The world’s greatest video game hockey franchise is set to launch its newest, and once again greatest edition tomorrow, December 22nd, as SHL 32 hits the shelves just in time for the Christmas or holiday season. Start immediately in the ‘rush mode’ by playing as your favorite teams, including the two time defending SHL champions, the New England Wolfpack™, or create your own player in the revamped ‘Total Player Evolution’ - TPE mode that allows for more personal interaction than ever before. Watch as your creation is drafted into the SMJHL, plays for a minor league team such as the perennial contenders Halifax Raiders™, and then declare for the SHL draft when you feel the time is right. Follow your player from genesis to retirement as you learn to dominate the league.
Have you ever dreamed of being the GM of your own team? It’s not as hard as it looks, trust us. In ‘Dynasty Mode’, you can choose a city or place anywhere in the world, name your team, design your logo, enter the SHL with brand new ‘expansion draft’ simulators to allow even the most remote of places to have their own shot at community glory. Ever heard of the Lake Titicaca Ticklers? The Dildo Batteries Not Included? Create your team and battle your friends all around the world over the newly integrated ‘SHL-net’ servers. All your dreams and more will come true, with SHL 32.
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SHL 32 will see the launch of a series of mini-games that revolve around one player from each of the fourteen core SHL franchises. For example, the Portland Admirals™ own rookie Colin Banning will be the focus of the teams mini-game in which during loading screens will see the rookie Defenseman attempt to block volleys of pucks, snowballs, trash, beer bottles and harpoons from hitting the Admirals logo. If successful, Banning will provide a hearty Old-Man Lecture™ boost to any one of your players for the next period that can be applied to shooting, passing, or defence.
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Part 2: Offseason Dash! - Experience the excitement of the being eliminated from post season by controlling your favorite players as they race to get the best parking spot at the gold course. Veterans of the dash, such as Mattias Holmberg, know secret shortcuts to get the best possible parking spot. It's up to you on whether you want to follow in their footsteps and use these shortcuts, or test your skill and get to the park spot without the use of shortcuts or cheat codes. Now you and your friends can enjoy the post season rush that SHL players feel every year.
Are you ready for the best hockey game ever?! Don’t waste any more time, pre-order your copy of SHL32 today to enjoy all the bonus features of EA Sports upcoming best seller, coming out this Friday!
Some of this season’s top new modes include:
Be a Ref: The title explains it all. Try your hand at being an SHL referee, tired of the blown calls or the non-calls, let’s see if you can do better! You are rated every game on 5 crucial components. Each coach will be grading you on your performance, so you got to be fair to both teams, the home fans will grade you and they are always hard to please! SHL headquarters will be watching you closely, and giving you an unbiased grade on how you handled the game, and the sports analysts will grade you as well, on how entertaining you helped the game become.
Live the life: Here you get to experience the full life of an SHL player. Taken from our current mode, Be a Pro, and with the addition of all the hard work, the criticism, the praise and the good parts of life. See how your coaches, fans and even the media will judge you. Hit the gym on your personal time and make sure to be on time for practice! Finally, your pay check will be entirely up to you to spend on new equipment, training, or a vacation in the off-season!
Also, try your hand at the WALLY mode! Your GM has just hired you to help him lead a team that looks to be going absolutely no where, he wants you as his Co-GM! The catch is, he’s actually going to do nothing but give you the thumbs up or down on everything you do. Earn his trust to the point where you don’t need to check with him anymore, and one day, maybe you’ll become head GM, and hire your own Co-GM! However, if you can’t turn this franchise around and have it looking like one of the youngest most promising teams in the SHL, maybe you’ll never move up the ranks, and be a life long Co-GM of the SHL.
Quote:Originally posted by Abdeezy@Dec 21 2016, 11:41 AM Are you ready for the best hockey game ever?! Don’t waste any more time, pre-order your copy of SHL32 today to enjoy all the bonus features of EA Sports upcoming best seller, coming out this Friday!
Some of this season’s top new modes include:
Be a Ref: The title explains it all. Try your hand at being an SHL referee, tired of the blown calls or the non-calls, let’s see if you can do better! You are rated every game on 5 crucial components. Each coach will be grading you on your performance, so you got to be fair to both teams, the home fans will grade you and they are always hard to please! SHL headquarters will be watching you closely, and giving you an unbiased grade on how you handled the game, and the sports analysts will grade you as well, on how entertaining you helped the game become.
