LLLLLLLadies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!
Mister Prime, proudly brings to you Week Three of the second season of SHL W-RRRRRRRRRRRRR-ESTLING!!!!!!!

LAST WEEK! The Nevada World Order stood tall and strong BUT yours truly decided to make their lives difficult by booking a match you're NOT going to want to miss! What other action will take place? Will we have new Champions? You know what you have to do to find out! Come on and scroll down!

Speaking of Champions, here are all the current title holders!

World - Claude L'Castor
North American - Joe Primeau
Challenge - Xavier Beausoleil
Four Star - Darby Reznor
Tag Team - Drew McIntyre & Hunter Cross

CHAMPIONSHIPS STANDINGS!

The points are tallied based on stats collected on Saturday, March 8th 2025 after both SMJHL and SHL simulations were done.
Reminder - The Reznor Rule - A player cannot hold more than one single title, but can win tag team championships as well.

SHL World Championship Points Standings
Beausoleil 69 points (Nice!)
Reznor 62 points
McIntyre 49 points
Baylé 48 points
Centrist 47 points
Primeau 41 points
L'Castor 37 points
Cross 31 points
Turner-Yell 29 points
Hilmore 28 points
Peanut 27 points
Lasombra 18 points

Challenge Championship Points Standings
Beausoleil 69 points (Nice!)
Baylé 48 points
Peanut 27 points
Lasombra 18 points

Four Star Championship Points Standings
Reznor 62 points
McIntyre 49 points
Centrist 47 points
Primeau 41 points
L'Castor 37 points
Cross 31 points
Turner-Yell 29 points
Hilmore 28 points

Tag Team Championships Points Standings
Beausoleil & Peanut  96
Primeau & Bayle 89
Cross & McIntyre 80*
Reznor & Lasombra 80
Centrist & Hilmore 75
L'Castor & Turner-Yell 66

* - Tie breaker: McIntyre & Cross has more goals than Reznor & Lasombra

North American Championship Points Standings
Reminder - This title is based on points scored on a weekly basis.
Note - Since I forgot to tally the points of Week Two, I will tally the points from week one to week three.

Beausoleil +49 points
Reznor +40 points
Primeau +37 points
McIntyre +35 points
Baylé +31 points
Centrist +30 points
Cross +25 points
Turner-Yell +21 points
L'Castor +19 points
Hilmore +18 points
Peanut +15 points
Lasombra +10 points

INTRODUCING - THE MCDONALD-MARTUCCI CHAMPIONSHIP
In honor of awards for the leagues best goal scorers, this belt will be won based on the amount of goals scored by each players.
It can also be referred to as 'The Double M Championship'.

Beausoleil 33 goals
Baylé 23 goals
McIntyre 22 goals
Reznor 20 goals
Centrist 17 goals
Joe Primeau 15 goals
Hunter Cross 11 goals
Darril Turner-Yell 11 goals
Lasombra 8 goals
Peanut 5 goals
L'Castor 0 goals

INTRODUCING - THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Simply put, this belt is given to the player who has the most hits!

Reznor 117 hits
Hilmore 80 hits
Beausoleil 78 hits
Primeau 76 hits
Turner-Yell 74 hits
McIntyre 71 hits
Centrist 66 hits
Cross 65 hits
Lasombra 59 hits
Baylé 56 hits
Peanut 43 hits
L'Castor 10 hits

AND NOW! HERE IS THE CARD FOR THIS WEEK!

Hardcore Championship
Darby Reznor versus Gappy Hilmore
The first-ever Hardcore Championship match saw two of SHL’s wildest competitors take things to the extreme. Darby Reznor, known for his reckless high-flying offense, wasted no time launching himself off the stage onto Gappy Hilmore, sending both men crashing through a table before the bell even rang! Kendo sticks, steel chairs, and even a golf bag full of clubs came into play as Gappy, living up to his Happy Gilmore inspiration, literally TEE’D OFF on Reznor’s ribs. Despite Reznor’s resilience and a breathtaking coffin drop off a ladder, it was Gappy’s trusty hockey stick that sealed the deal. A massive slap shot to the head sent Darby down for the three-count!

The Winner AND INAUGURAL HARDCORE CHAMPION: GAPPY HILMORE!!!!!!

North American Championship Match
Joe Primeau (Champions) versus Hunter Cross
Primeau came into this match looking to prove why he’s SHL’s most charismatic and technically gifted champion, but Hunter Cross—built like a tank and powered by nostalgia—was out to bring the title home to the Nevada World Order. Cross controlled much of the match with his powerhouse offense, hitting a devastating leg drop that nearly put Primeau away. But the champ rallied back with his signature standing ovation spinebuster and followed up with a show-stopping Primeau Bomb to secure the win! However, before he could celebrate, the NWO struck like a pack of jackals! Claude L’Castor, Drew McIntyre, and Hunter Cross laid waste to Primeau, leaving him battered in the center of the ring.

Winner AND STILL North American Champion: Joe Primeau

Tag Team Grudge Match - SHL Tag Team Championship!
Drew McIntyre & Hunter Cross (Champions) versus Darby Reznor & Andrade Lasombra
Darby Reznor, still battered from his earlier war, was determined to take revenge on the NWO alongside the masked lucha assassin, Andrade Lasombra. The challengers used their speed and aerial ability to keep the champs off balance, with Andrade hitting a picture-perfect moonsault on Hunter Cross. Just when it looked like the titles were slipping away, Claude L’Castor stormed the ring! With the ref distracted, he leveled Reznor with a pop-up powerbomb, allowing Drew to hit a Claymore Kick on Andrade for the win. The NWO’s grip on SHL grew even tighter!

