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Hello welcome back all folk scowls dogs guys everything in between folk song singers Terry Bradshaw lovers ghost enthusiasts vampire hunters people that put peanut butter in their hot sauce you know just do everyday type of walk a life person you know just another average Joe average jolly looking for just Tibet dogs and we're back with another draft coverage exclusive encyclopedia day Because right now we're gonna go over the future of the league. To be honest this is quite the draft even though I haven't looked at 1 single player yet I'm just gonna kind of go off in names and whatever else the h*** I feel like cause this is FA Gen. And that's how we do this stuff and obviously voice to Texas now gonna censor me as when I try to say h*** it puts stars you know like star face so whatever that's cool I'll be the f******'guy let's get into this one Period

Here at the number one pic we have a dog that barksville loud has a flurry little tail fluff fluff mcguff AKA mashed Apollo Nash is the son of zulton and it's Nash not mcguff yeah zultan and Apollo but not Apollo it's Nash topalo Nash there it is now it got it man voice to text is a mother I'm tired of it and not a good 1 either and I kind of like Mine but whatever it's all about whatever floats the boat around here and now she's definitely gonna do some things for Buffalo now I haven't been watching the last season so I don't even know how Buffalo is I don't know what pick but that team must be on some hard years now boy getting that top pick unless it was just another trade you know I'm hand buff pub pipeline not pop blind but pipeline all that Nash being a good boy isn't the pop line and he will get many pets not the paw plane the poplane not the poplar pine the popline PAW Patrol baby let's go and we're back with Michael fetted the goat.


1. Stampede Buffalo Stampede (via Monarchs) - Nash Topalo






2. Platoon Baltimore Platoon - Erik Bergmark

Here it number 2 the Baltimore platoon are picking and when I last left the league man oh I'm tamed dude like they was loaded They had like Ethan Duncan and stuff like what happened to the team they were bomb and kives they like almost went to a finals or something like or did go to a finals I don't know what happened here did I don't even know but voice detectives cotton out I don't just try now it's some French fries and hot sauce and Joe Brown before work but you know voice to text in the draft got me all of my fields ma'am Buffalo at 2 this is crazy they was dominating the division to outside Tampa we just couldn't get there bro Baltimore was just handling and hammering everyone but I mean bergmann'll probably be a great fit here I'll probably We start dealing out mixed tapes you know in the locker room cause I heard it cause I'd gotta have a flow but to each other I mean if you can freestyle on know that I gotta see him freestyle on the ice Buffalo or Baltimore must be in a rebuild I keep saying Buffalo when I mean to say Baltimore what is happening to me I used to be the goat right now I'm definitely not the goat I'm just go I'm half a goat


Coming in here at number 3 everyone's favorite Dean Derek Martin he leads the class except he doesn't because he was picked 3rd that's all right parenthood's gonna get me strong with this 1 if 7 still GM and I don't know who knows what hes doing or coz Yemen oh wait the 2nd is still there I don't remember cuz where's fuzz manager I can't remember dude I've been cutting out just listening to my Will Smith CD but Dean Derek Martin is gonna be put in some work I'm sorry right now seeing this kid playing midgets and here's bigger than all the other kids and he used to just punch him in their faces they actually deserved it because they were a bunch of f****** b****** you know they would like try to be mean and he was like no I do you're not gonna be mean cause like that aint happening here like I'm the big boy I'm the bully and everyone's gonna be nice or else like do you not want to be nice I mean I'm just trying to be nice my name is Dean Derrick Martin And unlike Scott Malcolm's son I don't have diabetes

3. Panthers Los Angeles Panthers (via Renegades) - Derek Martin



Awfully strange to see all these former juggernaut teams pick and so high here's Hamilton and number 4 which I'm assuming is a draft pick that they traded for because you know ham Ham I'm just getting more picks so it's just the way they do cause dumb teams betrayed into them like I don't know why but I mean how you guys do yo boo you gotta do it makes you happy go get your nails done and trade draft picks to him it is what it is I'm not worried about it cause you know right now I'm looking for a job so like go get your nails done I don't care and this economy f*** and this economy if you're training draft picks to him you might as well go sell forwards or something NBA Ford guy I'm power on the subject
4. Steelhawks Hamilton Steelhawks - Sebastien Regazzoni

