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Not ready for grading yet. I'll probably wait for a few more questions.
Welp. Today marks a year since I joined the site. Ask me questions, I guess, or post and I'll talk about you. I'm bored on a tour bus in Finland, might as well start this now.
[Yes, I know pressers get half-pay. Not really doing it for the money. Just figured I'd get some interesting questions.]
<a href='index.php?showuser=2638' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-17'>TheDangaZone</a>
If you could change something from the past year on here, what would it be?
I would have tried to talk to more people when I first got onto the site. I was very isolated because I didn't really know how to interact with people unless I was forced into direct involvement with them (a locker room, a Discord, a job, etc). I probably would have done different things with my build too, haha. I would have liked a different few years in juniors for my player, even if I did win a Cup.
What do you look forward to and what are your plans for the next year?
I don't really know what I'm looking forward to as far as this site. Maybe my player getting marginally better, since that seems to be the trend right now. I'm pretty content with where I am as far as the jobs I have and everything. I'm not seeking anything right now. Personally/IRL, I'm looking forward to college! Heading off in a month. It's going to be crazy.
<a href='index.php?showuser=1358' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>jRuutu</a>
Where in Finland are you?
I was in Helsinki!
Any comments about Finland in general so far?
I only got to spend a day there, but it's very nice! I didn't get to see that much at all, but I don't know whether there just isn't that much to do in Helsinki or whether I just didn't spend enough time there.
How did you found about SHL?
As far as my presence online as a hockey fan, <a href='index.php?showuser=2101' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>Jenny</a> practically raised me. She started posting about it on Twitter last summer, inviting us to join, and it seemed interesting, so I signed up.
One year is fairly short time, but is SHL any different now when comparing to the time when you joined?
I think it's gotten a bit tamer. I see people being marginally more civil to each other now than a year ago, which is interesting and pretty cool. I do say marginally, though, it hasn't changed
that much. It also seems a little more organized, especially at the juniors level. Honestly, it all seems about the same. SHL gonna SHL. Things don't change much around here when looking at the big picture.
Any tips or advice for newer users on having an enjoyable time in SHL?
Don't fret so much about what older (or even just other) members of the site say or what they think of you. You'll have a lot more fun. That's something I wish I had known when I first joined, and something I still sometimes have trouble reconciling. I think if I had kept that in mind when I first joined and not listened to the opinions of other people, I'd be a more involved public forum presence on the site now instead of retreating to my LRs and assorted Discords. Get to know people and try not to be so self-conscious about whom you're talking to and what you or other people are doing. You'll enjoy yourself more.
<a href='index.php?showuser=1286' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-52'>r1c3bowl22</a>
How do you think your second year will differ from your first year?
For one, I know a lot more people now. Maybe I should rephrase that though; a lot more people know
me now. By getting involved in so many odd jobs, I've gotten to know a lot of people on the site, and people have started to recognize my name. Almost all the new people entering the site nowadays at least tangentially know me as well, whether it be because I sent them their first message or just by virtue of being in the rookie Discords. That's a pretty big change considering that for most of my first year, I felt like a grain of salt in the sea among so many people. Otherwise? Idk, maybe I'll crack the secret to being a line goddess and Russia will win a thousand gold medals. That'd be cool.
If a new member asked you "who the heck is this r1c3bowl person?" what would you say?
He's someone who has held toooooooo many jobs on this site, someone who for some godforsaken reason loves ecology enough to pursue it as a career, and someone whose player has helped mine break out. Thanks for that, by the way. It's refreshing.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2643' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>DannyMethane</a>
Who the neck is this r1c3bowl person?
Idk man, just some straggler who keeps wandering back into my locker room every so often after hanging with other teams.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2349' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>bozzz</a>
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a hotdog isn't a sandwich?
The weight of approximately 42 Cupcakes.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2644' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-17'>Loco</a>
what is ur favorite memory of ur first year on the site?
I don't know if I have a standout favorite, since I've had some good times on this site. I do have some moments that immediately come to mind, though. Funnily enough, even though I've both won a Four Star Cup and gotten drafted 1st overall, the first moment that came to mind was actually the second? third? time I recorded a podcast with <a href='index.php?showuser=2327' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-69'>ztevans</a>. Primarily because the entire time, I couldn't stop laughing. We were needling each other about the dumbest things on that episode, more so than the other two we recorded together. I've gotten no greater pleasure on this site than provoking him into saying "I fucking hate you" on air to me, lmao. I think I'm the only guest on his podcast that has had the honor of receiving legitimate verbal vitriol from him. :lol:
<a href='index.php?showuser=2327' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-69'>ztevans</a>
Why didn't Zach Evans just go the fuck away after Volks killed him in game 5 of the S30 Halifax-Detroit series?
