats
| S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:3 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:1 |
| S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:3 SB:1 |
| S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 1 | PIM:0 | H:0 SB:3 |
| S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | 0 | PIM:4 | H:1 SB:2 |
| LW | TURG TURG | Retired(?) | CAN | S54-S65 |
SMJHL career:
-Picked 38th overall by ANC in the 54th SMJHL draft-
-Won Ron Bolt Trophy in S56-
-Won Four Star Cup with Anchorage Armada in S57-
SHL career:
-Picked 17th by TBB in the 55th SHL draft-
-Signed 2 year deal with Los Angeles Panthers in S57 Offseason
-Called up to play for the Panthers in S58-
-Taken in the 6th round of the S60 expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge
-Brief stints in both Montreal and Calgary to end his career-
International Career:
-Called up to play for team Canada at S54, S55, S56 and S57 WJC
-Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada in S55 WJC
-Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada in S56 WJC
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SMJHL stats
| S54 | GP:50 | G:6 A:8 P:14 | +2 | PIM:8 | H:27 SB:30 |
| S55 | GP:50 | G:14 A:23 P:37 | +24 | PIM:6 | H:67 SB:57 |
| S56 | GP:50 | G:15 A:16 P:31 | +13 | PIM:0 | H:83 SB:71 |
| S57 | GP:66 | G:18 A:28 P:46 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:105 SB:65 |
SMJHL playoff stats
| S54 | GP:7 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | +2 | PIM:0 | H:4 SB:5 |
| S55 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | +1 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:7 |
| S56 | GP:16 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | +3 | PIM:2 | H:30 SB:10 |
| S57 | GP:16 | G:8 A:5 P:13 | +5 | PIM:4 | H:31 SB:20 |
SHL Stats
| S58 | GP:66 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | -26 :( | PIM:4 | H:67 SB:73 |
| S59 | GP:66 | G:7 A:15 P:22 | -8 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:55 |
| S60 | GP:66 | G:13 A:20 P:33 | +1 | PIM:14 | H:121 SB: 84 |
| S61 | GP:66 | G:17 A:20 P:37 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:96 SB:84 |
| S62 | TURG died : ( |
| S63 | GP:66 | G:15 A:26 P:41 | +8 | PIM:12 | H:113 SB:108 |
| S64 | GP:66 | G:15 A:19 P:34 | -13 | PIM:26 | H:131 SB:112 |
| S65 | GP:66 | G:10 A:13 P:23 | -33 | PIM:36 | H:119 SB:50 |
SHL Playoff Stats
| S58 | GP:6 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:4 SB:7 |
| S59 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:7 SB:10 |
| S60 | GP:6 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:8 |
| S61 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -3 | PIM:0 | H:11 SB:7 |
| S63 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:10 SB:13 |
| S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -6 | PIM:2 | H:7 SB:7 |
International Stats
| S54 WJC | GP:13 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:4 | H:17 SB:6 |
| S55 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:5 P:7 | +4 | PIM:2 | H:2 SB:7 |
| S56 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:4 P:6 | +5 | PIM:0 | H:13 SB:7 |
| S57 WJC | GP:12 | G:0 A:3 P:3 | +1 | PIM:12 | H:7 SB:15 |
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| RW | Kyler Gill | Retired | CAN | S37-S47 |
SMJHL Career:
-Picked 27th overall by PGF in the 37th SMJHL Draft-
-Nominated for Esa Anrikkanen Award in S37-
-Laurifer Trophy with PGF in S38-
-Occasus Trophy with PGF in S38-
-Four Star Cup with PGF in S38-
-Jared Hanson Trophy with PGF in S39-
-Roberto Martucci Trophy with PGF in S39-
-Ideen Fallah Trophy with PGF in S39-
-Raymond Lindsay Trophy with PGF in S39-
-Plus/Minus Leader with PGF in S39-
-Tied for 5th most points in the 50 Game/350 Cap era with 63 points-
SHL Career:
-Picked 19th overall by SFP in the 38th SHL Draft-
-Nominated for the Aidan Richan Trophy with SFP in S43-
SMJHL Stats
| S37 | GP:50 | G:13 A:19 P:32 | -13 | PIM:10 | H:51 SB:3 |
| S38 | GP:50 | G:17 A:16 P:33 | +8 PIM:17 | H:55 SB:7 |
| S39 | GP:50 | G:27 A:36 P:63 | +36 | PIM:10 | H:69 SB:8 |
| Total | GP:150 | G:57 A:71 P:128 | +31 | PIM:37 | H:175 SB:18 |
SHL Stats
| S40 |GP:50 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -18 | PIM:12 | H:18 SB:4|
| S41 | GP:50 | G:8 A:10 P:18 | -18 | PIM:4 | H:36 SB:11 |
| S42 | GP:50 | G:12 A:9 P:21 | -11 | PIM:48 | H:73 SB:16|
| S43 | GP:50 | G:23 A:19 P:42 | -1 | PIM:31 | H:101 SB:11 |
| S44 | GP:50 | G:15 A:10 P:25 | +1 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:19 |
| S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | -6 | PIM:6 | H:21 SB:0 |
| S46 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P:5 | -5 | PIM:12 | H:19 SB:1 |
| S47 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P: 5 | +3 | PIM:4 | H:23 SB:2 |
| Total | GP:400 | G:72 A:56 P:128 | -55 | PIM:141 | H:388 SB:64 |
SHL Playoff Stats
| S47 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:1 SB:0 |
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#SIGNTURG
Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 688 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38 H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78
led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80
Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
led SHL in goals and points, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft
Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team
Keenan Registered
S15, S16 and S28 Challenge Cup Champion
Woah
Sven Svenson is the Proud Father of Johnny Wagner-Svenson
Sven Svenson Career Stats
