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Written Task: We've all seen the lacrosse goals, the attempts to flick the puck over the back of the net and in-- but these are few and far between. It might even be a stretch to call those things "trick plays." The only actual trick play I can think of off the top of my head is Ted Nolan pulling one over on Team Canada at the 2014 Olympics . That said, you almost never see this kind of thing happen in the NHL. Why not? Is there a lack of creativity in the game? Is it just too complicated without enough payoff? Why do you think we don't see much of this coaching style in hockey, and would you like to see more of it? (150+ words).
Really what we are looking at are creative ways to score a goal. Hence the lacrosse move from behind the net. Also included here are the attempts to bounce the puck off the goalie in some way. (I have even seen plays where the shooter has tried to bounce the puck off the back of the goalkeeper's helmet !) We see an abundance of creative moves in a shootout. Why is that ? The answer is really simple. The shooter has oodles of time and space in which to perform that move, whatever it is.During the course of gameplay, those moves are rare as the shooter generally has a pretty talented defensive player sharing his lunch. Ya, creative plays add a little color to the traditional game, but what is more exciting than an end-to-end rush with a spectacular finish, whether that be a goal or a fabulous save ? I, for one, like traditional hockey, but also appreciate the high level of talent that is required to pull off a truly creative move.
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Texas will be ultimately using mind games to fuck with the players and coaching staff for their plays. Texas will rush in on a play without the puck and use slight of hand type passing and puckhandling to keep the puck hidden away from sight if at all possible. The other team will catch on quickly to these kind of plays and once they get caught using the same hidden puck moves, they'll make the same play only this time they'll rush in with the puck on the original fake play. Now that the other teams know the play is done with and without the puck, Texas can bust out this play and have the other team completely on edge because they won't know if they need to defend the guy coming in on the rush or the guy hanging back at the point. The confusion alone will frustrate the players and coaches to the point that even if the play doesn't work they'll still get under their skin and cause misplays by the opposing team.
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Drafted 29th OA by Vancouver Whalers in the S59 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 23rd OA by Tampa Bay Barracuda in the S60 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to LAP from TBB during S61, before playing in the SHL
Traded to NEW from LAP, start of S68
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Height: 6'5"
Weight: 250lbs
Hand: Right
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Regular season statistics (SMJHL):
S59: GP: 34 W: 12 L: 16 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.81 SO: 2 SV%: 0.920
S60: GP: 58 W: 39 L: 14 OTL: 5 GAA: 2.43 SO: 8 SV%: 0.912
S61: GP: 55 W: 42 L: 10 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.23 SO: 8 SV%: 0.913
WJC statistics:
S60: GP: 8 W: 8 L: 0 OTL: 0 GAA: 0.62 SO: 5 SV%: 0.969
S61: GP: 8 W: 7 L: 1 OTL: 0 GAA: 1.37 SO: 2 SV%: 0.934
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Regular season statistics (SHL):
FHM6
S62: GP: 44 W: 28 L: 14 OTL: 1 GAA: 2.47 SO: 6 SV%: 0.915
-playoffs GP: 17 W: 10 L: 5 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.30 SO: 3 SV%: 0.924
S63: GP: 55 W: 29 L: 21 OTL: 5 GAA: 3.14 SO: 2 SV%: 0.894
-playoffs GP: 22 W: 14 L: 8 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.30 SO: 4 SV%: 0.932
S64: GP: 53 W: 32 L: 13 OTL: 8 GAA: 2.62 SO: 4 SV%: 0.917
-playoffs GP: 12 W: 6 L: 4 OTL: 2 GAA: 1.98 SO: 4 SV%: 0.927
S65: GP: 52 W: 37 L: 13 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.58 SO: 2 SV%: 0.914
-playoffs GP: 20 W: 16 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 1.90 SO: 3 SV%: 0.937
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S66: GP: 55 W: 34 L: 15 OTL: 4 GAA: 2.95 SO: 3 SV%: 0.900
-playoffs GP: 9 W: 4 L: 5 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.52 SO: 0 SV%: 0.902
S67: GP: 51 W: 24 L: 23 OTL: 1 GAA: 3.66 SO: 1 SV%: 0.891