Live the life: Here you get to experience the full life of an SHL player. Taken from our current mode, Be a Pro, and with the addition of all the hard work, the criticism, the praise and the good parts of life. See how your coaches, fans and even the media will judge you. Hit the gym on your personal time and make sure to be on time for practice! Finally, your pay check will be entirely up to you to spend on new equipment, training, or a vacation in the off-season!
Also, try your hand at the WALLY mode! Your GM has just hired you to help him lead a team that looks to be going absolutely no where, he wants you as his Co-GM! The catch is, he’s actually going to do nothing but give you the thumbs up or down on everything you do. Earn his trust to the point where you don’t need to check with him anymore, and one day, maybe you’ll become head GM, and hire your own Co-GM! However, if you can’t turn this franchise around and have it looking like one of the youngest most promising teams in the SHL, maybe you’ll never move up the ranks, and be a life long Co-GM of the SHL.
Are you ready for SHL S32 : LA Panther Edition to hit the video game shelves this holiday season? Are you aware of the amazing features jam packed in this game to give you the most authentic SHL experience ever!
That's right SHL fans, just get a load of these game modes:
- Be a GM mode: Play the LA Panthers GM as they lose out of a playoff spot in S31 by "issues within the league" and deal with trying to attract free agents and retain future superstars like Chris Crutchfield and Sebastian Strange after this incredible disappointment. See real behind the scenes comments by the league (some you won't believe - and will taint your view of the league forever!! and deal with players during contract or free agent negotiations!!
- Be a Superstar Mode: Play up and coming superstar net-minder Timo Haas, Marc Andre Malkin, or another Panthers superstar like Kaapo Kekkonen or Sven Karlsson or any other Panther and see what it takes to be a superstar!! That's right, control all aspects of their lives, from how they eat, exercise or even party!
- Flash back Mode: Pick your perfect Panthers team from all the Panthers from previous years to create your ultimate LA Panthers team and compete online versus your friends!!
- Locker Room/Bench Mode: Listen in to coaches between periods as they change strategy - listen to leaders like Jaxson Reynolds, Felix Herzog and others pump up their team on the bench and get immersed into the game like never before!!!
Exclusive Bonus Game in S32: LA Panthers Edition!!
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As a LA Panther fan get the exclusive "As it Should Have Been Mode (Sebastian Strange's mini-game)"
This mode let's you take the LA Panthers through the S31 playoffs like they weren't robbed of a Playoff spot!! Will they win the cup? See how the S31 playoffs should have gone! Adjust lines, tweak strategies and call up players and control them like Timo Haas!!! No other game allows you this freedom to change history to what it should have been!! Will Jorma Ruutu or Johnny Cahill score the championship goal? Will Chris Crutchfield crush someone into the boards? You get to decide!
Plus, as an added bonus in this mini-game you can carry your victory over into the S32 Season! Sign players as the cup champions and have free agents knocking down your door!
Only you control the fate of the LA Panther in both the S31 playoffs and in Season 32!
Welcome to the SHL 32 announcement event! Let´s just go straight to the point, here is some details about the game.
1. The game engine has taken a step towards realism, have you ever wondered why there is no blood after getting hit in the face by a stick? That is going to change in SHL 32, there will be blood on the ice if your player hits the boards face first or takes a stick to the face. If you are not a fan of bloody things, you can always turn the blood effects off from the settings!
2. Tired of waiting between the seasons? No more, you can just skip the playoffs and start the next season right away after the regular season is over. Quite handy if your team did not make the playoffs.
3. Brand new spectator mode. You will get the chance to watch your friends play from the stands and perhaps even yell at them if you feel like it. You can also walk around and talk with other spectators. Only five spectators per team is allowed to make potential fights in the stands fair.
4. Improved line changes. Game not going so well? In SHL 32 you can come off the ice and sit on the bench if it looks like you are having a bad day. In the previous versions the whole line changed at once, which caused some trouble if your coach was not on top of things. That should be fixed now when you can change one or two players at a time!
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Ruutu´s mini-game.
Did someone just take the puck away from you or tried to insult your mother? You don´t have to take that anymore, we added a little feature where you can do two-hand slashes when retaliating a foul play. Can also be used on your team mates if the pass to you was weak or they did not even pass the puck to you.
