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WinstonKodogo587 · 08-29-2016, 01:10 AM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/de.../lovestruck.gif
Lots I actually sleep next to a framed picture of the Riot logo.

2. Are you willing to switch positions? http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/...t/wink.png We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
I'm a Goalie but I am pretty flexible so you could put me on one of the wings were I can do some sick dangles and score goals. [Image: tumblr_lzljkkVxI91qkw88to2_250.gif]

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3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
Yes but late.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=69998
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=69950

Player Page and Update Page are in my Sig.

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
I can't do graphics so here's a gif of a Panda on a slide
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6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
Rank amateur

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
For picking either me or Kirkstone I retaliate with Connor MacDonald.

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
Lots of writing and doing tasks.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
I reckon I could post at least once a day even if it's just a stupid picture in the LR.

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"

ToeDragon84 · 08-29-2016, 05:10 AM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? I want like to imagine all of you in one of my dreams to truly love you. How often do you go lucid in a dream? like 3 times a year I go in and grope everything I can and fuck some weird black fairy, shit is crazy you got to try it. But That's what I want for us, I need you to mail me pictures with your birth date and a hair from your asshole. I will put the hair under my nose when I go to bed and say your name and birthday over and over maybe I will sing happy birithday to you to try and find myself in your dreams on your birthday I'll wake up in the abyss with you. Then you should really let me know before this what you want me to report back, I'll do my thing either way but you get the idea. What was the question ahahaha

2. Are you willing to switch positions? We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
Yeah I want to make $100,000 and I will spend it on redistributions to do whatever, play D idc. Honestly I want to do that anyways like earn lots of money and drastically change myself to find better combos if we can that'd be sick. beat everyone cause were rich and game the system, you HEAR ME IM IN CHARGE NOW. FUCK OFF
3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
Oww. shit no probably not. I don't think I am going to fall past where I did in the SMJHL draft at 21 but I mean if you went to me as your 2nd rounder or. oh fuck it yeah take me first boys that's the only way to know for sure. Balls in your court. Lol
4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
gob.. what the fuck is gob. either way thank you for this opprotunity, that's got some red under it I'm bad with opproroortunity. k thanks here we go.

I'd like to preface this with my players first post and another part of the Visshound's story this will be the continuation of the saga- won't even go in the media so I'm just going to get real weird fast.
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rip this thread.- My name is Toedragon84 player agent of Jason Visser, and I am so happy to be meeting up with Jason today. We last met in the middle of the SMJHL season, Jason had a rough first half. Since then he's performed slightly worse.
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Jason has his tent set up out side Virgin Remy's and I think he's really been enjoying Ferguson's summer. (Love Struck Virgin Remy has a phone number, I just called them and left a message, but shit. I wish they fucking answered. ) I need to get a hold of my player! We have to get chicken before the playoffs fuck!
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Jason's tent is out in that field, I guess we'll go get him.

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God fucking damnit Jason. Where the fuck did he move the tent.
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Visshound: Hey bitch! Where's my pineapple?

Toedraon84 mega-agent: Fuck you, and FUCK EDMONTON those crusty pineapple bitches.

Visshound: Fuck Edmonton.

Toedraon84: How you been Jason ready to get get some fried bird titty? Huh you gonna motorboat that chicken's fat knockers you sick son of a bitch come here Jason <3

Visshound: Fuck yeah you are sick dude, I love it you make me want to puke that chunky shit from my ass. Let's go.

Toedraon84: What the fuck aight.

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Visshound: Where the fuck is it?
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Toedraon84: Goddamit this popeye's doesn't even fucking exist for real, I shows it right next to the fucking wallgreens on the map. It should be right across the street from that bullshit pizza place. Fuck me.

Visshound: Ayy we're in Ryan King's parent's neighborhood dude. Let's just go over to it's house for dinner?

Toedraon84: No shit!? I'll call and see if they'd want to meet up.

Visshound: Fucking TrannyMomLover99doesn't go out to eat man doesn't leave the house ever after their.... Transition. Dude don't you know this? Don't you notice how you never see it at any of our games or practices? Shit don't call let's just fucking go man I'm sure they'll be happy to see me at least.

Toedraon84: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Visshound: Fuck off bud it's just an expression.

Toedraon84: Hey what the fuck do you think they sell in Negwer Materials????

Visshound: No fucking clue bud, just ignore it... And lock the doors TOe Fuck!

