Originally posted by Spangle@Jan 4 2015, 03:54 PM
FUCKING HELL YOUTUBE.

Well, at least nobody will think I rigged.



So

1.
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3.
4.

Unchanged. *yawn*

Congrats all the teams, I hope you land who you want!

Will Nuck      ||      RD    ||       

Name: Will Nuck
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 48
TPE: 166

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SMJHL Career Statistics


Brock Nuck    ||   RW   ||   Retired

Name: Brock Nuck
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 260 lbs
Number: 46
TPE: 1068

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SMJHL Career Statistics
S43 GP ,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/-  ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts



Bubba Nuck    ||   D   ||    Retired

Name: Bubba Nuck
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 48
TPE: 1889

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SMJHL Career Statistics
S21 GP: 40,   G: 7,    A: 8,    P: 15,   +/-: -5,    HIT: 67,   SB: 2,  PIM: 32,   FO%: 49.51,    GW: 0
S22 GP 40,   G 23,   A 25,    P 48,   +/- 25,    HIT 77,   SB 10,  PIM 32,   FO% 55.44,   GW 6

SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S21 GP 10,  G 2,  A 2,  P 4,  +/- -5,  HIT 11,  SB 2,  PIM 8,  FO% 52.36
S22 GP 8,  G 3,  A 7,  P 10,  +/- 1,  HIT 19,  SB 0,  PIM 10,  FO% 55.41

SHL Career Statistics
S23 GP 52,  G 3,  A 11,  P 14,  +/- 14,  HIT 88,  SB 63,  PIM 59, Tilts 1, AMG 22.22
S24 GP 52,  G 7,  A 15,  P 22,  +/- -3,  HIT 116,  SB 57,  PIM 77, Tilts 1, AMG 23.26
S25 GP 50,  G 7,  A 27,  P 34,  +/- 2,  HIT 154,  SB 65,  PIM 84, Tilts 2, AMG 23.70
S26 GP 50,  G 10,  A 27,  P 37,  +/-  -6,  HIT 133,  SB 71,  PIM 76, Tilts 4, AMG 25.54
S27 GP 50,  G 10,  A 21,  P 31,  +/-  -8,  HIT 164,  SB 9,  PIM 80, Tilts 2, AMG 20.93 FO%: 52.48
S28 GP 50,  G 6,  A 15,  P 21,  +/-  -23,  HIT 122,  SB 10,  PIM 25, Tilts 1, AMG 20.97 FO%: 51.79
S29 GP 50,  G 10,  A 23,  P 33,  +/- 14,  HIT 86,  SB 61,  PIM 47, Tilts 1, AMG 22.58
S30 GP 50,  G 14,  A  47,  P 61,  +/- 35,  HIT 216,  SB 56,  PIM 103, Tilts 1 , AMG 27.81
S31 GP 50,  G 7,  A 17,  P 24,  +/- 17,  HIT 179,  SB 84,  PIM 88, Tilts 0, AMG 23.71
S32 GP 50,  G 4,  A 21,  P 25,  +/- -1,  HIT 147,  SB 60,  PIM 90, Tilts 0, AMG 24.07
S33 GP 50,  G 6,  A 33,  P 39,  +/- 19,  HIT 158,  SB 70,  PIM 94, Tilts 0, AMG 27.71
S34 GP 50,  G 11,  A 42,  P 53,  +/- 7,  HIT 105,  SB 81,  PIM 80, Tilts 0, AMG 28.48
S35 GP 50,  G 13,  A 25,  P 38,  +/- 22,  HIT 127,  SB 63,  PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 28.03
S36 GP 50,  G 9,  A 39,  P 48,  +/- 12,  HIT 163,  SB 105,  PIM 63, Tilts 1, AMG 28.00
S37 GP 50,  G 6,  A 30,  P 36,  +/- -1,  HIT 133,  SB 73,  PIM 78, Tilts 2, AMG 25.48
S38 GP 50,  G 10,  A 29,  P 39,  +/- +20,  HIT 115,  SB 74,  PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 22.72
S39 GP 50,  G 5,  A 20,  P 25,  +/--7,  HIT 41,  SB 61,  PIM 28, Tilts 0, AMG 22.17
S40 GP 50,  G 11,  A 27,  P 38,  +/- +6,  HIT 13,  SB 113,  PIM ,4 Tilts 0, AMG 25.13
S41 GP 50,  G 6,  A 13,  P 19,  +/- +9,  HIT 39,  SB ,  PIM 26, Tilts 0, AMG 17.26
S42 GP 50,  G 2,  A 17,  P 19,  +/- 0,  HIT 20,  SB 33,  PIM 6, Tilts 0, AMG 15.89

S GP 50,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/- ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts , AMG

SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S23 GP 07,  G 0,  A 00,  P 00,  +/- -3,  HIT 24,  SB 10,  PIM 08  Tilts 0,
S24 GP 18,  G 3,  A 05,  P 08,  +/-  1,  HIT 47,  SB 28,  PIM 35, Tilts 0,
S25 GP 05,  G 0,  A 02,  P 02,  +/- -4,  HIT 14,  SB 08,  PIM 10, Tilts 0,
S26 GP 15,  G 3,  A 12,  P 15,  +/-  0,  HIT 34,  SB 27,  PIM 14, Tilts 0,  
S27 MISSED
S28 GP 07,  G 2,  A 04,  P 06,  +/-  0,  HIT 12,  SB 01,  PIM 05  Tilts 1
S29 GP 19,  G 6,  A 11,  P 17,  +/- 17, HIT 40,  SB 16,  PIM 22, Tilts 0
S30 GP 12,  G 1,  A 07,  P 08,  +/-  2,  HIT 47,  SB 13,  PIM 20, Tilts 0
S31 GP 06,  G 0,  A 03,  P 06,  +/-  0,  HIT 16,  SB 07,  PIM 14, Tilts 0
S32 GP 16,  G 3,  A 08,  P 11,  +/-  8,  HIT 43,  SB 15,  PIM 20, Tilts 0
S33 GP 16,  G 3,  A 08,  P 11,  +/-  5,  HIT 50,  SB 17,  PIM 38, Tilts 0
S34 MISSED
S35 GP 13,  G 2,  A 09,  P 11,  +/-  8,  HIT 22,  SB 28,  PIM 14, Tilts 0
S36 MISSED
S37 MISSED
S38 GP 20,  G 2,  A 14,  P 16,  +/-  -1,  HIT 52,  SB 39,  PIM 32, Tilts 0
S39 MISSED
S40 MISSED
S41 GP 7,  G 2,  A 3,  P 5,  +/-  -1,  HIT 8,  SB 9,  PIM 0, Tilts 0
S42 MISSED

S GP ,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/-  ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts

SHL Top 100  Results
S24-98, S26-59, S28-51, S29-74, S30-63, S31-3, S32-40
S33-69, S34-73, S35-14, S36-10, S37-4, S38-14, S39-20
S40-87, S41-41. S42-88

Transactions:
6th overall pick S21 SMJHL Draft Detroit Falcons
4th overall pick S22 SHL Draft Hamilton Sreelhawks
S26 Traded to New England / reverted to Center from Defense
S29 Traded to Seattle
Traded to Calgary / reverted to Defense from Center
S36 Signed for $16,000,000 Traded to Manhattan for S38 3rd*
S41 Traded to Edmonton
S42 Signed for $3,000,000 as an inactive, by Seattle
S43 UFA

Personal Awards:

S21 Kevin Lebacon Award – Awarded to the player judged
to have exhibited the best type of leadership and sportsmanship
S21 Esa Anrikkanen Award – Awarded to the rookie who displayed the
hardest work ethic and earned the most tpe over the course of the season.
S22 First SHL goal on first SHL shot with only 30 seconds of ice time, 3 minutes total on the year.
S22 Sergey Kovalenko Award - Awarded to the player judged
to be most valuable to the team offensively.
S30 Aidan Richand Trophy (Breakout Star)
S30 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
S30 Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players)
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP)
S30 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary "
S31 Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs) Tied Dean Colt
S34 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary "
S34 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
S36 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman

Team Awards

S24 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks
S26 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks
S29 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons
S32 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons
S38 Challenge Cup Champions, Manhattan Rage

S26 IIHF Silver Medalist
S31 IIHF Silver
S32 IIHF Gold
S34 IIHF Silver
S36 IIHF Gold
S40 IIHF Bronze

Records

S22 4th All Time SMJHL +/- 25
S22 3rd All Time SMJHL Power-Play Goals in a Season 25
S30 5th all time +/- 35
S30 Tied 2nd all time, most assists in a season 47
S43 25th All Time Scoring Leader 672pts.
S43 3rd All Time Defense Scoring Leader 672 pt's.
S42 9th All Time PIM Leader
S38 1st Active Player to receive 5 Challenge Cup's, 2nd in history
S38 Cup as GM
S43 3rd Defenseman On Argbar's Made up List
S41 11th 319 All Time Hits
S42 2nd 1322 All Time Shot Blocks
S43 10th Career Fantasy Points Bubba Nuck - 5025
Only 10 players in the history of the SHL reached 5k Fantasy points in their career.
S40 Tied for 3rd, Most SB in a season 113






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Originally posted by Boomcheck@Jan 4 2015, 07:03 PM
yeyeyeyeyeyeye.

Finally.

