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Zamora has been a good mexican, laying low on the tequila and mowing and fertilizing my lawn once a week, he hasn't even been chased by border patrol for over a year! I give Eli a $2 million salary raise for this season. He's making $3 million this season now.
Is this legal?
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no contract restructures..?
sarmo
Quote: Originally posted by TACOLORDOFEVIL @Jan 4 2012, 06:31 PMno contract restructures..?
just a raise
Quote: Originally posted by habsfanfromontario @Jan 4 2012, 07:18 PMIs this legal?
Eli isn't. :ph34r:
LINUS GRIMSTAD | C | PROBABLY RETIRED? Age: 20 Birthplace: Tromsø, Norway Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 lbs. Number: 75 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAREER HISTORY Signed with the Carolina Kraken as an SMJHL free agent in S53 Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers in the S54 SHL Draft Signed a three-year, $9 million entry-level contract with the Los Angeles Panthers Named to the SMJHL All-Star team from the Eastern Conference in S54 and S55 Won the Four Star Cup with the Carolina Kraken in S54 Finished third in the voting for SMJHL MVP in S55 Named to the All-SMJHL First Team in S55 I went inactive after all of this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REGULAR SEASON STATS SMJHL S53 (CAR): 48 GP | 6 G | 6 A | 12 PTS | -5 SMJHL S54 (CAR): 50 GP | 13 G | 19 A | 32 PTS | +1 SMJHL S55 (CAR): 50 GP | 22 G | 32 A | 54 PTS | +35 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLAYOFF STATS SMJHL S53 (CAR): 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PT | -2 SMJHL S54 (CAR): 20 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 PT | 0 SMJHL S55 (CAR): 20 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 PT | 0
Quote: Originally posted by sarmo @Jan 4 2012, 04:34 PM
thats the same thing?
Andreas Kvalheim | LW | Toronto North Stars ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics S47 TEX||GP: 50|G: 11|A: 11|P: 22|+/-: 5|PIM: 30|SOG: 88|HIT: 57| SHL Career Statistics TBD ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics SHL Career Playoff Statistics TBD ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S44 MTL||GP: 50|G: 7|A: 11|P: 18|+/-: 0|PIM: 32|SOG: 75|HIT: 57| S45 MTL||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 13|PIM: 45|SOG: 120|HIT: 109| S46 MTL||GP: 50|G: 17|A: 14|P: 31|+/-: 1|PIM: 48|SOG: 130|HIT: 119| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S44 - Drafted 1st round, 3rd overall by the Montreal Militia S44 - Signed 1 year, $2M contract with the Montreal Militia S45 - Drafted 1st round, 2nd overall by the Texas Renegades S45 - Signed 3 year, $8M contract with the Texas Renegades S48 - Signed 3 year, $12M contract with the Texas Renegades S51 - Signed 4 year, $24M contract with the Texas Renegades S55 - Signed 4 year, $20M contract with the Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements: S45 - World Junior Championships Gold S46 - World Junior Championships Silver S50 - Jeff Dar Trophy S52 - SHL Third Team All-Star S54 - Jeff Dar Trophy S54 - SHL Third Team All-Star S55 - Jeff Dar Trophy S56 - Jeff Dar Trophy S59 - Challenge Cup S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal S62 - Challenge Cup S65 - IIHF Bronze Medal S66 - IIHF Bronze Medal S67 - IIHF Gold Medal S71 - IIHF Bronze Medal S72 - IIHF Silver Medal Kristian Eriksson | RW | Retired | Hall of Fame ------------------------------------------------------------ Height: 6'2" Weight: 203 lbs Number: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics S21 TOR||GP: 52|G: 14|A: 19|P: 33|+/-: 7|PIM: 43|Shots: 159|H: 86| S22 TOR||GP: 52|G: 17|A: 10|P: 27|+/-: -7|PIM: 38|Shots: 136|H: 99| S23 TOR||GP: 52|G: 20|A: 19|P: 39|+/-: -3|PIM: 62|Shots: 159|H: 101| S24 TOR||GP: 52|G: 19|A: 22|P: 41|+/-: -8|PIM: 91|Shots: 195|H: 129| S25 TOR||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 29|P: 50|+/-: 2|PIM: 52|Shots: 181|H: 157| S26 TOR||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 24|P: 37|+/-: -2|PIM: 77|Shots: 141|H: 144| S27 TOR||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 4|PIM: 69|Shots: 166|H: 119| S28 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 21|P: 45|+/-: 16|PIM: 43|Shots: 212|H: 108| S29 TOR||GP: 50|G: 20|A: 16|P: 36|+/-: -5|PIM: 52|Shots: 219|H: 153| S30 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 28|P: 52|+/-: 16|PIM: 54|Shots: 228|H: 212| S31 TOR||GP: 50|G: 27|A: 35|P: 62|+/-: 19|PIM: 58|Shots: 229|H: 167| S32 TOR||GP: 50|G: 23|A: 18|P: 41|+/-: -7|PIM: 44|Shots: 232|H: 212| S33 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 19|P: 43|+/-: 4|PIM: 53|Shots: 205|H: 213| S34 TOR||GP: 50|G: 25|A: 18|P: 43|+/-: 9|PIM: 65|Shots: 224|H: 187| S35 TOR||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 20|P: 36|+/-: -1|PIM: 32|Shots: 187|H: 92| S36 TOR||GP: 50|G: 20|A: 19|P: 39|+/-: -1|PIM: 4|Shots: 233|H: 18| S37 TOR||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 34|P: 55|+/-: 2|PIM: 24|Shots: 219|H: 66| S38 TOR||GP: 50|G: 27|A: 29|P: 56|+/-: -15|PIM: 5|Shots: 246|H: 32| S39 TOR||GP: 50|G: 31|A: 32|P: 63|+/-: 11|PIM: 4|Shots: 270|H: 12| S40 TOR||GP: 50|G: 26|A: 33|P: 59|+/-: 16|PIM: 4|Shots: 218|H: 12| S41 TOR||GP: 50|G: 19|A: 23|P: 42|+/-: -7|PIM: 6|Shots: 178|H: 35| S42 TOR||GP: 50|G: 18|A: 11|P: 29|+/-: -13|PIM: 12|Shots: 136|H: 38| S43 TOR||GP: 50|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: -20|PIM: 6|Shots: 117|H: 34| S44 TOR||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 16|P: 29|+/-: 17|PIM: 6|Shots: 107|H: 45| SHL Career Statistics GP: 1208|G: 489|A: 523|P: 1012|+/-: 34|PIM: 904|Shots: 4597|H: 2471| ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics S21 TOR||GP: 7|G: 3|A: 2|P: 5|+/-: 1|PIM: 0|Shots: 26|H: 15| S24 TOR||GP: 7|G: 3|A: 3|P: 6|+/-: 3|PIM: 21|Shots: 26|H: 16| S26 TOR||GP: 14|G: 4|A: 9|P: 13|+/-: 6|PIM: 24|Shots: 57|H: 60| S27 TOR||GP: 9|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: 0|PIM: 10|Shots: 29|H: 23| S28 TOR||GP: 5|G: 2|A: 0|P: 2|+/-: 4|PIM: 4|Shots: 25|H: 7| S29 TOR||GP: 11|G: 2|A: 5|P: 7|+/-: -1|PIM: 6|Shots: 41|H: 29| S31 TOR||GP: 12|G: 7|A: 5|P: 12|+/-: 3|PIM: 12|Shots: 63|H: 36| S33 TOR||GP: 11|G: 7|A: 10|P: 17|+/-: 5|PIM: 8|Shots: 54|H: 51| S34 TOR||GP: 7|G: 0|A: 5|P: 5|+/-: -5|PIM: 4|Shots: 33|H: 20| S35 TOR||GP: 17|G: 10|A: 10|P: 20|+/-: -3|PIM: 2|Shots: 82|H: 37| S36 TOR||GP: 6|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: 0|PIM: 0|Shots: 28|H: 5| S37 TOR||GP: 18|G: 3|A: 8|P: 11|+/-: -4|PIM: 8|Shots: 80|H: 27| S44 TOR||need to add SHL Career Playoff Statistics GP: 124|G: 45|A: 63|P: 108|+/-: 9|PIM: 99|Shots: 544|H: 326| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S19 KEL||GP: 40|G: 14|A: 12|P: 26|+/-: -4|PIMS: 6|Shots: 86|H: 21| S20 KEL||GP: 40|G: 13|A: 22|P: 35|+/-: 6|PIMS: 4|Shots: 140|H: 21| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics S19 KEL||GP: 6|G: 2|A: 1|P: 3|+/-: -2|PIMS: 0|Shots: 