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11-15-2018, 07:59 PM Dude Wrote: 11-15-2018, 07:57 PM SlashACM Wrote: I mean I found the joke funny and well timed but ya know how it is
OH HELL NO ABLEISM IS NOT FUNNY
The biblical duo, Cain and ableism
Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it
Lmfao Ho is just made up of soft pieces of shit
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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11-15-2018, 07:57 PM SlashACM Wrote: 11-15-2018, 07:50 PM Dude Wrote: Well worth it in my opinion. You my dawg @Justice
I mean I found the joke funny and well timed but ya know how it isIt was a greatly timed joke. SHL is soft.
Your mental health is just as important as your physical health. Please take care of it. Here are some helpful links just in case.
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Crisis Text Line - Text 'HOME' to 741741
Distress Centre Ottawa and Region - 613-288-3311
Good2Talk - 1-866-925-5454
Kid's Help Phone - 1-800-668-6868
Mental Health Hotline Ontario - 1-866-531-2600
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 1-800-273-8255
Click here for a list of crisis centres within Canada
Suicide Prevention Resource Centre
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If you have the contact info to your local mental help centres, let me know!
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Borje Samuelsson || D || New England Wolfpack || 1001 TPE
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: Quarterback
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Career Statistics:
Regular Season Statistics:
S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | -23 | 14 PIM
S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 14 G | 24 A | 38 P | -17 | 37 PIM
S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 11 G | 31 A | 42 P | +23 | 32 PIM
S64 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 05 G | 12 A | 17 P | -01 | 12 PIM
S65 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 13 G | 28 A | 41 P | +09 | 20 PIM
S66 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +35 | 46 PIM
S67 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | 41 P | +24 | 30 PIM
S68 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 10 G | 36 A | 46 P | -09 | 26 PIM
S69 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 15 G | 42 A | 57 P | +14 | 30 PIM
S70 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 09 G | 25 A | 34 P | +35 | 38 PIM
S71 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 22 G | 59 A | 81 P | +60 | 30 PIM
Total | 528 GP | 102 G | 263 A | 365 P | +167 | 232 PIM
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Playoffs Statistics:
S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | -01 | 02 PIM
S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 | 02 PIM
S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 09 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | +01 | 02 PIM
S64 | San Francisco Pride | 20 GP | 01 G | 07 A | 08 P | +03 | 02 PIM
S65 | San Francisco Pride | 10 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | +01 | 00 PIM
S66 | San Francisco Pride | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +04 | 04 PIM
S67 | San Francisco Pride | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | -07 | 02 PIM
S68 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -08 | 00 PIM
S69 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | +15 | 06 PIM
S70 | New England Wolfpack | 28 GP | 03 G | 08 A | 11 P | -01 | 10 PIM
Total | 87 GP | 11 G | 26 A | 37 P | +07 | 24 PIM
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IIHF Statistics:
S61 | Sweden WJC | 15 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | +03 | 06 PIM
S62 | Sweden WJC | 12 GP | 00 G | 03 A | 03 P | -11 | 02 PIM
S63 | Sweden WJC | 14 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | +06 | 04 PIM
Total | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +00 | 00 PIM
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Transactions:
S61: Drafted in the second round, 15th overall by Anaheim Outlaws
S61: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Anaheim Outlaws
S62: Drafted in the second round, 31st overall by San Francisco Pride
S62: Signed 2 year, $5 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S64: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S65: Signed 3 year, $9 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S68: Signed 3 year, $16 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S68: Traded to New England Wolfpack with Petr Svoboda for S68 NEW 1st, S68 SEA 1st, and S29 NEW 2nd
S71: Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with New England Wolfpack
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Awards/Honours:
S61, S63: Named Alternate Captain of Anaheim Outlaws
S61: Named to Swedish National Junior Team
S61: IHF World Junior Championships Silver Medal
S63: SMJHL All-Star
Herb Robert || RW || Retired (S44-55) || 1406 TPE
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 98
Player Type: Sniper
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Career Statistics:
Regular Season Statistics:
S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 16 A | 33 P | +19 | 25 PIM
S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +18 | 18 PIM
S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 18 PIM
S44 | Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 05 G | 11 A | 16 P | -28 | 14 PIM
S45 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 11 G | 15 A | 26 P | -11 | 2 PIM
