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SHL S49 Game 119 - LAP @ BUF

SHL Game 119 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Florence Clijsters @enigmatic
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Victim: N/A
Team: Buffalo Stampede
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:  Well it looks like Florence has just claimed the Hot Potato trophy as her own for the for a while.   So while there isn't a lot of potato passing going on here, I thought I'd kick some potato knowledge your way.   Did you know that an 8 ounce baked or boiled potato has only about 100 calories?  That's nothing!   Now that doesn't count the 2,392 calories from the butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon you add on top - but next time you order a baked potato you can say you are eating healthy!   On another note - who boils potatoes?  I am no great cook, but if someone were to drop a boiled potato on my plate I imagine I'd be quite upset.   It's gotta be a Michigan thing.   People from Michigan eat weird shit.  Ever have smelt?  Who the hell decided it was worth eating the fish that other fish eat?

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SHL S49 Game 125 - WIN @ LAP

SHL Game 125 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Florence Clijsters @enigmatic
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Victim: N/A
Team: Winnipeg Jets
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:  In this game it's the Panthers taking on the Jets and...nothing at all happened with the potat.   Florence has decided to keep the potato for herself for another game.   But the Potato has continued it's winning ways.   After falling down by a goal in the first minute the Panthers put one on the board each period to win 3-2.  Period 2 was particularly exciting with the Panthers putting up 17 shots on goal and limiting the Jets to a mere 4 shots.   A solid defensive effort there and the potato is keeping the Panthers offense hot.  

After the game the media got some time in the Panthers locker room and held a quick interview with Florence:

Pierre McGuire: Hello Florence.   Today's win marks the second game where you have held the Hot Potato for the full game and come away with a win.  Some are saying that this Hot Potato may be the good luck charm teams are looking for to bring momentum onto the ice.   How would you respond to that?

Florence Clijsters:  First off, I want to say that you are the WORST commentator in hockey.   But since I am contractually obligated to speak with you I'll say this:   Teams look for any advantage on the ice.  Whether that advantage is real or imagined, it doesn't always matter.   What's important is to be confident in yourself and your team.  But if this Hot Potato keeps things moving in this direction then I'd be happy to hold it all season.  We have actually decided to set our warmup music to this for the next game:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drOzZ2hYFHI

Pierre McGuire:  Thank you for your time Florence

Florence Clijsters:  Please swallow a knife Pierre

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