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Dangles13 · 09-03-2015, 12:09 PM

*READY FOR GRADING*

The lovely Kevin "Juice" Bieksa suggested I do a 1K presser to earn some cash. I'm not entirely sure what to do but I've heard you can ask me questions or just post and I'm supposed to write about you. You can ask random or weird questions or you can also make weird requests and I'll try my best to honour them. Fire away.

Nereus: We haven't talked too much but leading up to the draft you were talking up Prince George to me and you seemed pretty cool, and I hope to see you around a little more, maybe I'll end up on the Jets or see you in some misc threads.

Hoovuh: Easily the greatest Whaler alumni I know Wink

I wish you didn't have to go up to the Wolfpack because we could definitely use you around the locker room more. I hope I can be half as awesome for the future Whalers as you have been for me.

TML99: My post whore level is excellent :lol: I love your collaboration stories, that is funny shit and a great way to make some cash, maybe I'll have to contribute to the next one. I also enjoyed your "What your avatar says about you" article. You have a gift.

SethTrollins:
On a scale of soft to raging just how passionate are you about the D Squad? If I was any more passionate about the D Squad I think people would start to question my sanity. What? You mean they already do? Well fuck those guys, D SQUAD!!!

Thoughts on van, hoover, and Wales? Vancouver is awesome, I'm so happy to have been drafted here. Hoover is probably only my second favourite brand of vacuums, I'm more of a Shop-Vac kind of guy myself. Wales has that badass dragon on their flag and that makes me happy. Wales also rhymes with Whales sort of which is cool.

Do you really dangle 13 times? I did once in my first game, I turned it over every time and I got benched for a week after that. :(

Thanks for the questions. I miss having you around but maybe we can get drafted together in the SHL. Good luck in PG and tell Scott to shave that damn caterpillar.

Ballerstorm: First off I love your username it is top 10 for me on the site. We haven't crossed paths very often but I assume that's because you're a baller(see what I did there?) and Co-GM of Montreal so you got shit to do and no time for a young upstart like myself.

Swimbizzilin; I was sad to see you get traded off the Whalers, you were my d partner for the pre-season and then they just got rid of you. I'm sure you'll be in a better situation to get some ice time in Halifax. Hope your move was good and good luck with the job man.

IncorrectAtlas: The last leg of the D Squad tripod! I like to think I taught you everything you know even though we both know that isn't true. You and Seth were my homeboys back before the draft and I wish I could have ended up on the same team as you guys. I'm waiting for the next issue of the Bender to come out and I still want to contribute to it if you will let me. Awesome job being named Captain of the Firebirds bud. Cheers

Chris-McZehrl:
Tell us your love for McZ and explain us all why you love him so much!?
You don't have a choice but to love your Captain. Thankfully I ended up with a badass German Captain who is all about having fun and kicking ass. If anybody doesn't love McZ then they are probably just dead inside and don't matter anyways.

Why you are so enjoyed of McZ his Needles, Eggs and Sausages?
I don't really like eggs... or sausages... but those needles are vital to a growing boy with championship aspirations. I eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack.

Bojo: A Haiku eh? I'm no poet but I'll try my best.

Bojo loves few things
the thing he loves the most is
shitty poetry

Is that even a Haiku? I don't know but it's all you get. You have a fantastic name in Bojo Biscuits, brings a smile to my face every time. You have a great rep and are very involved in the SHL which is possibly somewhere I see myself one day.

KezKincaid: Do you love me the way I love you? Do you love me the way that Romeo loved Juliet? If so then no because I just love you like a friend and teammate you weirdo. I'm pretty happy we got drafted together though, you're a good teammate and a great guy.

Eggy216: You were one of the first posters to show me love and I respect the Hell out of you for that. You took me under your wing and made me the player I am today, I think I should stay away from you though; you've turned into a goon and are leading the league in PIMS so I'm kind of scarred now. Thanks for everything bud.

RHolder71: Listen here Rick James, I don't steal any needles, they ALL belong to me and you can keep your filthy hands off of them. This guy is a true team player though, switched from sniper to playmaker so he could feed the team with sick passes.

