I know you've probably gotten tired of answering the same few questions over and over again in these threads, so I decided to open it up to our locker room to see what they'd want to ask. Unfortunately, these were their responses.

1. What is your (player) name?

2. What is your quest? (Position/role)

3. What is your favorite color?


4. you're not doing as well as you hoped, what steps do you take?

5. What do you like about the Whalers Franchise? History, color scheme, etc.

6. Why SHOULDN'T we draft you?

7. Favorite type of cereal?

8. If someone pisses you off how bad do you wreck them on a scale of rekt to Tyrannasaurus rekt?

9. Motha fuckin Gorlab, wait that's not a question

10. Why do you want to play here?

11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what?

12. Who is Mike Jones?

13. Tell us something interesting about you.

Konrad Danke / C / 340 TPE / Texas / Maine / Czech
S54 Draft Class // Czech Republic


John Heimer-Schmidt // Former Whaler GM // Retired
The Greatest Shitstirrer of All Time


thanks @suavemente !

1. What is your (player) name? Marc-André Moreau.

2. What is your quest? (Position/role) Offensive defenseman.

3. What is your favorite color? Red.

4. you're not doing as well as you hoped, what steps do you take? deep question! I suppose I'd keep trying and I should get there eventually.

5. What do you like about the Whalers Franchise? History, color scheme, etc. I don't really know anything about the history I'm afraid! Vancouver's a great city and do I like the colour scheme.

6. Why SHOULDN'T we draft you? Because you don't want a nifty young defenseman on your team?

7. Favorite type of cereal? Frosted Flakes.

8. If someone pisses you off how bad do you wreck them on a scale of rekt to Tyrannasaurus rekt? Always tyrannosaurus rekt!

9. Motha fuckin Gorlab, wait that's not a question Agreed!

10. Why do you want to play here? I don't know a lot about the team but it looks like somewhere I'd happily be a part of.

11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what? I would hope not!

12. Who is Mike Jones? I couldn't tell you I'm sorry!

13. Tell us something interesting about you. I'm awful when put on the spot!

Alexis Vermette | RW | New England Wolfpack | 929 TPE |
Name: Alexis Vermette
Position: Right Wing
Team: New England Wolfpack
Player Type: Speedy Forward
Birthplace: Montréal, Canada
TPE: 722

1. What is your (player) name?
Gunnar Rask

2. What is your quest? (Position/role)
Top Line Center

3. What is your favorite color?
Blue

4. you're not doing as well as you hoped, what steps do you take?
Score more, work harder

5. What do you like about the Whalers Franchise? History, color scheme, etc.
Uhh..color scheme is alright.

6. Why SHOULDN'T we draft you?
Not my first choice. Also don't really know anyone other than dangles on the team.

7. Favorite type of cereal?
I don't like cereal.

8. If someone pisses you off how bad do you wreck them on a scale of rekt to Tyrannasaurus rekt?
Meh, I'm quiet.

9. Motha fuckin Gorlab, wait that's not a question
True

10. Why do you want to play here?
I'll play for any team. Lots of playing time is nice.

11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what?
Not pass to him in EASHL

12. Who is Mike Jones?
Idk

13. Tell us something interesting about you.
I hate these kind of threads and wish GM's contacted players more (but that's the GM in me).

1. What is your (player) name? Mikko Linna

2. What is your quest? (Position/role) RW (two-way forward)

3. What is your favorite color? Eggplant

4. you're not doing as well as you hoped, what steps do you take? Take a step back, evaluate the situation, figure out why I'm sucking, figure out what I need to do to suck less and then do that. Wash, rinse, repeat until I get it right.

5. What do you like about the Whalers Franchise? History, color scheme, etc. Seems like a fun team, from what I've seen (and judging by these questions).

6. Why SHOULDN'T we draft you? You definitely shouldn't draft me if you want someone boring who isn't going to contribute.

7. Favorite type of cereal? Peanut Butter Crunch

8. If someone pisses you off how bad do you wreck them on a scale of rekt to Tyrannasaurus rekt? I mean, being real, probably tyrannosaurus rekt Jr.

9. Motha fuckin Gorlab, wait that's not a question. It certainly isn't.

10. Why do you want to play here? Seems like a really fun team.

11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what? Nah.