He did. For like, four seasons. Or did you forget our rookie wager?
<a href='index.php?showuser=30' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>HabsFanFromOntario</a>
How much do you love your rookies?
They know how much I love them, I tell them as much on a daily basis. They crack me up all the time. Nothing better than popping in every so often and seeing the weird shit they get to talking about in the rookie Discord. And of course, they have fantastic music taste; kind of hard not to love them. It's awesome every season to see the rookies we help out grow, get used to each other, and then go off and do big things on the site without us.
<a href='index.php?showuser=1546' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Slappydoodle</a>
In Finland right now, where's next?
Well, I've been in Russia since yesterday! We're heading out tonight though, next stop is Tallinn, Estonia tomorrow.
How many more seasons does Ole Slappy have in him?
He needs to have about 15 more in him, because Volkova absolutely refuses to play without her captain. Take the Elyk route and just never leave us, please.
Is Volkova ready to be an elite forward in this league? Ultimately are you building a sniper or more of an all-around skater?
The first answer is absolutely not. She's playing at a marginally lower scrub level this season, which is cool, but she's not even close to elite, and at this point, I don't know if she'll ever be. I wanted to build a physical sniper, but somehow that build produced a tiny playmaker. I don't really know what's going on anymore.
Ready for school yet?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno. I mean, I'm really excited for my classes (I enroll tomorrow) and my music housing. But I don't think it's really hit me yet that I'm actually moving.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2280' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>daBenchwarmer</a>
Why didn't Kaisey go away when you knocked him the fuck out during that SHL game?
I don't know. But it was pretty fucking awesome.
<a href='index.php?showuser=1322' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>mpc</a>
Is being Russia's GM still fun/exciting?
To be honest, it's gotten more stressful every season. I always feel weird being Head considering that I'm one of the newest members of the team and surrounded by veterans who probably expect more success than we've had. I know our roster has the talent to be continual contenders, but the fact that I've just never found the secret to making it work concerns me almost every tournament when I'm tinkering with lines. I do love being "Mother Russia," though. I'm proud of my team and I'm proud to lead it.
If you had to rank the jobs you've had, from most fun to least fun, what would that ranking be?
I assume you mean on the site. I haven't had that many major jobs, just a lot of minor ones.
1. Rookie Mentor (Head)
2. Russian Federation Head
3. PT Grader
4. Fantasy Manager
5. SMJHL Awards Committee member
When are you becoming a FA?
Technically, as of right now? End of this season. Realistically? Only in your wildest fantasies, bud. You couldn't pay me enough to leave West Kendall voluntarily.
In traditional presser fashion, talk about me plz.
Clards... Do you know how weird it is to see you as a GM now? [I wasn't around for your last runs, so I don't know how different this'll be.] :lol: In all seriousness, I'm happy for you. It'll be interesting to see what you do with the team. You were the person who gave me my first (and so far, only) shot at management, and that's something I still appreciate quite a bit. You know you get a lot of shit on this site, including some from me occasionally, but you're a good member of this site and a great friend.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2241' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>NYRangers3061</a>
How do you feel about Starfox winning the "Best Raiders Dog" vote?
I love it. He is my precious boy and I'm glad other people can recognize that. I'm very proud of him.
Can Russia win a medal in IIHF next season?
I know our roster is strong enough to do it. Just a matter of playing with lines to figure out how to get it done. I sincerely hope so. I have a lot of faith in our team.
How are you liking the rookie mentor job?
Do you mean the job in general or the position as head? Because I've been holding a job as a mentor for 3 or 4 seasons now. That being said, I love it. It's my favorite thing about being on the site nowadays. I feel like I actually get to make a difference and help in my own little way. I'm probably not going to apply to any GM positions anymore, since I wouldn't be good at it, but this is the next best thing. This is the part of GM'ing that I think I
am good at, interacting with and helping rookies. As far as becoming head, literally nothing's changed. I do the same share of work I did before, and I haven't had to sign a paycheck yet since the season hasn't ended. I've done nothing differently since the transition. Don't know whether that means I was doing my job right before or that I'm doing it wrong now :lol:
<a href='index.php?showuser=2509' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-62'>Crossfit Jesus</a>
How many shots of vodka do you take a day?
Funnily enough, around when you posted this, I was taking a shot of Russian vodka in St. Petersburg. The actual answer is "not enough."
What's the most memorable memory you have from the last year of being on the site?
Answered above!
What separates the Russian National Team from the other federations?
I'd like to think that what separates us is how close we are compared to other federations. We all get along very, very well, and we like to have fun. We have a locker room and a Discord that are decently active throughout the season, not just the offseason. There's a lot to be said about Russian pride on this team, even when we might not be playing that well.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2646' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-17'>Sleepy</a>
hi pris, ily.
hi bb, ily2.
