We’re going to the closest planet to the Sun, eternally baked in the solar heat (except at night).

Mercury, the smallest planet in the solar system (even smaller than two moons), is perhaps the last place where one would expect hockey. Yet at the north pole, there are craters perpetually in shadow, making it cold enough for ice to form and stay. And you know what that means!

Hockey time!

Did someone say hockey?

Yes, I did.

Mercury is playing… alone. The other team never showed up.

And the puck drops! And they have it, and then they have it…

one hour later

Argh… then… argh… I… er… How long are periods on Mercury?

...THREE EARTH DAYS PER PERIOD?!?!

Listen, I know that Mercury rotates very slowly, but come on! I don’t have time! There needs to be a rule in the SHL for this!

I’m out of here. Inform me what the score is at the end of the game.

Next episode: You decide again.

S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)

Keep vouching for Arrakis:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrakis

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Former players:
Ivo Willems (S9 SMJHL) (S10-28 SHL)  
Xander Green  (S33-35 SMJHL) (S36-47 SHL)
Vorian Atreides (S49-51 SMJHL) (S52-61 SHL)

@OrbitingDeath I prefer real life, thanks.

S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)

Once you're done with real-life ones, I'd suggest Corneria from Star Fox.

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Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR