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Sam_Bennett's_Pullup_Coach · 12-10-2015, 04:55 PM

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Dec 10 2015, 03:13 PM

Anyone understand what this guy is trying to say here?

IQ lower than the quality of trees you smoking on breh.

Or the trees are just that good

JackCross · 12-10-2015, 04:56 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Dangles13@Dec 10 2015, 04:42 PM
I was looking for the playoff index and I appear to have stumbled into the gorlab thunderdome thread. Â¯\_(ãƒ„)_/Â¯

This happens every season.

Rising of tides, seasons changing, harvest, Marvel releasing a string of Summer Blockbusters, Gorlab is excessively vocal about something he doesn't like, or calls for my head. All certain to happen with near calculated regularity.

BeanSnoodie · 12-10-2015, 04:56 PM

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Dec 10 2015, 03:50 PM
Damn, Merica's career would have been perfect if he just would have got one of those meaningless IIHF golds.

Oh well.

I'm pretty sure you're the only person left on the entire site who cares about IIHF.

Remember that time the Ballerstorm's Beer League had a PBP at the same time as the IIHF Championship game and more people showed up for the Beer League? Good times.

Sam_Bennett's_Pullup_Coach · 12-10-2015, 04:57 PM

Quote:Originally posted by JackCross@Dec 10 2015, 03:56 PM

This happens every season.

Rising of tides, seasons changing, harvest, Marvel releasing a string of Summer Blockbusters, Gorlab is excessively vocal about something he doesn't like, or calls for my head. All certain to happen with near calculated regularity.

Don't worry, we'll prove him wrong next series Wink

Deenerys Targa-rene · 12-10-2015, 04:58 PM

Quote:Originally posted by JackCross@Dec 10 2015, 12:56 PM

This happens every season.

Rising of tides, seasons changing, harvest, Marvel releasing a string of Summer Blockbusters, Gorlab is excessively vocal about something he doesn't like, or calls for my head. All certain to happen with near calculated regularity.

:lol:

Jack, I believe this all an elaborate hoax, you see.

You have the stream pre-recorded, including all of the chat that happens during the stream. It's all people coming together to go against the Calgary Dragons. Staged. I get it, it's smart.

Also, the times that you can't pre-record the sims, and rig it that way, you have some sort of special "Jets Win" key on your keyboard that you press (Alt + JW) in conjunction with the "Sim" button that allows for a) The Jets to win and b ) Onoprienko to score as many points as you dictate with the furrowing of your brow.

I want you removed immediately.

Edit: Also, I demand a re-sim. Of all the game 7's.

Nereus · 12-10-2015, 05:03 PM

Quote:Originally posted by BeanSobie@Dec 10 2015, 12:56 PM

I'm pretty sure you're the only person left on the entire site who cares about IIHF. 

Remember that time the Ballerstorm's Beer League had a PBP at the same time as the IIHF Championship game and more people showed up for the Beer League?  Good times.

Y-yeah...I don't care that I wasn't selected for Team USA. It doesn't matter to me...

:(

.bojo · 12-10-2015, 05:06 PM

wkp may have lost but at least I have my Ireland

gold medal (over gorlab)

Deenerys Targa-rene · 12-10-2015, 05:13 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Dec 10 2015, 01:06 PM
wkp may have lost but at least I have my gold medal (over gorlab)

Pettys the problem

I'll take her off your hands cheap Wink

RaiN · 12-10-2015, 05:14 PM

Great series WKP! Still surprised as hell.

Gorlab: I understand your frustration with the amount of first round exists, but I don't think the league would allow a simmer who cheats his way to victory? You may be over thinking this one.

Merica · 12-10-2015, 05:17 PM

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Dec 10 2015, 03:50 PM

Damn, Merica's career would have been perfect if he just would have got one of those meaningless IIHF golds.

Oh well.

I don't understand what you are trying to say right now, are you trying to imply that I actually care that Merica didnt win an IIHF gold? When have I ever given that impression?

You see, he has 2 Challenge Cups and has played double the amount of playoff games Jalopski has, and is going to be a first ballot hall of famer. Not too mention the IIHF has always been the red headed step child of the SHL. Try as it might, no one really cares. Merica's career is so far beyond what Jalopski will ever accomplish. He broke the curses of two teams. He has multiple game seven game winning goals, even a Challenge Cup game winner in game seven.

Jalopski cant even hold his jock.

Trying to talk shit about Merica when your player is Jalopski is laughable. Cmon Gorlab, cmon man, I expect more even from you.

Merica · 12-10-2015, 05:17 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Dec 10 2015, 04:06 PM
wkp may have lost but at least I have my gold medal (over gorlab)

Sounds like WKP needs some Reay.

Nereus · 12-10-2015, 05:26 PM

JackCross · 12-10-2015, 05:29 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Deener+Dec 10 2015, 04:58 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Deener @ Dec 10 2015, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
:lol:

Jack, I believe this all an elaborate hoax, you see.

You have the stream pre-recorded, including all of the chat that happens during the stream. It's all people coming together to go against the Calgary Dragons. Staged. I get it, it's smart.

Also, the times that you can't pre-record the sims, and rig it that way, you have some sort of special "Jets Win" key on your keyboard that you press (Alt + JW) in conjunction with the "Sim" button that allows for a) The Jets to win and b ) Onoprienko to score as many points as you dictate with the furrowing of your brow.

I want you removed immediately.

Edit: Also, I demand a re-sim. Of all the game 7's.[/b]

I've been figured out.
/s

Quote:Originally posted by RaiN@Dec 10 2015, 05:14 PM<br />Great series WKP! Still surprised as hell.

Gorlab: I understand your frustration with the amount of first round exists, but I don't think the league would allow a simmer who cheats his way to victory? You may be over thinking this one.

Overthinking? No. He's purposefully taking an aggressive stance and ignoring all evidence to push his point and agenda. You see it in the shit storms he starts all the time; hyperbole, claims without evidence, brigading (when he has the support: See S25 PBP decision).

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Dec 10 2015, 03:30 PM<br />

What negative is there to having multiple simmers maybe alternating every season or two? You're a fucking moron if you think there is no benefit to not having the same guy sim every sim, while coincidentally his shit team wins a cup every 2nd season.

This league is filled with morons. Go ahead and defend your hero, JackCross, because he's definitely, without a doubt, incapable of cheating.

Why do you need to ruin a decent point by shit-talking a team I'm part of?

Also, D'awwwww you think I'm a hero. :-x :-x :-x

I'm starting to figure out our dynamic here, Goldie. I've been shoved into the Batman role, and you're Harvey Dent.

<!--QuoteBegin-gorlab@Dec 10 2015, 02:09 PM
SHL needs a new simmer.[/quote]

Well, fuck. Way to guarantee that stepping down means "you win".

Muerto · 12-10-2015, 05:32 PM

cheering for Chocula, Toki, and Ray now

break that curse boys!

Stars

tweedlebrumm · 12-10-2015, 05:36 PM

Quote:Originally posted by KezKincaid@Dec 10 2015, 01:32 PM
cheering for Chocula and Ray now

break that curse boys!

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