Boston sucks so here I am ready 2 dominate the SHL
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XxNHLxX
Registered Junior Member
So I am new here... I was recently offered a contract with the Boston Bruins and it took me seconds to decline. I have many issues with the Bruins such as Lucic being an a$$hole and how I would be the backup under Rask. I heard of the SHL before but when I saw NHL i thought nah but then I saw BRUINS... so here I am in the SHL with the expectation of becoming a well rounded goalie here with any team. I have been playing goalie since I was only 6 and the pads were not meant for the butterfly yet so I grew up on reflexes pads and the switch to butterfly was rough at first but now I am playing better and im at the peek of my career. I may not be at the top of it here but I am in my mind and skill so its a mater of time SHL players just wait you will all see I will rule over all. You can just see it now penalty shot in overtime 0.4 seconds left save or goal one player is a hero, the skater comes in does a spin o rama then goes to roof it when BOOM poke check and puck goes sliding to center ice and they will go to shootout where I will get a better oppertunity and prove my skill once again... When it comes to the playoffs or tournaments I am of course the best or one of the best because some may crack under presure but me? no, no i dont "crack" or "choke" I dominate and steal the show getting the big wins and getting MVP like I should. Now all of you reading this should take advantage and start training and earning more money because once im in your league unless im on your team good luck scoring I'm like a brick wall with pads. Also lastly I would like to say I dont care what team I'm on but just remember if you pick me you're going to the top of the standings! good luck all! *themesong "Burn it to the ground" starts playing* THIS WILL HAPPEN SOOOON
JNH
Registered S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Still Drunk
Haha your writing isn't that bad man! Great first article. Keep up the good work
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