.....

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Visshound: This looks like the place my dude.

Toedraon84: You ready for this? It's going to be like... Fucking horrifying. It might be really fucking scary Jason you sure you want to go in there?
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TrannymomLover99: Hi boys!!!!

Visshound: Oh my god oh oh oh fuck fuck fuck fuck run, get back in the. get in the car. Now! Now TOe, get in the fucking car go go go get in the FUCKING GAAAARRRR Get. In. THE. CAR!!!

Toedraon84: Oh shit! hahahahah calm down dude, we're just going to eat with it man. Chill out

TrannymomLover99: Hi Jason! You sucked ass this season!

Toedraon84: Haha! you little bitch!

Visshound: Fuck off

TrannymomLover99: Jason I am going to come out there and squeeze thoseporky legs you slow piece of shit, please for the love of god learn to skate you fat piece of shit

Toedraon84: What is going on! Holy fuck! This is really shitty isn't it Jason? TrannymomLover99? Yeah can we just eat some delicious Indian Ireland

rat bird ?

TrannymomLover99: I'm a vegan.

Toedraon84: Get in the car Jason, let's go.
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Toedraon84: Want some Cheez-itz bud?

Visshound: Is it over? Fucking christ thank god

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here. [Image: Br2ddSN.png]

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
nada
7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast Iet alone the plot of Deadpool. I pick Duey Peter Parker lmfao oh shit he logged in this month, wtf is he doing?
8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
I plan on earning money the way I already have. Word soup. TPE bb PGS, uhhhh all the boring ways. uhhhhh Cheating? yes help me?
9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
3 posts per day thus far, high volume of content very low quality as seen above.

fgh · 08-29-2016, 02:40 PM

Bump over <a href='index.php?showuser=1371' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>BruinsFanatic100</a> and his silly updates Tongue

**bk1689** · 08-29-2016, 03:25 PM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot :-x
I imagine I can give about 12% of my love to the Riot, it doesn't sound like a lot, but trust me it is.

2. Are you willing to switch positions? Wink

We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
I will play wherever you want me, put me in any position you'd like you weirdos.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
Don't see why not.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
I'm a boy, I like hockey, I live in Canada, Go Leafs Go. That's all you need to know. Want any more? Draft me.
Update
Player

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
No graphics here bud

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
I am a complete Amateur, but really eager to learn.

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
It sucks to say, but one of our goalies in Montreal

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
Articles, lots of them. That gets money.
The TPE I am willing to stoop to some low levels for that sweet, sweet stuff.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
I'm fairly active. As of right now I average just above 11 quality posts a day.

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
K

BANACKOCK · 08-29-2016, 11:07 PM

Not my top 3 destination, but I wouldn't piss is c's cornflakes if you took me.

LosGlennos · 08-30-2016, 06:44 AM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot
:-x >:D< Cheers

2. Are you willing to switch positions?
If you see me fitting better somewhere, sure. But I will never ever put on goalie pads.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
I think the real question is if my draft stock will compare to the others. Poeple are so incredibly invested in this game to a point where I almost can't compete. It's hard to tell, but sure, I can se it.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
I am Swedish, I like meatballs, IKEA, Henrik Lundqvist and long walks by the beach. As long as it's not raining, which has to be a chronical issue in Sweden, because it rains ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME! (except for right now.. dunno why though..)

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
Amateur. I know some basics, but I do ask questions about how I should build my character fairly often.

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
Eduard Selich... fucking shorties...

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
Writing, because Photoshop is greek to me.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
Like.. 4-5 posts a day? I am more of a reader.

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
I did post some questions to Gifter a while back. I hope he remembers me... :">

fgh · 08-30-2016, 10:31 AM

Quote:Originally posted by mpc@Aug 29 2016, 12:40 PM
Bump over <a href='index.php?showuser=1371' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>BruinsFanatic100</a> and his silly updates

This time, it's <a href='index.php?showuser=11' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-54'>Abdeezy</a> and <a href='index.php?showuser=1787' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>TML99</a> :lol:

Abdeezy · 08-30-2016, 10:32 AM

Quote:Originally posted by mpc@Aug 30 2016, 10:31 AM

This time, it's <a href='index.php?showuser=11' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-54'>Abdeezy</a> and <a href='index.php?showuser=1787' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>TML99</a> :lol:

NYRangers · 08-30-2016, 01:34 PM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/de.../lovestruck.gif
A lot. Just ask the other Mammoths. I'm never mad at anybody Smile

:-x
2. Are you willing to switch positions? http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/...t/wink.png We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
If that's what the team needs, I'd do it.
3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
Sure. I don't see why not.
4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
The New York Rangers are my life. :lol:
Player Page
Update Page
Although it is in my signature :lol:
5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
I suck at graphics, but I'll write plenty of articles.
6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
Amateur since this is my first contact with it. (But I know it stands for Simon T Hockey Simulator, or something like that :lol: )
7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
No clue.
8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
Articles.
9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
I'm at 6.3 per day right now, so we'll say 6 to 7 posts per day but I'm sure it'll pick up a little bit.
10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
Ok.

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~~GroupMeIsKindOfOkay~~ · 09-01-2016, 06:36 AM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot :-x
- I've always respected GoB and the Riot as an organization. We had some battles while I was GMing Texas and they were always a team I was afraid of.

2. Are you willing to switch positions? Wink

We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
- I haven't had a forward in the SHL since I retired Seguin so honestly I'd rather not as of now. Things can always change tho.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
- I'm assuming I won't get drafted very high lol

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
Player Page
Updates Page

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
- What?

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
- I've been on SHL since S2 and have GMd a couple teams so I think I can a solid grasp of the sim

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
- mpc

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
- Contract and PTs

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
- I'm on the site just about every day

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
- Ok

wheelingmoms · 09-01-2016, 10:00 AM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot [Image: lovestruck.gif]

We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).

I'm a pretty easy going and flexible kinda guy, so yeah, I'd be down for wherever you'd wanna stick me.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?

Maybe. I'm a deep draft option because life is a harsh and cruel mistress, and I joined my class super late (legit, I've been working hard, so I'd like to believe that's the only real reason, but I'm also a little shy about self-promotion, so who knows). But yeah, I have been working hard, and I'll be active as hell if you pick me. I also make really goofy faces when I score points, so:

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if that doesn't make you immediately want to draft me, I don't know what's wrong with you.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.

/clears throat

I give you:

A Gore Bay Boy and His Awesome Dog

Once there was a bantam hockey player named Frank, who had a dog named Butterscotch. Frank and Butterscotch were the best of friends. Frankie and Butters did everything together:

They stole extra portions of Mom's meatball parm together. They went on 5am runs together, even in January when the snow fall slicked the pavement by the shore and made staying on your feet extra hard. They slept in the same bed together at night. They played shinny together, since Butters wasn't half bad at blocking shots with her paws.

Every year when Frankie started going to school far away with his billet family during the week, Butters slept by the door -- regardless of how Frankie's parents tried to coax her away with bacon and sausages -- waiting for Friday night when Frankie would burst through the door, tired and sweaty, hands full of hockey gear and skin still smelling like hockey funk. Friday nights were the best part of Butters' week, just like Sunday nights were the saddest.

Then the day came when Frankie couldn't play hockey anymore. Butters was happy at first, because Frankie stopped leaving Sunday nights, and now that Frank was always home, they could go back to being the best of pals all the time! But Butters noticed something too -- that without hockey, Frankie was different. Acted different. Wanted to be alone in his room a lot all the time. When they went to bed together at night, Butters was always concerned because instead of hockey funk, Frankie's face smelled and tasted like sour salt and was almost always wet even before she went to lick the nasty smell away.

Then the worst day of Butters life happened: she woke up one morning and Frankie wasn't in bed.

Butterscotch searched the Latta household high and low, but no sign of Frankie anywhere. She sat down by the front door, whining, until Mrs. Frankie eventually came downstairs to see what was wrong.

"Girl, it is way too early for your first walk, what's the matter with you?" Mrs. Frankie asked, rubbing at her ears. "And if you want one so bad, why isn't Franks taking you out right now, huh? Is he being a lazy little mooch of a son? Is he? Yes he is."

No he's not, Butters couldn't say back. He's just gone.

Eventually, Mr. and Mrs. Frankie figured out what Butters couldn't say to them, eventually had a sit-down with Little Girl-Smelling Frankie and Younger More Annoying Frankie. Tried to explain what Butters still couldn't understand, that Frankie was gone, but not hockey-gone, some other kind of gone using the words "run away" which Butters understood, but not in that order or when used to talk about Frank. Then more people came into the house, ones that smelled like leather and metal and other dogs, ones with shiny badges that Butters would want to chew on if she weren't so worried about Frank being gone. They used even bigger words Butters definitely couldn't understand, like "post-concussive depression" and "generalized anxiety disorder" and "summary conviction." Butters just knew it meant that Frankie wasn't coming home Friday night, because Frankie was definitely not hockey-gone -- not with this many strangers in their house. She wanted to growl and bark at them all, but Butters knew this wouldn't get Frankie back any faster either.

