This Update Is Very Important.
The single worst 350 TPE player in the history of the NWJHL has returned to St Louis for another crack at the elusive four star cup! The Newfoundlander has somehow tricked management into getting the second center job and is looking to make little use of the opportunity! Despite his best efforts to remain terrible Charlyb’y has not completely been failing… his team has been doing that for him!
Charlyb’y himself leads the team with a +3. Honestly this does not make all that much sense. He is tied with three other players for third in team points and has not scored. So it is not as if he is lighting it up. Beyond that his defensive “efforts†are hilariously poor, though it is difficult to quantify his level of ineptitude on the stat sheet. The only area he has been successful is the faceoff circle. With six games completed Charlyb’y is rocking an impressive 72.57% win rate in the circle. This has given his line possession and sometimes defensemen score when he wins offensive zone draws. This means Charlyb’y is the most valuable player on his team. He even lost a fight trying to defend his teammates honor. What a respectable individual.
Beyond those random important informational pieces Charlyb’y has transferred from Canada to Austria. Yes that is right the proud Newfoundlander is sick of his life in Canada and has moved to Austria so he can compete with lifelong friend Johnny Cahill, who transferred to Austria last season. Look for Charlyb’ys faceoff prowess to win a few draws for Austria in the tourney before he skates back to the bench where his useless ass should sit 58 minutes out of every game. Sadly we all have to realize eventually this inadequate centerman will probably produce at the SHL level. Good night. If you can sleep knowing Charlyb’y is going to make the SHL one day.
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