Category: Congratulations

Front Cover: Congratulations on being drafted to the SMJHL!

Inside the card wording: We sincerely hope you enjoy your time playing 8 minutes a game on the 4th line while scoring 4 points in the entire season! Enjoy your Stay ?

Sig Credits: Gorlab and Kylrad

Category: Motivation and tough love
Front Cover: Stop crying about getting cut from JV!
Inside the card wording: SHL superstar Terrance Nova says your aim does not matter! Keep shooting your shots, 1 will go in eventually.

Doubt is a dream killer

Category: Birthday

Front Cover: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!

Inside the card wording: Happy Birthday! And let’s wish to make the playoffs first and then maybe try to not lose horribly!

Welcome to the hall, Ben!

Awards Won
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Ben Blue (S41- S55) awards;
Tom Corcoran Winner: S41, S43
McBride Winner: S46, S48 (unanimous vote), S50
[pblSarmad Khan Runner-up: S46, S48, S50][/pbl]
[pblIIHF: Gold in S49, Silver in S50][/pbl]

Surkhi-Ze’ev (S65 - ) awards:
Elias Armia Nominee: S65, S67
Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner: S70
Jeff Darr Nominee: S73
Adian Richan Nominee: S73
Ron Mexico Nominee: S73

Category: New Job

Front Cover: Promotion? You know what the means...

Inside the card wording: Welcome to the SHL! What else could it mean?? We live in a universe where every one of us is a hockey player. Isn't that odd to anyone else?

First SHL goal on first SHL shot in first SHL game.

                  Mack Daddy - Calgary Dragons - Forward
Signed DFA contract with Colorado Raptors to finish S53
Drafted by the Colorado Raptors in S54 Draft - Round 3, 24
Drafted by the Calgary Dragons in S55 Draft - Round 2, 30
S55 WJC Gold Medal Championship
S56 SMJHL All-Star Game Winner
Called up to the Calgary Dragons to start S57
Scored 1st SHL Goal On First SHL Shot in First SHL Game

Category: Batchelor's party

Front Cover: Bring in the paid girls!

Inside the card wording: Welcome to the bachelor's party of Izzy. We will be looking at hockey, drink beer (don't forget to cling it constantly with whoever is sitting next to you) and of course. Get lap dances from paid girls!

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                                               [pbll]S64 SHL Draftee - Outdoor Truck | LW | 227 TPE[/pbl]
                                         Name: Outdoor Truck
                                        Age: 18
                                        Height: 6'5"
                                            Weight: 225 lbs
                                        Number: 86
                                              
                                                 Thanks to everyone made sigs to me!!!! (Gif made by myself)

                        

Category: Job promotion

Front Cover: You're the Chief now dog! (With a picture of Chiefs players giving thumbs up)

Inside the card wording: You've made it to the big leagues, now keep your head up and your penalties low, and don't go around licking people!

Category: Birthday

Front Cover: Find Your Wolfpack

Inside the card wording: It['s your birthday, which means you get to celebrate the day with your Wolfpack. Who you going to choose? Probably no one because you dislike people, right?

LA Panthers Goaltender

Category: Sympathy

Front Cover: Everything seems to be going wrong? Started out positive but now it's all falling apart?

Inside the card wording: The San Francisco Pride want to draft you!

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                      

Category: Charity Drive

Front Cover: HELP NOW! Sell your spleen for Cleo Green

Inside the card wording: The San Francisco Pride have destroyed poor Cleo's body, his mom's also NEED new windows in their kitchen.

09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona


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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G:  8 || A:  6 || PTS: 14 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2  || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04  || A: 04  || PTS: 08 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11  || A: 13  || PTS: 24 || +/- +5  || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12  || A: 19  || PTS: 31 || +/- +7  || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17  || A: 34  || PTS: 51 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43  || PTS: 70 || +/- +24  || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36  || PTS: 60 || +/- +28  || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34  || PTS: 54 || +/- +30  || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22  || PTS: 45 || +/- +20  || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35  || PTS: 59 || +/- +25  || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44  || PTS: 78 || +/- +36  || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A:  26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2  || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45  || PTS: 74 || +/- +32  || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G:  2[/font][/color]3 || A:  19 || PTS: 42 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 50 
[/size][/size][/size][/size][/font][/size][/color]SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/-  +197 || PIMS: 214

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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/-  -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/-  -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/-  +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/-  -10 || PIMS: 38

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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN -  3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN -  2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN -  1 Season $5M
S44 WIN -  1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place


TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1  || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner

Category:
Motivation

Front Cover:
The most fantastic , magical things can happen and it ALL starts with a wish...
"Jiminy Cricket"

Inside Card wording :



Followed by countless hours of sweat, hard work and relentless tenacious desire to never let someone else take your chance.
"Your friends at the "