What's been your favorite part of the SHL? Least favorite?
My favorite has probably been the people that I've met. Obviously, I've gotten to know many people around these parts, but there have been a select few who have really become some of my closest friends over the course of the past year. It's great to talk to all different types of people around here. Never a dull moment.
Least favorite has been following my player. Up until this past season, my player was bad enough that I basically just stopped looking at the index. It really isn't fun after a while when your player is literally useless. I've also gotten a LOT of shit for it over the past year, so. /shrug
She's doing a lot better now. Broke 30 points this season when she had never even had 20 in the past. Hopefully the next year is more fun than this one as far as her performance.
<a href='index.php?showuser=1245' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnWalrus</a>
Change your tag back to Southern Belle pls. ty.
Maybe when Buffalo manages to win a championship. Have fun with that one.
<a href='index.php?showuser=2652' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Candrews</a>
If a train is travelling south bound at 50 mph,and another one is travelling north at 73 mph, how do I get me damn roommate to stop setting off the smoke detector?
You don't, you just cry internally and stay out of the dorm as much as possible.
[Up to this point, all questions were answered while I was in Russia. No longer the case, I'm headed to Germany right now. So these might be outdated, lol.]
thedangazone
If you could change something from the past year on here what would it be?
What do you look forward to and what are your plans for the next year?
Hope this helps
jRuutu
Where in Finland are you?
Any comments about Finland in general so far?
How did you found about SHL?
One year is fairly short time, but is SHL any different now when comparing to the time when you joined?
Any tips or advice for newer users on having a enjoyable time in SHL?
How do you think your second year will differ from your first year?
If a new member asked you "Who the heck is this r1c3bowl person" what would you say?
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Borje Samuelsson || D || New England Wolfpack || 1001 TPE Height: 6'7" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: Quarterback ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: Regular Season Statistics: S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | -23 | 14 PIM S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 14 G | 24 A | 38 P | -17 | 37 PIM S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 11 G | 31 A | 42 P | +23 | 32 PIM S64 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 05 G | 12 A | 17 P | -01 | 12 PIM S65 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 13 G | 28 A | 41 P | +09 | 20 PIM S66 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +35 | 46 PIM S67 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | 41 P | +24 | 30 PIM S68 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 10 G | 36 A | 46 P | -09 | 26 PIM S69 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 15 G | 42 A | 57 P | +14 | 30 PIM S70 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 09 G | 25 A | 34 P | +35 | 38 PIM S71 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 22 G | 59 A | 81 P | +60 | 30 PIM Total | 528 GP | 102 G | 263 A | 365 P | +167 | 232 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Statistics: S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | -01 | 02 PIM S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 | 02 PIM S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 09 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | +01 | 02 PIM S64 | San Francisco Pride | 20 GP | 01 G | 07 A | 08 P | +03 | 02 PIM S65 | San Francisco Pride | 10 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | +01 | 00 PIM S66 | San Francisco Pride | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +04 | 04 PIM S67 | San Francisco Pride | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | -07 | 02 PIM S68 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -08 | 00 PIM S69 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | +15 | 06 PIM S70 | New England Wolfpack | 28 GP | 03 G | 08 A | 11 P | -01 | 10 PIM Total | 87 GP | 11 G | 26 A | 37 P | +07 | 24 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S61 | Sweden WJC | 15 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | +03 | 06 PIM S62 | Sweden WJC | 12 GP | 00 G | 03 A | 03 P | -11 | 02 PIM S63 | Sweden WJC | 14 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | +06 | 04 PIM Total | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +00 | 00 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S61: Drafted in the second round, 15th overall by Anaheim Outlaws S61: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Anaheim Outlaws S62: Drafted in the second round, 31st overall by San Francisco Pride S62: Signed 2 year, $5 million contract with San Francisco Pride S64: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with San Francisco Pride S65: Signed 3 year, $9 million contract with San Francisco Pride S68: Signed 3 year, $16 million contract with San Francisco Pride S68: Traded to New England Wolfpack with Petr Svoboda for S68 NEW 1st, S68 SEA 1st, and S29 NEW 2nd S71: Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Honours: S61, S63: Named Alternate Captain of Anaheim Outlaws S61: Named to Swedish National Junior Team S61: IHF World Junior Championships Silver