-playoffs GP: 6 W: 2 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 4.18 SO: 1 SV%: 0.857
S68: GP: 55 W: 21 L: 25 OTL: 8 GAA: 3.78 SO: 1 SV%: 0.884
-playoffs GP: 5 W: 1 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.42 SO: 0 SV%: 0.917
S69: GP: 54 W: 34 L: 16 OTL: 4 GAA: 2.73 SO: 8 SV%: 0.910
-playoffs GP: 8 W: 5 L: 1 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.42 SO: 0 SV%: 0.902
S70: GP: 50 W: 27 L: 13 OTL: 5 GAA: 3.11 SO: 4 SV%: 0.907
-playoffs GP: 28 W: 16 L: 10 OTL: 2 GAA: 3.19 SO: 2 SV%: 0.916 GSAA: 40.19
S71: GP: 50 W: 38 L: 7 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.55 SO: 6 SV%: 0.908
-playoffs GP: 9 W: 4 L: 5 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.79 SO: 0 SV%: 0.910
S72: GP: 55 W: 39 L: 15 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.41 SO: 2 SV%: 0.895
-playoffs GP: 21 W: 13 L: 7 OTL: 1 GAA: 3.43 SO: 1 SV%: 0.909
S73: GP: 54 W: 41 L: 10 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.59 SO: 7 SV%: 0.918
-playoffs GP: 17 W: 10 L: 7 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.87 SO: 1 SV%: 0.914
S74: GP: 48 W: 27 L: 16 OTL: 3 GAA: 3.42 SO: 2 SV%: 0.900
-playoffs GP: 24 W: 16 L: 6 OTL: 2 GAA: 3.08 SO: 1 SV%: 0.913
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Awards/Nominations/Honours (SMJHL):
S59 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy - Best Rookie(nominated)
S59 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
S59 All-Rookie Team
S60 All-Star Team West
S60 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
WJC S60 Peter Larson Award - Best Goalie(Won)
S61 All-Star Team Pacific
S61 Four Star Cup
S61 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
S61 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP(Won)
S61 All-Star First Team
WJC S61 Peter Larson Award - Best Goalie(Won)
WJC S61 Bronze Medal
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Awards/Nominations/Honours (SHL):
S62 Ryan Jesster award - Best Rookie(nominated)
S62 SHL All-Rookie Team
S63 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(nominated)
S65 President's Trophy - Regular Season Champions(LAP)
S65 Challenge Cup Champion (LAP)
S65 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S69 SHL All-Star Team East
S69 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S70 SHL All-Star Team East
S70 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S70 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S70 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S70 IIHF Gold Medal (Germany)
S71 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S71 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S72 SHL All-Star Team East
S72 IIHF Best Goalie(Nominated)
S72 IIHF Gold Medal (Germany)
S73 SHL All-Star Team East
S73 SHL First All-Star Team
S73 Mike Honcho Trophy(Least Goals Allowed)
S73 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(Won)
S73 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S74 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S74 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Nominated)
S75 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S77 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S77 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
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Hockey Prompt
I just want to start off saying, this is a great PT so thank you. I think we're starting to see more and more creativity in the sport of hockey as these younger players begin to grace the NHL with extremely ridiculous God-given talent. I think what we've seen from Svechnikov in Carolina, Zegras with Anaheim and just overall what these young guns are able to do like Cale Makar, Cole Caufield and Kirill Kaprizov is astounding. How they are so young but able to be productive at such a young age and manage to also find the spotlight on highlight reels. I think it's amazing for the sport of hockey overall. To all the young kids watching, sparking that passion and creativity will go a long way in the mind of a 12 year old. I think there's always room for more creativity in sports in general - just look at baseball. A sport that is in dire need to be brought into the new century where as hockey has done that by boys who can't even purchase an alcoholic beverage. I hear/see people like Tortorella saying there's no room in the game for this kind of stuff. Hockey is one of the fastest growing sports in the last few years - if we want it to keep growing we should support creativity in the game and encourage it as much as possible..before we end up like the MLB.