The whole house stank like sour salt, after the shiny badge men left, and Butters couldn't stand it. There was a hole in the basement, up by the vent window, that she could push open -- it led to the underneath of the house, where it was always damp and full of green dirt and smelled clean. The underneath was also Butters naughty way out of the house, for the nights she just needed to go chasing things in the woods. Maybe Frankie was down at the frozen bay inlet pond, playing shinny. Butters thought that seemed like a reasonable idea, because the inlet always smelled like raw salt (it burned, and was never sour) and fish and a crisp coldness, some of the best things that Butters could think of. Plus -- frozen water meant hockey, and maybe Frank had gone there to get less sad. Even though it was snowing outside, the underneath was protected from the wet drifts, so the hole would still work to let Butters outside. Butters decided she would go there tomorrow, to look for Frank.

In the morning, she waited until after Mr. Frankie fed her breakfast, licked his hand in thanks after, especially because she knew they'd be mad when they realized Butters had gone searching for Frankie, and trotted off to head downstairs. She didnâ€™t even make it to the kitchen doorway, before Mr. Frankie hugged her tight around her midsection. She huffed, but let Mr. Frankie continue.

â€œWe all miss him girl,â€ Mr. Frankie said, voice sounding tight.

OK Butters couldnâ€™t say. Thatâ€™s nice, but youâ€™re not out looking for him, so Iâ€™m going to go out looking for him. Please donâ€™t be upset with me.

Mr. Frankie just hugged her tighter for a minute, before letting her go and rubbing her belly. Butterscotch let him, thumping over to one side, because it felt nice, nobody besides Frankie gave her belly rubs much, and Frankie was gone.

It was afternoon before Butters could escape downstairs to wiggle her way to the outside. She was a little worried about food, but sheâ€™d pulled the tupperware with her meat and rice mixture down off the kitchen counter before leaving, which definitely made her a Bad Dog, but allowed her to eat her dinner before heading out. Butters was pretty confident sheâ€™d be ok for two or three human days, which had to be enough time to find Frankie. She climbed up on Mr. Frankieâ€™s workbench, hopped on to where Little Girl-Smelling Frankie kept all her chewing plastic building blocks in impossibly secure plastic bins, and from there, Butters pushed herself out the window. It was cold, shockingly so, outside, and Butters briefly reconsidered going back indoors and sitting by the wood stove upstairs until the chill settling into her bones was gone and banished, but remembered that, of course, she was doing this for Frankie, and Frankie would deal with a little cold to find her. Butters was determined to do the same for him.

The inlet was about 40k away from the house, and Butters had to wander through town to get there. She was a little worried that someone might try to stop her, pick her up and take her back home, but the only person who even looked at her twice was Billy Sanders. Billy Sanders was a coward and a busybody, so when Billy scrunched up his face like he was gonna go find his mom or something and tell them that the Lattaâ€™s dog was loose, Butters just squared up with little Billy Sanders and growled -- long and low. Billy squeaked, and froze in his tracks. Satisfied, Butters continued onwards with her journey.

It was already turning light by the time she managed to make it all the way over to the inlet -- the smell of the rust on the goals the kids left out there for practice sticking to her nose and dragging her the remaining few kilometers to where Butters was trying to reach. She was tired by the time she got there -- very tired, actually -- so when she did a preliminary sniff of the perimeter and smelled no sign of Frankie, Butters let out a mournful whine, and then padded over to some rocks that seemed relatively dry so she could curl up for a nap.

Butters wasnâ€™t sure then, and probably will never be sure exactly how much time passed after she went to sleep, but she does remember dreaming once.