S46 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 08 G | 18 A | 26 P | -14 | 6 PIM
S47 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 21 G | 27 A | 48 P | +12 | 2 PIM
S48 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 38 P | +3 | 0 PIM
S49 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 07 G | 08 A | 15 P | +2 | 0 PIM
S49 | Manhattan Rage | 36 GP | 19 G | 19 A | 38 P | +9 | 14 PIM
S50 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 16 G | 08 A | 24 P | -2 | 24 PIM
S51 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 P | +19 | 2 PIM
S52 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM
S53 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 13 G | 18 A | 31 P | +6 | 16 PIM
S54 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM
S55 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 50 GP | 12 G | 09 A | 21 P | -18 | 20 PIM
Total | 550 GP | 166 G | 230 A | 396 P | -40 | 128 PIM
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Playoffs Statistics:
S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 5 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +1 | 2 PIM
S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 11 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM
S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 10 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +5 | 12 PIM
S44 | DNQ
S45 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | -3 | 00 PIM
S46 | DNQ
S47 | DNQ
S48 | DNQ
S49 | Manhattan Rage | 11 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | -1 | 06 PIM
S49 | Manhattan Rage | 06 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 | 00 PIM
Total | 22 GP | 06 G | 10 A | 16 P | -4 | 06 PIM
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IIHF Statistics:
S41 | Canada WJC | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM
S42 | Canada WJC | 11 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | -1 | 2 PIM
S43 | Canada WJC | 15 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -2 | 8 PIM
S44 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 7 | 2 PIM
S45 | Latvia WC | 10 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 3 | 2 PIM
S46 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 7 G | 8 A | 15 P | 4 | 4 PIM
S47 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 1 | 2 PIM
S48 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | 6 | 4 PIM
S49 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -2 | 2 PIM
S50 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | -6 | 4 PIM
S51 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | 2 | 2 PIM
S52 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 1 | 2 PIM
S53 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -5 | 14 PIM
S54 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -6 | 43 PIM
S55 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -15 | 6 PIM
Total | 146 GP | 46 G | 60 A | 106 P | -21 | 87 PIM
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Awards/Honours:
S41: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top SMJHL Rookie)
S41: Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada
S43: Won Four Star Cup with Vancouver Whalers
S43: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nominee (Most Underrated)
S44: Won WC Silver Medal with Team Latvia
S46: Won WC Bronze Medal with Team Latvia
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Transactions:
S41: Drafted 7th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers
S41: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Vancouver Whalers
S42: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Seattle Riot
S42: Signed 2 year, $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
S44: Traded to New England Wolfpack for Soren Kierkegaard and NEW S47 1st
S44: Signed 3 year, $15 million contract with New England Wolfpack
S44: Named to Latvian National Team
S49: Traded to Manhattan Rage for CHI S50 3rd, MAN S50 4th, and MAN S51 2nd
S51: Traded to Chicago Syndicate for CHI S52 3rd and CHI S53 Cond 2nd
S54: Traded to San Francisco Pride for Patric Twist and WKP S54 Cond 2nd
S54: Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S55: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S55: Retired from SHL
Jed Lloren || RW || HoF Player (S20-40) || 1612 TPE
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 145 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: Playmaker
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Regular Season Statistics
S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 40 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 P | 11 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 15 G | 15 A | 30 P | 18 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | 26 PIM | +/-: -16 |
S23 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 14 G | 27 A | 41 P | 49 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S24 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 16 G | 29 A | 45 P | 82 PIM | +/-: 9 |
S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 28 A | 42 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 12 |
S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 18 G | 14 A | 32 P | 35 PIM | +/-: 13 |
S27 - Los Angeles Panthers | 43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 7 |
S27 - Texas Renegades | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S28 - Texas Renegades | 50 GP | 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | 36 PIM | +/-: 16 |
S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 16 |