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Beau Kavanagh | Goaltender | Great Falls Grizzlies
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BIRTHPLACE: Kilkenny, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 29
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
Cillian Kavanagh | Goaltender | Texa s Renegades | S51-S70
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BIRTHPLACE: Limerick, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 30
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
PEAK TPE: 2084
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
KEL S51: GP: 5, W: 1, L: 2, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .840, GAA: 4.30
KEL S52: GP 20, W: 8, L: 8, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .897, GAA: 2.97
KEL S53: GP: 44, W: 27, L: 14, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .906, GAA: 2.43
KEL S54: GP: 39, W: 22, L: 11, OTL: 6, SAVE %: .915, GAA: 2.14
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SHL Career Regular Season Statistics
SFP S55: GP: 50, W: 15, L: 32, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .901, GAA: 4.06
SFP S56: GP: 32, W: 4, L: 22, OTL: 1, SAVE %: 9.16, GAA: 4.79
TEX S57: GP: 37, W: 23, L: 13, OTL: 0, SAVE %: 9.26, GAA: 2.36
TEX S58: GP: 37, W: 30, L: 6, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.17
TEX S59: GP: 42, W: 30, L: 10, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .923, GAA: 2.16
TEX S60: GP: 54, W: 32, L: 19, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.57
TEX S61: GP: 54, W: 39, L: 14, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.56
TEX S62: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 10, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.36
TEX S63: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 14, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .924, GAA: 1.92
TEX S64: GP: 54, W: 35, L: 12, OTL: 7, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.64
TEX S65: GP: 58, W: 16, L: 34, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 3.94
TEX S66: GP: 53, W: 17, L: 30, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .900, GAA: 3.92
TEX S67: GP: 54, W: 11, L: 37, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.62
TEX S68: GP: 49, W: 11, L: 35, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.87
TEX S69: GP: 29, W: 6, L: 14, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .892, GAA: 4.54
TEX S70: GP: 26, W: 9, L: 8, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .916, GAA: 4.71
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Transactions
S51 - Signed by the Kelowna Knights for $3M ($2M HO Bonus)
S52 - Drafted 22nd Overall by the San Francisco Pride in the SHL Entry Draft
S52 - Signed 1 Year, $2.5M with the San Francisco Pride
S53 - Signed 2 Year $4M (S55 $2M) with the San Francisco Pride
S57 - Signed 3 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S60 - Signed 3 Year, $6M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S63 - Signed 1 Year, $6M with the Texas Renegades
S64 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S66 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S68 - Signed 1 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S69 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S70 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Honors
S51 - Silver Medal at the WJC as Team Sweden's Starting Goaltender
S53 - Finalist for Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - Recipient of Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - All-SMJHL Team (1st Team)
S57 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
S59 - SHL Western Conference All-Star Team Participant
S59 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Norway
S59 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S59 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S59 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S59 - SHL 3rd Team All-Star Participant
S60 - SHL All-Star Participant
S60 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S61 - IIHF Best Goaltender, Team Norway
S62 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S62 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S63 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S63 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S63 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
Charlie Conway | Center | Colorado Mammoths | S26-S30
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BIRTHPLACE: St. Paul, Minnesota
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 200 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 96
PLAYER TYPE: Playmaker
POSITION: Center
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Awards & Honors
S25 - Drafted 4th Round, 32nd Overall by the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Named Assistant Captain of the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Colorado Mammoths, Four Star Cup Champions
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S31 Eduard Selich || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 | -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 | -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 | +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 | +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 | +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 | -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 | +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 | +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 | +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 | -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 | +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 | +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 | +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland
S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | 1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 | 8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 | 2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:
3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)
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Hockey Prompt:
Trick plays are allowed by the rules of the game, but, due to the current nature of the game, and the culture surrounding the game, it would be hard to pull off anything like Trevor Zegras or Andrei Svechnikov did. The game relies on speed, and less on grit and strength, which means you have little to no time to pull off any move such as the "Michigan". You require the mental grit to be able to do this on a national stage, but you have to be always prepared for naysayers always nagging about how it’s not good for the game to put some creative spin. This is the problem that the sport currently faces, people refusing to adapt to the modern game, where it’s more skill based rather than grit based. Goals like the Michigan are good for the sport, and I think they should stay in the league and hopefully implemented in the league soon.
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If you don't want to get wacky, then I have a question for you about the actual game of hockey. Do trick plays have a place in the sport?