12. Who is Mike Jones? I'm from Houston, so I'm picking up what you're putting down. (I mean, except not really because I'm not into rap so much.)

13. Tell us something interesting about you. I got my head stuck in the gates at Buckingham Palace once -- true story.

Leopold Lockhart || D || San Francisco Pride || Anchorage Armada S44-S46
pbl]Name: Leopold Lockhart[/pbl]
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 27
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SHL Career Statistics
S47 SFP: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P: 12, +/-: -4, PIMS: 30, H: 68, SB: 48
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S47 SFP: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -5, PIMS: 2, H:6, SB: 6
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S46 ANC: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 28, P: 37, +/-: -6, PIMS: 16, H: 45, SB: 58
S45 ANC: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 19, P: 35, +/-: 6, PIMS: 20, H: 56, SB: 56
S44 ANC: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 39, SB: 70
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S46 ANC: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 4, PIMS: 4, H: 17, SB: 9
S45 ANC: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, PIMS: 0, H: 1, SB: 7
S44 ANC: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 7, PIMS: 2, H: 0, SB: 4
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Career Milestones:
S46: Re-Named Captain of Anchorage Armada
S45: Named Captain of Anchorage Armada
S45: Signed 3-yr/$3mil deal with San Francisco
S45: Drafted 1st overall by the San Francisco Pride in the SHL Entry Draft
S44: Became alternate captain of Anchorage Armada
S44: Signed 1-yr/$3mil deal with Anchorage
S44: Drafted 2nd overall by the Anchorage Armada in the SMJHL Entry Draft


Mikko Linna || RW || Kelowna Knights S27-29 || West Kendall Platoon S30-S41 || Calgary Dragons S42-S44
Name: Mikko Linna
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 182 lbs
Number: 84
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SHL Career Statistics
S44 CGY: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 22, P: 35, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 10, SB: 17
S43 CGY: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 34, P: 54, +/-: 14, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 13
S42 CGY: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 30, P: 48, +/-: 2, PIMS: 6, H: 43, SB: 18
S41 WKP: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 27, P: 48, +/-: 16, PIMS: 39, H: 92, SB: 12
S40 WKP: GP: 50, G: 25, A: 30, P: 55, +/-: 10, PIMS: 12, H: 58, SB: 13
S39 WKP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 31, P: 48, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 61, SB: 14
S38 WKP: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 14, PIMS: 71, H: 163, SB: 19
S37 WKP: GP: 50, G: 27, A: 33, P: 60, +/-: 18, PIMS: 25, H: 115, SB: 20
S36 WKP: GP: 50, G: 24, A: 21, P: 45, +/-: 0, PIMS: 24, H: 71, SB: 8
S35 WKP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 26, P: 44, +/-: -13, PIMS: 6, H: 90, SB: 17
S34 WKP: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 22, P: 43, +/-: 9, PIMS: 47, H: 110, SB: 14
S33 WKP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 14, P: 30, +/-: -1, PIMS: 38, H: 45, SB: 15
S32 WKP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 20, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 32, H: 47, SB: 15
S31 WKP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 16, P: 32, +/-: 20, PIMS: 16, H: 34, SB: 7
S30 WKP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 13, P: 26, +/-: 11, PIMS: 5, H: 31, SB: 4
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S44 CGY: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 2, PIMS: 7, H:1, SB: 0
S43 CGY: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: -3, PIMS: 0, H:0, SB: 3
S42 CGY: GP: 16, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, PIMS: 4, H:17, SB: 5
S41 WKP: GP: 20, G: 11, A: 17, P: 28, +/-: 14, PIMS: 10, H:30, SB: 5
S40 WKP: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H:2, SB: 2
S39 WKP: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 4, PIMS: 7, H:10, SB: 1
S38 WKP: N/A
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 0, PIMS: 6, H:23, SB: 2
S36 WKP: N/A
S35 WKP: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 7, H: 6, SB: 0
S34 WKP: N/A
S33 WKP: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, PIMS: 0, H: 3, SB: 0
S32 WKP: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, PIMS: 5, H: 4, SB: 1
S31 WKP: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 2, SB: 0
S30 WKP: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 5, P: 8, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 6, SB: 2
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S29 KEL: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 29, P: 49, +/-: 9, PIMS: 2, H: 58, SB: 13
S28 KEL: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -9, PIMS: 20, H: 45, SB: 16
S27 KEL: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 18, P: 33, +/-: 8, PIMS: 20, H: 46, SB: 2
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S29 KEL: GP: 11, G: 8, A: 8, P: 16, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 17, SB: 3
S28 KEL: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7, SB: 2
S27 KEL: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 5, SB: 1
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Career Milestones:
S49: Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame
S45: Inducted into WKP Hall of Fame, Number Retired
S44: Retired, Played last season with Calgary Dragons
S42: Challenge Cup Champion with Calgary Dragons
S42: Traded to Calgary Dragons
S41: Won IIHF Silver with team Finland
S41: Challenge Cup Champion with West Kendall Platoon
S41: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with West Kendall Platoon
S41: Named Captain of the West Kendall Platoon
S40: Named Captain of the West Kendall Platoon
S39: Won IIHF Silver with team Finland
S39: Named IIHF Top Forward
S39: Named Captain of the West Kendall Platoon
S38: Became Captain of the West Kendall Platoon
S37: Recipient of SHL Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward)
S37: Won IIHF Gold with team Finland
S37: Named to All Star Team
S35: Won IIHF Bronze with team Finland 
S35: Signed 3yr/$9mil extension with West Kendall
S33: Signed 3yr/$15mil extension with West Kendall
S30: Recipient of SHL Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie)
S30: Named to All Star Rookie Team
S30: Won IIHF Gold with team Finland
S29: Recipient of SMJHL Ron Bolt Award (Most Sportsmanlike)
S29: Re-Named Captain of Kelowna Knights
S29: Signed 4-yr/$12mil extension with West Kendall
S28: Won IIHF Bronze with team Finland
S28: Became Captain of Kelowna Knights
S28: Signed 2-yr/$7mil deal with West Kendall
S28: Drafted 8th overall by West Kendall in the SHL Entry Draft
S27: Recipient of Kelowna's Maxim Horvat Award (Rookie of the Year)
S27: Recipient of Kelowna's Miikka Granlund Award (Leadership)
S27: Became Alternate Captain of Kelowna Knights  
S27: Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Kelowna
S27: Drafted 9th overall by Kelowna in the SMJHL Entry Draft