Winners AND STILL Tag Team Champions: Drew McIntyre & Hunter Cross

Four Star Championship Match
Darby Reznor (Champion) versus Enlightened Centrist
Somehow, Darby Reznor was still standing, but Enlightened Centrist took full advantage of his fatigue. The self-proclaimed “Voice of Reason” dominated early with crisp striking and arrogant taunts, but Reznor refused to stay down. Reznor turned the tide with a jaw-dropping top-rope sunset flip bomb, then sealed the win with a devastating Coffin Drop!

Winner AND STILL Four Star Champion: Darby Reznor

Challenge Championship Match
Xavier Beausoleil (Champion) versus Mercedes Baylé
A high-paced battle of technical mastery and lucha-inspired offense had the crowd on their feet! Mercedes Bailé came within inches of dethroning Beausoleil after a Bankrupt neckbreaker, but the champ fought back with a picture-perfect Blue Thunder Bomb to retain.

Winner AND STILL Challenge Champion: Xavier Beausoleil

McDonald-Martucci Championship match
BATTLE ROYALE!!! Everybody Has A Chance!
With an entire roster of competitors in the ring, chaos reigned supreme. Eliminations happened at a furious pace, but Mercedes Bailé stole the show by outlasting the field! In the final moments, she countered a clothesline from John Peanut and sent him flying over the top rope to become the first-ever McDonald-Martucci Champion!

The Winner AND INAUGURAL DOUBLE M CHAMPION: MERCEDES BAYLÉ

SHL Championship Match
Claude L'Castor versus Drew McIntyre

The tension in the air was thick as two NWO titans stood face-to-face in the ring. The crowd buzzed, expecting a war. Drew cracked his knuckles. Claude smirked. Then, in a moment that sent shockwaves through the arena… Claude L’Castor poked Drew’s chest. Drew collapsed like he’d been shot! Claude nonchalantly placed a boot on Drew’s chest.


1… Oh no...
2…Not like this!
3!!! God dammit!

The winner, and STILL SHL WORLD Champion... Sigh... Claude L'Castor!!

The crowd ERUPTED in boos as the Finger Poke of Doom 2.0 became a reality! Claude L’Castor, Drew McIntyre, and the rest of the Nevada World Order cackled in the ring as the SHL Championship remained in their grasp. L’Castor grabbed the mic and delivered one final message: Whether you like it, or you don’t like it: WE ARE THE BEST THING GOING TODAY!!!!!



You think the show is over? NOPE! Here is the news following this insane episode of SHL Wrestling!

"Claude L'Castor is Making a Mockery of SHL!"
Following a banger against Mercedes Baylé for the SHL World Champion, Beausoleil called out Claude L’Castor In a fiery backstage interview, claiming that the Nevada World Order is destroying the integrity of SHL. Fans are buzzing about a possible title clash between the two Quebec natives.

Claude L’Castor vs. Xavier Beausoleil Teased?
After his controversial win, L’Castor crossed paths backstage with Xavier Beausoleil after one half of the tag team champions mouthed off against the current World Champion, leading to speculation about a potential SHL Championship match between the two. Could a battle between the loudmouthed champion and the fan-favorite be on the horizon? The Battle of Montreal would be mighty exciting!

Joe Primeau Vows Revenge on the Nevada World Order!
After suffering a three-on-one attack, Primeau has made it clear that he will not let it slide. "They want a war? They got one. I don’t forget, and I don’t forgive," he said in a heated promo.

John Peanut Calls Out Hunter Cross: "I’m Not Afraid of the Big Man!"
During a fiery promo, Peanut challenged Hunter Cross to a one-on-one match, stating, “He might be a legend in his own mind, but I don’t back down from anyone.” Will Cross accept? In a quick backstage interview, Hunter Cross responded to Peanut’s challenge with a simple, “Bring it, brother.” This match is now official for next week’s SHL event!

Gappy Hilmore to Defend Hardcore Title in "Anything Goes Golf Course Match!"
SHL has announced that Gappy will defend his title in a wild match taking place on an actual golf course! The match will be pre-taped and feature creative weaponry inspired by the sport.

Here are the current Champions based on this week's show!

World - Claude L'Castor
North American - Joe Primeau
Challenge - Xavier Beausoleil
Four Star - Darby Reznor
Tag Team - Drew McIntyre & Hunter Cross
Double M - Mercedes Baylé
Hardcore - Gappy Hilmore

ALTERNATE REALITY!
For those who are interested, let's say that the Reznor Rule isn't in play and find out who would be the Champions today

World - Xavier Beausoleil
North American - Xavier Beausoleil
Challenge - Xavier Beausoleil
Four Star - Darby Reznor
Tag Team - Xavier Beausoleil & John Peanut
Double M - Xavier Beausoleil
Hardcore - Darby Reznor

Xavier is SHL Wrestling's Mark Cardona! WOO WOO WOO!!!





I hope you enjoyed it this week's episode of SHL Wrestling!!! I know I did!
You want some more? You're going to have to wait! Tune in next week to see what happens next!
SOYEZ'Y MESDAMES MESSIEURS!!!