Do trick plays have a place in the sport of hockey? That is a very tough question to answer. It isn't as easy for a hockey player to disguise or hide the puck in Hockey as easy as it is for a football player in the NFL. In fact, I'm pretty sure if a trick play involved hiding the puck, the play would be called dead because the ref's lost sight of the puck. I think there's even a rule in the book stating as such. In normal gameplay it is probably best left to be as efficient on the play as possible. As Herb Brooks once said "flow, vision, creativity" helps get the puck from stick, to net. The main caveat to that is, now if you have an excellent puckhandler on a breakway and they are able to do some sort of "magic", triple-deke excluded, that would be as far as I would extend the graciousness of a trick play. In a more relaxed exhibition, like a skills competition or all-star game. Sure, I think that would be a great place to try and pull off a trick play because at that point its all about entertainment for the fans as opposed to picking up points for the season.
Hockey is a beautiful sport, it really is. The fast paced, high energy, big hits, and awe inspiring goals are all major draws. However what is this sport lacking? How can such an entertaining sport be missing anything? Well let me make one quick detour. Have we all seen Harry Potter? Ill assume that the answer is "Yes". So I will point to the game Quidditch. It really is 2 games in one. You have the soccer/hockey type game going on as the main game, in which players are trying to score points by throwing a ball through a hoop. But then you also have the secondary game going on between the seekers trying to catch the snitch. Both games are important to the overall game. So this is kind of what im proposing. 2 games going simultaneously. The hockey game we all know and love that is being played while a figure skater on each team is attempting triple axels and perfect spins. It would add some extra graceful elements to the game.
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Jeff Goldblum || Maine Timber || D || S73 ||
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Sean Gatez || Calgary Dragons || D || S57 ||
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 220LBS
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Timber Alexander Roach Award (Timber MVP) S59
Timber Dominic Montgomery Award(Best Defenseman) S59
Timber Captain S58 S59
Timber Alternate Captain S57
Timber Dash-Sondergard Award (Best Rookie S57
S56 WJC Silver Medal
S65 Challenge Cup
S69 Bojo Biscuit Award
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S56 SMJHL Draft 18OA Maine Timber
S57 SHL Draft 3OA LA Panthers
S66 Trade to Manhattan
S70 Trade to Hammilton
S70 Trade to Edmonton
S70 Trade to Calgary
Creative Prompt
After moving up to the SHL level, Adelie realized just how dull modern hockey seemed to be. Things were much more fun when he was down in the juniors and was allowed to do whatever he wanted. You see, Pengu is a defensive player, but while in Nevada he was allowed to do things a bit more free form and so the legend of Slappers from the Blue Line began. This is what Adelie would describe to the committee as his signature move that should become routine in the league. You see, you receive the puck on defense and you just shoot it away. It doesn't matter from where, but the closer to the blue line the better. Just slap it away and watch it soar and every now and then it will hit net. This should be the new style off offense. Never leave your side of the ice, only slap from the blue line. Would make things much more fun.
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Prompt 2
I think the main reason we don't see many, if any, plays like that in the NHL is because the league is deep rooted in it's own culture and sorely needs a face lift. It's often reiterated in the media, there's a big focus on "grinding out wins" and you gotta "battle for the win". This becomes even more common place in the playoffs where the refs effectively just step aside and let the players decide their fate. Players like Zegras and Svechnikov, and plays like the one in the linked video, are a breath of fresh air the league sorely needs, but unfortunately a bunch of stuffy old heads at the top and big name media personnel push it back down so it doesn't get fully absorbed. It's not all doom and gloom though. Over the last few seasons you can see the change is starting to take shape. The "Michigan" is the highlight of the year and is widely praised. High talent players like McDavid are putting on a clinic each night, showing that grit doesn't always win. On the flip side skilled players with grit are now a premium (Tkachuk's).