ZzRaven's Robot Snoop Lion | Retired Kelowna Knights GM | S30-S36
S36 | 23-25-2
S35 | 24-23-3
S34 | 23-17-10
S33 | 31-14-5 | Occasus Trophy |  Mathias Chouinard Award  
S32 | 31-16-3 | Occasus Trophy | Four Star Cup |  Mathias Chouinard Award  
S31 | 30-13-7 | Laurifer Trophy | Occasus Trophy | Four Star Cup |  Mathias Chouinard Award 
S30 |  33-13-4 | Laurifer Trophy

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Originally posted by ej27@Jan 4 2016, 01:59 PM
13. Tell us something interesting about you.  I got my head stuck in the gates at Buckingham Palace once -- true story.

If JHS drafts you, I'm hoping we hear the full story in the Locker Room. :lol:

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Originally posted by Ferdy+Jan 4 2016, 04:07 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ferdy @ Jan 4 2016, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

If JHS drafts you, I'm hoping we hear the full story in the Locker Room. :lol:[/b]

Even if we don't draft him I think he needs to make an article. )

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11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what?
Not pass to him in EASHL [/quote]

Meh, I'm used to it by now.

1. What is your (player) name? Saint Jericho

2. What is your quest? (Position/role) To seek the holy grail!

3. What is your favorite color? Blue!

4. You're not doing as well as you hoped, what steps do you take? Retire apparently.

5. What do you like about the Whalers Franchise? History, color scheme, etc. It's been here since I joined the league, a very good history.

6. Why SHOULDN'T we draft you? Because I'll make my teammates look bad. B)

7. Favorite type of cereal? CT Crunch for sure.

8. If someone pisses you off how bad do you wreck them on a scale of rekt to Tyrannasaurus rekt? I'll rektify them.

9. Motha fuckin Gorlab, wait that's not a question. True.

10. Why do you want to play here? Because I have always wanted to.

11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what? No.

