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Yes fellow sim leaguers, guess who is here, here again? It is yours truly, the portuguese phenom from another sport, Jay Cue. After a very successful career (shut it) in the International Simulation Football League, i have decided to retire and try to go pro on a different sport. How hard can it be for old young Cue?

What do you need to know about Cue that you might have missed in case you do not leave this space:

- Friendly guy, knows his way around an excel table, likes to take money out of peoples wallets, you know, usual stuff;

- Great locker room presence. Do you need someone to remind you about tasks that are closing in about 5 hours? I am your guy. There is also a chance that i can completely forget about it and tell you about it only on the next day, so do not rely too much on my helpful reminders;

- I am portuguese. Is there any other portuguese user here? On an predominantely american league? A hockey league even? I do not think so. In fact, i am certain of it. So, this means that i can be your teams token european dude. Not only european, but Portuguese! Can you imagine getting to work and saying "hey babe/bro, do you know i have 1 guy from the same country as Cristiano Ronaldo in one of my sim leagues? Yeah, i know, it is freaking awesome, i am so quirky and interesting, do you want to go out for coffee tonight? Yeah? Do not forget your mask though, i am not that crazy!" Great stuff, you will instantly become the talking subject of the office;

- I can promise you a few things, a bit more if you want me to lie. I still do not know how this works exactly compared to the ISFL, i heard getting money is harder, so that might make it a bit difficult for me to max earn, but still, i think i can be a dependable player for your team in case you want me there;

- The Cue Playoff Curse is a hoax. It is definitely not true, so if by some reason i get to your team and suddenly you start to struggle in getting to the playoffs or something of that sort, that is 100 per cent just a coincidence. I have been successful in other sim leagues (yeah, i am in a lot of them, crazy me), so there is no correlation on me being on a team and that team sucking for a long period of time and suddenly when i leave, they become successful again. It has happened before, but no way that is my fault!;

- One request though, i do prefer a somewhat active locker room. No need for everyone to be spamming stuff there at every minute, but a few messages here and there, some discussion, some inputs on builds etc would be nice;

- I do want to make it clear, you will be completely responsible for my build. You name it, i will spend TPE there. I promise i will try to get you as much TPE as possible for you to spend;

- If Crunk joins the SHL, i want him on my team forever and ever as we are pretty much soulmates. He just does not know it yet. That is not much to ask, is it?

If you have any doubts or questions about Cue, shoot me a dm here or on discord and we can chat.

Who is this?

Thank you OrbitingDeath! <3

I like you

Angus McFife XVIII RD  7th overall pick by Colorado Raptors
S59 17th OA Pick by Atlanta Inferno
Height: 6''4
Weight:222 lb
Number:23
Nationality : Great Britain
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Character Page RD- Quarterback


Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII

Congrats on signing with maine!

Team Ireland || Ragnar Lothbrok || San Fransisco Pride
                          Drafted 42nd Overall in SMJHL
                   Drafted 12th Overall in the SHL Draft

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After a very successful career (shut it) in the International Simulation Football League

You should blame your GM for further lack of success.

- The Cue Playoff Curse is a hoax. It is definitely not true, so if by some reason i get to your team and suddenly you start to struggle in getting to the playoffs or something of that sort, that is 100 per cent just a coincidence. I have been successful in other sim leagues (yeah, i am in a lot of them, crazy me), so there is no correlation on me being on a team and that team sucking for a long period of time and suddenly when i leave, they become successful again. It has happened before, but no way that is my fault!;

In the SMJHL every team makes the playoffs so you'll be fine!

also hi i lub u

I'm here

PROFILE || UPDATE || RAGE.  