Nikolaus Scholz || GM || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired
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Name: Nikolaus Scholz
Birthplace: Neumünster, GER
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Season Statistics:
S33 EDM [SHL]: 30-16-4, 64 points (2nd) [Eliminated in QF]
S34 EDM [SHL]: 21-23-6, 48 points (7th) [DNQ]
S35 EDM [SHL]: 19-26-5, 41 points (6th) [DNQ]
S36 EDM [SHL]: 19-29-2, 40 points (6th) [DNQ]
S37 EDM [SHL]: 16-27-7, 39 points (6th) [DNQ]
S38 EDM [SHL]: 19-25-6, 44 points (6th) [DNQ]
S39 EDM [SHL]: 28-20-2, 58 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF]
S40 EDM [SHL]: 27-15-8, 62 points (4th) [Eliminated in QF]
S41 EDM [SHL]: 32-13-5, 69 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF]
S42 EDM [SHL]: 30-15-5, 65 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF]
S43 EDM [SHL]: 23-23-4, 50 points (6th) [DNQ]
S44 EDM [SHL]: 35-11-4, 74 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF]
S45 EDM [SHL]: 41-6-3, 85 points (1st) [Champions]
S46 EDM [SHL]: 24-21-5, 53 points (4th) [Eliminated in WC]
CAREER [SHL]: 364W, 270L, 66OTL
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Accolades:
S33 SHL - Named co-GM of Edmonton Blizzard
S33 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination
S35 SHL - Named GM of Edmonton Blizzard
S39 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S41 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination
S42 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination
S44 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner
S44 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner
S44 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination
S45 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner
S45 SHL - League Regular Season Points Record (85)
S45 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions
S45 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner
S45 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner
Nikolaus Scholz || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired || HOF
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Name: Nikolaus Scholz
Position: C || Player Type: Playmaker
Height: 6'4" || Weight: 218 lbs
Number: 19 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Neumünster, GER
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Season Statistics:
S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 52GP, 5G, 9A, 14P +4
S25 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5
S26 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 21A, 35P, -15
S27 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 33A, 47P, +4
S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 12A 19P, +15
S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 17A, 27P, +7
S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 18G, 22A, 40P, +4
S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 17A, 29P, -4
S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 24G, 26A, 50P, +21
S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 21G, 24A, 45P, -15
S34 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 33A, 46P, -6
S35 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 17G, 40A, 57P, -6
S36 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 38A, 49P, -2
S37 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 23G, 34A, 57P, -5
S38 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 19G, 31A, 50P, +7
S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 28A, 43P, -4
S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 27A, 43P, +6
S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 27A, 42P, +12
S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 17A, 24P, -5
S43 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 16A, 24P, -8
S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 15A, 28P, +1
S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 14A, 29P, +13
CAREER [SHL]: 1050GP, 302G, 508A, 810P, +15
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Playoff Statistics:
S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 5GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, +1 [WSF]
S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, -1 [CHAMPS]
S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 13GP, 6G, 3A, 9P, +0 [SF]
S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 15GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -5 [F]
S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, -3 [F]
S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 8G, 7A, 15P, +1 [SF]
S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +1 [QF]
S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 5A, 5P +2 [QF]
S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +2 [QF]
S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -5 [QF]
S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -9 [SF]
S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF]
S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 18GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +1 [CHAMPS]
CAREER [SHL]: 128GP, 36G, 46A, 82P, -15
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IIHF Statistics:
S26 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -1 [SILVER]
S27 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ]
S28 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +4 [QF]
S29 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -1 [DNQ]
S30 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, +1 [QF]
S31 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +1, [SILVER]
S32 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +6, [GOLD]
S33 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 5G, 8A, 13P, +7 [QF]
S34 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -2 [SILVER]
S35 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, +7 [QF]
S36 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +7 [GOLD]
S37 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 4G, 9A, 13P, -3 [SF]
S38 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -1 [SF]
S39 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 1G, 11A, 12P, +11 [QF]
S40 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 10A, 16P, +7 [BRONZE]
S41 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +5 [QF]
S42 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 4G, 1A, 5P, +0 [DNQ]
S43 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -4 [SF]
S44 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -3 [QF]
S45 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, -2 [SF]
CAREER [IIHF]: 229GP, 70G, 119A, 189P, +40