S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 38 PIM | +/-: 14 |
S31 - Buffalo Stampede | 40 GP | 15 G | 21 A | 36 P | 52 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S31 - Seattle Riot | 10 GP | 05 G | 04 A | 09 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S32 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 25 G | 28 A | 53 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 20 |
S33 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 10 |
S34 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 7 |
S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 26 A | 40 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S36 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 18 G | 39 A | 57 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 26 |
S37 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 19 G | 26 A | 45 P | 16 PIM | +/-: 19 |
S38 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 10 |
S39 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 20 G | 25 A | 45 P | 07 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S40 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S40 - San Francisco Pride | 28 GP | 05 G | 14 A | 19 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 15 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -7 |
Total - 1057 GP | 336 G | 491 A | 827 P | 510 PIM | +/-: 149 |
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S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 15 GP | 05 G | 03 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 04 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 12 GP | 00 G | 06 A | 06 P | 24 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S23 - DNQ
S24 - DNQ
S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 17 GP | 04 G | 11 A | 15 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S27 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S28 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 08 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 13 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S31 - Seattle Riot | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S32 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S33 - Seattle Riot | 04 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S34 - DNQ
S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 |
S36 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S37 - Seattle Riot | 14 GP | 08 G | 13 A | 21 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 9 |
S38 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -5 |
S39 - DNQ
S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 |
Total - 135 GP | 37 G | 71 A | 108 P | 74 PIM | +/-: 2 |
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IHF Statistics
S19 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S20 | Qualifiers | 04 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S20 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S21 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S21 | Qualifiers | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S21 | IHFWC | 16 GP | 04 G | 04 A | 08 P | 25 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S22 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S22 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S23 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S23 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S24 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -5 |
S25 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 4 |
S26 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S27 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 07 A | 11 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 4 |
S28 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 02 G | 11 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S29 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 05 G | 07 A | 12 P | 06 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S30 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 00 G | 07 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S31 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 |
S32 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S33 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 04 G | 05 A | 09 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S34 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 03 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S35 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 09 A | 12 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 8 |
S36 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S37 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 05 G | 08 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S38 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S39 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S40 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 |
Total - 259 GP | 53 G | 113 A | 166 P | 63 PIM | +/-: 32 |
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Transactions
S19 - Signed 1 year, $1.5 million contract with St. Louis Scarecrows
S19 - Named to Swedish National Team
S20 - Drafted in the first round, 11th overall by West Kendall Platoon
S20 - Signed 3 year, $15.175 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S23 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S25 - Signed 3 year, $4.5 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S27 - Used PO to opt out of final year of contract
S27 - Rights traded to LAP for NEW S27 2nd and LAP S27 4th