Medal S63: SMJHL All-Star Herb Robert || RW || Retired (S44-55) || 1406 TPE Height: 6'2" Weight: 213 lbs Number: 98 Player Type: Sniper ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: Regular Season Statistics: S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 16 A | 33 P | +19 | 25 PIM S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +18 | 18 PIM S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 18 PIM S44 | Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 05 G | 11 A | 16 P | -28 | 14 PIM S45 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 11 G | 15 A | 26 P | -11 | 2 PIM S46 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 08 G | 18 A | 26 P | -14 | 6 PIM S47 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 21 G | 27 A | 48 P | +12 | 2 PIM S48 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 38 P | +3 | 0 PIM S49 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 07 G | 08 A | 15 P | +2 | 0 PIM S49 | Manhattan Rage | 36 GP | 19 G | 19 A | 38 P | +9 | 14 PIM S50 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 16 G | 08 A | 24 P | -2 | 24 PIM S51 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 P | +19 | 2 PIM S52 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM S53 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 13 G | 18 A | 31 P | +6 | 16 PIM S54 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM S55 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 50 GP | 12 G | 09 A | 21 P | -18 | 20 PIM Total | 550 GP | 166 G | 230 A | 396 P | -40 | 128 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Statistics: S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 5 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +1 | 2 PIM S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 11 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 10 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +5 | 12 PIM S44 | DNQ S45 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | -3 | 00 PIM S46 | DNQ S47 | DNQ S48 | DNQ S49 | Manhattan Rage | 11 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | -1 | 06 PIM S49 | Manhattan Rage | 06 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 | 00 PIM Total | 22 GP | 06 G | 10 A | 16 P | -4 | 06 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S41 | Canada WJC | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM S42 | Canada WJC | 11 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | -1 | 2 PIM S43 | Canada WJC | 15 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -2 | 8 PIM S44 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 7 | 2 PIM S45 | Latvia WC | 10 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 3 | 2 PIM S46 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 7 G | 8 A | 15 P | 4 | 4 PIM S47 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 1 | 2 PIM S48 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | 6 | 4 PIM S49 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -2 | 2 PIM S50 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | -6 | 4 PIM S51 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | 2 | 2 PIM S52 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 1 | 2 PIM S53 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -5 | 14 PIM S54 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -6 | 43 PIM S55 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -15 | 6 PIM Total | 146 GP | 46 G | 60 A | 106 P | -21 | 87 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Honours: S41: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top SMJHL Rookie) S41: Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada S43: Won Four Star Cup with Vancouver Whalers S43: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nominee (Most Underrated) S44: Won WC Silver Medal with Team Latvia S46: Won WC Bronze Medal with Team Latvia ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S41: Drafted 7th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers S41: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Vancouver Whalers S42: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Seattle Riot S42: Signed 2 year, $11 million contract with Seattle Riot S44: Traded to New England Wolfpack for Soren Kierkegaard and NEW S47 1st S44: Signed 3 year, $15 million contract with New England Wolfpack S44: Named to Latvian National Team S49: Traded to Manhattan Rage for CHI S50 3rd, MAN S50 4th, and MAN S51 2nd S51: Traded to Chicago Syndicate for CHI S52 3rd and CHI S53 Cond 2nd S54: Traded to San Francisco Pride for Patric Twist and WKP S54 Cond 2nd S54: Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with San Francisco Pride S55: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with Tampa Bay Barracuda S55: Retired from SHL Jed Lloren || RW || HoF Player (S20-40) || 1612 TPE Height: 5'3" Weight: 145 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: Playmaker ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 40 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -2 | S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 P | 11 PIM | +/-: -3 | S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 15 G | 15 A | 30 P | 18 PIM | +/-: 5 | S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | 26 PIM | +/-: -16 | S23 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 14 G | 27 A | 41 P | 49 PIM | +/-: 3 | S24 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 16 G | 29 A | 45 P | 82 PIM | +/-: 9 | S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 28 A | 42 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 