Quote: Originally posted by probablydrunk @Sep 10 2015, 12:56 PM
Ever had a real life job? When the boss is pissed f bombs happen.
Also who really fucking cares we are on the internet.
I said I found it a little bit silly. I didn't say that I was offended or thought Rangar was duh wurst commish.
Also I don't know of any boss that drops F-bombs in memos. Perhaps I am in the wrong business.
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
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Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)
Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
prettyburn Registered
S23, S30, S31, S33, S39 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl @Sep 10 2015, 01:59 PM
Maccie .... who is the 4th on the one picture with the shotgun?
I had the exact same first thought! But I'm assuming it's Smitty, since he's the 4th commish.
Olli Saarinen, Jr | New Orleans Specters
Name: Olli Saarinen, Jr
Position: Goalie
Measurements: 6'11, 181 lbs
Number: 79
Birthplace: Finland
Awards
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History & Leadership
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S51 SMJHL Entry Draft: 7th overall (Halifax Raiders aka Maine Timber)
Career Statistics
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Regular Season:
S51 SMJHL (HAL): GP:11 | W: 3 | L: 2 | OTL: 2 | PCT:0.921 | GAA:2.28 | SO: 0
Playoffs
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Profile | Updates
Isak Ødegård | San Francisco Pride
Name: Isak Ødegård
Position: Defense
Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Measurements: 5'11, 170 lbs
Number: 9
Birthplace: Hell, Norway
Awards
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S35: Won the Occasus Trophy with the Whalers
S35: Won the 4 Star Cup with the Whalers
S35: Won Vancouver Whalers' Rookie Award
S35: Won IIHF Gold with Team Norway
S36: Won the Laurifer Trophy with the Whalers
S36: Won the Occasus Trophy with the Whalers
S36: Won the 4 Star Cup with the Whalers
S36: Won Vancouver Whalers' Top Defenseman Award
S36: Won IIHF Silver with Team Norway
S38: Won IIHF Silver with Team Norway
S39: Won the Mathias Chouinard Trophy with the Chiefs
S39: Won the Challenge Cup with the Chiefs
S40: Won the Mathias Chouinard Trophy with the Chiefs
S50: Won the President's Trophy with the Pride
History & Leadership
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S35 SMJHL Entry Draft: 1st overall (Vancouver Whalers)
S36 SHL Entry Draft: 1st overall (Minnesota Chiefs)
S36: Named Alternate Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
S44: Traded to the San Francisco Pride
Career Statistics
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Regular Season:
S35 SMJHL (VAN): GP:50 | G: 7 | A:18 | P:25 | SB:30
S36 SMJHL (VAN): GP:50 | G:10 | A:27 | P:37 | SB:66
S37 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | SB:35
S38 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G: 4 | A:15 | P:19 | SB:66
S39 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G: 5 | A:14 | P:19 | SB:64
S40 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G:12 | A:20 | P:32 | SB:78
S41 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G: 8 | A:23 | P:31 | SB:58
S42 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G:11 | A:26 | P:37 | SB:58
S43 SHL (MIN): GP:50 | G: 7 | A:34 | P:41 | SB:88
S44 SHL (MIN/SFP):GP:49|G:12| A:24 | P:36 | SB:95
S45 SHL (SFP): GP:50 | G: 9 | A:30 | P:39 | SB:69
S46 SHL (SFP): GP:50 | G: 6 | A:31 | P:37 | SB:86
S47 SHL (SFP): GP:50 | G:12 | A:24 | P:36 | SB:63
S48 SHL (SFP): GP:50 | G: 9 | A:29 | P:38 | SB:69
S49 SHL (SFP): GP:50 | G:13 | A:16 | P:29 | SB:61
S50 SHL (SFP): GP:50 | G: 3 | A:28 | P:31 | SB:74
S51 SHL (SFP): TBD
Playoffs
S35 SMJHL (VAN): GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | SB: 4
S36 SMJHL (VAN): GP:12 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P:11 | SB:10
S37 SHL (MIN): GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | SB: 2
S38 SHL (MIN): GP:14 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | SB:18
S39 SHL (MIN): GP:15 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | SB:21
S40 SHL (MIN): GP:20 | G: 2 | A: 9 | P:11 | SB:29
S41 SHL (MIN): GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | SB:13
S42 SHL (MIN): n/a
S43 SHL (MIN): GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | SB: 4
S44 SHL (SFP): n/a
S45 SHL (SFP): n/a
S46 SHL (SFP): n/a
S47 SHL (SFP): GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | SB: 4
S48 SHL (SFP): GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | SB: 8
S49 SHL (SFP): n/a
S50 SHL (SFP): GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | SB: 8