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Top 100 Appearances:
S27 - 91
S28 - 40
S29 - n/a
S30 - 97
S31 - 61
S32 - 47
S33 - 17
S34 - 28
S35 - 30
S36 - 24
S37 - 39
S38 - 13
S39 - 23
S40 - 33
S41 - 56
S42 - 73
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Transactions/Events:
S24 SMJHL - drafted 22nd overall (4th round) by Kelowna
S24 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Kelowna
S25 SHL - drafted 17th overall (2nd round) by Portland
S25 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with Portland
S27 SHL - named Portland captain
S28 SHL - signed 5yr/$20mil contract with Portland
S28 SHL - traded to Edmonton
S32 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee
S33 SHL - signed 3yr/$15mil contract with Edmonton
S35 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee
S36 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S37 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S38 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S39 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S40 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S41 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S42 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton
S43 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton
S44 SHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Edmonton
S45 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S45 SHL - Retired
S50 SHL - Inducted in to SHL Hall of Fame
S50 SHL - Inducted in to IIHF Hall of Fame
S56 SHL - Inducted in to Edmonton Blizzard Hall of Fame
Karlstraße Scholz || D || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired
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Name: Karlstraße Scholz
Position: D || Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Height: 6'2" || Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 65 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Echternach, Luxembourg
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Season Statistics:
S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 9G, 22A, 31P, +15
S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 10G, 18A, 28P, +0
S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 50GP, 13G, 24A, 37P, -25
S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 11A, 19P, +2
S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 19A, 29P, -7
S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 9G, 18A, 27P, +11
S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 27A, 37P, +18
S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5
S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 30A, 41P, +28
S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 31A, 41P, +5
S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 42A, 54P, +35
S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 26A, 42P, +11
S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 40A, 51P, +45
S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 32A, 49P, +36
S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 34A, 45P, +11
S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 9G, 33A, 42P, +26
S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 14G, 18A, 32P, -1
S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 8G, 24A, 32P, -12
S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 17A, 28P, -29
S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 6G, 20A, 26P, -8
S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 29A, 46P, -30
CAREER [SMJHL]: 150GP, 32G, 64A, 96P, -10
CAREER [SHL]: 1044GP, 200G, 467A, 667P, +136
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Playoff Statistics:
S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +0 [QF]
S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 18GP, 4G, 8A, 12P, -2 [F]
S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -3 [QF]
S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 5GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, -5 [QF]
S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 23GP, 1G, 9A, 10P, -1 [CHAMPS]
S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, +1 [QF]
S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 3G, 6A, 9P, -5 [F]
S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +0 [QF]
S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +2 [F]
S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -5 [QF]
S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF]
S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 19GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +17 [SF]
S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -2 [QF]
S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 12GP, 2G, 10A, 12P, +5 [QF]
S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +7 [QF]
S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -5 [QF]
S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 14GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +0 [CF]
S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -2 [QF]
S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -5 [QF]
S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1 [QF]
S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -4 [QF]
CAREER [SMJHL]: 26GP, 6G, 11A, 17P, -5
CAREER [SHL]: 175GP, 24G, 70A, 94P, -2
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IIHF Statistics:
S44 World [WJC]: 15GP, 2G, 6A, 8P, -8 [QF]
S45 World [WJC]: 20GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, +3 [GOLD]
S46 World [WJC]: 30GP, 7G, 8A, 15P, +3 [SILVER]
S46 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +10 [DNQ]
S47 World [WJC]: 28GP, 5G, 12A, 17P, +3 [QF]
S47 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 5A, 5P, +6 [QF]
S48 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, +3 [QF]
S49 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, -8 [QF]
S50 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +0 [QF]
S51 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 6A, 6P, -1 [DNQ]
S52 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ]
S53 Norway [IIHF]: 11GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [QF]
S54 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 8A, 11P, -5 [DNQ]
S55 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +4 [DNQ]
S56 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -3 [DNQ]
S57 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 9A, 11P, +8 [QF]
S58 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 4A, 10P, -2 [DNQ]
S59 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 3G, 9A, 12P, +6 [BRONZE]
S60 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 5A, 8P, +7 [QF]