12 | S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 18 G | 14 A | 32 P | 35 PIM | +/-: 13 | S27 - Los Angeles Panthers | 43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 7 | S27 - Texas Renegades | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 2 | S28 - Texas Renegades | 50 GP | 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | 36 PIM | +/-: 16 | S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 16 | S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 38 PIM | +/-: 14 | S31 - Buffalo Stampede | 40 GP | 15 G | 21 A | 36 P | 52 PIM | +/-: -7 | S31 - Seattle Riot | 10 GP | 05 G | 04 A | 09 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S32 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 25 G | 28 A | 53 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 20 | S33 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 10 | S34 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 7 | S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 26 A | 40 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S36 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 18 G | 39 A | 57 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 26 | S37 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 19 G | 26 A | 45 P | 16 PIM | +/-: 19 | S38 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 10 | S39 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 20 G | 25 A | 45 P | 07 PIM | +/-: 0 | S40 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 | S40 - San Francisco Pride | 28 GP | 05 G | 14 A | 19 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -7 | S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 15 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -7 | Total - 1057 GP | 336 G | 491 A | 827 P | 510 PIM | +/-: 149 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 15 GP | 05 G | 03 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -3 | S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 04 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -3 | S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 0 | S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 12 GP | 00 G | 06 A | 06 P | 24 PIM | +/-: 0 | S23 - DNQ S24 - DNQ S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 17 GP | 04 G | 11 A | 15 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 3 | S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 3 | S27 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 | S28 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 08 PIM | +/-: 2 | S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -2 | S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 13 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 | S31 - Seattle Riot | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 | S32 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 | S33 - Seattle Riot | 04 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -3 | S34 - DNQ S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 | S36 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 | S37 - Seattle Riot | 14 GP | 08 G | 13 A | 21 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 9 | S38 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -5 | S39 - DNQ S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 | Total - 135 GP | 37 G | 71 A | 108 P | 74 PIM | +/-: 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IHF Statistics S19 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S20 | Qualifiers | 04 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 | S20 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 | S21 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 | S21 | Qualifiers | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 | S21 | IHFWC | 16 GP | 04 G | 04 A | 08 P | 25 PIM | +/-: 0 | S22 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 2 | S22 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 | S23 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 | S23 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 5 | S24 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -5 | S25 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 4 | S26 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 2 | S27 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 07 A | 11 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 4 | S28 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 02 G | 11 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 3 | S29 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 05 G | 07 A | 12 P | 06 PIM | +/-: -7 | S30 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 00 G | 07 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 | S31 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 | S32 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 | S33 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 04 G | 05 A | 09 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 | S34 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 03 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 | S35 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 09 A | 12 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 8 | S36 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 | S37 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 05 G | 08 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 | S38 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 | S39 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 | S40 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 | Total - 259 GP | 53 