S27 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S27 - Traded to Texas Renegades for TEX S29 1st
S28 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Texas Renegades
S29 - Signed 2 year, $6 million contract with Texas Renegades
S29 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for WKP S32 2nd and WKP S32 3rd
S31 - Signed 2 year, $14 million contract with Buffalo Stampede
S31 - Traded to Seattle Riot for EDM S32 1st and Pablo Biznette
S33 - Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with Seattle Riot
S34 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S35 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S36 - Traded to Seattle Riot with Ty Justice for Mattias Holmberg and SEA S38 1st
S36 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with Seattle Riot
S38 - Signed 1 year, $3 million contract with Seattle Riot
S39 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot
S40 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot
S40 - Traded to San Francisco Pride for Jackson Conklin and Gunner Rask
S40 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for S43 WKP 3rd
S40 - Retired from SHL
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Awards/Honours
S19 - Luke Riggs Award (Most activity in St. Louis Scarecrows LR)
S20 - SHL All-Rookie Team
S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S22 - S24 - Captain of West Kendall Platoon
S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S24 - SHL All-Star (Starter)
S24 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star
S25 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM)
S26 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM)
S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S31 - S34 - Alternate Captain of Swedish National Team
S32 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star
S33 - Number retired by St. Louis Scarecrows
S35 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S36 - S37 - Alternate Captain of Seattle Riot
S37 - President's Trophy (with Seattle)
S37 - Joe McKeil Trophy (Best SHL Coach)
S37 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM)
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Jobs
S20 - S24, S35 - S36: Sweden Federation Head
S20 - S21, S24, S35: Rookie Mentor Committee
S20 - S21: Fantasy League Manager
S20 - S23: Team World General Manager (Platoon Training Camp)
S20 - S26, S31: Banker
S20 - S23: Board of Directors
S23 - S31: League Advisor
S25 - S26: West Kendall Platoon Co-GM
S29 - S30: Media Grader
S30: Colorado Mammoths Co-GM
S31 - S32: Colorado Mammoths Head GM
S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Coach
S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Co-GM
S38 - S40: Awards Committee Head
S39: Seattle Riot Head GM
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Management Statistics
S21 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 16 GP | 08 W | 05 L | 03 OL | Silver | Federation Head |
S22 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Bronze | Federation Head |
S23 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 08 W | 04 L | 01 OL | Bronze | Federation Head |
S24 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 52 GP | 20 W | 27 L | 05 OL | DNQ | Co-GM |
S24 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 11 GP | 06 W | 04 L | 01 OL | QF | Federation Head |
S25 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 50 GP | 31 W | 16 L | 03 OL | Finals | Co-GM |
S30 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 17 W | 24 L | 09 OL | WCSF | Co-GM |
S31 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 27 W | 20 L | 03 OL | WCSF | Head GM |
S32 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 18 W | 28 L | 04 OL | WCSF | Head GM |
S35 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Silver | Federation Head |
S36 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 10 GP | 05 W | 03 L | 02 OL | Round Robin | Federation Head |
S37 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 35 W | 12 L | 03 OL | WCF | Coach/Co-GM |
S38 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 28 W | 16 L | 06 OL | WCSF | Coach/Co-GM |
S39 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 16 W | 30 L | 04 OL | DNQ | Coach/GM |
11-15-2018, 08:47 PM caltroit_red_flames Wrote: Looking at the comments in this thread it feels like vocal minority of the SHL is stuck in the social mindset of the 90s.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
We'll be back there soon, hopefully. Back when things were funny, and jokes were taken as jokes. This isn't shl related, this is just an observation of how terrible we are right now in general.
What an edgy comment. 11/10. Much humor.
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread
Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)
Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
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[pbll]S64 SHL Draftee - Outdoor Truck | LW | 227 TPE[/pbl]
Name: Outdoor Truck
Age: 18
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 86
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11-15-2018, 08:34 PM Zombiewolf Wrote: Lmfao Ho is just made up of soft pieces of shit
As opposed to hard pieces of shit?
11-16-2018, 01:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-16-2018, 01:07 AM by Samsung virtual assistant .)
11-16-2018, 12:58 AM Dangles13 Wrote: 11-15-2018, 08:34 PM Zombiewolf Wrote: Lmfao Ho is just made up of soft pieces of shit
As opposed to hard pieces of shit?
Pushing a hard shit out is far more rewarding than just releasing a soft string of watery shite.
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | RW | NL / BUF
Name: グリムジョー・ジャガージャック
From: HUECO MUNDO
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 176 lbs
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S68, 33rd Overall, Newfoundland Berserkers
SHL Draft: S69(nice), 18th Overall, Buffalo Stampede
ディシスド デウーディー | Defenseman | CHI
Name: Disisde Dayudie / ディシスド デウーディー
From: Matsumoto, Japan
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 209 lbs
| REGULAR SEASON |
S49 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 48 | SB: 59 | ATOI: 21.70
S50 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 19 | P: 31 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 34 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 21.63
S51 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 24 | P: 37 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 28 | HITS: 43 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 22.56
S52 | NL | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 27 | P: 39 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 12 | HITS: 44 | SB: 45 | ATOI: 22.94
S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 54 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 16.58
S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 39 | SB: 54 | ATOI: 17.49
S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 20 | HITS: 55 | SB: 87 | ATOI: 20.43
S56 | CHI | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 56 | SB: 95 | ATOI: 19.59
S57 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 39 | P: 49 | +/-: 52 | PIM: 18 | HITS: 78 | SB: 106 | ATOI: 19.56
S58 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 31 | P: 36 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 107 | SB: 92 | ATOI: 19.48
S59 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: 73 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 152 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:52
S60 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 25 | P: 39 | +/-: 27 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 72 | SB: 93 | ATOI: 20:37
S61 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 90 | SB: 89 | ATOI: 20:49
S62 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 40 | P: 54 | +/-: 69 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 110 | SB: 52 | ATOI: 20:25
S63 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 99 | SB: 69 | ATOI: 20:06
S64 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 19 | P: 25 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 108 | SB: 112 | ATOI: 20:13
S65 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 43 | PIM: 22 | HITS: 103 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:10
| PLAYOFFS |
S49 | LET | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 7 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20.98
S50 | LET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 3 | SB: 5 | ATOI: 21.52
S51 | LET | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 4 | HITS: 7 | SB: 11 | ATOI: 24.23
S52 | NL | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 23.19
S53 | LAP | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 17 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 19:47
S54 | LAP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 10 | SB: 10 | ATOI: 18:29
S55 | LAP | MISSED
S56 | CHI | GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:27
S57 | CHI | GP: 24 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 7 | HITS: 29 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:38
S58 | CHI | MISSED
S59 | CHI | GP: 16 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 26 | ATOI: 21:38
S60 | CHI | GP: 23 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 23 | SB: 44 | ATOI: 21:11
S61 | CHI | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 19 | SB: 17 | ATOI: 20:52
S62 | CHI | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20:26
S63 | CHI | GP: 14 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 13 | SB: 20 | ATOI: 21:15
S64 | CHI | GP: 22 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 36 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 21:42
S65 | CHI | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 25 | SB: 30 | ATOI: 20:28
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S49, 5th Overall, Lethbridge Lions
SHL Draft: S50, 7th Overall, Los Angeles Panthers
Traded to Chicago Syndicate S56
Challenge Cup Champion with Chicago Syndicate S57
Japan IIHF Gold Medalist S59
Bojo Biscuit Trophy Winner S59
Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs
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Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs
| Regular Season Statistics |
S25 | MTL | GP: 16 | W: 8 | L: 5 | OTL: 2 | GA: 40 | SA: 338 | SV%: 88.2 | GAA: 2.65 | SO: 0
S26 | MTL | GP: 43 | W: 28 | L: 11 | OTL: 4 | GA: 114 | SA: 913 | SV%: 87.5 | GAA: 2.69 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 21 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | GA: 123 | SA: 1304 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 3
S28 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 18 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | GA: 135 | SA: 1331 | SV%: 89.9 | GAA: 3.03 | SO: 1
S29 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 31 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | GA: 105 | SA: 1260 | SV%: 91.7 | GAA: 2.37 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 43 | W: 29 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | GA: 117 | SA: 1249 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.70 | SO: 4
S31 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 26 | L: 17 | OTL: 1 | GA: 121 | SA: 1360 | SV%: 91.1 | GAA: 2.73 | SO: 3
S32 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 22 | L: 19 | OTL: 3 | GA: 100 | SA: 1338 | SV%: 92.5 | GAA: 2.26 | SO: 4