S51 SHL (SFP): TBD
Profile
Nathan Russell | NE Wolfpack | Hall of Fame
Name: Nathan Russell
Position: Right Wing
Player Type: Power Forward
Height: 6'3"
Number: 14
Birthplace: Easton, MA
Awards
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S23: Won the Mathias Chouinard Trophy with the Wolfpack
S23: Won the Challenge Cup with the Wolfpack
S24: Won IIHF Bronze with the USA
S25: Selected to 2nd All Star Team - W
S27: Selected to 2nd East All Star Team - C
S27: Nominated for the Sarmad Khan Trophy
S27: Won IIHF Bronze with the USA
S28: Won the Jeff Dar Trophy
S28: Nominated for the Sarmad Khan Trophy
S30: Won the Mathias Chouinard Trophy with the Wolfpack
S30: Won the Challenge Cup with the Wolfpack
S30: Won the Jeff Dar Trophy
S31: Won the President's Trophy with the Wolfpack
S31: Won the Mathias Chouinard Trophy with the Wolfpack
S31: Won the Challenge Cup with the Wolfpack
S31: Won IIHF Gold with the USA
S31: Selected to 2nd All Star Team - F
S31: Nominated for the Jeff Dar Trophy
S31: Nominated for the Sarmad Khan Trophy
S32: Nominated for the Jeff Dar Trophy
S32: Won the Damien Littleton Trophy
S33: Won the President's Trophy with the Wolfpack
S33: Won the Mathias Chouinard Trophy with the Wolfpack
S33: Won the Challenge Cup with the Wolfpack
S33: Nominated for the Anton Razov Trophy
S34: Won the President's Trophy with the Wolfpack
S34: Won IIHF Gold with the USA
S37: Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame
History & Leadership
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S19 SMJHL Entry Draft: 2nd Round, 10th overall (Regina Force)
S20 SHL Entry Draft: 1st Round, 7th overall (New England Wolfpack)
S22: Named Alternate Captain of the Wolfpack
S22: Named Co-General Manager of the Wolfpack
S23-29: Named General Manager of the Wolfpack
S30-35: Named Captain of the Wolfpack
Career Statistics
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Regular Season:
S19 SMJHL (REG): GP:40 | G: 8 | A:11 | P:19 | H:70
S20 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | H:81
S21 SHL (NEW): GP:52 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P:11 | H:61
S22 SHL (NEW): GP:52 | G: 7 | A:14 | P:21 | H:142
S23 SHL (NEW): GP:52 | G: 5 | A:26 | P:31 | H:137
S24 SHL (NEW): GP:52 | G:14 | A:22 | P:36 | H:134
S25 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:25 | A:24 | P:49 | H:116
S26 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:13 | A:28 | P:41 | H:94
S27 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:16 | A:27 | P:43 | H:135 | FO:55.30%
S28 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | H:213 | FO:54.74%
S29 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | H:157 | FO:54.94%
S30 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:16 | A:37 | P:53 | H:217 | FO:54.66%
S31 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:21 | A:34 | P:55 | H:228 | FO:57.15%
S32 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:14 | A:34 | P:48 | H:152 | FO:55.14%
S33 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:12 | A:28 | P:40 | H:103 | FO:56.85%
S34 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:16 | A:26 | P:42 | H:95 | FO:54.45%
S35 SHL (NEW): GP:50 | G:15 | A:31 | P:46 | H:186 | FO:54.93%
Playoffs
S19 SMJHL (REG): GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P:0 | H:4
S20 SHL (NEW): GP:11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | H:11
S21 SHL (NEW): GP:11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | H: 7
S22 SHL (NEW): GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | H: 7
S23 SHL (NEW): GP:19 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | H: 50
S24 SHL (NEW): n/a
S25 SHL (NEW): n/a
S26 SHL (NEW): GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | H: 3
S27 SHL (NEW): n/a
S28 SHL (NEW): GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H:23 | FO:53.23%
S29 SHL (NEW): n/a
S30 SHL (NEW): GP:14 | G: 7 | A:12 | P:19 | H:71 | FO:56.49%
S31 SHL (NEW): GP:19 | G: 5 | A: 9 | P:14 | H:55 | FO:54.34%
S32 SHL (NEW): GP:11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | H:30 | FO:55.61%
S33 SHL (NEW): GP:18 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P:13 | H:57 | FO:53.31%
S34 SHL (NEW): GP:11 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | H:26 | FO:53.31%
S35 SHL (NEW): GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P:10 | H:40 | FO:56.84%
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Eggy216 Registered
S30, S31 and S33 Challenge Cup Champion and Wonderbolt
Quote: Originally posted by ArGarBarGar @Sep 10 2015, 12:59 PM
I said I found it a little bit silly. I didn't say that I was offended or thought Rangar was duh wurst commish.
