yeah but I stomp it down the drain
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE S67: WJC Silver S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX S69: WJC Bronze [S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender [S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52 * = First Place Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393 SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | | IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | | SHL Regular Season Stats Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10 S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17 S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14 S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20 S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20 S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20 S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14 S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26 S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20 S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4 S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39 SHL Playoff Stats Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0 S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0 S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0 S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2 S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0 SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42 SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5 SMJHL Regular Season Stats S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898 S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237 S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313 S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202 SMJHL Playoff Stats S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433 S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356 S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151 S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261 Awards S49 Four Star Cup S50 Four Star Cup S51 Laurifer Trophy S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP S52 IIHF Gold Medal S53 IIHF Bronze Medal S54 The Winless Season S54 IIHF Silver Medal S55 IIHF Gold Medal S56 IIHF Silver Medal S57 IIHF Silver Medal S58 IIHF Silver Medal S60 IIHF Silver Medal S61 IIHF GoldMedal IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain S56: Silver S57: Silver S58: Silver S59: DNQ S60: Silver S61: Gold S62: DNQ S68: Lost 1st Round S69: Bronze Fuck the penaltys
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01-28-2020, 11:14 AM caltroit_red_flames Wrote:
hope you’re enjoying you’re shower sando bud
01-28-2020, 12:08 PM caltroit_red_flames Wrote: 01-28-2020, 11:52 AM Rindiee Wrote: I eat what I shit
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
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Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Great Falls Grizzlies || Atlanta Inferno Player Type: Two-Way Forward / Shadow Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea Height: 6'2" Weight: 201 lbs Number: 27 Nationality: Canadian / South Korean ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies (S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada Height: 6'2" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 27 Peak TPE: 2318 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: 10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders (S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets (S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon (S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno (S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride (S68) Retired during the Off-season ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66) SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58) SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61) SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68) IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64) IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61) WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50) |
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01-28-2020, 01:02 PM cpetrella Wrote: 01-28-2020, 12:08 PM caltroit_red_flames Wrote:
i’m glad you get it trella
The internet was a mistake
01-27-2020, 09:45 AM Citizen of Adraa Wrote:
bruh what kinda shits r u takin
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Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Great Falls Grizzlies || Atlanta Inferno Player Type: Two-Way Forward / Shadow Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea Height: 6'2" Weight: 201 lbs Number: 27 Nationality: Canadian / South Korean ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies (S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada Height: 6'2" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 27 Peak TPE: 2318 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: 10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders (S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets (S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon (S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno (S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride (S68) Retired during the Off-season ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66) SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58) SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58) SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61) SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68) IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64) IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61) WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50) |
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01-29-2020, 12:30 PM GeckoeyGecko Wrote: 01-27-2020, 09:45 AM Citizen of Adraa Wrote:
like so rocks yeah? like as hard as that but not sharp. if its sharp ur asshole gets all cut up.
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