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Cabbie's Journey To The Cup Wolfpack Edition
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Welcome everybody to the best program int he world. It's your boy Cabbie, as you all know it's playoff time in hockey and you know what that means. It's time to show you guys my journey to the cup as I interview several players and stars from each team in the playoffs. These guys are usually tense and in serious mode but I come in and make all that playoff atmosphere go away for at least 5 minutes. This is my ultimate journey that I share with you the people so enjoy. This is Cabbie's journey to the cup.

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So I was on twitter and so uhm I asked my tweepers if they had any questions for the New England Wolfpack. So the first one comes from Rick James. "Will you be growing a playoff beard?"

Chris McZ: Of Course, I Need this beard I love it

Dean Colt: I would, however I am one of those unlucky gentlemen whose ability to grow facial hair seems to be as productive as Jermaine Tennyson in a finals game. It comes in embarrassingly thin and would make me look like a child, so probably not the best way to intimidate anyone.

Carter O'Callahan: Well Rick, it's playoff time in Boston and the Pack are primed to make a deep playoff run, hopefully hoisting the Challenge Cup when it's all said and done, to answer your question, HELL YEAH I'll be growing a playoff beard!

Benjamin Reid: Tweepers always have the best questions, don't they? Well, Rick, the answer is a resounding "fuck yeah". It's time to let this five o'clock shadow show what it's really made of. I expect that I'll look like some 1300's rabbi by the end of this playoff run. Hell, if we win, I'm going to let it grow until we get around to the next playoffs just to show my confidence in the Wolfpack. If there's a way for me to make it epic without looking like ZZ Top, you know I'll do it the right way. Maybe I'll wax it into the shape of a zamboni

Who's got the best playoff beard on the team? Tennyson thinks he's got the best one is that a fact?

Chris McZ: I have the best my Looks like the Santa clause his beard!

Carter O'Callahan: Tennyson's playoff "beard" makes Crosby's rat 'stache that he rocks during the playoffs look like a mountain man beard. Aside from myself, I'd have to say that Kaspars Tsizling is rocking the best playoff beard on the Pack. Tsizling's beard isn't quite as thick as mine but he's still got a pretty mean one going on!

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Benjamin Reid: Tenny? With the best playoff beard? No way. I've got the best beard on the team, hands down. My beard makes Tenny's beard look like Crosby's 12-year-old 'stache. Weber's got a great beard too and we're having a little competition at the moment about what kind of crazy shit we can do to it while still having it technically be a beard and not 'art'.

Dean Colt: Hardly, the best one is easily Reid, it is as if it was cut from solid stone, rigid, perfectly formed and beautiful.

This one is one of my favorites. "How many girls do you pick up on the road?" Don't worry about your girl back home she won't even see this, trust me this is only going to be shown in Canada.

Benjamin Reid: Haha. Trying to get me in trouble, eh? I'm not one to kiss and tell, especially not anywhere between 100-150 times. That would just be disrespectful, wouldn't it? You know, this big strong baby face has a way of attracting all kinds of attention and it's only gotten worse since Season 20, that draft and the fact that Blake and I aka the Playboy Pair spend a lot of time out celebrating our wins. Get me some tequila and a guitar and it's game over. Sherrill plays a mean tambourine, too.

Chris McZ: 0, because if I have women then with style

Dean Colt: Well as long as you are certain no one will see it, I suppose I can spill the beans. I have two or three in each city, more in New England though, gotta keep things fresh.

Carter O'Callahan: Seeing as i don't have a girl back home, i have no issues answering this question truthfully, on the road following a big win or a tough loss, i will head out the the club and attempt to pick up as many chicks as possible, so the answer is simply, a lot!

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Wuuhere are you in terms of ranks on the team? Like who gets the most chicks? Like are you a 5? Maybe a 7 even?

Carter O'Callahan: I am one of the guys on the team who gets the most chicks, maybe not as much as Benjamin Reid or Blake Sherrill but definitely more than Tennyson who has trouble getting chicks and a bit more than the average guy on the team so I'd rank myself an 8.

Dean Colt: Probably number two, moving to number three soon. if you got ladyboners like Butch Buckley and Buster Killington joining your ranks it is going to seriously cut down on my quota

Benjamin Reid: Oooh that's a hard question for me to answer personally. People seem to like me and be drawn to me but I'm not sure how anyone would rank me. We're a pretty good looking bunch, I have to say. Outside of Tsizling's missing grill, we clean up nicely. I think for the Wolfpack it's more a matter of personality; who puts themselves out there for that kind of attention more than it is about attractiveness.