G | 113 A | 166 P | 63 PIM | +/-: 32 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S19 - Signed 1 year, $1.5 million contract with St. Louis Scarecrows S19 - Named to Swedish National Team S20 - Drafted in the first round, 11th overall by West Kendall Platoon S20 - Signed 3 year, $15.175 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S23 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S25 - Signed 3 year, $4.5 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S27 - Used PO to opt out of final year of contract S27 - Rights traded to LAP for NEW S27 2nd and LAP S27 4th S27 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Los Angeles Panthers S27 - Traded to Texas Renegades for TEX S29 1st S28 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Texas Renegades S29 - Signed 2 year, $6 million contract with Texas Renegades S29 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for WKP S32 2nd and WKP S32 3rd S31 - Signed 2 year, $14 million contract with Buffalo Stampede S31 - Traded to Seattle Riot for EDM S32 1st and Pablo Biznette S33 - Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with Seattle Riot S34 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S35 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon S36 - Traded to Seattle Riot with Ty Justice for Mattias Holmberg and SEA S38 1st S36 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with Seattle Riot S38 - Signed 1 year, $3 million contract with Seattle Riot S39 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot S40 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot S40 - Traded to San Francisco Pride for Jackson Conklin and Gunner Rask S40 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for S43 WKP 3rd S40 - Retired from SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Honours S19 - Luke Riggs Award (Most activity in St. Louis Scarecrows LR) S20 - SHL All-Rookie Team S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S22 - S24 - Captain of West Kendall Platoon S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal S24 - SHL All-Star (Starter) S24 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star S25 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM) S26 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM) S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal S31 - S34 - Alternate Captain of Swedish National Team S32 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star S33 - Number retired by St. Louis Scarecrows S35 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal S36 - S37 - Alternate Captain of Seattle Riot S37 - President's Trophy (with Seattle) S37 - Joe McKeil Trophy (Best SHL Coach) S37 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM) ------------------------------------------------------------ Jobs S20 - S24, S35 - S36: Sweden Federation Head S20 - S21, S24, S35: Rookie Mentor Committee S20 - S21: Fantasy League Manager S20 - S23: Team World General Manager (Platoon Training Camp) S20 - S26, S31: Banker S20 - S23: Board of Directors S23 - S31: League Advisor S25 - S26: West Kendall Platoon Co-GM S29 - S30: Media Grader S30: Colorado Mammoths Co-GM S31 - S32: Colorado Mammoths Head GM S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Coach S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Co-GM S38 - S40: Awards Committee Head S39: Seattle Riot Head GM ------------------------------------------------------------ Management Statistics S21 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 16 GP | 08 W | 05 L | 03 OL | Silver | Federation Head | S22 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Bronze | Federation Head | S23 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 08 W | 04 L | 01 OL | Bronze | Federation Head | S24 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 52 GP | 20 W | 27 L | 05 OL | DNQ | Co-GM | S24 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 11 GP | 06 W | 04 L | 01 OL | QF | Federation Head | S25 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 50 GP | 31 W | 16 L | 03 OL | Finals | Co-GM | S30 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 17 W | 24 L | 09 OL | WCSF | Co-GM | S31 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 27 W | 20 L | 03 OL | WCSF | Head GM | S32 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 18 W | 28 L | 04 OL | WCSF | Head GM | S35 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Silver | Federation Head | S36 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 10 GP | 05 W | 03 L | 02 OL | Round Robin | Federation Head | S37 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 35 W | 12 L | 03 OL | WCF | Coach/Co-GM | S38 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 28 W 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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | SMJHL Playoff Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats
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LUCAS KAISER || D || MAINE TIMBER || 227 TPE Height: 6'1" Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Halifax, Canada Nationality: Germany Age: 18 Number: 83 Shoots: L Playing Style: Mobile Defenseman ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Stats ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S56: Signed with the Maine Timber as a Free Agent ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: Signed a 1-year, 3M Contract with the Maine Timber Signed a 1-year, 1M Contract with the Maine Timber ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: Isaac Kaiser || C || RETIRED || Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Halifax, Canada Age: 44 (18 @ S31 Entry Draft) Number: 48 Shoots: L Playing Style: Offensively Minded Checking Forward [Offensive Forward] ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Stats S30 (HAL): 50 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 P | +3 | 23 PIM | S31 (HAL): 50 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | +3 | 44 PIM | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Stats S30 (HAL): 18 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +8 | 5 PIM| S31 (HAL): 15 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | 0 | 4 PIM| ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Stats S32 (POR): 50 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | -34 | 14 PIM | S33 (POR): 50 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -21 | 15 PIM | S34 (HAM): 50 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -9 | 21 PIM | S35 (HAM): 50 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 P | -9 | 86 PIM | S36 (POR): 50 GP | 11 G | 14 A | 25 P | -12 | 26 PIM | S37 (SFP): 50 GP | 11 G | 17 A | 28 P | -11 | 44 PIM | S38 (SFP): 50 GP | 9 G | 31 A | 40 P | -6 | 48 PIM | S39 (SFP): 50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 36 P | -8 | 52 PIM | S40 (SFP): 50 GP | 19 G | 22 A | 41 P | -6 | 48 PIM | S41 (NEW): 50 GP | 8 G | 28 A | 36 P | +10 | 29 PIM | S42 (NEW): 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | -19 | 43 PIM | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Stats S38 (SFP): 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -3 | 2 PIM| S42 (NEW): 18 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P | +2 | 7 PIM| ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 19th Overall (3rd Round) in the S30 SMJHL Entry Draft by the Halifax Raiders Drafted 41st Overall (3rd Round) in the S31 SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede Rights traded to the Portland Admirals Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks Free Agent Rights Traded to the Manhattan Rage Free Agent Rights Traded to the Portland Admirals Traded to the New England Wolfpack Announced Retirement in S41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: Signed 1-year, $1.5M with Halifax Raiders Signed 2-year, $6M with Buffalo Stampede ($3M AAV) Signed 3-year, $9.5M with Portland Admirals ($3.12M AAV) Signed 3-year $13.5M with Portland Admirals ($4.5M AAV) Signed a 3-year, $12M extension with the San Francisco Pride ($4M AAV) Signed a 1-year, $3M extension with the New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: Won the Four Star Cup with the S30 Halifax Raiders Named Alternate Captain for the S31 Halifax Raiders S31 Four Star Cup Runner-Ups 1st SHL Goal Scored Against Timo Haas (LAP) Won a Silver Medal with S34 Team Germany Named Alternate Captain for the S35 Hamilton Steelhawks Won a Gold Medal with S36 Team Germany Named Alternate Captain for the S37 San Francisco Pride Won the President's Trophy with the S38 San Francisco Pride Nominated for the S38 Aidan Richan Trophy Ranked 77th Overall for S39 Best 100 Players Ranked 73rd Overall for S40 Best 100 Players Ranked 62nd Overall for S41 Best 100 Players Ranked 91st Overall for S42 Best 100 Players S42 Challenge Cup Runners-Up
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Matthew Leetch || D || Los Angeles Panthers "A" || TPE: 1,363 Name: Matthew Leetch Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Position: Defense Player Type: Offensive Defenseman Number: 2 Age: 29 in S42 Born: New York, New York, USA (Transfer to Finland) ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S30|Colorado|GP: 50|G: 03|A: 07|PTS: 10|PIM: 26|+/-: -06|Hits: 59|Shots: 51|SB: 35 S31|Colorado|GP: 50|G: 10|A: 20|PTS: 30|PIM: 34|+/-: +03|Hits: 46|Shots: 90|SB: 44 S32|Halifax|GP: 50|G: 14|A: 31|PTS: 45|PIM: 08|+/-: +25|Hits: 20|Shots: 109|SB: 56 Career Totals (3 Seasons)|GP: 150|G: 27|A: 58|PTS: 85|PIM: 68|+/-: +22|Hits: 125|Shots: 250|SB: 135 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30|Colorado|GP: 06|G: 01|A: 00|PTS: 01|PIM: 08|+/-: +01|Hits: 11|Shots: 06|SB: 06 S31|Colorado|GP: 07|G: 03|A: 01|PTS: 04|PIM: 04|+/-: -01|Hits: 08|Shots: 15|SB: 08 S32|Halifax|GP: 07|G: 01|A: 03|PTS: 04|PIM: 02|+/-: -01|Hits: 04|Shots: 11|SB: 10 Career Totals (3 Seasons)|GP: 20|G: 5|A: 4|PTS: 9|PIM: 14|+/-: -1|Hits: 23|Shots: 32|SB: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S33|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 04|A: 12|PTS: 16|PIM: 32|+/-: +04|Hits: 051|Shots: 43|SB: 30 S34|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 04|A: 10|PTS: 14|PIM: 36|+/-: +18|Hits: 101|Shots: 47|SB: 47 S35|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 05|A: 14|PTS: 19|PIM: 14|+/-: +22|Hits: 033|Shots: 55|SB: 35 S36|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 10|A: 18|PTS: 28|PIM: 18|+/-: +18|Hits: 066|Shots: 75|SB: 66 S37|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 07|A: 19|PTS: 26|PIM: 26|+/-: +05|Hits: 060|Shots: 64|SB: 72 S38|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 09|A: 14|PTS: 23|PIM: 26|+/-: -12|Hits: 057|Shots: 73|SB: 68 S39|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 08|A: 26|PTS: 34|PIM: 34|+/-: -12|Hits: 072|Shots: 86|SB: 86 S40|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 07|A: 25|PTS: 32|PIM: 18|+/-: -11|Hits: 033|Shots: 83|SB: 84 S41|Los Angeles|GP: 50|G: 14|A: 42|PTS: 56|PIM: 12|+/-: +22|Hits: 026|Shots: 94|SB: 78 Career Totals (9 Seasons)|GP: 450|G: 68|A: 180|PTS: 248|PIM: 216|+/-: +54|Hits: 499|Shots: 620|SB: 566 