SMJHL Media Payout - April 15

akamai
Down, But Not Out // $300,000
Total: $300,000

bbp
Scarecrows Rookies // $750,000
Total: $750,000

Bishop
Top SMJHL Rookie TPE Earners // $1,550,000 + $1,000,000 bonus
Total: $2,550,000

Buster
Joey Ryan: The Next Big Thing // $187,500
Total: $187,500

Jedi
A Legacy of His Own // $175,000
Total: $175,000

Jedi
A Legacy of His Own // $175,000
Total: $175,000

jjaybs
The Players Tribune: Use Your Words // $1,400,000 + $1,000,000 bonus
Total: $2,400,000

jjaybs
The Players Tribune: Use Your Words // $1,400,000 + $1,000,000 bonus
Total: $2,400,000

JPL
John Jeeples Dying// $7,500
Total: $7,500


Updated. (Duplicates ignored)

CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE
NAME: Carter Crutchfield
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs
NUMBER: 2
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SHL CAREER STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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TRANSACTIONS
S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada
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CONTRACTS
S65 - ANC: $3,000,000
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AWARDS / TROPHY CASE

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SHL MEDIA THRU MONTH/DATE

Ace: $350K A Turd of a Name?* >>> $350,000
bbp: $1.1 mil Thousand TPE Players That BBP Did Not Know Existed, $1.2 mil What Happened In Texas?*, $900K Texas Renegades vs Winnipeg Jets*, $250K The Fourth Line Thugs of Texas >>> $3,550,000
BigTittySmitty: $550K Update to Alexandersen's FA Destiny >>> $550,000
Chris-McZehrl: $2.5 mil McZ 20000th Post Presser, $250K Breakout by VLAD McZ >>> $2,750,000
Copenhagen: $200K Cope's 1 Year Party, 350K Gagner Early FA Rankings >>> $550,000
Deener: $1.2 mil Renegades:Jets || This Means War >>> $1,200,000
Eggy216: $450K Top Ten Times Eggy Made the SHL About Himself, $250K Playing For Fun >>> $700,000
Elyk: $500K /Jets // Renegades - It All Starts Now >>> $500,000
Gibby the Red Nosed Reindeer: $450K Lost & Found in the Forest of Lies >>> $450,000
JayWhy: $1 mil Defending the Dangerous Players* >>> $1,000,000
Jesster: $1.9 mil Jesster E.O.S. Announcement & Presser, $4.5 mil Seattle's Youngsters* >>> $6,400,000
kit: $550K Im going semi-active/presser >>> $550,000
RHolder71: $850K Into the Playoffs Presser, $150K Out of the Playoffs/2000 post Presser >>> $1,000,000
Slappydoodle: $150K Renegades Vs. Jets >>> $150,000
teztify: $2.5 mil BBP% & PDO: A Statistical Analysis of S28 Teams* >>> $2,500,000
The_Mazais: $750K 4000 post thing. >>> $750,000
Wasty: $150K A True Panther >>> $150,000
WeWantTaro: $200K Buckner Extended in NEW >>> $200,000


SHL PODCASTS THRU MONTH/DATE

BruinsFanatic100: $375K Cameron Urbowicz Post Trade/Playoff Presser >>> $375,000
Gifter of Bikes: $1.6 mil Klosecast 124 >>> $1,600,000


Updated.

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

GRAPHICS PAYOUT, 4/17/2016
Deener: $2,000,000
Chris-McZehrl: $1,050,000
pizzarony: $1,650,000
NUCK: $1,950,000
Harry Hans: $1,275,000
Jogurtaa: $450,000
prettyburn: $525,000


Updated.

akamai
Post Season Presser (2603)
=$2.3M

Bishop
SEBASTIAN STRANGE END OF SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE (2225)
=$1.9M

jjaybs
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT: KELOWNA'S YOUTH MOVEMENT (1537)
=$1.2M

Quinn's in the Bin
S30 DRAFT CLASS FIRST LOOK (1209) 950K
LIFE IN THE BIN (S28) - TIPS AND TRICKS (967) 750K
=$1.7M


Updated.

Player Twitter
Kryyst: Player Page | Update Page
Stinson:Player Page

Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
#BetterThanBojo
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:  
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)  
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft

Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1  
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1  
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1  
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0  
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3  
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3  
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370

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Transactions:  
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft

SHL MEDIA THRU MONTH/DATE

ArGarBarGar $20M Top 100 SHL Players of Today!, S28 >>> $20,000,000***
Eggy216 $1.4M New England's Performance a Sign of the Future >>> $1,400,000
Gifter of Bikes $3M Klosecast 125 >>> $3,000,000
JayWhy $1.2M JayWhy's Quick Hits >>> $1,200,000
JayWhy $1.7M JayWhy's Quick Hits II, Challenge Cup Finals Edition >>> $1,700,000
Jesster $4M Jesster's 4/20 FA Rankings >>> $4,000,000
karlssens $550K Reu-"knight"ed, started from the bottom now we're here >> $550,000
Mesbonk: $1.5m (The Big slappy hour #32) >>> 1,500,000
RHolder71 $150K Rick James Contract Party, At the China Club >>> $150,000
Schultzy $200K Rider Clitsome Leaving Hamilton? >>> $200,000
Slappydoodle: $1.5m (The Big slappy hour #32) >>> 1,500,000
prettyburn $4.5M Wolfpack Weekly, Issue #2 >>> $4,500,000


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Code:

Wolfpack Weekly deposited to contributors (total: 4.5M):
Eggy       25.4%    $1,143,750
WeWantTaro 28.1%    $1,265,250
hffo        6.9%    $311,250
jjaybs     16.3%    $734,250
lil        16.3%    $734,250
rirreal     6.9%    $311,250

Season 28 SHL Media Grading

Baelor Swift - $5M
easymoneysniper - $5M
hockeyis66 - $5M
Nereus - $5M


Updated.

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

SMJHL MEDIA PAYOUT - PART 1 - APRIL 30TH
* = first article bonus


akamai
» PLAYER'S TRIBUNE: PLAYING AGAINST YOURSELF -> 1.9 mil
» THINGS SCOUTS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT AKAMAI -> 750k
Total: 2.65 mil

akegs

» GETTING TO KNOW YOU: JASON FORBROOK -> 2.2 mil*

Bishop
» TOP SMJHL ROOKIE TPE EARNERS -> 2.1 mil

JR95
» MAKING A CHAMPION -> 900k*

KezKincaid
» S29 DRAFT SCOUTING -> 450k

odinpbh
» WELCOME TO AMERICA! -> 3.6 mil

xfactorx121
» STATE OF THE RAIDERS -> 1 mil


Updated.

Made by Rindiee, rum_ham & Carpy

Jacob Mueller S5-S
Julien Dupont S6-S13
S9 Challenge Cup - Calgary Dragons
IIHF Gold - Germany
Rufus Reinhart S13-S24
S14 Challenge Cup - Texas Renegades
Christoffer Björnsson - S25-S35
S25 Four Stars Cup
S26 Tom Corcoran Trophy - SMJHL Top Goalie
Sami Owens - S36-S52
S38 IIHF Bronze - Canada
S39 IIHF Gold - Canada
S42 IIHF Silver - Canada
S51 Challenge Cup Champion - HAM
Liam Slate - S54-Present
S53 WJC Bronze - British Isles
S54 WJC Silver - British Isles
S55 Four Star Cup Champion - Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S58 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S60 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S61 IIIHF Gold - Great Britain
S67 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
S68 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
Triple Gold Club
Sad Ketchup -Present
S76 Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner

SHL MEDIA THRU Apr 24 and Apr 30

bbp: $750k (Charlyb'y's Third Junior Season) >>> $750,000

Gibby the Red Nosed Reindeer: $200k (Veteran Presence Key for Blizzard Victory) >>> $200,000

Gifter of Bikes: 1.9 mil (Klosecast 126) >>> $1,900,000

Prettyburn: 8.5 mil (Wolfpack Weekly, Issue #3) >>> 8,500,000

Steelhead77: 6.3 mil (Most Outdated Presser in History! >>> $6,300,000


Updated.

Code:

Wolfpack Weekly deposited to contributors (total: 8.5M):
akamai                5.8%    $493,000
kevin "juice" bieksa  2.2%    $187,000
eggy                  3.4%    $289,000
jjaybs                18.5%   $1,564,000
lil                   11.4%   $969,000
lizzywho              4.6%    $391,000
mcculloughgulch       2.6%    $221,000
prettyburn            14.5%   $1,232,500
rrireal               11.4%   $969,000
wewanttaro            25.7%   $2,184,500

sigs by ToeDragon84

Playoff PBP Bonus Payouts

Quinn's in the Bin : $9.0M
ArGarBarGar : $6.0M
Eggy216 : $8.0M
dankoa : $6.0M
Kevin "Juice" Bieksa : $3.0M
Abdeezy : $6.0M
ej27 : $6.0M
jjaybs : $6.0M
Chris-McZehrl : $2.0M
Schmidt : $2.0M
r1c3bowl22 : $2.0M
Ballerstorm : $3.0M
linsangeles : $3.0M
Chewbacca : $5.0M
Bishop : $3.0M
Jacob : $3.0M
Copenhagen : $2.0M
Rrireal : $2.0M


Updated.

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                      

S27 JOB HEADS PAY

JAYWHY (Simmer) - 10m
RAVEN (Simmer) - 10m
JACKSON (Simmer) - 5m

DANGLES13 (Player update head) - 5m

PRETTYBURN (Bank head) - 5m

THENEXTGREATONE (SHL PT Head) - 5m

KEVIN "JUICE" BIEKSA (Budget) - 4m

BAELOR SWIFT (Media head) - 4m

DANKOA (Graphics grader head) - 4m

JALADOLAR (Fantasy head) - 3m

BUSTER (Awards head) - 4m

INCORRECTATLAS (Allstar committee head) - 4m

EGGY216 (Discipline head) - 4m

SCHULTZY (HoF Head) - 4m
ROMANESEUNTDOMAS (HoF Head) - 4m

VELEVRA (IIHF Head) - 4m
LUNARO (IIHF Head) - 4m

PANDAR (3SOT Head) - 4m


If there are any discrepancies with your pay, please pm me.



Updated. Deposited only those not paid in a seperate post already.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126
S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112
S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120
TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22
S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43
S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14
TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26  | HITS: 79
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
S76 Alex Metzler Award

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

SMJHL Media May 5th

Ballerstorm
FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPIONS PRESSER
1.4m

Harry Hans
HARRY HANS POST-SEASON PRESSER
$1.3m

Pizzarony
SARONE POST SEASON PRESSER
950k

Bishop
SEBASTIAN STRANGE – BEHIND THE LOOKING GLASS
1.3m

Confusion
FEDOR POST/PRE SEASON PRESSER
450k


Updated.

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || S77 HoF - Jesster & Darr - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

SHL Updater Pay

austin6 - $5,000,000
Cyanide - $5,000,000
Dangles13(Head) - $7,000,000
easymoneysniper - $5,000,000
ej27 - $8,000,000
enigmatic - $1,000,000
GoodLeftUndone - $5,000,000
KezKincaid - $3,000,000
jason97 - $6,000,000
JayWhy - $3,000,000
Jepox - $5,000,000
jjaybs - $500,000
MP7 - $5,000,000
Quinn's in the Bin - $6,000,000
Rich - $8,500,000
thbigschnoz - $5,000,000
Wongy - $5,000,000


Updated.

SHL PODCASTS MAY 1 THRU MAY 7

GifterofBikes: $1.5m (Klosecast127)) >>> 1,500,000
Mesbonk: $1.5m (The Big Slappy Hour #33) >>> 1,500,000
Slappydoodle: $1.5m (The Big Slappy Hour #33) >>> 1,500,000

Updated.

player update page
player roster page

SHL MEDIA May 1 THROUGH May 7

akamai: 2.5m (shl scouting report #3) >>> 2,500,000

allegiant: 1.5m (Edmonton-minnesota trade retro); 5.4m (s28 edmonton blizzard: profiles) >>> 6,900,000

bbp: 1.3m (the career of Mikhail kirivokrasov, S14-27); 750k (is charly’y coming up to the shl?) >>> 2,050,000

bishop: 1.6m (shl scouting report #2) >>> 1,600,000

damienj10: 350k (ivo’s pony story -- finale) >>> 350,000

harry hans: 450k (shl scouting report #1) >>> 350,000

jlysohirka: 950k (looking back at the iihf s28 round robin) >>> 950,000

kevin “juice” bieksa: 350k (shl scouting report #4); 650k (shl scouting report #1) ; 450k (scouting report #2); 650k (scouting report on vlad); 450k (scouting report #3) >>> 2,550,000

mp7: 1.5m (s28 portland admirals review) >>> 1,500,000

originsz: 350k (shl scouting report #4) >>> 350,000

pandar: 2.1m (pandar’s anniversary presser); 3.9m (s28 by the numbers) >>> 6,000,000

Quinn’s in the bin: 150k (SHL magazine – announcing it, not the actual first edition) >>> 150,000

R1c3bowl22: 2.4m (west kendall at the draft) >>> 2,400,000

RainDelay: 950k (RD’s mock draft picks 1-8) >>> 950,000

RHolder71: 250k (James looks to medal at IIHF’s) >>> 250,000

SwegKingu: 3.6m (Sweg Memoirs S1E1) >>> 3,600,000


Updated.

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player roster page

BONUSES FOR SHL MEDIA MAY 1 THROUGH MAY 7

allegiant: 1,400,000
GifterofBikes: 150,000
kevin “juice” bieksa: 650,000
Mesbonk: 150,000
pandar: 1,200,000
R1c3bowl22: 350,000
Slappydoodle: 150,000
SwegKingu: 500,000


Updated.

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player roster page