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daBenchwarmer · 01-05-2017, 04:15 PM

[The YouTube video starts up , with a blue-scale background of various Admiral players over the years scoring goals or making fantastic plays in the background. As the background progresses, superimposed on it, the text

<div align="center">Mic'd Up [Explicit]
Isaac Kaiser
Game Link</div>

The video then fades to a full dressed Kaiser adjusting his helmet outside of the visitor's locker room. Around him, the Portland Admirals line-up for the night are all dressed in their white, away, jerseys. Although Kaiser's mic is muffled during this encounter, it is still able to pick up what the players are saying.]

???: Hey let's fucking go boys! We got this! Whoo!

OTTO: Nothing to say Kaisey?

KAISER: Nah bud, saving my chirps for the ice!

???: That is if you play!

[The group laughs before someone out at the front of the hallway calls them up. Showtime. As the Admirals make their way to the ice, a few of them whoop or holler before exiting to the ice, stepping out only to be booed by the Edmonton crowd. Kaiser can be seen skating onto the ice, ignoring the fists and hands held out by fans, looking for acknowledgement from the players as he skates around the ice, bobbing his head to the music the Rink PA is blasting.

One of the Admirals players skate up next to Kaiser, it's his linemate, Cikgnar Konstantinov.]

KONSTANTINOV: Heyyyy let's fucking go buddy!

KAISER: Man this is my jam, you don't even know.

[The two laugh before they head off to the bench. The video cuts to the middle of the game, Kaiser stepping onto the ice. Coming down the ice is one of the Blizzard players, possessing the puck. Immediately Kaiser goes to hit him, but the player dumps the puck in the Admirals zone, and effectively dodges Kaiser's hit.]

KAISER: Next time Escobar, you fucking slug!

[The video cuts to a sustained Blizzard attack in the Admirals' zone. Kaiser is up against the Blizzard's right defence man, Winston Windsor. As a pass slides up to Windsor, Kaiser immediately begins to pressure him, starting to skate up to him, appearing to attempt a shot block before lashing out with his stick. Immediately, Windsor passes the puck off to his partner and ends Kaiser's pressure.]

WINDSOR: You're getting slow Kaisey!

KAISER: What was that old man?! You're gonna have to speak up you retirement home bound fuck!

[The video cuts to Kaiser on the bench, with one of the Admirals Assistant Coaches, presumably Dominic Keller, saying something to him.]

KELLER: Casy's wanting the 2nd Line to play an up tempo game in the Blizzard's zone. We're down by 2 goals, so we need the momentum to go our way.

KAISER: You want me to throw a couple hits?

KELLER: More than that Kaisey. We need points. Go out there, set up with Konstie and Russ and have some pressure in the O-zone.

KAISER: You tell them this too?

KELLER: Yeah.

[The video then cuts to Kaiser on the bench, watching a shift by the Admirals in the Edmonton Blizzard zone. The face-off is won by the Admirals as the puck is picked up by Shea Robinson. As he steps in, he fakes a shot before passing the puck to Nick Leier, who skates past the battling centres, and snaps a shot that rifles over both Brett Broadway's glove and the net. It trickles to one of the Blizzard defenders, who are immediately pinned to the boards by Leier and then poked loose and picked up by Mike Ross. He circles around the net and then slides it into the open part of the net scoring.

The bench erupts as the Admirals players cheer, congratulating both each other and then the line that comes flying down the side of the bench, continuing to cheer.]

KAISER: Fucking right boys! Whooo!

[The video's scene shifts, the Admirals are in the neutral zone, with Konstantinov taking the face-off. As he wins the face-off, he sends the puck backwards to one of the defence men, who shoot it upwards to Nathan Russett, tipping the puck in for a dump and chase.

Russett sends the puck over to Konstantinov, who attempts to pass to Kaiser before being shoved by one of the Blizzard players into the boards. Kaiser however, skates in and picks the puck up, puckhandling before sending the puck down low to Konstantinov. Inching forward into the slot, Kaiser finds himself left wide open by the Blizzard defenders.]