 SUPERNAW

~~~#1~~G~ C.K. SUPERNAW~~NBB~~USA~~~
~…6’7”/ 230.lbs/ Full Right

~...POB: Manhattan...........Kansas,USA.
~…SMJHL LATE S55 F.A. Signee
~NBB S55 Stats~.13 Games (2-8-2) ...3.64 GAA...0.914% SV%.
~NBB S56 Stats~ 25 Games (15-8-2)...2.58 GAA.. 0.917% SV%…1 SOwin
~USA S56 WJC Stats~10 Games ( 5-3-1)...2.09 GAA..0.914 % SV%…2 SOwins
~NBB S57 Stats~ 18 Games (8-8-2)…2.96 GAA…0.913% SV%…3 SOwins..
~NBB S58 Stats~ 59 Games (28-27-3)…2.59 GAA…0.910% SV%… 6 SOwins..

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S56 WJC AWARDS
“Our third award is one that is dear to my heart as a SHL goaltender… The Peter Larson Award for the Top Goalie! This is voted by the GMs and considers both the round robin and medal rounds. The S56 Winner of the Peter Larson Award is….…
C.K. Supernaw! “

Category: Sympathy

Front Cover: Roses are red, Violets are blue 

Inside the card wording: Your team is god awful because of you. So pull up your socks and grab your cocks, or else your career is through. 

Category: Valentines day
Front cover: Manhattans color is red, next to the ocean blue
Inside: I'm single and need a date to the dance, what are you up too?

DRAFTED 30TH OA S43
S42 WJC GOLD MEDAL
JESTER AWARD FINALIST S45
S45 ALL ROOKIE TEAM
S50 IIHF GOLD MEDAL
S52 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION

Category: Graduation – SMJHL

Front Cover: You made it!

Inside the card wording: Congratulations on Surviving the Juniors. From the J to the Big Show, there is still a long road to go. Sincerely, Toivo Kosonen.

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
Player Page- Update Page
Elijah Jones - Winger - #33 Retired
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Toivo Kosonen - Defenseman - #33 Retired
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Category: Condolences (like the kind of thing people apparently send to people who are sick or just had someone they know die I mean I've never actually sent or received a condolence card that wasn't 100% sarcastic so I'm not sure if people actually use these seriously)

Front Cover: A zoomed out shot of a lion laying on its back in a peaceful savanna with the sun shining and a slight breeze, the lion's face is hidden from view

Inside the card wording: Opposite a zoomed in shot of the lion's face that makes it extremely clear that is it dead the inside of the card says "Hope you're holding up better than San Francisco's playoff hopes!"

Jack Tanner (D) - [Player Page] [Player Updates]


Jack Tanner -- Offensive Defenseman -- MTL & SF -- 1250 TPE
5'11", 210lbs, #37
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S36 -- 50 GP | 21:01 TOI/G | 8 G 19 A | 86 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 28 PIM
S37 -- 50 GP | 21:10 TOI/G | 7 G 28 A | 111 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 36 PIM
S38 -- 50 GP | 19:10 TOI/G | 19 G 20 A | 160 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 25 PIM
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S37 -- 17 GP | 21:45 TOI/G | 4 G 10 A | 36 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM | GWG G3 v Halifax
S38 -- 13 GP | 19:48 TOI/G | 6 G 6 A | 58 SOG | 0-1-0 Fights| 9 PIM | Hat Trick & GWG G3 v PGF, GTG G6 v PGF
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SHL Career Statistics
S39 -- 50 GP | 22:44 TOI/G | 9 G 22 A | 77 SOG | No Fights | 4 PIM
S40 -- 50 GP | 24:01 TOI/G | 7 G 24 A | 88 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM
S41 -- 50 GP | 24:31 TOI/G | 16 G 30 A | 135 SOG | 0-0-6 Fights | 34 PIM
S42 -- 50 GP | 24:24 TOI/G | 8 G 30 A | 111 SOG | 2-1-3 Fights | 30 PIM
S43 -- 50 GP | 25:24 TOI/G | 17 G 31 A | 154 SOG | 301 iCF | 1-0-1 Fights | 24 PIM
S44 -- 50 GP | 21:59 TOI/G | 12 G 22 A | 111 SOG | 229 iCF | 2-0-1 Fights | 53 PIM
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SHL Playoff Statistics
N/A
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IIHF Career Statistics
S36 -- 11 GP | 5:33 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 0 SOG | 0 PIM
S37 -- 13 GP | 14:49 TOI/G | 1G 1A | 5 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 -- 10 GP | 13:57 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 7 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 WJC -- 7 GP | 22:26 TOI/G | 1G 2A | 11 SOG | 0 PIM
S39 -- 13 GP | 16:58 TOI/G | 2G 5A | 16 SOG | 2 PIM
S40 -- 11 GP | 21:54 TOI/G | 4G 7A | 21 SOG | 2 PIM
S41 --  13 GP | 22:05 TOI/G | 3G 5A | 24 SOG | 2 PIM
S42 -- 13 GP | 23:14 TOI/G | 1G 12A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 0 PIM | GWG in Final v Canada ~Gold Medal~
S43 -- 13 GP | 23:23 TOI/G | 4G 2A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 2 PIM ~Gold Medal~
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Notes:
Drafted #6 Overall in S36 SMJHL Draft (MTL)
S36: RIGHTFUL Esa Anrikkanen Winner
Drafted #2 Overall in S37 SHL Draft (POR)
S38: Hat Trick G3 vs Prince George
S39: Led rookies in scoring
S39: All-Rookie Team (only unanimous)
S42: 1st Star & GWG in IIHF Final
S42: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S43: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S44: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S45: Gordie Howe Hat Trick vs Manhattan Rage: Game 177 - 2 goals, 1 assist, and beat up Clint Eastwood.
5/18 career PS%




One sig is tweed's and the other was a karlssens/Copenhagen collab

AC | Bank | Claims

Category: Valentines Day

Front Cover: From the SHL to You

Inside the card wording: Every time I see you, I get two minutes for high sticking

            Bernik Vrzala ┃ #15 ┃ Defenseman ┃ 948 TPE
                  Drafted #39 Overall - Calgary Dragons S46
                             S50 Challenge Cup Champion


                 Czech Republic WJC S44 Gold Medal Winner
                 Czech Republic WJC S46 Gold Medal Winner
               Czech Republic IIHF S49 Bronze Medal Winner
                                       Retired - Czechia ┃ #93
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17 GP 1G 1A 10PIM 14HIT 8SB - S44 WJC
19 GP 0G 5A 12PIM 15HIT 13SB - S45 WJC
30 GP 2G 21A 38PIM 61HIT 34SB - S46 WJC

18 GP 2G 7A 14PIM 22HIT 22SB - S47 WJC

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