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Daco · 12-20-2018, 06:38 PM

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Greatest draft standouts!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Lots of rookies fell through the cracks. Many climbed back up as oozing piles of dirt since how else would you get back up through a crack.

Andrej Dosckocil
Oh my. This man went for 13 points in 36 games! What an absolute sniper. A phenom in the ice, a generational talent in the sheets. LOOK OUT BELOW!! He’s gonna get ya as a deep sleeper in this draft look out junior league.

Kit Smeb
The best of the smeb boys. My oh my do we have a franchise talent here. He spews smeb there. He spews smeb on his goalie. Wait I guess that’s why his team was knocked out pretty early. Stop shooting smeb on people my man!

Monkey D. Luffy-
What can we say about Luffy. Championship winner? Great at transforming into Laffy Taffy? All of the above? Well is he just the conundrum to judge now is he not. Casimir Stevens seems to hate him with the fiber of his being, but would love to have him as a teammate we will see how this draft goes now yes sir.

Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt. Sometimes It needs scratching. Sometimes he needs loving. What we know about Mike Hunt is that he can deliver shutouts. My goodness did this man deliver. Bang, fang, dang, this man has shutouts running out the ass hole. Look for him to go top 4 in goalies drafted. Woah baby I want to be on this guys team when the going gets rough and the rough get going (? text me )

Jimmy Slothface

This disgusting man with the face of a sloth won his team a championship. What more can ya say. Well you can say he’s a good ole boah who keeps it real and stays active in the locker room. Let me know if you ever meet someone beautiful, I’ll introduce you to mr Sloth here and say ya ain’t seen nothing yet you know how it can be. Sometime we would go to the woods and shag, but we had to keep it a secret since we’re opponents in the finals. Keep it on the low and I won’t tell. Or maybe I will

Kristoffer Matsson
Wooow Kristoffer. Sometimes I have dreams of him tearing up the junior leagues. This man has a snipe wheel celly with the best of em. He’d go 1st overall if he wasn’t secretly banging all the GMs wives. But you know how the saying goes, the madder the spray the better the hay!

Megster (Jakub)

Sometimes she used to get on my nerves growing up, but Jakub has grown into one of the best goalie prospects in the league. She deserves to go above the shitty Casimir Stevens that’s for sure. You want someone who will support your team and be there for the good and the bad. Someone who will help mentor rookies on how to build their players, adjust their builds, keep an active locker room and lead you to wins. Meg/Jakub is the woman/man for the job!