In the dream, there was this huge ugly Thing. It almost looked like a person, but it smelled much worse than people do -- like pain and heat and fear -- and it was taking shots at Frankie, who was lying asleep on the ice, completely still. He was lying limp on his side between the posts, and no matter how much Butterscotch barked, he just wouldnâ€™t wake up. So Butters did what she could, slid back and forth across the ice and tried to kick away those stupid rubber disks the Thing kept hitting at Frankie, barking and growling at the Thing in an effort to distract it until Frankie woke up. But it didnâ€™t stop, and Frankie didnâ€™t wake up, not even when Butters launched her body between Frankie and a few of the rubber disks she wasnâ€™t able to quite reach, forcing a pathetic yelp out out of her mouth against her will. The first one of those puck disks the Thing got past Butters hits Frankie square in the face, knocking him to the side, but it woke it him up too. Frankie had blinked, sat up, and seen what was going on, and instead of beating the Thing, or fighting it like Butters had seen him do in real life, Frank ignored everything and gone to pick Butters up. Butters tried to lick at Frankieâ€™s fingers, tried to kick at Frankie, get him to do something about the Thing, but he had just smiled, still looking sad, and said â€œYou didnâ€™t have to come looking for me, silly girl.â€

Butters didnâ€™t understand. A sudden warmth had covered her then, the edges of the dream breaking apart like ice in the spring, and she suddenly became aware that she was shaking very hard. She was also in someoneâ€™s lap. That lap belonged to someone who smelled -- the lap smelled like Frankieâ€™s lap, and despite the shaking, Butters tried to wag her tail.

The laugh that echoed across the ice sounded a lot like Frankieâ€™s laugh too, and although most of her face was covered in extra-warm blankets, Butterscotch tried to nose her way out of the pile to see if it really was Frankie holding her in his lap. It was -- it really was Frankie, not just a dream, or some person in Frankieâ€™s clothes -- although he smelled a little different, a little less like sour regret, and a little more likeâ€¦ gravy?

Frankie crinkled a paper bag next to him, and the gravy smell got stronger. Butters could feel herself drooling, sniffing avidly in the direction of the source of the smell. Frankie opened the bag with a smile, pulling out some weird container with hot potato things, and cheese smelling things, and lots and lots of gravy, and put it in front of Butters, who immediately started to eat the wonderful smelling food.

â€œPoutine canâ€™t be good for you, girl, but I bet youâ€™re starving, eh? You were out here for two days, according to Mom. While I was in Montreal. Listen,â€ Frankie stopped talking. Pushed more of the mess of luke-warm poutine towards Buttersâ€™ snout. â€œIâ€™m sorry. Iâ€™m sorry I left, Iâ€™m sorry I didnâ€™t take you with me, Iâ€™m sorry Iâ€™ve been so terrible since the accident. Iâ€™ll get better, OK? It just might take some time. But I wonâ€™t run away again if you donâ€™t.â€

Butters wondered if thatâ€™s what sheâ€™d done -- after all, sheâ€™d just wanted to go looking for Frankie, since it seemed like no one else was trying to find her. But here she was, and Frankie had found her instead. She was very cold, though. The â€œpoutineâ€ tasted amazing, although she could tell from the way her stomach was grumbling, she would probably regret eating it all this quickly later.

â€œIf you hadnâ€™t been mean to Sanders on the way out here yesterday, you know I might not have even found you -- when I came home with Dad, and he didnâ€™t tell me until I was home that you were missing, I almost ran right out of the house again. Thankfully, Sanders saw me putting up the missing posters -- fucking jackass. Called you a shitty dog,â€ Frankie rubbed Buttersâ€™ belly, which she usually hated while eating, but decided she would allow this one time, especially since it helped the shaking. â€œYouâ€™re the best dog.â€

Butterscotch felt that was probably true. She woofed happily to let Frankie know this.

â€œStill probably should take you to the vet though,â€ Frankie sighed. â€œConsidering how cold itâ€™s been at night.â€

Frankie was pretty close to being the best human, too, although things like â€œvet visitsâ€ and stuff like â€œrunning awayâ€ left some room for improvement in her mind. With that said, though, as Frankie unloaded the last of the gravy covered potatoes for Butters to eat, he had brought her snacks when heâ€™d come back, and snacks, Butters figured, forgave almost everything always.

The End.

Also my pages are in my sig.

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.

I really canâ€™t graphic. Iâ€™ll always try, if you twist my arm, but fair warning -- itâ€™ll be bad.

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?

Total amateur, sorry.

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?

any of the goalies, because with their leg pads on, they probably couldnâ€™t out-skate me.

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?

All the ways.

