My team just won our league. Now it's on to all of these fucking showcases. Hopefully I can impress the right people.



Who, besides people on the Rage, can guess which one is me?

Your either sitting down with a funny face, holdin hands with someone or sucking on the cups

Normand Marineau || C || #42 || Minnesota Monarchs || Colorado Raptors || France || Rhine
Name: Normand Marineau
Age: 19
Birthplace: Saint Pierre et Miquelon, France
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
TBD
SHL Playoffs:
TBD
SMJHL Regular Season:
S80 | 66 GP | 32 G | 39 A | 71 P | -6 | 22 PPP | 32 PIM | 160 SOG | 71 HIT | 48 SB | 41 TA | 57.2% FO
S79 | 66 GP | 23 G | 21 A | 44 P | +8 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 122 SOG | 66 HIT | 40 SB | 54 TA | 54.9% FO
S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 24 PIM | 189 SOG | 45 HIT | 31 SB | 68 TA | 53.7% FO
Career | 198 GP | 73 G | 89 A | 162 P | +8 | 29 PPP | 74 PIM | 471 SOG | 182 HIT | 119 SB | 163 TA | 55.6% FO
SMJHL Playoffs:
S80 | 7 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -3 | 2 PPP | 2 PIM | 9 SOG | 11 HIT | 3 SB | 7 TA | 46.5% FO
S79 | 21 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 6 PIM | 36 SOG | 16 HIT | 7 SB | 14 TA | 57.1% FO
S78 | 13 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -9 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 27 SOG | 12 HIT | 5 SB | 4 TA | 42.4% FO
Career | 41 GP | 6 G | 16 A | 2 P | -14 | 2 PPP | 10 PIM | 72 SOG | 39 HIT | 15 SB | 25 TA | 50.6% FO
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International Career:
IIHF Round Robin:
TBD
IIHF Medal Round:
TBD
WJC Round Robin:
S80 | 12 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 29 SOG | 10 HIT | 6 SB | 6 TA | 51.0% FO
S79 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 25 SOG | 4 HIT | 2 SB | 2 TA | 53.2% FO
S78 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 SOG | 6 HIT | 2 SB | 5 TA | 60.3% FO
Career | 36 GP | 6 G | 14 A | 20 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 10 PIM | 65 SOG | 20 HIT | 10 SB | 13 TA | 53.2% FO
WJC Medal Round:
S79 | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 SOG | 2 HIT | 0 SB | 3 TA | 60.0% FO
S78 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 SOG | 0 HIT | 1 SB | 1 TA | 44.4% FO
Career | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 SOG | 2 HIT | 1 SB | 4 TA | 57.1% FO
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Career Earnings and Draft Selections:
Signed a 3 year, $9,000,000 Contract with the Minnesota Monarchs in S80
Signed a 1 year, $3,000,000 ELC Contract with the Minnesota Monarchs in S79
Drafted 1st Round, 14th Overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in the S79 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 1 year, $5,000,000 Rookie Contract with the Colorado Raptors in S78
Drafted 2nd Round, 17th Overall to the Colorado Raptors in the S78 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Awards and Achievements:
Voted Colorado Raptors S80 Assistant Captain
Won the Colorado Raptors S79 Alexander Zajac Trophy for Most Dedicated Player
Won the Colorado Raptors S78 Cassius Darrow Trophy for Most Outstanding Rookie

Originally posted by gee gee no re@Feb 22 2013, 11:42 PM
Your either sitting down with a funny face, holdin hands with someone or sucking on the cups

Well, you're right but wrong three times simultaneously

right when i was about to fap, i see a pic with shirtless dudes. fucking thanks.

but congrats man!

Originally posted by 12jmoritz@Feb 23 2013, 12:44 AM

Well, you're right but wrong three times simultaneously

But I'm right

Normand Marineau || C || #42 || Minnesota Monarchs || Colorado Raptors || France || Rhine
Name: Normand Marineau
Age: 19
Birthplace: Saint Pierre et Miquelon, France
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
TBD
SHL Playoffs:
TBD
SMJHL Regular Season:
S80 | 66 GP | 32 G | 39 A | 71 P | -6 | 22 PPP | 32 PIM | 160 SOG | 71 HIT | 48 SB | 41 TA | 57.2% FO
S79 | 66 GP | 23 G | 21 A | 44 P | +8 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 122 SOG | 66 HIT | 40 SB | 54 TA | 54.9% FO
S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 24 PIM | 189 SOG | 45 HIT | 31 SB | 68 TA | 53.7% FO
Career | 198 GP | 73 G | 89 A | 162 P | +8 | 29 PPP | 74 PIM | 471 SOG | 182 HIT | 119 SB | 163 TA | 55.6% FO
SMJHL Playoffs:
S80 | 7 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -3 | 2 PPP | 2 PIM | 9 SOG | 11 HIT | 3 SB | 7 TA | 46.5% FO
S79 | 21 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 6 PIM | 36 SOG | 16 HIT | 7 SB | 14 TA | 57.1% FO
S78 | 13 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -9 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 27 SOG | 12 HIT | 5 SB | 4 TA | 42.4% FO
Career | 41 GP | 6 G | 16 A | 2 P | -14 | 2 PPP | 10 PIM | 72 SOG | 39 HIT | 15 SB | 25 TA | 50.6% FO
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International Career:
IIHF Round Robin:
TBD
IIHF Medal Round:
TBD
WJC Round Robin:
S80 | 12 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 29 SOG | 10 HIT | 6 SB | 6 TA | 51.0% FO
S79 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 25 SOG | 4 HIT | 2 SB | 2 TA | 53.2% FO
S78 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 SOG | 6 HIT | 2 SB | 5 TA | 60.3% FO
Career | 36 GP | 6 G | 14 A | 20 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 10 PIM | 65 SOG | 20 HIT | 10 SB | 13 TA | 53.2% FO
WJC Medal Round:
S79 | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 SOG | 2 HIT | 0 SB | 3 TA | 60.0% FO
S78 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 SOG | 0 HIT | 1 SB | 1 TA | 44.4% FO
Career | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 SOG | 2 HIT | 1 SB | 4 TA | 57.1% FO
------------------------------------------------------------
Career Earnings and Draft Selections:
Signed a 3 year, $9,000,000 Contract with the Minnesota Monarchs in S80
Signed a 1 year, $3,000,000 ELC Contract with the Minnesota Monarchs in S79
Drafted 1st Round, 14th Overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in the S79 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 1 year, $5,000,000 Rookie Contract with the Colorado Raptors in S78
Drafted 2nd Round, 17th Overall to the Colorado Raptors in the S78 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Awards and Achievements:
Voted Colorado Raptors S80 Assistant Captain
Won the Colorado Raptors S79 Alexander Zajac Trophy for Most Dedicated Player
Won the Colorado Raptors S78 Cassius Darrow Trophy for Most Outstanding Rookie

Originally posted by Spangify@Feb 22 2013, 11:45 PM
right when i was about to fap, i see a pic with shirtless dudes. fucking thanks.

Don't lie. I know you get off to this kind of stuff. Not specifically this...at least, I hope so

You're on the right.

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Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
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Congrats man, celebrate with a bee- oh right you're from Philly

Originally posted by Syckez@Feb 22 2013, 11:56 PM
Congrats man, celebrate with a bee- oh right you're from Philly

I'm not even legal in Canada yet

Originally posted by Spangify@Feb 22 2013, 10:45 PM
right when i was about to fap, i see a pic with shirtless dudes. fucking thanks.

This should be right up your alley, right? :ph34r: