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I HAD A SON!
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I noticed her from the stands... here i was in the Lord-Vader dome and about to take on Russia for a chance at the gold medal rounds and all i could think about was this super hot chick wearing my name on her belly.

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Funny how life is.. cause as it turns out Katey is the daughter of the Mother Damgaard the lady who owned a bakery across the street from my home in Whitby and the one who inspired me to leave team canada and become Austrian during each and every offseason.

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Anyway, between periods 2 and 3 i asked Tigole Bitties to give this lady a note which asked her to meet me after the game. Katie and I met up at a pub where we drank allot.. laughed allot.. and eventualy went back to my hotel where she #Banged-Izzy.  It was an awesome night! but unfortunatley Russia beat us and our round robin tournament was over.  I went back home to canada and began preparing for season 39.


The following offseason i was back in Austria for the start of the S39 Scrimmage tour.. and right behind the Democratic Republic of Congo's bench was Kate!.. but to my shock she came to the game with an unexpected surprise......

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I wont get into the messy details of my shock at finding out i was about to become a dad.. or missing out on my sons quest towards the vaginal cavity... all ill say here is this...



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Everyone in the SHL, i would like you all to meet my son.... Anri Izzy (pronounced: Ann Rye) the first SHL community baby to be born! ... Anri was named after his god father Esa Anrikkanen.



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We have decided that Anri AKA #A-Rye will live with his mother in Austria and take both of our names as we will stay friends and raise this tyke together. I look forward to showing you all baby pictures and many of the events of his upbringing!



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Anri Adelphine-Izzy AKA #A-Rye
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Sorry to anyone i missed! its been a wild few days ....

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the first SHL community baby huh..

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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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Forever gonna be thankful my name wasn't included in the bottom of whatever the fuck I just read lmao
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well clearly none of you putz's will be invited to the AI's baptism...


:o

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deeply offended i wasnt tagged

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Quote:Originally posted by Coach Biz@Apr 5 2018, 02:03 AM
well clearly none of you putz's will be invited to the AI's baptism...


:o
Westbrook and I will be in attendance.

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Quote:Originally posted by wikiplaysgames@Apr 5 2018, 12:59 AM
Forever gonna be thankful my name wasn't included in the bottom of whatever the fuck I just read lmao
Wiki just fuck off and leave the site, you add nothing positive to anyone's experience

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Quote:Originally posted by Gooney@Apr 5 2018, 03:08 AM
deeply offended i wasnt tagged


oh man... that was an error on my part...my apologies sir gooney! of course you should be! i fear i missed out on tagging allot of the great members and virtual comrades of this site..

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Quote:Originally posted by Coach Biz@Apr 5 2018, 02:03 AM
well clearly none of you putz's will be invited to the AI's baptism...


:o

Bro if I'm not the Godfather I'm never talking to you again.

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Quote:Originally posted by Gooney@Apr 5 2018, 01:08 AM
deeply offended i wasnt tagged
mfw I get tagged and Gooney doesn't

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is there any way for me to deactivate my shl account I don't wanna be here anymore
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Quote:Originally posted by NourFFAK@Apr 5 2018, 03:08 AM

Westbrook and I will be in attendance.


Im glad to hear this goonie and brotha nour!
I expect when AI is old enough that you will teach him about Kelowna and the art of listening to Brockhampton Cheers

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Quote:Originally posted by wikiplaysgames@Apr 5 2018, 01:11 AM
is there any way for me to deactivate my shl account I don't wanna be here anymore
http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?act=L...6d9e1ebb68b28a3

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