KAISER: Konstie! Open!

[Konstantinov recognizes Kaiser's position and sends a beautiful saucer pass through two Blizzard defenders onto Kaiser's stick. He winds up and takes a wrist shot, aiming for the bottom of the net. The goalie however, pushes off and manages to snag the shot with his pad before smothering the puck. Kaiser rushes, hoping for a rebound, but none can be found as he is shoved away by one of the defenders.]

???: Fuck outta here bud.

KAISER: Coach know you're out here?

???: Real original you shit.

KAISER: Buddy I've heard better chirps back in squirts, fuck me you're terrible.

[The player grabs Kaiser as a scrum quickly forms, the players shouting insults at each other, with the referees in the middle of it trying to get the players apart.]

REF: Thorvaldsen! Your team's up by one! Fuck off and go to the bench!

[The Blizzard player shoves Kaiser one more time before skating off back to the Blizzard bench. Kaiser breathes in a tiny bit before looking back at the bench. The video cuts to a sustained effort by the Admirals' second line in the Blizzards' zone. As Kaiser screens the Blizzard goalie, battling with one of the defenders in front of the net, he notices the puck being cycled up at the blue line before Barak Obrana sends the puck down low to Konstantinov. Konstantinov shows off his fancy stickwork, blazing past one of the Blizzard defenders before passing the puck down low to a Russett, who seemingly appeared out of thin air, who knocks it home.

Goal.

Kaiser immediately turns and grabs Russett, screaming in joy.]

KAISER: Russy you fucking beauty!

???: Holy fuck Konstie your fucking sick hands are gorgeous.

KONSTANTINOV: Fucking beaut eh boys?

[As the group finishes celebrating, they pass by the bench, Russett and Konstantinov going first before Kaiser follows them, getting a head rub from one of the players on the bench. Grinning and looking up at the scoreboard, Kaiser finds that the score is now pleasantly tied at 2-2.]

KAISER: Boys! We have the entire 3rd Period to get a fucking goal! Let's go win this game!

[The video cuts to Kaiser sitting on the bench, breathing heavily before tapping Russett's leg.]

KAISER: That was fucking sick.

RUSSETT: We're a fucking great team bud.

[The video cuts to Kaiser skating down through the neutral zone with the puck. With his head up the entire way, he chips the puck past Gustavs Muschenkersons and speeds his way past the defence man before making a fancy move with the puck and backhands it towards the net. As the puck trickles wide, Russett picked it up, wheeling about and making a move past a defender, shaking off a slash. He fires, the shot being blocked before he picks up the puck once again, firing and beating the Blizzard clean under the blocker.

The Edmonton crowd boos rain in as Russett celebrates, making a line towards the glass before jumping into it and looking back at the Admirals players skating towards him.]

KAISER: Jesus Christ you fucking beauty!

???: Holy hell Russy!

KONSTANTINOV: Atta boy Russy! Sick play buddy!

[The players then skate back to the bench where they celebrate with the bench, fist bumping or high fiving the various players on the bench. Grinning, Kaiser heads back onto the bench before Sebastian Casmaar leaned in to speak to the Russett-Konstantinov-Kaiser line.]

CASMAAR: Good fucking hustle boys. Russett, nice goal.

[Casmaar then lifts himself from the players before projecting his voice out to the bench.]

CASMAAR: Let's shut the guys down boys! Come on!

[The video then cuts to Kaiser celebrating the Admirals' win with Tyler No Nerves, tapping him on the pads with his stick and rubbing his helmet.]

KAISER: Nice W No Nerves.

[No Nerves says something but it is muffled by his mask and is inaudible to the microphone. Kaiser grins, understanding what No Nerves says before fist bumping his blocker. Cut to Black, with red text overlay:

<div align="center">Admirals Mic'd Up</div>

END VIDEO.]

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tweedledunn · 01-05-2017, 04:21 PM

:admirals:

daBenchwarmer · 01-05-2017, 04:23 PM

Quote:Originally posted by tweedledunn@Jan 5 2017, 04:21 PM
:admirals:

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