Luke Thomason || LW || Manhattan Rage || 2143 Max TPE
Born: 1/10/98
Height: 6'0
Weight 185 Lbs
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Regular season
SMJHL/SHL Stats
S42 | Van | GP: 50| G: 4| A: 8|P: 12|+/-: -10|MP: 457|
S43 | Van | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 3|MP: 951|
S44 | Van | GP: 50| G: 22| A: 31|P: 53|+/-: 9|MP: 1033|
S45 | SFP | GP: 50| G: 18| A: 19|P: 37|+/-: -5|MP: 1041|
S46 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 19| A: 24|P: 43|+/-: -3|MP: 1156|
S47 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 28|P: 44|+/-: -15|MP: 1184|
S48 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 24|P: 40|+/-: -13|MP: 1137|
S49 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 28|P: 49| +/-: 13|MP: 1099
S50 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 23|P: 44| +/-: 10|MP: 1157
S51 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 17| A: 22|P: 39| +/-: 5|MP: 1232
S52 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 24| A: 29|P: 54| +/-: 17|MP: 1193
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Playoffs
S42 Playoffs | Van| GP: 11 | G: 1| A: 2 |P:3|+/-: +3| MP: 101
S43 Playoffs | Van| GP: 10 | G: 4| A: 1 |P:5|+/-: -3| MP: 206
S44 Playoffs | Van| GP: 14 | G: 7| A:6  |P:13|+/-:-1 | MP:228
S46 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12 | G: 3 | A:2  |P:5|+/-:-14 | MP:289
S47 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 5 | G: 3 | A:4  |P:7|+/-:2 | MP:119
S49 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 11| G: 6| A: 11|P:16|+/-: 5| MP:248
S50 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 6| G: 5| A: 5|P:10|+/-: 7| MP:137
S51 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12| G: 7| A: 9|P:16|+/-: 4| MP:293
S52 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 19| G: 9| A: 13|P:22|+/-: 0| MP:438

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Transactions/Awards
S43 Named Assistant Captain for VAN Whalers
Drafted 3rd OA by San Fransisco Pride
S43 4 Star Cup Champion  
S44 Zach Miller Award for Most Dedicated
S44 nominee for the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S45 WJC Gold Medalist
S45 SHL Rookie All-Star Team
S46 Named Captain for Czechoslovakia
S45 Winner of the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S46 Nominee for Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S49 Bronze Medal for Czechia
S52 Nominee for Anton Razov Trophy
S52 SHL 3rd Team


Arnost Holub || Vancouver Whalers GM/ Manhattan Rage Co-GM
S44 | W:27 | L:18 | OTL: 5 | P:59 | 3rd in League 
S45 | W:29 | L:17 | OTL: 4 | P:62 | 4th in League 
S46 | W:23 | L:21 | OTL: 6 | P:52 | 8th in League 
S47 | W:30 | L:17 | OTL: 3 | P:63 | 3rd in League 
S48 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL: 6 | P:62 | 4th in League 
Total | W:137 | L: 89 | OTL: 24 

Manhattan Rage  
S49 | W:33 | L:15 | OTL: 2 | P:68 | 3rd in League  
S50 | W:26 | L:20 | OTL: 4 | P:56 | 8th in League  
S51 | W:26 | L:18 | OTL: 6 | P:56 | 5th in League 
S52 | W:28 | L:21 | OTL: 1 | P:57 | 6th in League 
Totals | W:113 | L:74 | OTL: 13 
S49 Lance Uppercut Award
S51 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination
S52 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination

Playoffs
Vancouver Whalers
S44 | W: 7 | L: 7 | CF Round Exit
S45 | W: 6 | L: 6 | CF Round Exit
S46 | W: 1 | L: 4 | 1st Round Exit
S47 | W: 6 | L: 4 | CF Round Exit
S48 | W: 12 | L: 7 | 4 Star Cup Champions
Total| W: 32 | L: 28 | 4 Star Cup Champions

Manhattan Rage
S49 | W: 6 | L: 5 | CF Round Exit
S50 | W: 2 | L: 4 | Wildcard Exit
S51 | W: 5 | L: 7 | CF Exit
S52 | W: 12 | L: 7 | Challenge Cup Champions
Total | W: 25 | L:23 | 1 Challenge Cup