tl:dr?

You've clearly been compromised by HO!

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78)
- Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)


S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
- Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

tl:dr?

You've clearly been compromised by HO!

Dammit, you exposed me

Ive been wearing a kfc bucket for a hat ever since my suspension...seems to be working so far..

wow this is some hard-hitting journalism, stay safe flow watch your six

           

Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55


Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora

Dammit he is on to us....

Sig Credits: Gorlab and Kylrad

Don’t forget how about HO lives on Planet X putting chemicals into the SF waters to make the players soft.

they don't need to put chemicals in the water to make you a mutant

Cedric's Trophy Case
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SHL Hall of Fame
Class of Season 63
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S46 Challenge Cup
12-4-1 | 0.906 SV% | 2.68 GAA
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S48 Challenge Cup
16-4-2 | 0.921 SV% | 2.45 GAA
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2x IIHF Gold (S47, S52)
2x IIHF Silver (S46, S49)
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All-Star Teams
S46 All Rookie Team
2x 2nd Team (S46, S50)
2x 3rd Team (S48, S49)
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SHL Awards
Mike Honcho Award (S50)
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SHL Nominations
Ryan Jesster Nomination (S46)
3x John McBride Nominations (S49, S50, S53)
Anton Razov Nomination (S48)
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SMJHL Career Season Wins
99 (T-1st STHS Era)
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Detroit Falcons Career Season Wins
99 (1st STHS Era)
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Laurifer Trophy - 2 Wins
S43, S44 (as Player)
S44 (as GM)
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S42 WJC Gold (USA)
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Tom Corcoran Trophy - 3 Wins
S42, S44, S45
Nominated S43
Most Tom Corcoran Trophies, Single Career (3)
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Raymond Lindsay Trophy - 1 Win
S44
Nominated S42
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Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Nominated S42
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Ideen Fallah Trophy
Nominated S44

Dee's Trophy Case
The hell are you lookin at?
Kick rocks, punk

CAAAAAAAAAAAAROL, CAAAAAAAAAAAAROL

Gallen's Update Page // Gallen's Player Page

Shoutout to @adamantium for the sig! <3

Pyotr Gallen // RW // Vancouver // Manhattan// Czechia
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S69 (HAM): 66 GP || 17 G || 12 A || 29 PTS || 10.1 S%
S70 (HAM): 66 GP || 16 G || 27 A || 43 PTS || 10.9 S%
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S65 (VAN): 66 GP || 17 G || 20 A || 37 PTS || 14.7 S%
S66 (VAN): 66 GP || 35 G || 39 A || 74 PTS || 17.0 S%
S67 (VAN): 66 GP || 19 G || 40 A || 59 PTS || 10.2 S%
S68 (VAN): 66 GP || 34 G || 41 A || 75 PTS || 14.6 S%
Junior Totals: 264 GP || 105 G || 140 A || 245 PTS || 14.1 S%
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S65 (VAN): 4 GP || 0 G || 1 A || 1 PTS || 0.0 S%
S66 (VAN): 11 GP || 6 G || 8 A || 14 PTS || 17.6 S%
S67 (VAN): 5 GP || 0 G || 3 A || 3 PTS || 0.0 S%
S68 (VAN): 5 GP || 3 G || 2 A || 5 PTS || 16.7 S%
Playoff Totals: 25 GP || 9 G || 14 A || 23 PTS || 8.6 S%
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Accolades
Drafted 19th overall by Vancouver (S65 SMJHL Draft)
Drafted 9th overall by Hamilton (S66 SHL Draft)
Traded from Hamilton to Manhattan prior to S71



Jan Zacha || C || Toronto || Vancouver || Czechia || Retired
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Name: Jan Zacha
TPE: 209
Position: C || Player Type: ???
Height: 6' 3" || Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 67 || Shoots: Right
Birthplace: Kladno, Czechoslovakia
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S48 (VAN): 50 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | -3 +/- | 22 PIM | 54.55FO%
S49 (VAN): 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 PTS | -1 +/- | 24 PIM | 54.25FO%
S50 (VAN): 50 GP | 18 G | 24 A | 42 PTS | -5 +/- | 14 PIM | 55.46FO%
S51 (VAN): 50 GP | 17 G | 31 A | 48 PTS | 31 +/- | 28 PIM | 54.49FO%
SMJHL Totals: 200 GP | 48 G | 83 A | 131 PTS | 22 +/- | 88 PIM | 54.69FO%
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S48 (VAN): 19 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | 1 +/- | 0 PIM | 60.43FO%
S49 (VAN): 5 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | 1 +/- | 0 PIM | 43.75FO%
S50 (VAN): Coming soon.
S51 (VAN): Coming soon.
SMJHL Playoff Totals: Coming soon.
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World Junior Championship Stats - Round Robin
S47 (CZE): 27 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -3 +/- | 12 PIM | 50.00FO%
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World Junior Championship Stats - Medal Round
S47 (CZE): 2 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -2 +/- | 0 PIM | 42.42 FO%
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Awards and Accomplishments
Four Star Cup champion with Vancouver (S48)
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Roster Moves
Drafted 7th overall by the Vancouver Whalers in the S48 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 8th overall by the Toronto North Stars in the S49 SHL Draft


