A quick breakdown of each team, just based on their player names, Part one of two.

Anaheim Outlaws-
Here we have players like Stan Din’desque, Marabelle Octive, Ryuuji Kawashima, and Videl Valor. All great names that stand out and seem like there was some thought, and effort, put into them. Each name is unique and interesting to see pop up. You also have generational players like Matej Winters that stand out to his predecessor Alex Winters. Top Cheddar is also a fun name. They will get knocked for names like Scott Stevens and Bob Duncan, which seem just bland and boring. Overall they have quite a few unique names though, including a few I didn’t mention. Anaheim gets 8/10

Anchorage Armada-
Guy Fieri tops the list, and like him or not, he makes good TV. Alf Magnusson is a good one, as is Janis Lux, and Jorg Fuchs. Got a few unique and good names, and a few odds ones like Toejam Picker, and bland ones like Cole Carter or Josh Jennings, that bring them down a notch or two. Jay Sink and Gregory Goode are also rather boring. The Armada end up with a 5/10.

Carolina Kraken-
Bjorn Bjorn is just fun to read, I don't know why, but it is. Jimmy Jimmy is not fun to read, it looks goofy and boring. That’s like being called Bob Bob. Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay is a mouthful, but an interesting one nonetheless. All in all, seems like mostly a bunch of average names, Roddy Ross is sorta bland and boring, like a wrestler past his prime, The KRaken are left with a 4/10

Colorado Raptors-
Angus McFife XVIII That’s one heck of a family tree, to be that far down the line, wow. Someone also has KEK in their name, sorry about that, must be painful to grow up with. Sonata Diamante is a name i like, because I know a of a singer named Diamante that did some stuff I like. Gobbledygook is fun to look at too, at least for now lol. Raptors get 7/10 because there isn’t too much boring here.

Detroit Falcons-
Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba, Esq. Say no more, you got me hooked here, I must know more about this person.. Raven is a fun name as well, I like that one. Same with Kermit, that’s entertaining to look at. Yan Dolff looks ‘eh’ and Tyler Avery is just sorta, yeah it’s a name you’d prolly see at a Brodeo. Detroit is gonna get a 6/10, not great, not terrible I think.

Kelowna Knights-
Gonna finish off here, and let’s begin tie Kao Saotome, which is an interesting name. Satoru Goji is as well, and in the same vane. Clan McFelter makes me think of Highlander ‘there can be only one’.  Anna Pontecorvo is also an interesting name, feels like she’s part of an international spy ring of some sort. Also, Gerry Atrick? That just feels like my irl life these days tbh, what part of my body doesn't hurt… Kelowna gets a 8/10 because Danny C and Logan Wong are just oof.

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