12. Who is Mike Jones? A bad rapper.

13. Tell us something interesting about you. My first player on this site pulled a Ray Bourque and won a cup in his last game.

Wrong accout somehow...

1. What is your (player) name? Quinn Stevenson

2. What is your quest? (Position/role) Defensemen (I think I'm either OFD or TWD)

3. What is your favorite color? Blue!

4. you're not doing as well as you hoped, what steps do you take? Get better and train harder, obviously.

5. What do you like about the Whalers Franchise? The logo looks cool, and you guys have won 2 cups in the past 3 years.

6. Why SHOULDN'T we draft you? I honestly don't have an answer for that.

7. Favorite type of cereal? Reese's Puffs

8. If someone pisses you off how bad do you wreck them on a scale of rekt to Tyrannasaurus rekt? I'm a chill guy, I don't really get pissed off lol

9. Motha fuckin Gorlab, wait that's not a question. I agree. Motha fuckin Gorlab. GOAT or Gold?

10. Why do you want to play here? Seems like a good franchise. Produced some good prospects, especially past two years.

11. Could you do something so bad it would actually make Cody Black get mad? If so, what? Probably not. Cody Black is a chill homey, like me :D

12. Who is Mike Jones? I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW D:

13. Tell us something interesting about you. I can burp the Alphabet!

Nickolas Klaus || C || Baltimore Platoon || Retired
Age: 29
Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 300lbs.
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S44 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || Pts: 36 || PM: -21 || PIM: 4 || H: 20
S45 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 46 || Pts: 69 || PM: +13 || PIM: 18 || H: 60
S46 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 18 || Pts: 36 || PM: +12 || PIM: 23 || H: 64
S47 - MIN || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 9 || Pts: 19 || PM: -9 || PIM: 8 || H: 34
S48 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 26 || Pts: 45 || PM: +21 || PIM: 6 || H: 27
S49 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 18 || Pts: 34 || PM: +16 || PIM: 27 || H: 30
S50 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 23 || Pts: 41 || PM: +8 || PIM: 13 || H: 41
S51 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 5 || A: 19 || Pts: 24 || PM: -25 || PIM: 10 || H:  39
S52 - WKP || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 21 || Pts: 38 || PM: +8 || PIM: 9 || H: 26
S53 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 20 || Pts: 35 || PM: -21 || PIM: 54 || H: 78
S54 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 19 || Pts: 43 || PM: -11 || PIM: 14 || H: 37
S55 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 22 || Pts: 33 || PM: -23 || PIM: 20 || H: 31
S56 - BAP || GP: 39 || G: 5 || A: 13 || Pts: 18 || PM: -28 || PIM: 22 || H: 29

SMJHL || GP: 150 || G: 55 || A: 86 || Pts: 141 || PM: +4 || PIM: 45 || H: 144
SHL || GP: 489 || G: 140 || A: 190 || Pts: 330 || PM: -64 || PIM: 203 || H: 372
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Movement
S44 - Undrafted in SMJHL Draft
S44 - Signs 1 year/3.0 million with Kelowna Knights
S45 - Drafted 16th Overall by Minnesota Chiefs
S45 - Signs 3 year/7.5 million with Minnesota Chiefs
S48 - Signs 2 year/7 million with Tampa Bay Barracuda as Free Agent
S49 - Signs 2 year/8 million extension with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S52 - Signs 3 year/18 million with West Kendall Platoon as Free Agent
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Achievements
S44 - Named Team Germany-Austria WJC GM
S44 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season points record
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season assists record
S45 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S45 - IIHF Team Germany
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S46 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S46 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S46 - IIHF Team Germany
S47 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - Named Team DACH WJC GM
S48 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - Named Kelowna Knights Co-GM
S49 - IIHF Team Germany
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Team Germany
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
S51 - IIHF Team Germany
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Trophy Case
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - SMJHL single season points record [69]
S45 - SMJHL single season assists record [46]
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
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I'm liking some of these answers !

Bumparino! Also rip our Golab non-question.