S61 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +3 [QF]
S62 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +2 [DNQ]
S63 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [DNQ]
S64 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -2 [DNQ]
S65 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -3 [BRONZE]
CAREER [WJC]: 93GP, 21G, 32A, 53P, +1
CAREER [IIHF]: 250GP, 30G, 94A, 124P, +28
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Transactions/Events:
S45 SMJHL - drafted 2nd overall (1st round) by Kelowna
S45 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Kelowna
S45 SMJHL - named alternate captain of Kelowna
S46 SHL - drafted 112th overall (7th round) by Edmonton
S46 SHL - signed 3yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton
S47 SMJHL - traded to Lethbridge Lions
S47 SMJHL - Quilha Agante Award Nominee
S48 SHL - All-Rookie Team
S49 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton
S49 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions
S50 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.5mil contract with Edmonton
S51 SHL - signed 3yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton
S53 SHL - 2nd Team All-Star
S53 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Nominee
S54 SHL - signed 1yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton
S55 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil HTD contract with Edmonton
S55 SHL - 1st Team All-Star
S55 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Winner
S55 SHL - Bojo Biscuit Award Nominee
S56 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton
S56 SHL - 3rd Team All-Star
S57 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton
S58 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.0mil contract with Edmonton
S59 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton
S60 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton
S61 SHL - signed 1yr/$7.0mil contract with Edmonton
S62 SHL - signed 2yr/$10.0mil contract with Edmonton
S64 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton
S65 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton
S65 IIHF - Bronze Medal Winner
Oskar Scholz || LW || San Francisco Pride || 2k+ TPE peak
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Name: Oskar Scholz
Position: LW || Player Type: Power Forward
Height: 6'4" || Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 9 || Shoots: Left
Birthplace: Mannheim, Germany
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Season Statistics:
S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 16G, 16A, 32P, -14, 100H
S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 25G, 28A, 53P, -5, 115H
S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 22G, 32A, 54P, -50, 117H
S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 32G, 52A, 84P, -16, 207H
S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 22G, 43A, 65P, -6, 111H
S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 25G, 49A, 74P, -36, 112H
S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 62A, 95P, +24, 128H
S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 21G, 45A, 66P, -28, 81H
S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 52G, 65A, 117P, +42, 148H
S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 36G, 60A, 96P, +22, 149H
S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 52A, 85P, +30, 130H
CAREER [SMJHL]: 264GP, 95G, 128A, 223P, -85, 539H
CAREER [SHL]: 462GP, 222G, 376A, 598P, +48, 859H
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Playoff Statistics:
S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 10GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, -5, 22H [R1]
S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 9GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -8, 12H [R1]
S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -8, 8H [R1]
S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 1G, 3A, 4P, -3, 8H [R1]
S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 6GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +3, 10H [R1]
S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -6, 8H [R1]
S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 17GP, 12G, 14A, 26P, +11, 20H [R3]
S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -9, 7H [R1]
S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 21GP, 8G, 21A, 29P, +5, 51H [CHAMPS]
S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 18GP, 11G, 16A, 27P, +8, 29H [R3]
S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 13GP, 9G, 10A, 19P, -4, 35H [R2]
CAREER [SMJHL]: 31GP, 4G, 11A, 15P, -24, 50H
CAREER [SHL]: 83GP, 47G, 69A, 116P, +8, 159H
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IIHF Statistics:
S68 DCH [WJC]: 15GP, 3G, 10A, 13P, +7, 16H [GOLD]
S69 DCH [WJC]: 13GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +2, 16H [QF]
S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +0, 23H [DNQ]
S70 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 0G, 1A, 1P, -3, 19H [GOLD]
S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -12, 16H [DNQ]
S71 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1, 16H [QF]
S72 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, +5, 17H [GOLD]
S73 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, +2, 14H [QF]
S74 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 9G, 4A, 13P, +11, 26H [QF]
S75 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 6A, 12P, -4, 22H [GOLD]
S76 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +0, 12H [DNQ]
S77 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +5, 15H [ ]
S78 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, -3, 16H [ ]
CAREER [WJC]: 52GP, 11G, 23A, 34P, -3, 74H
CAREER [IIHF]: 121GP, 37G, 43A, 80P, +16, 157H
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Transactions/Events:
S68 SMJHL - drafted 5th overall (1st round) by Anchorage
S68 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Anchorage
S68 WJC - recipient of Gold Medal
S69 SHL - drafted 4th overall (1st round) by San Francisco
S69 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with San Francisco
S69 SMJHL - recipient of Anchorage Armada MVP award
S70 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with San Francisco
S70 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S72 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S73 SHL - signed 2yr/$8mil contract with San Francisco
S74 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient
S75 SHL - signed 3yr/$12mil HTD contract with San Francisco
S76 SHL - Challenge Cup Champion!