S33 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 19 | L: 22 | OTL: 3 | GA: 118 | SA: 1408 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.66 | SO: 2
S34 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 24 | L: 15 | OTL: 5 | GA: 133 | SA: 1467 | SV%: 90.9 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 2
S35 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 20 | L: 21 | OTL: 3 | GA: 134 | SA: 1428 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 2
S36 | MIN | GP: 45 | W: 26 | L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GA: 109 | SA: 1324 | SV%: 91.8 | GAA: 2.39 | SO: 4
S37 | MIN | GP: 42 | W: 23 | L: 14 | OTL: 5 | GA: 103 | SA: 1220 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.43 | SO: 5
| Playoff Statistics |
S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | W:1 | L:4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 10 | SA: 128 | SV%: 92.2 | GAA: 2.01 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 15 | SA: 138 | SV%: 89.1 | GAA: 2.96 | SO: 0
S28 | MIN | MISSED
S29 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 2 | OTL: 2 | GA: 18 | SA: 169 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.66 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 1 | OTL: 3 | GA: 16 | SA: 154 | SV%: 89.6 | GAA: 3.36 | SO: 0
S31 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 17 | SA: 159 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.41 | SO: 0
S32 | MIN | GP: 7 | W: 3 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 22 | SA: 274 | SV%: 92.0 | GAA: 2.83 | SO: 0
S33 | MIN | MISSED
S34 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 18 | SA: 156 | SV%: 88.5 | GAA: 4.51 | SO: 0
S35 | MIN | MISSED
S36 | MIN | GP: 13 | W: 6 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GA: 42 | SA: 419 | SV%: 90.0 | GAA: 2.94 | SO: 0
| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S25, 28th Overall, Montreal Impact
SHL Draft: S26, 18th Overall, Minnesota Chiefs
1x McBride Winner, 5x McBride Nominee(most in league history)
2x IIHF Gold Medalist, 1x IIHF Silver Medalist
Most Games, Most Wins in Minnesota Chiefs History.
| AWARDS / NOMINATIONS |
S27 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S27 Winner: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S27 IIHF Silver Medalist
S28 IIHF Gold Medalist
S29 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S29 Winner: Aidan Richan Trophy
S29 IIHF Gold Medalist
S31 IIHF Top Goalie
S32 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S32 IIHF Top Goalie
S33 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S36 Nominee: Ron Mexico Trophy
S36 Winner: John McBride
S37 Nominee: John McBride
| ALL-STAR TEAMS |
S27 All-Star Rookie Team (Enough votes for East All Star Team)
S29 3rd All-Star Team
S32 2nd All-Star Team
S33 1st All-Star Team
S36 1st All-Star Team
S37 3rd All-Star Team
Dick Skillstedt | Retired Right Winger | MIN
Name: Dick Skillstedt
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
| REGULAR SEASON |
S37 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 9 | P: 17 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 51 | Hits: 101 | SB: 4 | AMG: 20:05
S38 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: 11 | PIM: 64 | Hits: 120 | SB: 5 | AMG: 18:76
S39 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1 | AMG: 4:03
S40 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 5 | P: 15 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 47 | Hits: 102 | SB: 4 | AMG: 16:11
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 11 | P: 24 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 42 | Hits: 31 | SB: 4 | AMG: 18:88
S42 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 17 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 55 | Hits: 94 | SB: 9 | AMG: 20:15
S43 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 18 | P: 33 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 80 | Hits: 123 | SB: 8 | AMG: 19:12
S44 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 67 | Hits: 129 | SB: 7 | AMG: 20:65
S45 | HAM/MIN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 21 | P: 40 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 46 | Hits: 146 | SB: 20 | AMG: 22:64
S46 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 44 | P: 71 | +/-: 25 | PIM: 45 | Hits: 92 | SB: 18 | AMG: 25:01
I never used to think this place was as soft as cotton candy dog shit, but jesus christ.
This site is fucking ringling brothers. Clown shoes everywhere.
Eryk Siniskaya || Defense || Unsigned ||
Timo Haas || Goalie || Los Angeles Panthers || Retired/Hall of Fame
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11-16-2018, 01:06 AM SearchBing Wrote: 11-16-2018, 12:58 AM Dangles13 Wrote: As opposed to hard pieces of shit?
Pushing a hard shit out is far more rewarding than just releasing a soft string of watery shite.
Both are satisfying in their own ways.
11-15-2018, 08:08 PM SlashACM Wrote: 11-15-2018, 07:59 PM Dude Wrote: OH HELL NO ABLEISM IS NOT FUNNY
The biblical duo, Cain and ableism
I missed that on my first read through the thread this morning. God damn that's a good pun
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Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws
Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack
Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
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SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77% *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
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Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
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Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
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Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
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