14|H: 1| S20 KEL||GP: 17|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: 6|PIMS: 4|Shots: 57|H: 5| ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S19 - Drafted 1st round, 6th overall by the Kelowna Knights S19 - Signed 1 year, $2M contract with Kelowna S20 - Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall by the Toronto North Stars S20 - Signed 3 year, $7.5M contract with Toronto S23 - Signed 4 year, $14M contract with Toronto S27 - Signed 5 year, $10M contract with Toronto S32 - Signed 4 year, $15M contract with Toronto S36 - Signed 3 year, $15M contract with Toronto S39 - Signed 2 year, $12M contract with Toronto S41 - Signed 2 year, $7M contract with Toronto ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements: S19 - Michael Astorino Award (Hardest Working Player - Kelowna Knights) S19 - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist S20 - John McBride Award (Playoff MVP - Kelowna Knights) S20 - Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Leading Scorer in the SMJHL Playoffs) S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal S24 - Named Captain of the Toronto North Stars S24 - All-Star Game Starter S25 - First Team All-Star S25 - Jeff Dar Trophy Finalist S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal S30 - Third Team All-Star S31 - First Team All-Star S31 - Jeff Dar Trophy Finalist S31 - Ron Mexico Trophy S35 - Challenge Cup S35 - Anton Razov Trophy S37 - Third Team All-Star S39 - First Team All-Star S39 - Jay McDonald Trophy S40 - First Team All-Star S44 - First player in SHL history to reach 1000 points S46 - Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame Raymond Lindsay | RW | Retired | Hall of Fame Height: 6'3" Weight: 207 lbs Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ NWJHL Career Statistics S2 ANA||GP: 30|G: 29|A: 24|P: 53|+/-: 12|PIMS: 34|Shots: 117|H: 45|SB: 8| ------------------------------------------------------------ NWJHL Playoff Statistics S2 ANA||GP: 7|G: 5|A: 5|P: 10|+/-: 1|PIMS: 20|Shots:20|H: 6|SB: 2| ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Statistics S3 HAM||GP: 40|G: 14|A: 5|P: 19|+/-: 0|PIMS: 60|Shots: 82|H: 60|SB: 10| S4 HAM||GP: 40|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: 0|PIMS: 16|Shots: 98|H: 54|SB: 19| S5 HAM||GP: 40|G: 16|A: 16|P: 32|+/-: 11|PIMS: 32|Shots: 161|H: 60|SB: 10| S6 HAM||GP: 60|G: 26|A: 29|P: 55|+/-: 8|PIMS: 20|Shots: 247|H: 95|SB: 46| S7 HAM||GP: 50|G: 15|A: 30|P: 45|+/-: -3|PIMS: 27|Shots: 192|H: 78|SB: 24| S8 HAM||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 20|P: 41|+/-: -3|PIMS: 126|Shots: 174|H: 61|SB: 14| S9 HAM||GP: 50|G: 25|A: 34|P: 59|+/-: 24|PIMS: 56|Shots: 123|H: 104|SB: 17| S10 HAM||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 39|P: 55|+/-: 23|PIMS: 63|Shots: 118|H: 87|SB: 14| S11 HAM||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 22|P: 43|+/-: 8|PIMS: 46|Shots: 91|H: 91|SB: 9| S12 HAM||GP: 50|G: 12|A: 11|P: 23|+/-: 4|PIMS: 12|Shots: 111|H: 34|SB: 2| S13 HAM/CAL||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 14|P: 27|+/-: 6|PIMS: 10|Shots: 107|H: 42|SB: 1| S14 CAL||GP: 50|G: 5|A: 3|P: 8|+/-: -4|PIMS: 14|Shots: 49|H: 94|SB: 3| SHL Career Statistics GP: 580|G: 195|A: 232|P: 427|+/-: 74|PIMS: 482|Shots: 1553|H: 860|SB: 169| ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics S3 HAM||GP: 15|G: 4|A: 5|P: 9|+/-: 1|PIMS: 12|Shots:50|H: 26|SB: 9| S4 HAM||GP: 5|G: 1|A: 1|P: 2|+/-: -1|PIMS: 0|Shots:10|H: 3|SB: 2| S5 HAM||GP: 12|G: 5|A: 3|P: 