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TeyonSchavari · 03-04-2021, 12:14 PM

**first article**

After the trade deadline passed on S58, a clean new face has taken the hockey world by storm. Hail Bingus has transitioned from beloved pet into an agile skater. Quick and nimble, this speedy forward has entered into the S60 draft as a top prospect, despite being a feline. The face of Bingus causes all to fall in love with him at an alarmingly fast rate, and players, coaches, and GMs are clamoring to get the god-like figure of Bingus on their squad. Hailing from Ontario, Canada, Bingus is no stranger to the sport. His former owner, who Bingus overthrew and made into his own pet, used to watch hockey regularly. Now that Bingus is on a higher intellectual level, he has foreseen a successful and lucrative career as a hockey player.

Now, a poem about our lord and savior Bingus, from the poetic writer Teyon Schavari

Hail Bingus. Our idol. Our beloved
Reign over the frozen Earth as our Lord
Watch over the weak and fragile as our Savior
Score past the goalie as our Hero

Bingus is love
Bingus is life
Bingus, our God
Out with the old and in with the new
If you don't love Bingus
The world will hate you

All Hail Bingus, Our Beloved

Hail Bingus ascends above the Earth at this moment, entrancing the SHL populace. "Bingus, our beloved" they chant, as a thousand blessings descend from the heavens, granting safety and peace to the SHL as a whole for years to come.