JHS You can't cut me, you love me too much. I don't know why people seem to hate you but it's most likely jealousy, you can't rise to the top without stepping on a few people I guess. Lets win another cup and silence the haters. Whalers

Kevin "Juice" Bieksa: You were one of the first Whalers to reach out to me and you've been a great guy to be around and showed me the ropes. It was also your idea for me to do this which is a true testament to your leadership and class. You might be a bit too fond of needles and eggs but otherwise I couldn't ask for a better teammate.

Baelor Swift: You were my GM in the prospect tournament and through your superb talents the Outlaws were able to walk away as champions. You're a good poster who was recently named Co-GM of the Raiders and I wish you all the best of luck with the expansion team.

GCool: Easily the best updater I've ever had! :lol: You get shit done and you get it done right, you've caught enough of my mistakes. We haven't had too many talks outside of my update thread but your avatar suggests that we would get along great. Thanks for all your work.

benzasome: You're another rookie I was glad we landed at the draft. We talked quite a bit during the time leading up to the draft and you seem like a good kid. We've got our friendly rivalry for hits and fights and I think you're killing me in both. Keep giving em Hell man.

BluesBoy71: The NHL beta was a blast. I can't wait until NHL 16 comes out and we can get a team going. You were an awesome player I would be glad to you have you on my team. Hopefully I can see you around here more often.

BeanSobie: I'm thinking we should just start a spam thread and take over the post count Wink

I have no idea what your name means but it makes me laugh when I see it. I've seen you around and you are obviously active and most people seem to like you so that makes you a-ok in my books.

:Mac: I don't know if we've had the chance to talk on here but give me some time and I'm sure with my post whore talents we will cross paths. I like the mentor-ship program you proposed, that would probably help with retention imo.

r1c3bowl22: I don't think we have talked at all, this would have been so much easier if I knew everybody haha. You have a good rep and I get hungry every time I read your user name. I'll keep an eye so I can talk to you in the future and have a better write up.

Suited: This is the man with the best style on the site hands down. It's too bad your bank account isn't that big yet but when you get made then you can expand that wardrobe to include the finest threads. Good luck.

goldlab: Are you Steve Dangle? Haha no I am not. I doubt he would have the time to post on here as much as I do. Thank you for the Ovechkin sig that you dropped 5 Mil on, that was a baller move and I appreciate it.

701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD: What else is there to say about the current Flappy Mario and Frogger Champion? You make unreal sigs and are a funny dude, you'll have to hook me up with a sig in the future. Wink

Recently celebrated your birthday and bought yourself a swanky drug dealer looking car so you are pretty much living the dream. Cheers

Thank you to everyone for the questions and requests, hopefully by the time I hit two thousand posts, in two weeks Wink

I will know you all better and can have a much easier time stroking your egos. It has been a blast to meet most of you and hopefully I will meet many more of you as time goes on. Peace out!

Nereus · 09-03-2015, 12:23 PM

Add me bae

Hoovuh · 09-03-2015, 12:25 PM

Me pls.

TML99 · 09-03-2015, 12:28 PM

wow you post a lot!! beat me to 1k and joined 2 months later! well done! =D> >:D<

I'm in.

SethTrollins · 09-03-2015, 12:30 PM

On a scale of soft to raging just how passionate are you about the D Squad?
Thoughts on van, hoover, and Wales?
Do you really dangle 13 times?

And feel free to add me to this.

Ballerstorm · 09-03-2015, 12:32 PM

Ok

Swimbizzilin · 09-03-2015, 12:43 PM

Add me in if you'd like!

Atlas · 09-03-2015, 01:04 PM

I want in on this.

Chris-McZehrl · 09-03-2015, 01:41 PM

Tell us your love for McZ and explain us all why you love him so much!?

Why you are so enjoyed of McZ his Needles, Eggs and Sausages?

have fun buddy

.bojo · 09-03-2015, 01:45 PM

Haiku plz

Muerto · 09-03-2015, 01:48 PM

Do you love me the way I love you?

Eggy216 · 09-03-2015, 02:14 PM

Ohai there

RHolder71 · 09-03-2015, 02:45 PM

I'm Rick James. How many needles have you stolen fron McZ ?

JHS · 09-03-2015, 02:53 PM

Add me or ur cut

Dangles13 · 09-03-2015, 03:53 PM

Updated to here.

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