Look at the Minnesota Markov's here at number 5 marn Ark.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................'s not Marquez not marine arks monarchs I don't know what's going on here what does voice to text doing like that I get something on the screen and now voice the text is like oh the screen's messed up so you can't even voice text like it just put a 1000 periods like I was on no as art  So anyway it's back to basics let's get it to where we need to be because voice to text is just being a d******* at this point really hope you greet greater it's actually read this you know what I mean you media the ingredients not graters greaters it is greater's media media Greater's heck yeah.



5. Monarchs Minnesota Monarchs (via Blizzard) - Alexander Minaj



Here's a number 6 the goat team Tampa Bay takes Bryan Johnny run sit drawing a rhyme so down does not go Brown all I know this is pick is gonna replay the lads of franchise that is aging and definitely needs some replacements to come in ever since Michael fitted the good retired nothing has been the same in the SHL universe mainly because it doesn't exist without him there you know law of the observer whatever some of my double split experiment I don't know man I'm no scientist I don't think rock and appliances I just know that Johnny Brown is gonna be half the man that Michael fitted was which is still more man than anyone else here and if Michael Friday wants to come and play with Johnny Brown and that's all day a 1 baby 1 Let's go run it back another title heck yeah Dwight trello gets a band back together
6. Barracuda Tampa Bay Barracuda - John Brown


This guy here for San Francisco should definitely put a little bit of life into the team hes got good hands a smarthead and doesn't get too dumb on myself when things aren't going his way hes had a good junior career so far and I see that translating well to the SHL no reason to believe that this guy doesn't have the tools to at least become a top 6 player in the future which you know you need to have that as your future especially like no one wants to be 3rd blind or whole life this guy definitely has a shot no 1 tenny tame he goes to and can definitely will drive some offense for sparks and stretches if needed Period

7. pride San Francisco Pride (via Wolfpack) - Viktor Hargreeves



Forfeit from Buffalo what the f*** happened here what if I missed dude is there something in the thunder dam maybe I should go read to thunder dam I used to jam hot in the thunder dam and just trolled it by the betroll season again baby bought to make freestyle straight in the m************ thunder now man this is awesome I need some history on this one.
8. Stampede Buffalo Stampede - FORFEIT


Philadelphia takes Nathaniel Barca who is probably an amazing player but playing for philly he'll be horrible because philly socks philly is literally the worst place to live in the world petsburg will always be better Pittsburgh always be better we're always better we don't need Bryce Harper we have Marietta mew so suck it philly everything you do not marry to me you Mario layou yeah just go with that that works Mario lamario Romeo what's so funny that it won't let me say number 66s name  The translators that take this are gonna think this was summary in Canada form so I'd better not get screwed on my money cause this is some great stuff right here like the time it takes me to sit here and babble like a grown man who's still 10 is f****** a lot of work and mutu is not Mario lemudo

9. Forge Philadelphia Forge (via syndicate) - Nathaniel Barca


You're gonna go to the panthers with another pic or not wait they traded it to Edmonton the panthers OK it said passwords at 1st and then it changed so that's f****** lovely anytime Edmonton gets in here you know you're gonna have to be worried tiny pepperoni of that alumni is one of the best of all time and you know you're just gonna look up for them they're no easy task they're not smooth joke bombs they're a tough tough team they put on for their city all the time so be prepared as Edmonton is loaded up here at number 10 and heck yeah baby let's go
10. Blizzard Edmonton Blizzard (via Panthers) - Liam Logger
11. Platoon Baltimore Platoon (via Forge) - Adrian O’Rugg
12. pride San Francisco Pride - Ragnar Lothbrok
13. Specters New Orleans Specters - Filip Lund
14. Stampede Buffalo Stampede (via Dragons) - James Lutz
15. Inferno Atlanta Inferno - Pete Aleman
16. Renegades Texas Renegades (via Stars) - Chris Valentine