Jean-François Bokassa | RD| Anchorage Armada | Died of Malaria | Gone But Not Forgotten
[pbl]Sven Svenson | LW San Francisco Pride | Peak 2,259 TPE
Birthplace: Stockholm, Sweden
Height: 6' 2" Weight: 210 lbs
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Highlights:
S51 WJC Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S52 Drafted 34th overall in the SMJHL Draft - Colorado Raptors
S52 WJC Bronze Medal - Team Sweden
S52 IIHF Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S53 Drafted 15th overall in the SHL Draft - San Francisco Pride
S53 Colorado Raptors Alternate Captain
S53 WJC Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S56 IIHF Bronze Medal - Team Sweden
Named S57 San Francisco Pride Captain
S63 Ron Mexico Award Winner
Richard Hogsworth | GM of the Colorado Raptors | S56 - S59
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Co-GM: S54-S55
Regular Season
SEASON TEAM GP W L OTL P
54 | COL | 50 | 24 | 21 | 5 | 53
55 | COL | 50 | 27 | 18 | 5 | 59
56 | COL | 50 | 24 | 24 | 2 | 50
57 | COL | 66 | 33 | 27 | 6 | 72
58 | COL | 66 | 34 | 27 | 5 | 73
59 | COL | 66 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 78
CAREER | | 348 | 170 | 140 | 31 | 385
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Playoffs
S54 - Eliminated in the Western Conference Semi-Finals
S55 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S56 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S57 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S58 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S59 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
Nictox Registered
Posting Freak
i love you turg
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
Fuck the penaltys
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This may be the most advanced human I have encountered yet.
SOMEONE SIGN THIS TURG!
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:
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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC
S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20
S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39
S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42
S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34
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SMJHL playoff stats
S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38
S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20
S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11
S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34
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International Representations
S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
Why you shouldnt sign TURG.
1. your team hates CHADS
2. salary cap....
Someone sign my boy turg please
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karey and @
JSS for the sigs!
Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton
Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda
Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
Keven Fantasy League Manager
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TURG is my hero
Thanks to @enigmatic , @Matteo , @sulovilen , @zeagle1 , @TheOPSquid , and @MN_Moosey for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1300+ TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0
MAN | S79-S80 | 132GP 41G 56A 97P | 11GP 5G 7A 12P | 0, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0
WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S77-S79 | 36GP 5G 12A 17P | 4GP 0G 2A 2P | 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0
History
S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall
S75 | YUM | Pupper Award
S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall
S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain
S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award
S78 | YUM | Voted Captain
S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee
S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team
Portal Player ID: 1380
SMJHL Player ID: 2466
SHL Player ID: 4749
WJC Player ID: 1566
IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1
SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0
CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0
CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1
CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1
History
S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall
S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall
S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee
S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points
S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain
S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup
S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star
S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award
S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award
S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain
S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE
S66 | SFP | Voted Captain
S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star
S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award
S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago
S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal
S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A)
S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P)
Portal Player ID: 16
SMJHL Player ID: 572
SHL Player ID: 1464
WJC Player ID: 262
IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
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This is golden. Well played sir <3