Dawn breaks on a scene of utter madness. Bodies lay strewn about as if action figures dropped by a careless child. Blood mixes with the oil and gasoline dripping from the abandoned and useless vehicles to create a hellish liquid stew. Flies buzz around ecstatic to find such a feast and breeding ground. A thick fog of smoke, heavy with the scent of rot, hangs over everything obscuring the full extent of the chaos.

Into this maelstrom walk two men. "My god! What happened here?"

"Is it not clear? Only one thing could have caused such havoc."

"What? What unholy force could reap hell in this manner?"

"Why, it could only have been......The Big Slappy Hour #66!"

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Thanks to Wally, Pris, c and Zach for questions and comments.