S76 SHL - 1st All-Star Team Appearance
S76 SHL - Aiden Richan Trophy Winner
S76 SHL - Sarmad Khan Trophy Nominee
S77 SHL - 3rd All-Star Team Appearance
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I'm on team "skill it up". I love the lacrosse goals, the flips over the net, running 3 defensemen in 3 on 3 OT because they're your best players? Hell yeah give it to me. I've seen players head pucks like a soccer player to make a play. We've seen players headbutt a puck into the net (that's not a legal fashion but it should be). I don't think there is a lack of creativity in the league when it comes to the players, but coaches have to be some of the most vanilla people that can be found near frozen water. I'd love to see an actual working flying V, or a 16 pass calculated mess that leaves the other team wondering if the linesmen just threw the puck in the net off the faceoff. Goaltenders and defenders are getting too good to not try and put their brain into sleep mode with some good ol' trickery
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Trick plays aren't a part of hockey for a couple of reasons. One, coaching stifles any type of unnecessary creativeness. They look at the play as not worth the risk if it doesn't go as planned. Another one is the unwritten rules of the game, such as no hot-dogging and not showing up your opponent. In relation to that, players know if they try something that comes off as disrespectful, they're going to get a cheap shot by the opposition and nothing will be done to mitigate that.
To me, the whole idea that it's disrespectful is honestly BS. The goal is to score goals and win games. If you can execute a trick play to get you closer to that goal, it should be fair game. I don't understand throttling skill and creativeness. I don't understand having to worry about your opponents feelings when playing the game. Why is scoring a normal goal better than a fancy one? If you don't like it, stop it. I think it's ridiculous that it's more acceptable to run a player and injure them than it is to just score a nice goal. Hockey needs to get out of the old days at a certain point.
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Guy Incognito - D - #24
Texas Renegades
Season 79
38-11-0
Regular Season - [G 8] [A 17] [Pts 25] [+/- +3] [PIM 32] [Hits 54] [SB 110]
Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1598 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
S77|Renegades|[G 4] [A 17] [Pts 21] [+/- +26] [PIM 28] [Hits 43] [SB 179]
S78|Renegades|[G 6] [A 31] [Pts 37] [+/- +39] [PIM 42] [Hits 66] [SB 128]
Career|[G 17] [A 61] [Pts 78] [+/- +92] [PIM 106] [Hits 146] [SB 432]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
S77|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +7] [PIM 2] [Hits 14] [SB 57]
S78|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +4] [PIM 4] [Hits 15] [SB 43]
Career|[G 4] [A 12] [Pts 16] [+/- +9] [PIM 8] [Hits 33] [SB 127]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S77|Renegades|44-18-4 - 92pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S78|Renegades|48-15-3 - 99pts (Western Conference Finals)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Won 2 IIHF Medals (2 Gold)
Peak TPE count: 1598
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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ZootTX Fantasy League Manager
Posting Freak
Generic Coach: We need something that is a guaranteed scoring method. Tell me what you got?
Agent Tesla: Buckle up because we are about to go on a ride. The key is to modify the skates of the centers and forwards then have them skate in perfect unison to draw the following symbols.
Agent Tesla paused here to bring out a flip chart detailing a number of occult symbols.
Agent Tesla: What makes this such an effective trick play is we can switch up which combination of symbols we use for a variety of different effects using the ice as a catalyst for the spell. Do we want to freeze the opponents in place then combine symbols I, C, and E. What if we want to have them drop everything with a desire to go become farmers then you simply combine symbols H, O, and E. Now if you are paying attention you will notice that I did my best to simplify the spellcasting system here so that anyone can reasonably draw up a new spell with just a little bit of work. Almost forgot my favorite go with D, O, and G to get them disqualified under the Air Bud rule.
Generic Coach: Brilliant!
Dave Heinrich: Sorry to interrupt here, but after Tesla signed me up for the sport they added an Eldritch Abomination clause to one of the rules that I think this would violate to the point of potentially getting our team banned from competition.
Agent Tesla: That was smart of them to do. Respect where it is due.