8|+/-: 4|PIMS: 18|Shots:49|H: 20|SB: 3| S7 HAM||GP: 14|G: 4|A: 5|P: 9|+/-: 0|PIMS: 18|Shots:49|H: 17|SB: 5| S11 HAM||GP: 15|G: 6|A: 10|P: 16|+/-: 0|PIMS: 25|Shots:34|H: 24|SB: 2| S12 HAM||GP: 5|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: -1|PIMS: 0|Shots:13|H: 2|SB: 0| SHL Career Playoff Statistics GP: 46|G: 14|A: 14|P: 28|+/-: 4|PIMS: 48|Shots: 158|H: 66|SB: 19| ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 26th overall by Anaheim in the S2 NWJHL Draft Drafted 3rd overall by Hamilton in the S3 SHL Entry Draft Signed a 3 Year/12 Million contract with Hamilton Signed a 2 Year/8 Million extension with Hamilton Modified contract to 2mil per year Signed a 5 Year/2.5 Million extension with Hamilton Traded to Calgary in S13 Retired at end of S14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements: S2 NWJHL All-Star S2 Aaron Brown Trophy S2 Drayson Williams Trophy Winner S3 Calder Trophy Winner SHL All-Star S5, S6, S7, S8 IHF Team Canada S4, S5, S6, S7, S8 S4 IHF Silver Prince George Firebirds GM S4-S5, Co-GM S9-S10 S4 Four Star Cup (GM) S5 IHF Gold Hamilton Steelhawks GM S5-S8 S6 IHF Gold S7 IHF Gold S11 Challenge Cup Retired ~15th in all-time scoring S20- Inducted into Steelhawks Hall of Fame S22- Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame //
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sarmo
Quote: Originally posted by raymond3000 @Jan 4 2012, 06:46 PM
i guess...
Joker5123
Quote: Originally posted by Turd Ferguson @Jan 4 2012, 07:37 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
EDIT: Awwh, shit. We're going to get suspended now...pre-season for both, 8 for you and 5 for me in the regular season...
EDIT 2: And get fined $500,000 each...
EDIT 3: And get banned from the forum for 3 days...
sarmo
Quote: Originally posted by Joker5123 @Jan 4 2012, 06:56 PM
lol mexi dont complain tho, as long as they got beer!
Joker5123
Quote: Originally posted by sarmo @Jan 4 2012, 07:59 PM
*tequila....
sarmo
Quote: Originally posted by Lazgreg @Jan 4 2012, 07:23 PMI want a raise
this aint no mexi union! i already raised u 2 first line and chief mexi
Quote: Originally posted by Joker5123 @Jan 4 2012, 07:56 PM
It should be rather obvious that we're kidding.
LINUS GRIMSTAD | C | PROBABLY RETIRED? Age: 20 Birthplace: Tromsø, Norway Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 lbs. Number: 75 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAREER HISTORY Signed with the Carolina Kraken as an SMJHL free agent in S53 Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers in the S54 SHL Draft Signed a three-year, $9 million entry-level contract with the Los Angeles Panthers Named to the SMJHL All-Star team from the Eastern Conference in S54 and S55 Won the Four Star Cup with the Carolina Kraken in S54 Finished third in the voting for SMJHL MVP in S55 Named to the All-SMJHL First Team in S55 I went inactive after all of this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REGULAR SEASON STATS SMJHL S53 (CAR): 48 GP | 6 G | 6 A | 12 PTS | -5 SMJHL S54 (CAR): 50 GP | 13 G | 19 A | 32 PTS | +1 SMJHL S55 (CAR): 50 GP | 22 G | 32 A | 54 PTS | +35 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLAYOFF STATS SMJHL S53 (CAR): 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PT | -2 SMJHL S54 (CAR): 20 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 PT | 0 SMJHL S55 (CAR): 20 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 PT | 0
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