Chris McZ: 6

You've never drank from the cup before. Wuuhat type of uhm drink are you going to goggle down from it? Are you a champagne guy? Maybe just water. I remember one guy on I think the Texas team that drank water from it a few years back.

Carter O'Callahan: I am from Northern Ireland and my favourite drink of all time is Guinness beer, water?? really? like hell will i be drinking water from the cup, Guinness is my choice of drink that i will be chugging from the Challenge Cup!

Dean Colt: Moonshine, 190 proof. If you are going to do it, do it right.

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Benjamin Reid: You know, I love water but I get enough of that during my training and game time. I have a couple options and I think I may make them all. It's either going to be A Whiskey Smash or a Summer Brew. Here's the recipes:

Whiskey Smash:

7 mashed mint leaves
1/4 lemon, 1/4 lime (or 1/2 of each)
Simple Syrup
Your choice on amount of bourbon

Summer Brew:
30 rack of crappy beer
handle of vodka
3 frozen cans of limeade (up to 8 depending on your need for softening)

Mix it all together in a giant dispenser. It's so damn good. You can't even taste that it's boozy and it packs a real punch.


Being on a team means spending a lot of time with other people. Who's your lover on the team? Or who's got the biggest bromance?

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Dean Colt: My lover is probably Storm, he and I started chatting a lot when I was still Co-GM and he was taking a big interest in the locker room, kik, djplug, etc. Things that boost LR activity and allow us to stay in contact. Due to that and now that he is Co-GM, it's being done on a bigger scale so I talk to him a lot. Probably one of the most mature younger members this site has ever had.

Close second is Artemis (Marek Vyskoc) he is a Canadian boy like me, is totally team first, funny as hell and just a really good dude, everyone is really so this was hard to decide.

Biggest bromance was the Playboy Pair, Sherrill and Reid, but now that Sherrill is quiet these days it would be hard to determine as we all have homoerotic relationships with each other.

Chris McZ: Lover: Prettyburn and Bromance: Maccie

Benjamin Reid: Well there's no doubt that Blake and I have a long-standing bromance. We go back to childhood together and have played hockey together on the Whalers and on the Wolfpack. It's pretty intense. I think Wikstrom, Samsinov and Russell mix it up together once in a while too. And from what I hear, off the record, Dean Colt and Charlie Winchester has something that's more than magic. I'll occasionally see them chatting pretty closely in the corner and giggling. I'll have to get back to you with that though when I know a little bit more!

Carter O'Callahan: The teammate that i have the biggest bromance with on the Pack would have to be Kaspars Tsizling, his agent was the GM of the team way back in Season 14 and drafted me with the third overall pick, Kaspars play a mean and gritty game, just like how i like to play so we get along very well and have bonded ever since Kaspars became a member of the Pack.

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You're retiring after this season McZ and you know I'll miss what we have. I was hoping that we could maybe take it to the next level and start facetiming... Is that cool with you?

Chris McZ: I don't know what you mean with Facetiming, but if you means to Chat with a cam .... sorry I haven't a cam at my PC.

May God help you Mcz..


This tweet is for you. "What happened to Dean Colts hair?" I think Bigpoppa69 is referring to the top of your head. That bald spot to be exact. It used to be filled with lushes hair. Your answer?

Dean Colt: Our playoff hopes and dreams were riding on Jermaine Tennyson and you ask why I lost a lot of my hair...


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I'll be doing this for this years playoffs and get one done for each team. Guess this is just a taste of that it will be like.
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#3

Good shit my *****
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#4

Quote:Originally posted by easymoneysniper@Jun 18 2015, 02:36 PM
Good shit my *****


Don't get banned for this fam >:D<
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Quote:Originally posted by Leonidas@Jun 18 2015, 02:43 PM



Don't get banned for this fam&nbsp; >:D<

Thanks for mentioning it might just banned for it now lol
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#6

Didnt cabbie die during the hot or not series?

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Quote:Originally posted by Mook@Jun 18 2015, 01:51 PM
Didnt cabbie die during the hot or not series?

#StillAtTheStudio
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That was his twin Tongue
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