Alexander Zajac || C || Hamilton || Czechia || Retired
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 37
Peak TPE: 1209
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S39 (SEA): 50 GP | 9 G | 18 A | 27 PTS | +1 +/- | 21 PIM | 44.18% FO
S40 (SEA): 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 PTS | -27 +/- | 15 PIM | 47.33% FO
S41 (SEA): 50 GP | 10 G | 27 A | 37 PTS | +2 +/- | 6 PIM | 51.63% FO
S42 (SEA): 50 GP | 15 G | 22 A | 37 PTS | +1 +/- | 18 PIM | 53.76% FO
S43 (SEA): 50 GP | 18 G | 31 A | 49 PTS | +18 +/- | 8 PIM | 54.25% FO
S44 (SEA): 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 PTS | -7 +/- | 21 PIM | 56.64% FO
S45 (HAM): 50 GP | 15 G | 24 A | 39 PTS | +12 +/- | 22 PIM | 52.97% FO
S46 (HAM): 50 GP | 18 G | 28 A | 46 PTS | +5 +/- | 4 PIM | 55.72% FO
S47 (HAM): 50 GP | 14 G | 15 A | 29 PTS | +1 +/- | 37 PIM | 50.60% FO
S48 (HAM): 50 GP | 16 G | 24 A | 40 PTS | +8 +/- | 14 PIM | 52.08% FO
Final Career Totals: 500 GP | 147 G | 229 A | 376 PTS | 14 +/- | 166 PIM | 51.92% FO
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SHL Playoff Stats
S39 (SEA): DNQ
S40 (SEA): DNQ
S41 (SEA): DNQ
S42 (SEA): DNQ
S43 (SEA): 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 PTS | +6 +/- | 0 PIM | 43.54% FO - Eliminated in 1st round
S44 (SEA): DNQ
S45 (HAM): DNQ
S46 (HAM): 12 GP | 4 G | 11 A | 15 PTS | +4 +/- | 0 PIM | 55.46% FO - Eliminated in conf. semis
S47 (HAM): DNQ
S48 (HAM): Soon.
Career Total: 18 GP | 7 G | 14 A | 21 PTS | +10 +/- | 0 PIM | 49.50% FO
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 (COL): 50 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | -5 +/- | 20 PIM | 56.76% FO
S36 (COL): 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -3 +/- | 22 PIM | 42.50% FO
S37 (COL): 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 PTS | -3 +/- | 6 PIM | 48.47% FO
S38 (COL/PGF): 49 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 PTS | -3 +/- | 8 PIM | 49.57% FO
Career Total: 199 GP | 26 G | 43 A | 69 PTS | -14 +/- | 56 PIM | 49.37% FO
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IIHF Round Robin Stats
S36 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PT | -7 +/- | 4 PIM | 85.71% FO
S37 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PT | -5 +/- | 0 PIM | 41.10% FO
S38 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PT | -3 +/- | 0 PIM | 41.18% FO
S39 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -1 +/- | 2 PIM | 50.56% FO
S40 (CZE): 10 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS | -4 +/- | 6 PIM | 49.28% FO
S41 (CZE): 10 GP | 5 G | 2 A | 7 PTS | -7 +/- | 2 PIM | 56.77% FO
S42 (CZE): 10 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 PTS | 0 +/- | 2 PIM | 52.84% FO
S43 (CZE): 10 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 PTS | -2 +/- | 2 PIM | 58.60% FO
S44 (CZE): 10 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | 5 +/- | 2 PIM | 55.76% FO
S45 (CZE): 10 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | 2 +/- | 4 PIM | 58.57& FO
International Totals: 100 GP | 18 G | 32 A | 50 PTS | -22 +/- | 24 PIM | 55.04% FO
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IIHF Medal Round Stats
S36 (CZE): DNQ
S37 (CZE): DNQ
S38 (CZE): DNQ
S39 (CZE): DNQ
S40 (CZE): DNQ
S41 (CZE): DNQ
S42 (CZE): 1 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 43.24% FO
S43 (CZE): DNQ
S44 (CZE): 2 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 49.25% FO
S45 (CZE): 1 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PT | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 48.72% FO
International Totals: 4 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | 0 +/- | 0 PIM | 47.07% FO
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SHL Awards
Winner of the Ryan Jesster Trophy in S39
Nominated to the SHL's All-Rookie Team in S39
Served as Seattle's captain in S40
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SMJHL Awards
Four Star Cup Champion (with Prince George in S38)
Winner of Colorado's Team Leadership Award in S36 and S37
Winner of Colorado's Alexander Zajac Award in S36, S37 & S38
Winner of Colorado's Playoff MVP Award in S37
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Roster Moves
S35 SMJHL Entry Draft: Drafted 46th overall by the Colorado Mammoths
S36 SHL Entry Draft: Drafted 44th overall by the Seattle Riot
Traded from Colorado to Prince George during the S38 trade deadline
Called up to the Seattle Riot before S39
Traded to Hamilton in the S45 offseason

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