First overall.

I know who i'd pick but i'm not the GM.

WELCOME TO MINNY PENTECOST!

Why would u want a guy whose been inactive for a month? Lol

West Kendall

Rahotep Tutankhamun Right Wing
The Greatest Name Of All

Thats a bold move Cotton, lets see how it plays out

Konrad Danke / C / 340 TPE / Texas / Maine / Czech
S54 Draft Class // Czech Republic


John Heimer-Schmidt // Former Whaler GM // Retired
The Greatest Shitstirrer of All Time


thanks @suavemente !

Yay

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Originally posted by Iamyourdestiny@Jan 4 2015, 04:07 PM


Why would u want a guy whose been inactive for a month? Lol

He's on STL, he'll be back.







imadeabadjoke

Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)



Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player

Originally posted by Iamyourdestiny@Jan 4 2015, 07:07 PM


Why would u want a guy whose been inactive for a month? Lol

That was sarcasm. Me thinks.

Thanks Jove for my sig

Originally posted by Spangle@Jan 4 2015, 07:02 PM


Ya, but Edmonton can't move up to 3. They can only move up to 1. New lottery rules. #lame

oic

GoB's Writing Thread

We're #1, we're #1!

(Thanks to Tweedle, Dion.OvOxO., & Kylrad)

Padraig Sarantez Player Page || Croí folláin agus gob fliuch!

Pedro Sarantez Player Page || Croí folláin agus gob fliuch!

Hall of Famer

Ireland OG

Originally posted by Nike@Jan 4 2015, 07:09 PM


That was sarcasm. Me thinks.

With Boomcheck u never know

West Kendall

Rahotep Tutankhamun Right Wing
The Greatest Name Of All

Congrats Minny

Former
SHL Head Commissioner S12ish-S27ish
GM S8 & S9 (Won cups both years)
2x GM Of The Year
5 Time Cup Winner
League MVP

Past Players
D - Aidan Richan - (S5 11th Overall)
C - Chico Salmon - (S17 1st overall)  

Current Player
D - Chico Smeb (S46)
SMJHL - Drafted 65th Overall by
SHL - Drafted 23rd Overall by

Sullivan-White
Garbonzo-Myers

Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)



Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player

:-?

May the harvest be with you, young spud.