Each two-hand slash drains 25% of your energy, so need to choose your moments carefully, unless you of course want to be the slowest player on the ice for rest of the period. If and when the ref sees you slashing other player(s), it will be a automatic game penalty and a 5 min PK for your team. That should also prevent people from using it just for fun.
BOSTON, MA - Finally, at the first game in New England, the unveiling of the most current version of the SHL video game franchise was met with great praise. There are all sorts of new features being talked about for the S32 version of the immersive hockey experience. IGN gave the game a 9.4/10, calling the game "The best version of a classic" and "Not just another vague sports game." There are plenty of regular features that always get highlighted as new and ground-breaking, so hooray for the "new physics engine" that allows for the teeth from players to fly to the ice in real time! Other major features that are being improved upon include: - SMJHL play (Glitch allowed users to bypass the draft directly and just start on an SMJHL team, now that glitch is the only option) - IIHF play (The most bemoaned part of the SHL games now comes with a new set of annoying pop-up screens that makes it even harder to skip the offseason task) - Offseason (Speaking of offseason, the offseason is now EVEN LONGER! Gamers got what they wanted and now they have to wait even longer for the game to decide on the pre-determined start date) - Suspensions (With the Viatcheslav Orlov suspension, the game reformed the suspension process to include a luxury-box view for your Be-A-Pro if you are forced off the ice but want to watch your team win without you) - Be An Advisor (Now, on top of GM mode, you can just be an advisor to the SMJHL scene, and based on a random number generator, your changes get voted yes or no by the real people in charge. I swear, it's better than NFL Head Coach)
The BONUS MINIGAME that is being included this season is SHL Fight Night. Inspired by the new SHL.com article series, you build upon the Enforcer build and, right alongside the goal and assist leaderboards, are the Fighter leaderboards. Make a name for yourself as the best fists on ice, working out with legendary Duke of the Dukes Steven Jalopski in Calgary to get better at taking Ls and beating the shit out of sniper non-fighters. Work your magic and become a more immersed fighter, customized with a walk-out song every time you leave the bench and 3 different finishing moves: Sweep the Leg, Pin to the Boards, or Headbutt. The new physics engine allows for more arms caught in jerseys and bad draws thanks to balance issues, and the weekly leader atop the Fighter boards earns a contract bonus (if you fought for it in your contract), and the winner at the end of the season gets the rights to the SHL Fight Night belt, worn throughout the next season.
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Welcome to this years SHL32 press release where the following new updates have taken place:
1) Hall of Fame Players are finally added:
Have you ever wanted to see how your favourite superstars of the past would far in comparison to the talent of today. Well... now you can with this exciting feature where you can add Hall of Famers to your games and try to see how well they shape up.
2) Be a Pro
Ever wanted to guide a SHL players career that is either established OR create a new rookie. now you can. With options that are endless which includes which equipment you can give your player. You can have them either play the SMJHL season to go into the SHL draft or go right to the draft without having to compete in Jrs!
3) Create Your Franchise
Don't like the teams available and you know there are plenty of teams that you don't like? You can either relocate that team or create a brand new team right from scratch to enter into the SHL franchise by creating logo, arena, and etc. You would get an expansion team and enter an expansion draft just like Portland and Buffalo and attempt to build your team into a contender.
Bonus Game
BLADES OF STEEL
Ever get frustrated with how complex new generation video games have gotten and want to go back in time. Well now you can with SHL's version of Blades of Steel. Just like in the past simple controls and simple graphics. If you want to get into a fight with Mac you can just play a game against him and beat him up! When you win.. he goes into the penalty box! Relive the game of the past within the game of the future. As Blades of Steel is a great game for the kids. They will be surprised that there were video games back then.
SHL32 - Take the next step. All new game modes, new and deeper experiences and the best on-ice gameplay ever make SHL 32 the best SHL game to date! In addition to everyone's favourite game modes we are now pleased to introduce three new game breaking features:
1 - Build a Franchise: Think you can do better than the Portland Admirals or the Buffalo Stampede? Well now it's time to prove it! This brand new mode allows you build an entirely new franchise from the ground up, including team name, location, arena, jerseys and much more. When you're ready your fresh new franchise can be used in our deeply immersive Be a GM mode.
2 - Be a Co-GM: With the insane amount of turnover in the general manager position as of late we thought it'd be time we allow players to ease themselves in to the role. Make trades, sign new players, and make management decisions all while running it through your soon to step-down GM!