But, um, media? And play progressions, I still plan to do those, on top just plain â€˜ole activity checks. If thereâ€™s anything like PGSes, Iâ€™ll try and jump on those too -- once I got into a rhythm for doing them, they werenâ€™t that hard and a great way to earn tpe.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.

Ah. Well. I donâ€™t post much, tbh -- at least not casually for chatting purposes. I could get better about it, I guess? Atm, low-end 2, high end 10 posts, though thatâ€™s rare, a day. Iâ€™m kind of shy, but I always try to participate in other peopleâ€™s threads.

fgh · 09-01-2016, 07:23 PM

And now bump over <a href='index.php?showuser=1534' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>GoodLeftUndone</a>

GoodLeftUndone · 09-01-2016, 07:28 PM

Quote:Originally posted by mpc@Sep 1 2016, 06:23 PM
And now bump over <a href='index.php?showuser=1534' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-59'>GoodLeftUndone</a>

:-?

mel24 · 09-09-2016, 12:39 PM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/de.../lovestruck.gif
Good, because I have lots of love I am a very loving person

2. Are you willing to switch positions? http://us22.chatzy.com/elements/smileys/...t/wink.png We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
ya i think i'd make a great forward (i am willing to go from smjhl starter to shl backup tho does that count)

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
I think so. I may not be a first round pick, but I know for sure that I deserve to be drafted by y'all.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
People are linking articles here, so here is one I'm super proud of. I could bring back the Mr. Benn story though - I think that's definitely a highlight of my storytelling abilities.

5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
who coulda thunk that i can do both
[Image: rCvUzT8.jpg]

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
right now, definitely amateur, but i also desperately want to know more

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
no one because i dont believe in violence (jk ben waters)

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
massive articles and great graphics, like i've been doing so far. for tpe, i'm great at doing every pt and work really hard to get bonus ones whenever i can

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
I think I'm at like, 5 posts a day? I know the more active the locker room is, the more active I'll be

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
why is c the green squidbilly

twils · 09-21-2016, 12:21 AM

1. How much love is there for you to give to the Riot? We can take a lot :-x
You can have all my love. I am single, so you will have no girlfriend sucking away any of my love from you.

2. Are you willing to switch positions? Wink

We look for players that are versatile and have proven to make those that switch produce (see: Mikko Koskinen, Tommy Creller, and Pavel Bursyuk playing defense despite being forwards).
Not really, I prefer being a forward more than a dman. I'm okay playing any forward position tho.

3. Do you think you're able to actually be drafted by us, given your own "totally not biased" opinion of your draft stock?
I'm first overall material, so if I slip to you guys I will be highly disappointing. But not actually, I've seen myself being ranked to go to you guys or just below you guys in a number of mock drafts, so I would imagine you'd be able to draft me.

4. Tell me a story about you, your player, or anything really. GoB's a literary mind, and we have to have you on point. Please include links to your player page and updates, or tell us lazy asses to look in your signature.
I made a sandwich while I was really drunk the other night and it tasted amazing. Then I tried to recreate it today and it was terrible. Never have more sauce than bread on your sandwich. I hope that's good enough to stimulate your literary mind GoB.
Here's the presser I did, if you actually wanna read something I wrote: My presser

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5. JK, if you can't write, post a graphic. We're desperate here.
Here's a live action picture of Wilson scoring the game winning goal for Seattle in the Champions Cup final.
[Image: xKwgFkf.png]

6. What experience do you have with the STHS sim? If you were pressed to label yourself an Amateur, Semi-pro, Pro, or Expert, which tier would you select?
I've only been around here for a few months, so not too much. I've read a bunch of stuff about it so I'm not clueless. My player did well so clearly I'm doing something right. I'll say semi-pro.

7. Who would you take in the SHL Deadpool?
I'd take Colossus easy. That guy could skate through the entire other team, or just post himself in the net and get shutouts without even moving.

I mean just look at that guy on the right
[Image: 2998861-deadpool-trio.jpg]

8. How do you plan on earning monies and TPE?
Articles and contract for money, my a job idk. TPE by doing PTs, activity checks, and training every week.

9. How active are you? I'm actually looking for a posts/day projection.
My post/day fluxuates depending on my mood, but I think I'm averaging about 3.5 posts since joining the league. I'm still highly active even if I'm not always posting tho. I do a lot more of my talking through discord right now.

10. PM GoB and ADV your questions, some of which will inevitably include, "Why didn't you stop c from creating a Deadpool-themed Prospects Thread?"
k

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