Jedi could have 1 TPE and still improve any team

Jackson Rogers-Tanaka || RETIRED || #17 || Hall of Fame
ジャクソンロジャースタナカ
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Name: Jackson Rogers-Tanaka
Age: 28
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 243 lbs
Birthplace: Kadena Air Base, Okinawa, Japan
Place of Residence: Oslo, Norway and Edmonton, AB, Canada
<OPTION>Number: 17[/pbl]
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<OPTION>[REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS][/pbl]
S19 [KEL] GP:40 G:03 A:19 P:22 PIM:46 HIT:45 SB:27 P/M:-13    
S20 [KEL] GP:40 G:04 A:27 P:31 PIM:65 HIT:71 SB:48 P/M:-08
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S21 [EDM] GP:52 G:04 A:21 P:25 PIM:27 HIT:63 SB:47 P/M:+01
S22 [EDM] GP:52 G:11 A:20 P:31 PIM:53 HIT:99 SB:50 P/M:+06
S23 [EDM] GP:52 G:05 A:29 P:34 PIM:39 HIT:78 SB:71 P/M:+04
S24 [EDM] GP:52 G:05 A:27 P:32 PIM:41 HIT:79 SB:52 P/M:-10
S25 [EDM] GP:50 G:06 A:27 P:33 PIM:37 HIT:84 SB:58 P/M:+05
S26 [EDM] GP:50 G:05 A:27 P:32 PIM:78 HIT:78 SB:67 P/M:-01
S27 [EDM] GP:50 G:12 A:29 P:41 PIM:54 HIT:54 SB:66 P/M:+13
S28 [EDM] GP:50 G:15 A:32 P:47 PIM:02 HIT:17 SB:63 P/M:+07
S29 [EDM] GP:50 G:10 A:36 P:46 PIM:12 HIT:29 SB:64 P/M:+04
S30 [EDM] GP:50 G:15 A:36 P:51 PIM:22 HIT:46 SB:64 P/M:+09
S31 [EDM] GP:50 G:11 A:26 P:37 PIM:06 HIT:15 SB:71 P/M:+21
[[TOTAL]] GP:558 G:99 A:310 P:409 PIM:371 HIT:642 SB:673 P/M:+61
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[POST-SEASON STATISTICS]
S19 [KEL] GP:06 G:01 A:07 P:08 PIM:04 HIT:08 SB:05 P/M:-02
S20 [KEL] GP:17 G:01 A:16 P:17 PIM:36 HIT:36 SB:18 P/M:+06
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S21 [EDM] GP:07 G:01 A:02 P:03 PIM:06 HIT:05 SB:08 P/M:+03
S22 [EDM] GP:12 G:03 A:04 P:07 PIM:06 HIT:13 SB:07 P/M:+01
S23 [EDM] GP:20 G:03 A:13 P:16 PIM:30 HIT:26 SB:08 P/M:+02
<OPTION>S24 [EDM] N/A[/pbl]
S25 [EDM] GP:05 G:02 A:02 P:04 PIM:08 HIT:10 SB:04 P/M:-06
<OPTION>S26 [EDM] N/A[/pbl]
S27 [EDM] GP:06 G:00 A:03 P:03 PIM:04 HIT:07 SB:06 P/M:-05
S28 [EDM] GP:17 G:04 A:11 P:15 PIM:00 HIT:03 SB:24 P/M:+05
[[[TOTAL]]]  GP:67 G:13 A:35 P:48 PIM:54 HIT:64 SB:57 P/M:+00
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[AWARDS AND HONORS]
Appointed Alternate Captain for KEL S19
Selected to S19 SMJHL Super Series Rookie Team
S19 KEL Laurifer Winners (Best SMJHL Record)
S19 Trevor Smith Award Winner (KEL Playoff MVP)
Appointed Captain of KEL S20
S20 Miikka Granlund Award Winner (KEL Leadership Award)
S20 Ron Bolt Finalist (SMJHL Sportsmanship Award)
Named Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard in S23
S25 IIHF Best Defenseman
S27 SHL All-Star
S27 Stevens Award Nominee
Namesake for Most Dedicated Award (KEL Award)
Jersey Number 17 Honored by Kelowna Knights
S28 Challenge Cup Champion
S28 Sarmad Khan Nominee
S28 Stevens Award Nominee
S28 SHL All-Star
S29 Ranked T-9th in SHL's Top 100 Players
S29 SHL All-Star
S29 IIHF Silver Medalist (Norway)
S30 SHL All-Star
S31 Ranked 7th in SHL's Top 100 Players
S31 IIHF Bronze Medalist
Retired as Edmonton Career Assist Leader
Jersey Number 17 Retired by the Edmonton Blizzard
SHL Hall of Fame, Class of S38
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[TRANSACTIONS]
Drafted #19 Overall (4th Round) by Kelowna Knights in S19 SMJHL Draft
Signed 1-yr $2m contract with KEL
Drafted #16 Overall (2nd Round) by Edmonton Blizzard in S20 SHL draft
Signed 3-yr $10.5m entry contract with EDM (S20-S22)
Signed 3-yr $7.5m contract extension with EDM (S23-S25)
Signed 10-yr $21m contract extension with EDM (S26-S35)
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[GM]
S21 Laurifer Trophy [KEL]
S21 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S21 Mathias Chouinard Award [KEL]
S22 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S22 Mathias Chouinard Award [KEL]
S25 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S26 Four-Star Cup Runner-Up [KEL]
S27 President's Trophy [EDM]
S27 Lance Uppercut Award [EDM]
S28 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S28 Challenge Cup Champion [EDM]
S29 Joe McKeil Award [EDM]
S30 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S31 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S31 Lance Uppercut Award [EDM]


Hugo Grönroos || G || #49 || Newfoundland Berserkers
PogChamp
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Name: Hugo Grönroos
Age: 25
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 245 lbs
Birthplace: Mariehamn, Aland Islands, Finland
Place of Residence: Helsinki, Finland
Number: 49
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[REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS]
S56 [NL] GP:11 W:3 L:3 OTL:2 GAA:3.66 SO:1 SV%:87.8
S57 [NL] GP:51 W:19 L:26 OTL:5 GAA:3.17 SO:1 SV%:89.9
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[POST-SEASON STATISTICS]
S57 [NL] GP:5 W:4 L:1 OTL:0 GAA:2.01 SO:1 SV%:92.1
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[AWARDS AND HONORS]
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[TRANSACTIONS]
S56 - Signed 1-yr $4m contract as UDFA with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 - Drafted 30th Overall (2nd Round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
S57 - Signed 3-yr $10m contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

First ever Norwegian IIHF Goal!!

Code:

2. Team Norway , Jackson Rodgers-Tanaka 1 (Isabella Esparza-Osvaldson, Aleksander Andrezjeck) at 5:50

Special Thanks to Count Chocula for the Hugo G sig <3

Originally posted by Boomcheck@Jan 4 2015, 06:29 PM
Sullivan-White
Garbonzo-Myers

Banananov tbh

Originally posted by mpc@Jan 4 2015, 04:34 PM


Banananov tbh

There's a certain player i'd love on my wing.

Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)



Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player

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