Also I don't know of any boss that drops F-bombs in memos. Perhaps I am in the wrong business.
My boss used to.
He was great.
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by prettyburn @Sep 10 2015, 07:01 PM
I had the exact same first thought! But I'm assuming it's Smitty, since he's the 4th commish.
Smitty? he is still active? :ph34r:
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 -
Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 -
New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 -
Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 -
Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 -
Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 -
Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*
*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series
Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 -
Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 -
St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)
SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl
*
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl
*
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)
*1st Ballot Hall of Famer
small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
Mac Registered
S23, S38 Challenge Cup Champion and wittle pretty princess
Quote: Originally posted by prettyburn @Sep 10 2015, 03:01 PM
I had the exact same first thought! But I'm assuming it's Smitty, since he's the 4th commish.
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by :Mac: @Sep 10 2015, 07:08 PM
and I thought that is the sleeper names McZ :(
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 -
Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 -
New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 -
Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 -
Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 -
Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 -
Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*
*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series
Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 -
Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 -
St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)
SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl
*
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl
*
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)
*1st Ballot Hall of Famer
small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
Mac Registered
S23, S38 Challenge Cup Champion and wittle pretty princess
Quote: Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl @Sep 10 2015, 03:09 PM
and I thought that is the sleeper names McZ :(
Atlas Registered
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by Eggy's Multi @Sep 10 2015, 01:03 PM
My boss used to.
He was great.
My old boss was rather prolific in his vocabulary. A weekly occurrence was him yelling and cursing at the construction workers just outside the far window to keep the noise down, good times indeed.
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by :Mac: @Sep 10 2015, 07:10 PM
I HATE YOU
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 -
Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 -
New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 -
Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 -
Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 -
Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 -
Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*
*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series
Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 -
Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 -
St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)
SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl
*
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl
*
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)
*1st Ballot Hall of Famer
small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
Mac Registered
S23, S38 Challenge Cup Champion and wittle pretty princess
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by :Mac: @Sep 10 2015, 07:15 PM
Finally.
I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU
Have fear of the shadows
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 -
Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 -
New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 -
Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 -
Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 -
Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 -
Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*
*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series
Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 -
Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 -
St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)
SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl
*
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl
*
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)
*1st Ballot Hall of Famer
small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
TheNextGreatOne Registered
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Posts: 3,151
Threads: 78
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Quote: Originally posted by :Mac: @Sep 10 2015, 01:10 PM
How I felt after Ragnar and Jess showed up at the same time.
why not this group?
Quote: Originally posted by mpc @Sep 10 2015, 12:54 PM
He's the best type of American: Texan
Should be no issue getting him on the Republican ticket.
fgh Registered
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Quote: Originally posted by TheNextGreatOne @Sep 10 2015, 12:45 PM
why not this group?
4 commishes, can't forget dem Titties
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by TheNextGreatOne @Sep 10 2015, 07:45 PM
why not this group?
I would ask ... who is unknown and who is the traitor
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 -
Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 -
New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 -
Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 -
Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 -
Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 -
Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*
*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series
Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 -
Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 -
St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)
SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl
*
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl
*
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)
*1st Ballot Hall of Famer
small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!