3 - Classic Mode: Hate it when a friend wants to play but is absolutely useless with the skill stick? Well with this earth shattering new feature you can now reduce the game to three buttons and directional pad! No longer can your buddy blame the loss on their inability to play to game.
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Last but certainly not least a brand new BONUS mode for all those who pre-order SHL32 - Infinite Outdoor Classics! What's better than one outdoor classic? Two outdoor classics? try again. Five outdoor classics? WRONG again! With this brand new mode every single game can be an outdoor classic because who doesn't like weather delays and terrible ice surfaces. This game mode includes many of your all time favourite locations including Michigan Stadium, Heinz Field, Busch Stadium, Gillette Stadium, National Park, Citizens Bank Park, Fenway Park, New Era Field and many more. Take your game to the next level by taking it outdoors!
The greatest league is playable once again in the newest installment of SHL 32.
BaGM mode- Take control or your favorite SHL team and lead them to a Challenge Cup. Can you break Toronto's curse? A new addition to the game this year is the expansion draft and relocation. You can relocate and rebrand one of the teams you hate and make them even worse. In expansion mode, you will be one of 2 teams joining the league, but be careful, as you'll be stuck with a bunch of scrubs, so you better be in it for the long haul.
All new SMJHL league- You can now take control of any of the 8 SMJHL hockey teams, with updated rosters for added authenticity. Players from this league will develop and be drafted in the SHL.
Exclusive: Get Banned mode- Use your mic to curse like a jilted sailor and insult other users online. Did you have sex with their mother? Let them know in as many languages as possible. You can also send them rude messages with emoticons from the official SHL website. Can you get banned from all the servers and break the hi-score?
Live the Life- create your own player and develop them from a noob to a champion. You can also take control of any other pre-existing player. Each player, including your own, will have different personalities and day-to-day tasks that can improve your stats, so every new player is a fresh experience.
McZ Scramble mode- An exciting game where you must communicate with SHL star VLAD McZehrl in order to score goals and win games. Your screen will be black, so you must follow his incoherent madness of orders to succeed. Scoring goals won't be easy though, as needles will be flying towards your dick, so be careful. This game comes in three difficulties: easy (speaks German), Medium (speaks English), Hard (Drunk English). Message prompts are available if a mic is not present.
Banana Fosters Zamboni Race- Select a player and race against a computer or a friend. Crazy pickups include slippery bananas, chicken parms (gassy speed), angry mascot (mascot blocks the opponent's path), the North Star (pick this up to automatically lose), and many more!!! Clean the ice with your opponent's tears!!!
P.S. no hate is intended to anyone (and team) mentioned in this post.
JKortesi81 SHL GM
S32, S40, S42, S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to SHL 32! We’ve revamped our approach to the number one hockey video game franchise for this season! Gone are the silly things like “realism†and included now are the “craziness†factors. What does this mean? Well, it means that goalies will be able to stop 57 shots some games, and then go ahead and let in 5 goals on 6 shots the next! Skaters will inexplicably dump the puck in the corner on a 2 on 1 rush! And whats that? You want even MORE craziness?!?! Then let me introduce you to our new modes!
Multi-mode! Sick and tired of only controlling one player (BORING! on their way to Challenge Cup supremacy? With Multi-mode you can create as many players in the league as you want! But be careful! If you become too obvious with your multis, you’ll draw the attention of the scary IP Police! You’ll race to avoid getting caught by the IPP (yeah you know me) and you’ll upgrade your abilities such as the IP Scrambler or the DDOS Attack aimed at the IPP so you don’t get caught!
Our other mode you ask? Commissioner Chaos! Do you have what it takes to be the next SHL Commish? Work your way up the ranks of the SHL however you see fit. You start as an entry level banker or updater, and through hard work and making the right friends in the league, you’ll find your way to Head Banker/Head Updater, or even a Co-GM, eventually working your way to GM of a team, weaseling your way into the Head Office, and eventually rigging the vote to get you in to be the Commissioner of the entire league! Good luck!
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BONUS MINI GAME: MASKOT KOMBAT! Choose either your own player or the handsome Joe Kurczewski as you take him through fighting battles against each of the SHL’s mascots in an action-packed, tournament style game. Say goodbye to boring old Point Tasks as each match you win earns your player more TPE, but there is always a chance you can get locked into a battle at random where your own TPE is on the line! Play at your own risk! Each mascot has its own unique fighting style, and the order in which you face them changes each time, giving you over 87 billion different challenges!