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics S33|Los Angeles|GP: 12|G: 0|A: 04|PTS: 04|PIM: 06|+/-: +00|Hits: 23|Shots: 13|SB: 10 S34|Los Angeles|GP: 07|G: 0|A: 01|PTS: 01|PIM: 16|+/-: +02|Hits: 20|Shots: 07|SB: 05 S35|Los Angeles|GP: 05|G: 0|A: 01|PTS: 01|PIM: 02|+/-: +01|Hits: 03|Shots: 12|SB: 03 S36|Missed Playoffs S37|Missed Playoffs S38|Missed Playoffs S39|Los Angeles|GP: 16|G: 1|A: 13|PTS: 14|PIM: 10|+/-: +07|Hits: 20|Shots: 23|SB: 22 S40|Missed Playoffs S41|Los Angeles|GP: 21|G: 4|A: 14|PTS: 18|PIM: 02|+/-: +04|Hits: 09|Shots: 32|SB: 34 Career Totals (5 Appearances)|GP: 61|G: 05|A: 33|PTS: 38|PIM: 36|+/-: +14|Hits: 86|Shots: 64|SB: 74 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics S30|Finland|GP: 13|G: 0|A: 03|PTS: 03|PIM: 00|+/-: +00|Hits: 00|Shots: 00|SB: 09 S31|Finland|GP: 11|G: 0|A: 00|PTS: 00|PIM: 04|+/-: +07|Hits: 12|Shots: 06|SB: 08 S32|Finland|GP: 10|G: 1|A: 02|PTS: 03|PIM: 04|+/-: -03|Hits: 10|Shots: 04|SB: 17 S33|Finland|GP: 13|G: 2|A: 03|PTS: 05|PIM: 06|+/-: +07|Hits: 30|Shots: 27|SB: 13 S34|Finland|GP: 11|G: 0|A: 06|PTS: 06|PIM: 12|+/-: +05|Hits: 24|Shots: 15|SB: 13 S35|Finland|GP: 13|G: 2|A: 06|PTS: 08|PIM: 12|+/-: -01|Hits: 26|Shots: 19|SB: 10 S36|Finland|GP: 13|G: 1|A: 04|PTS: 05|PIM: 12|+/-: -10|Hits: 18|Shots: 16|SB: 16 S37|Finland|GP: 13|G: 2|A: 10|PTS: 12|PIM: 16|+/-: +05|Hits: 33|Shots: 25|SB: 10 S38|Finland|GP: 11|G: 2|A: 04|PTS: 06|PIM: 02|+/-: -02|Hits: 11|Shots: 15|SB: 13 S39|Finland|GP: 13|G: 3|A: 06|PTS: 09|PIM: 04|+/-: -03|Hits: 08|Shots: 20|SB: 21 S40|Finland|GP: 11|G: 4|A: 05|PTS: 09|PIM: 00|+/-: +01|Hits: 07|Shots: 33|SB: 18 S41|Finland|GP: 13|G: 3|A: 07|PTS: 10|PIM: 10|+/-: +01|Hits: 15|Shots: 26|SB: 21 Career Totals (12 Seasons)|GP: 145|G: 20|A: 56|PTS: 76|PIM: 82|+/-: +07|Hits: 194|Shots: 206|SB: 169 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Honors: Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths for S30 Won Gold medal with team Finland in S30 IIHF Won "The Most Dedicated Player Award" for Colorado in S30 Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths for S31 Won Zach Miller Trophy (SMJHL's Most Dedicated Player) in S31 Named Halifax Raiders Co-GM in S32 Won Laurifer Trophy (Best Overall Record) with Halifax in S32 Named to S32 SMJHL All-Star Team Promoted to Head GM of the Halifax Raiders at the conclusion of S32 Finalist for the Quilha Agante Trophy (Best SMJHL Defenseman) in S32 Won Bronze medal with team Finland in S35 IIHF Named assistant captain of the Los Angeles Panthers in S36 Won Gold medal with team Finland in S37 IIHF Named Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers in S38 Inducted into Halifax Raiders Hall of Fame in S38 Named as a Top 100 (#94) SHL player in S38 Won Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Conference Champions) with Los Angeles in S39 Won Silver medal with team Finland in S39 IIHF Named as a Top 100 (#79) SHL player in S39 Named as a Top 100 (#60) SHL player in S40 Won Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Conference Champions) with Los Angeles in S41 Won Silver medal with team Finland in S41 IIHF Won Scott Stevens Award (Best Defenseman) in S41 Named to 1st SHL All Star Team in S41 Transactions: Drafted 31st overall in the S30 SMJHL draft by the Colorado Mammoths Signed a 1 year, $2 million contract with the Colorado Mammoths in S30 Drafted 31st overall in the S31 SHL draft by the Los Angeles Panthers Signed a 3 year, $4.5M ($1.5M AAV) contract with the Los Angeles Panthers in S31 Traded to the Halifax Raiders in S32 Signed a 3 year, $9M ($3M AAV) contract extension with the Los Angeles Panthers in S34 Signed a 3 year, $12M ($4M AAV) contract extension with the Los Angeles Panthers in S37 Signed a 3 year, $9M ($3M AAV) contract extension with the Los Angeles Panthers in S40
[pbhfx]Connor Sather || Former Halifax Raiders GM || 160-115-25 Transactions: Named Halifax Raiders Co-GM on November 29th, 2016 Promoted to Head GM of Halifax on January 19th, 2017 Stepped down as Halifax GM on October 23, 2017 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Records S32|Record: 36-13-1|73 Points|Eastern Conference Rank: 01|SMJHL Rank: 01 S33|Record: 31-12-7|69 Points|Eastern Conference Rank: 01|SMJHL Rank: 01 S34|Record: 14-32-4|32 Points|Eastern Conference Rank: N/A|SMJHL Rank: 08 S35|Record: 19-30-1|39 Points|Eastern Conference Rank: N/A|SMJHL Rank: 08 S36|Record: 28-18-4|60 Points|Eastern Conference Rank: N/A|SMJHL Rank: 02 S37|Record: 32-10-8|72 Points|Eastern Conference Rank: N/A|SMJHL Rank: 01 Career (6 Seasons)|Record: 160-115-25|58 Points (Average)|Eastern Conference Rank: 1st x2|SMJHL Rank: 1st x3, 2nd x1, 8th x2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Records S32|Record: 3-4|Lost in Eastern Conference Final|R1: Bye|R2: 4-3L Vs. Detroit S33|Record: 1-4|Lost in Eastern Conference Final|R1: Bye|R2: 4-1L Vs. Montreal S35|Missed Playoffs S36|Record: 6-7|Lost in 4 Star Cup Final|R1: Bye|R2: 4-3W Vs. Prince George|R3: 4-2L Vs. Vancouver S37|Record: 2-4|Lost in Round 2|R1: Bye|R2: 4-2L Vs. Montreal Career (4 appearances)|Record: 12-19|Eastern Conference Finals/Round 2 x3, 4 Star Cup Finals x1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards Won Laurifer Trophy (Best Overall Record) in S32 Finalist for the Mathias Chouinard Award (Top GM pair) with vbottas17 in S32 Won Laurifer Trophy (Best Overall Record) in S33 Won Matthias Chouinard Award (Top GM pair) with FourFour in S36 Won Laurifer Trophy (Best Overall Record) in S37 Won Matthias Chouniard Award (Top GM pair) with FourFour in S37 [/pbhfx]
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