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(GRADED)Deep Dive #2 - A completely unbiased team rankings - Atlantic
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RedCapeDiverRegistered Elmo Shrug
02-14-2023, 02:38 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-15-2023, 02:10 AM by Scrufdaddy. Edited 1 time in total.)
Welcome back everyone to my completely unbiased team rankings entitled
Teams most related to trees Last time we went over the Pacific division, and the team rankings were as follows:  Yukon Malamutes - 15/20 Great Falls Grizzlies - 14.5/20 Québec City Citadelles - 13/20 Colorado Raptors - 11/20 Regina Elk - 10.5/20 Detroit Flacons - 10/20 Anchorage Armada - 9.5/20Now lets see if any teams can top the Yukon Malamutes Up first Kelowna Knights Logo - 5.5/10 Definitely some solid green and yellows in the colors, and at least a Knight is typically on land, as opposed to the ocean based mascots Location - 9/10 - Kelowna is beautifully surrounded by alot of trees, as well as some nice trees around the arena Total Score 14.5/20 Newfoundland Berserkers Logo - 2.5/10 - Colors arent remenicant to trees at all, though they do get some points for the berserker mascot as the guy looks like his calves are probably the size of a tree Location - 8.5/10 Good amount of trees in the area, and a few small trees surrounding the arena Total Score 11/20 Carolina Kraken Logo - 0.5/10 - just like the Armada the Kraken fail to use any major tree colors but get .5 for orange. but then no points for the mascot as a Kraken has likely never seen a tree in its life Location - 7.5/10 Good amount of trees in the urban area of Charlotte and some decent trees infront of the arena Total Score 8/20 Nevada Battleborn Logo - 2/10 - I wouldnt say the non blue colors are tree colors, but at the same time they arent not tree colors, and rams typically arent associated with trees Location - 0/10, there are like 4 total trees in Las Vegas and none of them are near the arena Total Score 2/20 Vancouver Whalers Logo - 3.5/10 - Unlike the other sea based teams, at least the Whalers have some green in their logo Location - 9.5/10 An amazing amount of trees in the area of Vancouver, and two great parks on two sides of the arena with some good trees Total Score 13/20 St. Louis Scarecrows Logo - 2/10 a dad bit of brownish grey in the face and scarecrows are usually propped up on some sort of branch or piece of timber Location - 8.5/10 A wonderful amount of trees in the surrounding area of St Louis, and a many nice parks walking distance from the arena, but nothing adjacent Total Score 10.5/20 Maine Timber Logo - 10/10 - Finally a 10 in the logo. The Timber nailed both the colors, using some great greens and browns, as well as having both a tree trunk round and two felling axes. This is what each other team should strive to be when they relocate and rebrand to rank higher on or list next season Location - 10/10 - Again the Timber have nailed this category. There are many trees in the surrounding area of both the city and arena Total Score 20/20 Now lets see how the final scores put everyone in the standings  Maine Timber - 20/20 Yukon Malamutes - 15/20 Great Falls Grizzlies - 14.5/20 Kelowna Knights - 14.5/20 Québec City Citadelles - 13/20 Vancouver Whalers - 13/20 Newfoundland Berserkers 11/20 Colorado Raptors - 11/20 St. Louis Scarecrows 10.5/20 Regina Elk - 10.5/20 Detroit Flacons - 10/20 Anchorage Armada - 9.5/20 Carolina Kraken 8/20 Nevada Battleborn 2/20Congrats to the Maine Timber on winning our completely unbiased team rankings and earning the title of Team most related to trees and at the bottom of the list we will give the participation trophy of Team least related to trees * note to the Nevada Battleborn management, if they end up at the bottom of the list next season the team will automatically be disbanded for not following the league mandated rule of having all teams be related to trees. ![[Image: 60133_s.gif]](https://signavatar.com/60133_s.gif) ![[Image: W3cWGCN.png]](https://i.imgur.com/W3cWGCN.png) ![[Image: 3XEVZeB.png]](https://i.imgur.com/3XEVZeB.png)    
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