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#76

Quote:Originally posted by Waters@Jun 17 2018, 04:02 PM

thats fucked up as if i never played with you guys
They dont invite me Tumble

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#77

My go to teammate is.... well I wish i had one. After my disastrous season in net, the entire team basically shunned me so i guess i just play with myself...

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#78

westbrook is best friend of abes. he has a very big penis and he lets abes touch it sometimes.
#79

On weekends when we don't have a game, I like to drink vodka with Konstantin Kostoyevskiy until 44 has to come pick me up. Have to be nice and drunk so I can verbally assault him for being a dumb.

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#80

Honestly, my weekends are pretty lowkey but when Mike Izzy rolls through, I know I'm gonna end up hungover the next day. The guy just has so much energy it's crazy. Dude can party till 5am and wake up for 7am practice like he slept 10 hours. Crazy.

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#81

Most people assume that because Max is the quieter of the two, Petrikov is pretty much the bully and leader of their relationship. However, Max tends to be the starter of shit between the two, dragging Misha everywhere he goes, especially to the strip clubs

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#82

Quote:Originally posted by FourFour@Jun 17 2018, 07:38 PM
My go to teammate is.... well I wish i had one. After my disastrous season in net, the entire team basically shunned me so i guess i just play with myself...

I can help with that :sexypepe:

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#83

König is getting a little older now. Before his nights were filled with binge drinking and bar hopping with <a href='index.php?showuser=2683' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>nour</a> and <a href='index.php?showuser=2644' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Loco</a>. Now he prefers to sit at home and have a nice glass of a fine red wine with his good friend <a href='index.php?showuser=283' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>ThatDamnMcJesus</a>. Sometimes <a href='index.php?showuser=2572' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-56'>DrunkenTeddy</a> tags along as well

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#84

Richard Physt and Mikhail Lokitonov are like the odd couple. One a smallish, skilled winger who aims for the net, and the other a hulking, head-hunting defenseman who looks straight out of the heyday of blood and grit hockey, but these two have been playing together throughout juniors, to the SHL, and even now for their national team. Despite his brutish appearance, Physty is one of the nicest, funniest guys to share a locker room with. Short, sweet, and to the point with dad jokes (which is everyone in Toronto to be fair)

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#85

My friend Carbine and I have spent lots of time together, but one time he made me laugh a lot was when he wrote a haiku about waiting for the sim, and I stole it from him and claimed it was mine. His reaction was priceless.

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First Ever SHL Goal:
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5. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 1 (Piotr Czerkawski 1, Cameron Dubois 2) at 16:27

First Ever Hat Trick:
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S45 Game 46 NEW vs TOR
6. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 1 (Artemi Berezin 3, Tigole Bitties 5) at 5:21
9. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 2 (Artemi Berezin 4) at 18:58
10. New England Wolfpack , Kristaps Ball 3 (Tigole Bitties 7, Manuel Gotze 2) at 19:38 (Empty Net)

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#86

This one time Connor Tanner told me to watch a show on Netflix called Money Heist. I watched the show and it was quite good. Then I talked to Connor about it and during the conversation he made a witty comment that made me laugh very hard.

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#87

Bojos Puns are top tier and never fail to brighten the mood on the darkest days, but what really sets him apart from most is when he is on drunk harry potter pub crawls and comes on discord to attempt to chat.

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#88

Chillin with all of them, but the time I got to laugh the most was when someone (if I am not mistaken, Evans) told that Pris is perfectly lined up with LBs nuts and could just destroy him with one shot.

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#89

Tigole Bitties has been a mentor to Berger. The young center learning from the veteran and growing, well, Bitties certainly has a sense of humor as well. Bitties has done numerous things at practice that the team has found funny, whether it’s physical comedy or just a good joke, but the joke that took the cake was when he straight up busted his ass trying to do an impression Scholz.

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#90

I have a bunch of great friends on the Whalers team, so I cant just pick one teammate. I think most everyone on the whalers team would take time to listen, if I needed some help, or if I was feeling down.




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