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Slappydoodle · 03-16-2019, 05:22 PM

Bernik “Big Boy Bernie” Vzrala, because he’s growing up so fast. Brings a tear to the eye to think he will soon be up with the big club knocking heads and dropping the gloves.

@Off

CFJ · 03-16-2019, 07:06 PM

Alex "Miller" Light, he's as smooth as the beer is and provides a good experience if you're not overexposed to it. So watch and learn responsibly, ladies and gents. As Light entertains you all with a wild round of emotions.

@Zoone16

Thanks to prettyburn, TML, Carpy, JNH, Jepox, Engi, Karey, Flappy, Skolpadder, Mook, DollarAndADream, Smirnov and Toe for the sigs.

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Crossfit's First Career SHL Goal, 4. Manhattan Rage , Crossfit Jesus 1 (Pedro Sarantez, Nucky Toohoots) at 5:51

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Devitt's First Career SHL Goal, 5. Calgary Dragons , Prince Devitt 1 (Barry Batsbak 21, Mike Izzy 14) at 10:43

Mantroll · 03-16-2019, 07:13 PM

Joln "The Tank" DuBolk

Speaking from experience as his D partner, Joln is an immovable object that delivers missile like passes to his teammates. Opponents can see him coming but cannot stop him from bulldozing through them.

sharksisback · 03-16-2019, 07:51 PM

Jimmy "Slo-Mo" Slothface

It's a pretty self-explanatory nickname, Jimmy is a notoriously slow starter and his last name is Slothface so it has a double meaning. Anyways the point here is Jimmy is slow as shit in almost every way possible.

@slothfacekilla

Velevra · 03-16-2019, 08:07 PM

Parker “The Pylon” Smeb
At a towering 6’4” Parker might be the tallest pylon on the ice. He currently isn’t the greatest skater hence the nickname the Pylon but Chicago is still hopeful he can develop into a powerful force.

@O4L

5ympathies · 03-16-2019, 08:14 PM

Guy "Nah I'm Good" Zheng

It's almost like this guy hates to score! Instead of getting pucks in the net, he's content pulling off nice clean tape to tape passes and clearly it's been working as he leads the league with 27 assists.

@goldenglutes

Thanks to JSS for the signature

Wawazat · 03-16-2019, 09:20 PM

03-15-2019, 10:49 PMCptSquall Wrote: Taisei "Tiger" Tiikeri

This Tiger ROARS onto the ice with the speed of the powerful cat that he is, able to play the complete 200ft game with nothing but a fierce look and a respect commanding aura.

@Wawazat

Richard "The Demon" Physt

This former 'Wannabe' goon has transformed into the Gene Simmons of the Young Specters Version of the KISS Army.
"The Demon" provides the Growl, the Grit and the fierce Heart to this first year ghostly franchise and has worked hard to show he's now the total package and not just a fire breathing, blood drooling berserker.

[Image: kissdemon13.jpg]

@CptSquall

nykonax · 03-16-2019, 09:28 PM

Parker "Incompetent" Smeb

Literally have no idea how this guy got on a team, let alone got on his skates. Buddy has no idea how to shoot, pass, or score, or even put his helmet on. He's commanding the Colorado tank all by himself

@O4L

Beaver · 03-16-2019, 10:31 PM

Michael "Threat Level Midnight" Scarn, a nickname earned due to his meticulous work saving many sporting events, sporting leagues, and honestly our souls despite the dimwittedness of his sidekick Dwigt.

@Trautner

Mack · 03-16-2019, 10:33 PM

Connor "ass" Tanner

@Keygan

Ass Tanner is known in the locker room for his love of spanking his bros. Sometimes he takes it a bit far and has been known to leave some red hand prints for days.

Avakael · 03-16-2019, 10:35 PM

Buffalo has a dead set legend nickname for their sophomore season Hippo Passamus, a nickname that Metzler coined. It isEl Hippo, and it is Spanish for The Hippo.

Lynxfire · 03-17-2019, 03:38 AM

@Mack

Willy 'Dilly Dilly' Mack had the misfortune to come into the league when the budweiser 'dilly dilly' commercials were memeing across the internet. Plus it rhymes.

Ason94 · 03-17-2019, 07:41 AM

Cassius "Cap" Darrow

He's been the captain in Colorado for as long as I can remember. The ultimate leader, puts the team above everything.

@hhh81

hewasajazzman · 03-17-2019, 09:28 AM

Barret “The Sauce” McCarthy
have you seen this kid pass? christ. i remember him breaking records in Vancouver. now that he’s called up he’s sittin’ pretty tied for the top rookie.

@Inf1d3l

LarksTongue · 03-17-2019, 12:37 PM

Michael 'The Secret Agent' Scarn @Trautner

Before being one of the hotter prospects of the S46 class. Scarn made a living as an undercover agent providing top end security to the NFL, NBA, and NHL. Scarn came out of retirement to save the NHL All-Star game and Scarns’ love for hockey was born. From there he decided to play in the big leagues in his retirement and his teammates from then on called him The Secret Agent. An undercover elite offensive threat.

Thanks to @FlappyGiraffe and @ToeDragon84 for the making these sick sigs!

Quote: First Goal (3rd Game): Commander Shepard 1 (Nick Brain 1, Noah Gallagher 2) at 8:48

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