Welcome to SHL 32, the brand new hockey game which has a few tweaks and updated rosters from SHL 31. No, Really, you're a sucker if you paid $80 bucks for updated rosters and a few tweaks. Because if you just used maybe 1 hour a day for 5 days you could have just updated the rosters yourself and lived without the minor tweaks.
Be A GM Mode
Stays the same every year, nothing has changed. Hopefully you aren't one of those people who load up their own team with all-stars by just trading draft picks and your scrub players. If you are one of those guys you are scum of the earth. Thank you for ruining the fun of this game and not being realistic.
Also, included though is the option for expansion. You will mostly likely be stuck with players who suck but if you are ready for the long haul please without a doubt this mode is for you. This is not for the weak hearted though as it will be a long process.
Be A Pro Mode
Here is where you can start your career in the SMJHL by being drafted. You will spend a year or two here before being drafted to a SHL Team. Most likely if you are drafted by Kelowna no one will draft you into the SHL unless the team is the New England Wolfpack. Hopefully you will not be stuck on those two teams because that would suck a lot.
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Introducing in this new SHL game though, will be SHL Hitz 2016. It is much like one o the best games ever made in SHL Hitz 2003 except it will be all updated with rosters and such. Everything will be the same though as you will have lots of monstrous hits and lots of players going through the draft. This is a fun game for those who love the hitting aspect so really the New England Wolfpack will not be one of the better teams in this game as they will live up to the name Softpack. Which in my opinion is fitting. Eggy12 sucks
Its that time of the year again. Time for new installment of the SHL franchise, SHL S32. There are a few new additions to the game this year, and some changes to preexisting features. Lets quickly go over some of the new and revised game modes.
Be A Pro: This fan favorite game mode is returning. As usual it allows players to determine what style of player they want to be. One of the new features is the removal of all player types other than Sniper. After looking at the statistics from last years' game, EA determined that nobody wanted to do anything but score. Grinders, Power Forwards, Enforcers, Defensive Defensemen, all of them removed. So far this has been one of the better changes because, lets be real, who really wants stop the opposition when you can just score a dope ass hatty every game. As usual, if this is your first year playing, expect to be ignored by fellow teammates and management alike. They’ve been playing together for 10 seasons across multiple teams, why do they give a shit who you are?
Online Season: This new game mode will be ground breaking. Tired of losing because you just suck at the game or made bad decisions on where to spend your experience? Well in the Online Season mode your player attributes and success will be based of off how much time you can commit to keeping the game on. You will be judged against the other players based on how much time you don’t spend in the real world. Lose power? Have a "real life" commitment? School? Well expect your performance to suffer, as it should.
Here is the newest game mode as voted by you, the fans:
Draft Class: In this mode you will design your player, determine your stats, and pick a weakness. Here's a hint, if your weakness isn’t checking, you're not getting picked early. The goal of the game is to try to figure out who to interact with to improve your draft stock. With the addition of "Discord" it gives you another option to brown nose with future GMs who don’t care about your activity level or play style. It also takes into account how many times you have played this game mode and uses past reputation gains to help improve your draft stock, because who really cares what you can do on the ice, its just fake hockey anyway.
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I promised <a href='index.php?showuser=1770' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Allen</a> a sig and never delivered, so I did this instead. I'm never going to do any jersey change that isn't Bolts to Renegades ever again.
New this season with SHL 32: Tanner's Teddy Bear Hunt!
Recently retired legendary Steelhawks/Wolfpack goaltender Jakob Tanner's teddy bear is missing! You must search the locker room, bench, equipment room and ice for him. Find special Challenge Cup pucks to unlock clues from famous Steelhawks teammates like Rider Clitsome and Griffin Simons, and collect bonus items like the three million Challenge Cup Rings Tanner won during his SHL career.
Once the teddy bear is found, you will be able to unlock special jerseys for the bear to wear as he sits on top of the net during games cheering you on. Finding the special Wolfpack Challenge Cup rings will result in a special edition Wolfpack jersey for both Tanner and his teddy to wear during games.
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I promised <a href='index.php?showuser=1770' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Allen</a> a sig and never delivered, so I did this instead. I'm never going to do any jersey change that isn't Bolts to Renegades ever again.
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